Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1360493]Yezzir. Tongue in cheek would be the word I was looking for. Thanks Otis. I was originally going to post that title, then only write The BEST! In the report so it woulda looked like.

COCO AT CHM REALLY SUCKS.

THE BEST!

Just to get that momentary confusion from the title & have the reader thinking "WTF a negative report on Coco, how can this be?" Then have the reader go "oh yea ok" But I change my mind & decided to write a whole report on stuff never said about the great Coco-Motive.

So let me get into the discussions I alluded to. With Coco, part of me wanted to be able to talk story at the water cooler. I wanted to be able to cruise with the cool kids kno what I mean. Theres the question, who gives the best BBBJ? Coco, Monica or Mimi? Theres the topic of her name. And what made me want to post right away was the mention of the teeth brushing LOL. I woulda never thought of it but I was like "Hey, I saw her brushing her teeth too, I can finally chime in on a Coco conversation YAY" Which again is why I said I had a lot of ground to cover. Knowing if I tried to fit all that I want to discuss in 1 post Jackson would just kill me LOL.

So 1st topic. What do we call this oral treasure? Coco, Sunny, KOKO, Hot Coco, Coco-Motive? I've seen some cool suggestions. The KOKO was cool because the bro said it means a KO for looks & a KO for service. But the thing is he was actually saying we got to find a Coco worthy of that name. I think CHM Coco could fit the bill but maybe not 100% for looks. Hot Coco is a good 1. The bro who reported even said Coco likes that name too. But still I do kno hotter Cocos so maybe not. HOT COCO is at VIP. I vote on Coco-Motive as suggested by brother Pokesqd. Its just downright clever. & she is a sex machine as he stated. I kno its not like we are all going to actually start calling her any of these names but which 1 do you guys like best? Just curious.[/QUOTE]How about CoCo Head

Hana AKA Miki (Nirvana / Ichiban)

Channel (Seven)

Skye (Nirvana / HT1)

I have a feeling Skye is gone for good but Hana & Channel will resurface within a year.

[QUOTE=RadioHazard; 1361202]Hana AKA Miki (Nirvana / Ichiban)

Channel (Seven)

Skye (Nirvana / HT1)

I have a feeling Skye is gone for good but Hana & Channel will resurface within a year.[/QUOTE]I don't think I've been with too many you guys may kno but I was just talking about some.

Pepsi (VIP) I think most kno her. I read a few posts referring to her as VIP's legend. I honestly hope there are posts of her I can read from back in the day.

Channel (SEVEN) You kno that.

Skye (HT1) Damn all of you who knew she as at Nirvana. Damn Nirvana for taking away GQ's Annie & MS Linda too. Damn Nirvana for having this hottie Hana who I wish I could see. Damn Nirvana's stairs & them not showing the girls LOL. Damn me for finding this site way too late. Damn.

Kelly (HT1 & GQ) & Jun (VIP) just have to add them.

Felt the need to see Monica since it has been a while. I called and Monica was available. Monica greeted me with a big hug and Kiss and asked if I wanted a shower, and I said yes.

After shower I was guided to the 1st room on the right (Monicas fav room). Monica came in with this beige top with those perky nips poking out. She undressed and crawled on top and we started DFK for 10 min or so, then she started working her way down and started her famous cold water BJ. Then she got on top and started CG after she came, we switched to mish to finish.

I wish I could see her more often but funds are limited. She alway has a great attitude and always willing to please.

[QUOTE=RadioHazard; 1361202]Hana AKA Miki (Nirvana / Ichiban)

Channel (Seven)

Skye (Nirvana / HT1)

I have a feeling Skye is gone for good but Hana & Channel will resurface within a year.[/QUOTE]#1) Tina (old downstairs PT)

#2) Julia (old New Yorker)

#3) Naomi (VIP, later sometime MSatSakura / Lavender)

Heard from my ATF, the lovely and voluptuous, Jennifer (aka- Thai Jennifer) formerly of RM. She told me she was coming back in Feb. And they would be re-opening under the name "Hollywood". I'm not sure when they are opening, but I cannot wait to play with Jennifer again! Monger-on!

[QUOTE=Pokesqd;1361201]How about CoCo Head[/QUOTE]Best one yet. LOL.

Good day to fellow mongers, I would like to get your opinions or advices on the best place to go and who to see (for a new monger like myself) , I a noobie of NOOB!

1. Best place to start!

2. Good service, no rush!

3. Providers that are willing to please!

4. What to do, to get the full exp. Out of the time there!

Please help, from reading all your posts, you all are so pro that what you do. A new generation of mongers are coming out now, and would love to know and maybe learn.

Thank you.

[QUOTE=Pokesqd;1361201]How about CoCo Head[/QUOTE]Thanks for another easy segway Poke. Coco Head would match but I think it matches for Monica's BJ a little more. Never has a 2 Live Crew song been more appropriate for a woman.

Head, Head & More Head. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXSVkgqjacw[/url]

Because there's head, theres good head, then theres "MO" Head. Other girls can deep throat but not as good as Monica. I think if she wanted to, she could "scrote throat" the cock & balls whole. Love what she does with her tongue under the shaft. Whoo goosebumps. The deep throat while sticking her tongue out & licking the balls is the best feeling of all. She's the only girl who literally had me doing a situp a few times the BJ was so intense. So if you were to ask me who gives the best BBBJ out of Monica, Mimi or Coco. My short answer is Monica. Just my preference. Just for the BJ. Just my 2 cents.

Coco, love DFK with her. She has an oral skill unlike anyone else. I'm still not completely sure what kind of magic is going on in that mouth of her's. Will have to do more test runs. In the name of science of course.

Who would I repeat with a lot is a different story. Mimi already repeated right away a couple times. That girl, she's just cool with it. Down for watevers. She's the hottest of the 3 just in my eyes so obviously I like her best. Mimi looks 35 & anyone who says otherwise. LIES, LIES I not listening nananana not listening LOL. The other thing was, I had planned to go to all 3 for only BBBJ on the 1st session. Thinking I'm going to test only their mouths for the BJ 1st. Co & Mo was BBBJTCIM. But wen Mimi asked "make love" I wasnt going to turn her down.

Monica's the best BJ to me but Coco has a unique technique & I love the Coco GFE. I kinda agree with what Hypo Luxa said recently about these 2 BJs being even stevens. It just depends on your preference. Still my fav to repeat would be Mimi. Go figure.

I not sure but I think the MS at Ginza is Naomi.

[QUOTE=Jiro9673;1361387]#3) Naomi (VIP, later sometime MSatSakura / Lavender)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CynicalJ; 1361439]Good day to fellow mongers, I would like to get your opinions or advices on the best place to go and who to see (for a new monger like myself) , I a noobie of NOOB!

1. Best place to start!

2. Good service, no rush!

3. Providers that are willing to please!

4. What to do, to get the full exp. Out of the time there!

Please help, from reading all your posts, you all are so pro that what you do. A new generation of mongers are coming out now, and would love to know and maybe learn.

Thank you.[/QUOTE]If you haven't already done so check out this thread.

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9915-Amp-guide-for-noob-s[/url]

Lotsa good info there.

Later,

Z

[QUOTE=CynicalJ; 1361439]Good day to fellow mongers, I would like to get your opinions or advices on the best place to go and who to see (for a new monger like myself) , I a noobie of NOOB!

1. Best place to start!

2. Good service, no rush!

3. Providers that are willing to please!

4. What to do, to get the full exp. Out of the time there!

Please help, from reading all your posts, you all are so pro that what you do. A new generation of mongers are coming out now, and would love to know and maybe learn.

Thank you.[/QUOTE]You have posted one report on Mimi at CHM. You seem to know Lily at Roses. You said you were going to Pink and Hula. VIP. You are still new? And you have family and friends that are LE?

[QUOTE=RadioHazard;1361618]I not sure but I think the MS at Ginza is Naomi.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Jiro9673;1361387]#3) Naomi (VIP, later sometime MSatSakura / Lavender)[/QUOTE]Yup, yup thats her. Thats how she recognized me, from VIP days. I want her too. Get some of that Jiro. Get her out of retirement. I want to many mamasans.

Hello, fellow mongers! I'm headed on vaca to the north shore soon. I'll have s / o wih me so I'll.

Need to be discrete. Any pointers where to find a happy ending? Please pm me with info. I have lots of info for Los angles that I'll share.

Happy hunting

Checked out pink, saw the lineup, picked the slimmest, cutest one, which happened to be jio. Most members of the board already know what she looks like, but I'll just reiterate. Large a cups, flat stomach, good ass for a korean girl (that combination of flat stomach and good ass seems to be rare). She rides like a champion, and did this spin thing without disconnecting, like she made sure to hit north, south, east and west while in cg. Most girls just get on top of you, wiggle a bit, and then want to switch. She gets on you and does work. She even started to sweat from the exertion. That and her tight puss made me knew I was going to bust soon, so I switched to mish, where I tried to last longer, but to no avail, and splooged after a few minutes. Would I repeat? Yes.

Next I went to ginza again. Mama took me to the room, and asked who I wanted. I decided to let her choose, but told her I wanted someone short, so she sent in hana. She's young, maybe late mid-late 20's about 5 foot 2 (but wears heels) , maybe 115 lbs, and has an unbelievably cute face. You know back in school, there were those super cute fob girls with all the hello_kitty gear? That's what she looks like. Standard ts, back to the room for a decent CBJ (not much skill, but holy crap she looked good while doing it). She did cg for a bit, then we switched to mish. I started to pound away, and she scrunched up her face and started to warm up a bit. I know I'm not large, but she was acting like I was a little too big for her. In all honesty, that was kind of a turn on, especially seeing her cute scrunched up face bouncing around on the bed. After 10 minutes of switching it up with variations on mish, I finished. Would I repeat? Yes. Especially if I was in the mood for fob hello_kitty girls.

Don't worry, I know how to spell. I had to use hello_kitty because if you remove the _ and replace it with a space, the forum autocorrects it to Hello, kitty.