The elephant in the room is that LEO has been very effective in shutting down AMPs in DC. So for the time being its NOT beneficial to talk publicly about AMPs and providers in DC. Hopefully this will pass after the elections, we'll see.
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The elephant in the room is that LEO has been very effective in shutting down AMPs in DC. So for the time being its NOT beneficial to talk publicly about AMPs and providers in DC. Hopefully this will pass after the elections, we'll see.
[QUOTE=Drunker Irish;1438725]The elephant in the room is that LEO has been very effective in shutting down AMPs in DC. So for the time being its NOT beneficial to talk publicly about AMPs and providers in DC. Hopefully this will pass after the elections, we'll see.[/QUOTE]I agree with what you say, and since there are only a handful operating, there has been very little to talk about.
DI's point hits home. If really there is a perceived or real LEO issue, better keep a low profile. Contrast this with previous posters (particularly the saddening one implicitly comparing himself to a master chef, but in fact coming across as a master loser) that seemed to miss the point that the main purpose of this type of sex guides is to provide help to people that are not familiar with the local situation and who may even happen to have a life outside mongering (again as opposed to the master loser type referred to above).
[QUOTE=Drunker Irish;1438725]The elephant in the room is that LEO has been very effective in shutting down AMPs in DC. So for the time being its NOT beneficial to talk publicly about AMPs and providers in DC. Hopefully this will pass after the elections, we'll see.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Nano;1439352]DI's point hits home. If really there is a perceived or real LEO issue, better keep a low profile. Contrast this with previous posters (particularly the saddening one implicitly comparing himself to a master chef, but in fact coming across as a master loser) that seemed to miss the point that the main purpose of this type of sex guides is to provide help to people that are not familiar with the local situation and who may even happen to have a life outside mongering (again as opposed to the master loser type referred to above).[/QUOTE]Except one who has venom and insults for those who share the fruit of decades and $$$$$$$ of experience.
You presume to know "the main purpose of this type of guides," but you don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about. This is a forum for sharing, not the help desk for arrogant piss-ants who expect information from people they presume to be their inferiors. I've directly passed info backchannel to hundreds, and to thousands through my reviews and warnings over the years, here and elsewhere.
The newbie who doesn't get the information he wants within 2 posts, then calls everyone losers for not sharing with him, is a tired, old cliche. You're doing the same thing the rest of us are, but think you're better than we are because you haven't taken the time to post information for anyone else's benefit.
Nano, how many seniors do you suppose are going to help an insolent jackass who thinks he's superior because he "has a life outside mongering?" If you're too good to associate with losers who take the time to post on mongering boards, I suggest you look elsewhere for information on the hobby you're too good for.
[QUOTE=MrWhatever;1438164]THing is, I have provided reports quite a few times. Yet, senior members are still like "NO can't GIVE U NO INTELZ! LULZ"
Then I can't GIVE REPORTS.
And to the guy who is talking about "go back 35 pages" why? So I can get information on a AMP that has been closed down? That makes alot of sense.
[/QUOTE]
You've been around for well over a year, but your last report was in June 2011.
As to people making "unhelpful suggestions" such as going back and reading 35 pages, you left a ten dollar tip for FS at a spa, then asked for help in cleaning up your blunder.
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3841-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=1126228&viewfull=1#post1126228[/url]
Going back and reading 35 pages would have helped you avoid this kind of error.
About 1/4 of your post count has been discussing this topic. Try more reports and less drama, and you might notice people being willing to share info with you.
[QUOTE=Nano;1439352]DI's point hits home. If really there is a perceived or real LEO issue, better keep a low profile. Contrast this with previous posters (particularly the saddening one implicitly comparing himself to a master chef, but in fact coming across as a master loser) that seemed to miss the point that the main purpose of this type of sex guides is to provide help to people that are not familiar with the local situation and who may even happen to have a life outside mongering (again as opposed to the master loser type referred to above).[/QUOTE]I also agree with DI about a temporary low profile on posting in DC, but there are no excuses for not sharing, when you have been provided a free lead. It's obvious to me that you missed the point of the "master chef analogy". Like other no-post freeloaders you provide sorry excuses for your right to free information from this forum. What one will deduce about a master loser as yourself is any kind of importance to your life, when you can't even interpret a simple analogy and have little knowlege of the english language. Based upon your misinterpretation of the facts, rhetorical inaccuracies, sentence construction, and improper language descriptors, I figure your life outside of mongering is probably with the sanitation department.
Guitar:
You hit the nail dead on. Newbies need to build up some "street cred" for seniors to feel comfortable with them. That means taking a few for the team first and asking for referrals second (maybe there ought to be a minimum of three new TOFTT posts for a newbie to gain senior status.... just an idea).
It seems like most newbies do want to be spoonfed and not take the time to do some research. This forum will provide all the info a newbie needs, to go to a spot to get whatever he wants, if he just takes time to RTFF.
Keep hittin it square with your hammer.
Dirty.
[QUOTE=Guitarman1; 1437210]No actually back in the day we did what we needed to do. We checked out ads and websites. We went and visited providers and massage parlors and posted reports. We don't want you to post reports on stuff that we already know is legit. That does not contribute anything new to the forum. We want you to go out and see providers on your own dime and provide intel to the community. We call that TOFTT (take one for the team). We've all done it many times and expect no less from newbies.
The problem is not as much about LE as newbies wanting spoon fed information. Some of us vets stick to what is comfortable when there is little new intel. Nobody wants to mess up a good thing. If you want our valuable intel we want valuable intel from you. Go see providers and post intel on providers you don't see reports on. Then over time some of us will see those same providers and verify if the intel is good. Then slowly you will build a good rep.[/QUOTE]
I think I see your point. Certainly I could have avoided injecting venom in my comments (maybe too much booze last night, that's when I normally hit this kind of site). We all have a life, and whether we are losers or winners depends a lot on what game we think we are playing. My lesson learned (as taught by you) is that this site is not really for one-off visitors to DC like myself who do not have the time to do extensive research beforehand. Have a good life, Chiefs.
[QUOTE=Sashimi;1439727]I also agree with DI about a temporary low profile on posting in DC, but there are1 (202) 628-8140 no excuses for not sharing, when you have been provided a free lead. It's obvious to me that you missed the point of the "master chef analogy". Like other no-post freeloaders you provide sorry excuses for your right to free information from this forum. What one will deduce about a master loser as yourself is any kind of importance to your life, when you can't even interpret a simple analogy and have little knowlege of the english language. Based upon your misinterpretation of the facts, rhetorical inaccuracies, sentence construction, and improper language descriptors, I figure your life outside of mongering is probably with the sanitation department.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Nano;1439971]I think I see your point. Certainly I could have avoided injecting venom in my comments (maybe too much booze last night, that's when I normally hit this kind of site). We all have a life, and whether we are losers or winners depends a lot on what game we think we are playing. My lesson learned (as taught by you) is that this site is not really for one-off visitors to DC like myself who do not have the time to do extensive research beforehand. Have a good life, Chiefs.[/QUOTE]There's a ton of free info for everyone, but if you want to go deeper, it's give and take, not just take. If you're a one-off visitor to different cities, post some reports on your experiences as you move around, and you'll find yourself in the position where you can ask for info before you get to a new city, and people will help you out. A standing offer to help people if they visit your home city of (X?) wouldn't hurt either.
As with a club of any kind, walking in, stepping on toes, and knocking over peoples' drinks isn't the best way to make new friends. If you come back, consider a different approach.
Good luck.
BB. Glad to see that we are back on speaking terms. I do post when I have info (not often). Should you find yourself in San Jose (Costa Rica) , Geneva, Tokyo or Merida (Mexico) , I have some not entirely uninformative posts for you on
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info.[/url] They are old, but, heck, so am I. My home city (Montreal) is too easy for mongering to need introduction. Just grab a copy of the free weekly Mirror newspaper at [url]http://www.montrealmirror.com.[/url]
[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1440173]There's a ton of free info for everyone, but if you want to go deeper, it's give and take, not just take. If you're a one-off visitor to different cities, post some reports on your experiences as you move around, and you'll find yourself in the position where you can ask for info before you get to a new city, and people will help you out. A standing offer to help people if they visit your home city of (X?) wouldn't hurt either.
As with a club of any kind, walking in, stepping on toes, and knocking over peoples' drinks isn't the best way to make new friends. If you come back, consider a different approach.
Good luck.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MrWhatever;1438170]Yea, because people with "newbie" obviously have only been a member of this board for a month. No way could they have been a member for over a year and have provided reports before. That's just not possible.[/QUOTE]In just looked at your history. I only see 2 real reports. The rest is all asking for information or debating things. Sorry but you are a newbie. If those were 15 real solid reports that someone can verify, then people probably wouldn't have any problem sharing a little information with you. I only had about 20 reports before people shared some intel with me, but they were almost all actual reports. The "Regular Member" isn't keeping you from getting intel, your lack of actual reports is.
[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1439469]You've been around for well over a year, but your last report was in June 2011.
As to people making "unhelpful suggestions" such as going back and reading 35 pages, you left a ten dollar tip for FS at a spa, then asked for help in cleaning up your blunder.
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3841-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=1126228&viewfull=1#post1126228[/url]
Going back and reading 35 pages would have helped you avoid this kind of error.
About 1/4 of your post count has been discussing this topic. Try more reports and less drama, and you might notice people being willing to share info with you.[/QUOTE]Hmmm, I'm pretty sure I was a super newb back then and I had stated that. Honestly, I really don't get why everyone got so offensive with my posts. Like I said, I'm just stating how it is, but I also said I understood how. Yet you guys want to read what you want to read. Insecurity issues perhaps.
Whatever. If you have some kind of disagreement with me or anyone else on this forum you should do so via PM so you do not look like a fool in public! We are not here to read your whining.
Thanks and please move along now. Nothing to see here.
JJ
[QUOTE=MrWhatever;1444203]Hmmm, I'm pretty sure I was a super newb back then and I had stated that. Honestly, I really don't get why everyone got so offensive with my posts. Like I said, I'm just stating how it is, but I also said I understood how. Yet you guys want to read what you want to read. Insecurity issues perhaps.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Sleazebum; 1446190]Whatever. If you have some kind of disagreement with me or anyone else on this forum you should do so via PM so you do not look like a fool in public! We are not here to read your whining.
Thanks and please move along now. Nothing to see here.
JJ[/QUOTE]To be honest, I wasn't really "Whining" I said one thing, then said "but I understand why." Then a bunch of seniors started blowing up, So I defended and responded. That's the gist of it. But apparently I'm the bad guy.
[QUOTE=Sleazebum; 1446190]Whatever. If you have some kind of disagreement with me or anyone else on this forum you should do so via PM so you do not look like a fool in public! We are not here to read your whining.
Thanks and please move along now. Nothing to see here.
JJ[/QUOTE]Also in regards to "having a disagreement with someone then it should be handled via PM" shouldn't that apply to others as well?
[blue]Gentlemen,
The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.
Let's get back to the subject.
Thank You,
Jackson[/blue]
To be the bearer of bad news. Made a few calls over to Paula's today. No answer. Did a drive by to find the place swarming with heat (3 cars).
Seniors may PM for details. I can also provide evidence of my credibility-I haven't posted since this forum was under the older software and never renewed my account.
[QUOTE=Junkyard321; 1453422]To be the bearer of bad news. Made a few calls over to Paula's today. No answer. Did a drive by to find the place swarming with heat (3 cars).
Seniors may PM for details. I can also provide evidence of my credibility-I haven't posted since this forum was under the older software and never renewed my account.[/QUOTE]Not sure who this person is or what their agenda is but I can tell you from personal experience that Paula's Place is up and running.
Lax
[QUOTE=Laxman #2; 1454807]Not sure who this person is or what their agenda is but I can tell you from personal experience that Paula's Place is up and running.
Lax[/QUOTE]You sure? Did you check today or yesterday? For my own reasons, think it might be true--but would like to be proven wrong.
TIA
DI
I think some assumptions were made based on visuals. Probably there for another reason, its a sketchy neighborhood.
Disregard my post below
DI
[QUOTE=Drunker Irish; 1455502]I think some assumptions were made based on visuals. Probably there for another reason, its a sketchy neighborhood.
Disregard my post below.
DI[/QUOTE]Sorry, didn't mean to stir anything up. Indeed, I made an assumption based on a drive by-no confirmation beyond that and just wanted to suggest vigilance. I'm certainly happy to be wrong per Laxman's post.
I am visiting DC in the near future and I am having trouble finding an AMP. I need to find one close to Union Station (closer the better). I will report back my findings. I don't mind even TOFFT if you know of one and have never visited. I don't need additional info, I'll figure it out as I go. In my research, and very limited knowledge of DC, I cannot find one even close to where I need it to be. If there are no AMP's around, I will even try nail salons that provide massages. Please PM if you know anything.
Thanks
There is a place that is walking distance from Union Station, a bit of a walk, but not bad. I wouldn't walk it at night, but during the day should be fine. Its being gentrified pretty quickly. PM sent.
As far as poster "Enjoy Your Meal", not really funny.
[QUOTE=Rosie 1972; 1457865]I am visiting DC in the near future and I am having trouble finding an AMP. I need to find one close to Union Station (closer the better). I will report back my findings. I don't mind even TOFFT if you know of one and have never visited. I don't need additional info, I'll figure it out as I go. In my research, and very limited knowledge of DC, I cannot find one even close to where I need it to be. If there are no AMP's around, I will even try nail salons that provide massages. Please PM if you know anything.
Thanks[/QUOTE]
Nobody addressed he question though. Anybody seen her or know what an upgrade might run?
[QUOTE=The Big Man; 1459937]Has anyone seen this chick? She advertises on BP body rub section. I saw her once and there was a lot of mutual touching. She has a nice ass and tits which she encourages you to play with. We ended with a HR which was cool. I was wondering if she offers full service to repeat clients or for more roses.
[url]http://dc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/99-an-hr-sensual-massage-o-o-35/7744102[/url][/QUOTE]
I have heard of a place called SexyBliss has anyone been there before or know anything about it such as the services offered there? Specific encounters would be nice.
I have heard of a place called SexyBliss has anyone been there before or know anything about the services offered? Specific encounters especially.
[QUOTE=Je2010;1424610]I went. Great massage $40 for 30.[/QUOTE]I went to this place down at the zoo as well today. I admit, at first glance I thought Je was just unlucky. They have pretty. If older. Therapists, the therapist answers the door, they advertise "acupressure" in the CL listings right along side some of the HE places, and there is actually a woman presiding over the therapists like you'd expect a mamasan to. Additionally, a dude walked in to the lobby while I was in the room waiting for my therapist, and he seemed like he wanted something extra. He asked specifically for a particular girl with the kind of tone that implies "I heard she goes the extra mile."
On the other hand, the walls on the rooms stop about a foot from the ceiling, so your could hear if any funny business was going on, they are very visible from the street, and I got an excellent, unrushed, legit shiatsu massage. Oddest of all, they require you to keep underwear on, but then at the start of the massage pull them down to your knees anyway so they can do a good job on the lower back. My therapist was kind and courteous, but not at all flirty. Now granted, I went in expecting a legit place and thus did not pull any moves to indicate an interest for more.
Bottom line, it's a decent price for a really good massage from a pretty Asian woman. There may be more available, but it is looking unlikely. Mongers, if you're actually looking for a massage for a change, this place seems worth it. If anyone has any luck getting that HE, let me know, because I would love to have my cake and eat it.
I found this place on City Pages or some other site, went once and received maximum benefit for the dollar, returned two weeks.
Ago and there was no answer at the door (front or back) , no response on the phone, and no ads in the papers. I presume it is shut down. Que lastima! This seemed to be a great location. Any confirmations? I apologize since I have not combed thru the archives to see if this was already posted.
[QUOTE=Travel Fool; 1466609]I found this place on City Pages or some other site, went once and received maximum benefit for the dollar, returned two weeks.
Ago and there was no answer at the door (front or back) , no response on the phone, and no ads in the papers. I presume it is shut down. Que lastima! This seemed to be a great location. Any confirmations? I apologize since I have not combed thru the archives to see if this was already posted.[/QUOTE]Yup, seems to be closed for whatever reason. Multiple reports of such news.
AMPs in DC are essentially done for now. Never thought I would see the day.
DI
Humm the title is very appropriate I have long spent my time in the shadows of this forum and learned much from many of you. Now its time you ravage my mind however only as much as I will allow. I will save you my fantastic life story as a super hero by day and a bong artist by night. But I will tell you that I have taken your advise and have grown by leaps and bounds and now I am ready to report. However how does one like myself get deflowered? Hummm I know I want in your inner circle too ya know so pm me and if you have the right amount of posts and I see that your pasts posts are sexy and informative I will feed you info of my recent blessing.
If I don't reply please don't feel hurt cause I think I will cap my reply off to the top "Two" (after all this is my playground were talking about here I don't need no parade backing up my schedule). I will leave it up to them to distribute this knowledge to the masses.
OK now for a little freebee to the masses I recently visited a therapeutic spot a few weeks ago in Annandale not far from ill Mee that deserves some looking into lets just say I got the best massage from Lilly she has the best smallest hands and a great technique everyone was friendly and the cantered to me with compassion and a very mi casa es tu casa attitude. I like this place it seems standard but YMMV however its not my main spot.
P. S For this and all my future posts please excuse my grammar I have many mental disorders that prevent me from forming proper sentences (I suffer from a rare from of mal-edubacation, ADD, Dyslexia, WOW, and I could keep going).
Chaio for now
I got to go out no time for proof reading sry and nice to meet you guys and gals.
[QUOTE=OverPowerd; 1467824]Hummm I know I want in your inner circle too ya know so pm me and if you have the right amount of posts and I see that your pasts posts are sexy and informative I will feed you info of my recent blessing.
If I don't reply please don't feel hurt cause I think I will cap my reply off to the top "Two" (after all this is my playground were talking about here I don't need no parade backing up my schedule).
I got to go out no time for proof reading sry and nice to meet you guys and gals.[/QUOTE]We're to write him, and he will share with the two of us whose credentials he finds most "sexy."
Sorry, with the credibility of one vague post, I don't think many seniors are going to jump through your hoops.
[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1468097]We're to write him, and he will share with the two of us whose credentials he finds most "sexy."
Sorry, with the credibility of one vague post, I don't think many seniors are going to jump through your hoops.[/QUOTE]atBunker: I guess only time will tell. OK I respect your opinion even tho I think you are mistaken about me. I retract my offer "for now" (I wanted to use my finding to gain cred but I don't mind doing it the long way) and will just post my findings on the forums and we will build this relation ship over time. Thank you guys see you on the forums.
[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1468097]We're to write him, and he will share with the two of us whose credentials he finds most "sexy."
Sorry, with the credibility of one vague post, I don't think many seniors are going to jump through your hoops.[/QUOTE]OverPowerd:
Hold your breath. We'll get back to you.
[QUOTE=Geoleo2083;1463466]Nobody addressed he question though. Anybody seen her or know what an upgrade might run?[/QUOTE]Someone did respond. FS is available but at a steep price for this provider. I think they said $3 bills. She is a little over weight and although not ugly, I wouldn't call her cute by a long shot. For that price you can get some top shelf Poon-Tang.
[QUOTE=OverPowerd; 1467824]I have many mental disorders
Chaio for now[/QUOTE]Yes, yes you do have many mental disorders. You sound like my ex-wife.
You get one response to a troll from me for shits and giggles.
And not ciao for now, Ciao for good. Buh-bye.
DI
[QUOTE=The Big Man;1468171]Someone did respond. FS is available but at a steep price for this provider. I think they said $3 bills. She is a little over weight and although not ugly, I wouldn't call her cute by a long shot. For that price you can get some top shelf Poon-Tang.[/QUOTE]The link now goes to her sister's ad. Looks like they are sharing a BP account. The older heavier one has been here for a while. The younger one used visit from NC but she moved here I guess. They previously offered doubles. The younger one that goes by Van looks top shelf. I dig muscular chicks though. I have turned enough massage girls who swear they have never offered FS to know that's never the case. I just won't pay the 3 bills to do it though.
[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-lady-wants-to-make-you-feel-good-all-over-32/7961327[/url]
I would gladly pay AMP rates for her.
I finally checked out TK as I'm usually not in that area. I was provided Sunny, mid to early 40's with long curly hair. I got a great massage with some back-walking. .7 house, $.0 tip. Shower is available in the hour.
Brothers,
Lived in DC a decade ago (been to green, supra, Rio, m, k, Penn ave, etc.) and back for a short visit (until Fri). Would a brother please PM me if any of the above have lights? If not, any recommendations on drama free company for outcall would be appreciated. Favors returned for intel.
[QUOTE=Helibro; 1469683]Brothers,
Lived in DC a decade ago (been to green, supra, Rio, m, k, Penn ave, etc.) and back for a short visit (until Fri). Would a brother please PM me if any of the above have lights? If not, any recommendations on drama free company for outcall would be appreciated. Favors returned for intel.[/QUOTE]All closed.
don't do outcall so can't help there.
[QUOTE=Geoleo2083; 1468384]The link now goes to her sister's ad. Looks like they are sharing a BP account. The older heavier one has been here for a while. The younger one used visit from NC but she moved here I guess. They previously offered doubles. The younger one that goes by Van looks top shelf. I dig muscular chicks though. I have turned enough massage girls who swear they have never offered FS to know that's never the case. I just won't pay the 3 bills to do it though.
[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-lady-wants-to-make-you-feel-good-all-over-32/7961327[/url]
I would gladly pay AMP rates for her.[/QUOTE]I think the Van girls split up. I see the thinner nicer one is in College Park. The place in Greenbelt belongs to the heavier one. I guess the relationship soured (What a shocker) Also they are not sisters; just chicks that work together.
I agree with you though. I would hit the muscular one.