Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Liona Doorman; 1360003]I got the joke in the first post but I am a little mystified by your post #20896. Maybe your sense of humor is a little to subtle for us mere mortals. Based on your latest post it would seem the "Coco did not" post was intended to be humorous but it still seems a little odd.

Another thing that mystifies me is that your two posts on Friday morning and your post today had enough detail that I felt you must have known her for a while but your post #20765 (12/29) and #20772 (12/30) fairly clearly indicated that you had seen her once in the kitchen but never been "in the room" with her. Are you pulling our collective legs or have you really only been with her once. Especially your latest message (1/14 at 13:49) is so rich in detail it is hard to imagine you have had only one session. Maybe you have a photo memory in your "chagi". If not, how is it that you can say you have " lots of ground to cover" and plan to continue with " roundtable Coco discussions." Something does not ring entirely true here.

BTW: before I am accused of being a woman again, I hear AMP girls using the term "in the room" as a euphemism when talking to me and presumably other customers. I am sure when they speak Korean to each other they are far more explicit.[/QUOTE]Seriously? I want to start by saying thanks for asking in a respectful manner. Not exactly to sure what you are asking but I will answer you best I can.

Ok the 1st Q. The "Coco did not" post was supposed to be sarcasm. I was listing everything she did to me in order. Just wanted to write sentences that no one has ever written. U never do read "Coco did not BBBJ" it just doesn't happen. Let me backtrack. For someone like yourself who knew I was "joking" about Sunny I was hoping you would notice that I did the same everything with Sunny as I listed I "did not" do with Coco. Does that make sense. I thought everyone who knows Coco would catch on that both reports were of her. I knew there would be a new guy or 2 who doesn't kno Coco at all. Like the guy who needed her LAS. But I figured most would get it.

I guess Q #2 is, was that really my 1st session with her? Yea man. I get real detailed dude. That was just a report of her BJ. Can you imagine if we had sex too? All I did was describe her looks & BJ skill. I can easily remember every nook & cranny on every inch of a body I likey. And all we did was kiss & she blew me. I kissed her in every position possible except upside down hanging from a web Spiderman style for 10 mins. Then she BBBJ me in many different positions as well. Again just imagine how damn long the report would be if I actually detailed & wrote the names & described what positions we did what in. I knew all I needed to cover was her BBBJ technique. So I tried to explain it to the best of my ability. My report could be as boring as simply listing what we did like so.

Coco D-F-K, for 10 minutes straight,

Then she licked my baaaalls, & she licked my taint,

Almost sucked the dick off, with her B-B-B-J,

Then inside her mouth, is where I came,

Got a little more play, with a quickie H-J.

And 200 bucks total, is all I had to pay.

So to recap. The Sunny report was about Coco. The Coco "did not" report was about everything she DID do. And it was my 1st session with her. And I was also comparing it to guys like Pokesqd & Ocolumbo because they both had her recently for the 1st time & got just as good service as me. She's consistent. If mine sounded like I knew her long & was just posting how she works it, its because I do get so detailed. Like I said too, that was me holding back & trying to only focus on BJ skill LOL. Hope this clears that up for anyone who is mystified.

In your post #20895 you indicated that "Coco at CHM really sucks. And then. In your post #20908 you indicate that "Coco is your 1st inductee into your Hall of Bang. I'm not sure if I missed an in-between post, or if posssibly you forgot #20895, or if you think Coco read your first post and wanted to change your mind, or even if possibly Coco is your girlfriend. I'm thinking about visiting Coco and the only conclusion I can make is that it may take two visits, or a big tip before the action, to make sure I get #20908 instead of #20895.

Thoughts?

[QUOTE=Insite; 1360209]In your post #20895 you indicated that "Coco at CHM really sucks. And then. In your post #20908 you indicate that "Coco is your 1st inductee into your Hall of Bang. I'm not sure if I missed an in-between post, or if posssibly you forgot #20895, or if you think Coco read your first post and wanted to change your mind, or even if possibly Coco is your girlfriend. I'm thinking about visiting Coco and the only conclusion I can make is that it may take two visits, or a big tip before the action, to make sure I get #20908 instead of #20895.

Thoughts?[/QUOTE]When I read that "Coco sucks" title I was momentarily confused as well but I think Mr. Sploog made the suck reference tongue in cheek concerning Coco's BJ skills. You know as in she "really sucks great". I hope this clears up any confusion.

[QUOTE=Otis C1;1360466]When I read that "Coco sucks" title I was momentarily confused as well but I think Mr. Sploog made the suck reference tongue in cheek concerning Coco's BJ skills. You know as in she "really sucks great". I hope this clears up any confusion.[/QUOTE]Yezzir. Tongue in cheek would be the word I was looking for. Thanks Otis. I was originally going to post that title, then only write The BEST! In the report so it woulda looked like.

COCO AT CHM REALLY SUCKS.

THE BEST!

Just to get that momentary confusion from the title & have the reader thinking "WTF a negative report on Coco, how can this be?" Then have the reader go "oh yea ok" But I change my mind & decided to write a whole report on stuff never said about the great Coco-Motive.

So let me get into the discussions I alluded to. With Coco, part of me wanted to be able to talk story at the water cooler. I wanted to be able to cruise with the cool kids kno what I mean. Theres the question, who gives the best BBBJ? Coco, Monica or Mimi? Theres the topic of her name. And what made me want to post right away was the mention of the teeth brushing LOL. I woulda never thought of it but I was like "Hey, I saw her brushing her teeth too, I can finally chime in on a Coco conversation YAY" Which again is why I said I had a lot of ground to cover. Knowing if I tried to fit all that I want to discuss in 1 post Jackson would just kill me LOL.

So 1st topic. What do we call this oral treasure? Coco, Sunny, KOKO, Hot Coco, Coco-Motive? I've seen some cool suggestions. The KOKO was cool because the bro said it means a KO for looks & a KO for service. But the thing is he was actually saying we got to find a Coco worthy of that name. I think CHM Coco could fit the bill but maybe not 100% for looks. Hot Coco is a good 1. The bro who reported even said Coco likes that name too. But still I do kno hotter Cocos so maybe not. HOT COCO is at VIP. I vote on Coco-Motive as suggested by brother Pokesqd. Its just downright clever. & she is a sex machine as he stated. I kno its not like we are all going to actually start calling her any of these names but which 1 do you guys like best? Just curious.

[QUOTE=Insite; 1360209]In your post #20895 you indicated that "Coco at CHM really sucks. And then. In your post #20908 you indicate that "Coco is your 1st inductee into your Hall of Bang. I'm not sure if I missed an in-between post, or if posssibly you forgot #20895, or if you think Coco read your first post and wanted to change your mind, or even if possibly Coco is your girlfriend. I'm thinking about visiting Coco and the only conclusion I can make is that it may take two visits, or a big tip before the action, to make sure I get #20908 instead of #20895.

Thoughts?[/QUOTE]Oh & I guess for you specifically Insite. Just go & see her man. U will get Coco #20908 or maybe Sunny #20894 LOL.

OK see right there. Joke. Sarcasm. Coco tongue in my cheek. Coco & Sunny are 1 in the same. Just go, don't even listen to me, go go go.

Let's face it, gentlemen, wherever she is working and whatever she is calling herself, Coco sucks and she does it better than just about anybody else!

Heard rumor that it is opening up under new owner on Tuesday. Anyone has intel?

[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1359640]LMAO ok sorry this was just to entertain myself as I post about Coco at CHM. I have so many things to say about her, lots of ground to cover so be prepared for some roundtable C, oco discussions.

The "Sunny" post was just an inside joke of sorts to everyone who knows Coco changed her name to Sunny for a while. U were supposed to catch on John Ross LOL. I asked for & got The Coco. She asked me "How I kno her" & later we talked about her name Sunny.[/QUOTE]Splooge, I admit, LOL I was confused to when I first saw 2 postings of Sunny and then Coco. My first initial impression was: "Hah, what the hell? Cannot be man" But then, I was thinking that he's probably just joking because he had seen Coco under her name Sunny and not under her name Coco. Yah, that does sound silly as they're both the same person but Coco probably told him her name Sunny, not Coco. So Splooge had Sunny not Coco. LOL. That's why he wrote the opposite of what he didn't have with Coco / Sunny but what he had with Sunny / Coco.

[QUOTE=Uki Eater;1360561]Splooge, I admit, LOL I was confused to when I first saw 2 postings of Sunny and then Coco. My first initial impression was: "Hah, what the hell? Cannot be man" But then, I was thinking that he's probably just joking because he had seen Coco under her name Sunny and not under her name Coco. Yah, that does sound silly as they're both the same person but Coco probably told him her name Sunny, not Coco. So Splooge had Sunny not Coco. LOL. That's why he wrote the opposite of what he didn't have with Coco / Sunny but what he had with Sunny / Coco.[/QUOTE]Dude I am cracking the F up right now. By the end there you were even starting to confuse me. LOL.

[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck;1360565]By the end there you were even starting to confuse me. LOL.[/QUOTE]Yes! I confused you to. LOL

[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1360498]Oh & I guess for you specifically Insite. Just go & see her man. U will get Coco #20908 or maybe Sunny #20894 LOL.

OK see right there. Joke. Sarcasm. Coco tongue in my cheek. Coco & Sunny are 1 in the same. Just go, don't even listen to me, go go go.[/QUOTE]Here is the game. When Coco left Co&Mo (now 321) , Monica and Coco thought it would be good the use a different name so Monica could tell people to go see her friend from California, her name is Sunny because Coco is not with Monica anymore, so she could get work. Well everyone know Coco and the name Sunny didn't stick, maybe for one day at least. Most girls changes their names when they move places that's why Monica and Coco came up with Sunny. Coco will always be Coco.

[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1360493]Yezzir. Tongue in cheek would be the word I was looking for. Thanks Otis. I was originally going to post that title, then only write The BEST! In the report so it woulda looked like.

COCO AT CHM REALLY SUCKS.

THE BEST!

Just to get that momentary confusion from the title & have the reader thinking "WTF a negative report on Coco, how can this be?" Then have the reader go "oh yea ok" But I change my mind & decided to write a whole report on stuff never said about the great Coco-Motive.

So let me get into the discussions I alluded to. With Coco, part of me wanted to be able to talk story at the water cooler. I wanted to be able to cruise with the cool kids kno what I mean. Theres the question, who gives the best BBBJ? Coco, Monica or Mimi? Theres the topic of her name. And what made me want to post right away was the mention of the teeth brushing LOL. I woulda never thought of it but I was like "Hey, I saw her brushing her teeth too, I can finally chime in on a Coco conversation YAY" Which again is why I said I had a lot of ground to cover. Knowing if I tried to fit all that I want to discuss in 1 post Jackson would just kill me LOL.

So 1st topic. What do we call this oral treasure? Coco, Sunny, KOKO, Hot Coco, Coco-Motive? I've seen some cool suggestions. The KOKO was cool because the bro said it means a KO for looks & a KO for service. But the thing is he was actually saying we got to find a Coco worthy of that name. I think CHM Coco could fit the bill but maybe not 100% for looks. Hot Coco is a good 1. The bro who reported even said Coco likes that name too. But still I do kno hotter Cocos so maybe not. HOT COCO is at VIP. I vote on Coco-Motive as suggested by brother Pokesqd. Its just downright clever. & she is a sex machine as he stated. I kno its not like we are all going to actually start calling her any of these names but which 1 do you guys like best? Just curious.[/QUOTE]As far as I'm concerned, your reports are pretty informative, automatically making you one of the cool kids. As for the name thing how about Coco. Caine cause she's so addictive. If she ever goes off the deep end, you can call her Loco Coco. If you ever get the dream come true of a threesome with her and Monica, then you've been to CocoMo. Just my one and a half sense or nonsense. Happy trails.

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Anyone take the plunge yet?

[QUOTE=Kurocha; 1360663]So looks like the Hanabi on Keeaumoku has now been taken over and renamed Lily9.

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Anyone take the plunge yet?[/QUOTE]"we are not only hottest AND greatest body but also we can do whatever you want.

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They are making some big promises in their ad. They will do what ever we want?

[QUOTE=just Crusin; 1360726]"we are not only hottest AND greatest body but also we can do whatever you want.

You are willing have greatest moment in your whole life call us, when you ready for being king you will not regret ever!"

They are making some big promises in their ad, do what ever we want?[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Kurocha; 1360663]So looks like the Hanabi on Keeaumoku has now been taken over and renamed Lily9.

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Anyone take the plunge yet?[/QUOTE][url]Http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hot-sweet-sexxy-_-asian-girl-lily9-new-management-26/3143114[/url]

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For future reference, this is my favorite body type. Really really pin thin w / C cups. See that corner of her hip/pelvic bone sticking out right above her bikini bottom? See how she's not hour glass because her thighs are so thin they are smaller than her hip area. Thats wat I wanna see. This girl looks like GQ Cindy with implants! Any others look like her? I'll take that girl in the pink dress in the 2nd pic on the right too. They can do whatever we want huh? They reeeaaally shouldn't be saying that LOL.