If anyone is a pathetic loser it's you C5
[QUOTE=Chris5;2686940]The following are actual quotes from the following Mongers. "The planet's must have been perfectly aligned last night as I encountered what might just have been the BEST night of my life! If I were to DIE today I would DIE happy. Word's can't describe how I feel right now. If you really want to have the best night of your life try getting with Avalon and Morgan". That was from monger Vmanorlol. Here's another quote from Vmanorlol. "To watch you two go at each other was a sight for sore eyes. I can't even put in word's how incredible being with the two of you was. The two of you are the best of ALL TIME!
I could go on and on about Vmanorol reviews on Avalon!! I hAve a special message for you sir. YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUTSIDE MORE!! This also goes for the countless mongers who write these epic reviews on Avalon Morgan and Dahlia. AVALON is the leader of this pack and she is a complete IDIOT! I am saying probably what the majority of this board is to afraid to say publicly! Just curious AVALON has ANY guy ever told you to STFU! You talk to much! You give thanks to other mongers and you write an open book. A boat captain survived a shark attack, a medic saves lives, another guy is a pilot, this guy looks like Bradley Cooper and on and on and fucking on! STFU already! The only time you are probably quiet is when a cock is shoved down your throat! STFU already!
No one cares! My advice to you is simple. You are trying way to hard to impress! You ain't all that at fucking all! I will NEVER see you so I can and will speak my mind. You think your hot shit right NOW? How about 6 months or a year from now? Will I see you on OBT for a 30 coin date! Other provider's in Orlando have been here way longer and get just as many clients or more than you. The difference is they rarely advertise. And when they thank someone it's usually a quick few words and that's it. Your dumb ass can't ever STFU.
Trust me I could care LESS what you are your crew think of me. I personally adore street walkers and BP girl's. Every now and then I check the usaclassified ads for specials of 60 coins or less. But hey that's just me. There really are some other fine provider's on this great board. Mystical is one and has some gorgeous big tits as well. So does Marinagfe. Savanna and even Jenna have in Orlando for a while and provide excellent service. For all you mongers falling down and dying over Avalon Morgan and Dahlia. You motherfuckers do know that Orlando international airport has a cheap non stop flight to San Jose Costa Rica!! Get the fuck out MORE!
Smh!! Fucking pathetic LOSERS!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Just because you are a cheap inconsiderate FUCK doesn't mean everyone else on this board is. Some of us simply prefer the nicer things in life and Avalon, Morgan and Dahlia are just that. These women are BY FAR some of the finest women in this town and you sir will never, ever experience any of them. My advise to you is #1 MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS! #2 If you're going to bash people on this site at least KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT BEFORE DOING SO! #3 DON'T FORGET TO GET YOUR MONTHLY PENICILLIN SHOT, I'm SURE YOU NEED IT #4 GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!
Another Shiny White Knight To The Rescue
[QUOTE=VManOrl01;2687962]Just because you are a cheap inconsiderate FUCK doesn't mean everyone else on this board is. Some of us simply prefer the nicer things in life and Avalon, Morgan and Dahlia are just that. These women are BY FAR some of the finest women in this town and you sir will never, ever experience any of them. My advise to you is #1 MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS! #2 If you're going to bash people on this site at least KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT BEFORE DOING SO! #3 DON'T FORGET TO GET YOUR MONTHLY PENICILLIN SHOT, I'm SURE YOU NEED IT #4 GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT![/QUOTE]Vmarolol or whatever your username is. Dude did I hit a nerve? You seem extremely angry and upset! LOL! Don't tell me to mind my own business you fucking IDIOT! This is my fucking business! You are making a FOOL of yourself with your pussy behavior. Unlike your buddy PG you are a MONGER! So I will give you that much HOWEVER you are a foolish monger! You make the REAL mongers like myself look bad! You quoted in your reviews to Avalon and Morgan that the stars and the moon's were perfectly aligned! LOL! And that dream with those two idiots were the BEST of your life!
I think you need some fucking counseling AND you need to get out MORE! Mr I like the finer things in life asshole! You said these girls were the BEST ever! LOL! Now you want the BEST in Orlando? That is Dallas hands down! Dallas is absolutely breathtaking! Does not advertise, does not comment on reviews, WHY? She doesn't have to! She got it like that. Dallas has no need to impress anyone. Avalon Morgan and Dalia would be worth between 40 and 60 buck's if there ass was escorting out of the USA. Costa Rica, Argentina, Colombia, Brazil, Mexico have some of the most beautiful women in the world! I've mongered in all those countries and have the passport stamps to prove it! Best night of your life with an Orlando escort?? Really IDIOT! Get out MORE dude! I'm trying to give you some advice asshole!
Best night of your life and the star's and moon's aligning! LOL! Dumb ass trick!
Chris5.
OMG! Look at who we have here.
[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2687517]I'll go ahead and say what everyone else is thinking. . .
[ATTACH]397955[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]My old friend Yrag! You still wacking off to your homemade videos! LOL! For those we don't know Yrag and I go way back. Right Yrag? Why don't you do me a favor and go and crawl back underneath that ROCK your sorry ass crawled out from.
Chris5.
Excuse me Mr Vman. Questions please.
[QUOTE=VManOrl01;2688241]Amen to that!![/QUOTE]So since you seem to be the head cheerleader / Pimp of these provider's. May I ask why you or any other mongers don't discuss the donations you are paying these ladies for the "Best night of your life"? Is it 500 is it a 1000? Are you spending all your life savings on these women you IDIOT. I DEMAND you tell me how much they are charging you! This board is about intel. The donations you are paying is a fair question.
I expect a truthful answer from you.
Chris5.
Go back to streetwalker page Chris5
His rants just scream loser! I was thinking of seeing a girl from ocala / leesburg area but when a fellow monger replied to me that I had to get her number from Chrissy. Scratched her off my list fast!! Want nothing to do with him or his!! As for Morgan and Avalon. I've had the pleasure to see both and they are exactly whom I've been looking for! They are very good and damn fine looking to boot!
Yet Another White Knight!! Cal43
[QUOTE=Cal41;2688300]His rants just scream loser! I was thinking of seeing a girl from ocala / leesburg area but when a fellow monger replied to me that I had to get her number from Chrissy. Scratched her off my list fast!! Want nothing to do with him or his!! As for Morgan and Avalon. I've had the pleasure to see both and they are exactly whom I've been looking for! They are very good and damn fine looking to boot![/QUOTE]I don't share digits with just anyone you piece of shit! No way I would have gave you shit ERRAND boy! Wow you as well read the streetwalker page! What a shocker!! You like my posts over there DON'T you beitch? LOL! No more time for you cal. You're a nobody who I NEVER even heard of! The USAG Orlando streetwalker thread is the BEST on this board! Even MONGERS who hate SW can't stop reading about our adventures on the trail! Orlando thread is number one followed closely by the Miami thread, West Palm beach / lake worth and pompano beach!
Enjoy the street walker thread guy's! Model type girls all over.
Chris5.
I saw the pics of morgan and avalon
[QUOTE=Chris5;2688156]Vmarolol or whatever your username is. Dude did I hit a nerve? You seem extremely angry and upset! LOL! Don't tell me to mind my own business you fucking IDIOT! This is my fucking business! You are making a FOOL of yourself with your pussy behavior. Unlike your buddy PG you are a MONGER! So I will give you that much HOWEVER you are a foolish monger! You make the REAL mongers like myself look bad! You quoted in your reviews to Avalon and Morgan that the stars and the moon's were perfectly aligned! LOL! And that dream with those two idiots were the BEST of your life!
I think you need some fucking counseling AND you need to get out MORE! Mr I like the finer things in life asshole! You said these girls were the BEST ever! LOL! Now you want the BEST in Orlando? That is Dallas hands down! Dallas is absolutely breathtaking! Does not advertise, does not comment on reviews, WHY? She doesn't have to! She got it like that. Dallas has no need to impress anyone. Avalon Morgan and Dalia would be worth between 40 and 60 buck's if there ass was escorting out of the USA. Costa Rica, Argentina, Colombia, Brazil, Mexico have some of the most beautiful women in the world! I've mongered in all those countries and have the passport stamps to prove it! Best night of your life with an Orlando escort?? Really IDIOT! Get out MORE dude! I'm trying to give you some advice asshole!
Best night of your life and the star's and moon's aligning! LOL! Dumb ass trick!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]And to me it appears their moons were definitely perfectly aligned! 'Butt' that's me
PG.
Donations are and will always be
[QUOTE=Chris5;2688294]So since you seem to be the head cheerleader / Pimp of these provider's. May I ask why you or any other mongers don't discuss the donations you are paying these ladies for the "Best night of your life"? Is it 500 is it a 1000? Are you spending all your life savings on these women you IDIOT. I DEMAND you tell me how much they are charging you! This board is about intel. The donations you are paying is a fair question.
I expect a truthful answer from you.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]YMMV.
And he posted rates in the past, but that information is useless to someone who lives off an EBT card so I doubt you will find your answer.
But golly gee, you can go ahead and put your little 'payless shoe' foot down and demand it!
P 2da G
Are you truly that fucking STUPID?
[QUOTE=Vino7373;2688692]There are model type girls all over the Trail. As in the AFTER pictures! LOL. OK, serious now. Chris is correct, there can be some decent talent on the Trail and I give him that. Their donations are also pretty reasonable. However, you are hanging your shit out there each and every time you see one of these girls. I personally don't care if Chris sees Trail girls. I don't care if others' see high priced girls. Whatever floats your boat. But Sissy, you sure as hell need to back down on your slamming of other mongers and providers on this great forum.
A2 is probably just about ready to give you a time out, Chrissy. You piss him off just a little bit more and your time out will be a POOF, gone forever, until you morph into something else. Remember Montes, Jag, Strokin Joe, Mr. Sissy? You're about to join them, dipshit. You need to think real hard about what I just said, Sissy. Your time is about to come unless you clean it up. Of course, I am not speaking for A2. I am simply stating my opinion and I think my point is quite valid.[/QUOTE]Of course you are Vino! By the way I bumped into your beloved ginger at the McDonalds on south OBT a while back. She was not looking to good! Had some trouble in the bathroom. Poor thing. Now I hear she's on the run. How is she Vino? As far as your sorry ass giving ME advice I say FUCK you motherfucker! You're in zero position to issue threats against me. Have you not read any of my posts on this board in the past YEAR you IDIOT! You giving me advice. Now that's laughable! And stop being a pussy and bringing up the administrator! Trust me he has ZERO problem telling me to cool my jets publicly or privately or BOTH. Try again Vino!
Chris5.
Platinum Bimbo Blonde Amy
She got the job at the strip club. She is still seeing guys on the side but if you're really in need of meeting her check her out at the club. She always needs someone to bring her cigarettes.
Chris5.
Chrissy5 . . . What a FLAMING ASSHOLE!
[QUOTE=Chris5;2688170]
[b]OMG! Look at who we have here.[/b]
[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2687517]
[b]Geez. . . Another Tirade by Chris5?[/b]
I'll go ahead and say what everyone else is thinking. . .
[ATTACH]397955[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]
My old friend Yrag! You still wacking off to your homemade videos! LOL! For those we don't know Yrag and I go way back. Right Yrag? Why don't you do me a favor and go and crawl back underneath that ROCK your sorry ass crawled out from.
[/QUOTE]Sorry Chrissy5, I'm in no mood to do you any favors. I chimed in because I couldn't resist telling you what everyone else was really thinking. . . What a PIECE OF SHIT you are! It is obvious to the casual observer here in the Forum that somewhere along the way someone unscrewed your head and shit down your neck, and you have never recovered. . . Even after their best efforts, the doctors just couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again. . . They can't fix STUPID. . .
You're complaining, as usual, about women you've never seen. You have no idea what you're talking about, nor what you're missing. You wanted to see Dahlia in the worst way, but she was way too smart for your IDIOT ass and didn't let you through her screening. . . Even though you tried multiple times.
It's too bad the best part of you ran down the crack of your Mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. . . But those sheets have long since been washed. . . Too bad because we might have liked [U]THAT[/U] guy. . . He might not have been such a GIGANTIC PIECE OF SHIT like you. . .
Do us [U]ALL[/U] a favor and flush yourself down the toilet, where you rightfully belong!
someone please stop the short bus
[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2688948]Sorry Chrissy5, I'm in no mood to do you any favors. I chimed in because I couldn't resist telling you what everyone else was really thinking. . . What a PIECE OF SHIT you are! It is obvious to the casual observer here in the Forum that somewhere along the way someone unscrewed your head and shit down your neck, and you have never recovered. . . Even after their best efforts, the doctors just couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again. . . They can't fix STUPID. . .
You're complaining, as usual, about women you've never seen. You have no idea what you're talking about, nor what you're missing. You wanted to see Dahlia in the worst way, but she was way too smart for your IDIOT ass and didn't let you through her screening. . . Even though you tried multiple times.
It's too bad the best part of you ran down the crack of your Mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. . . But those sheets have long since been washed. . . Too bad because we might have liked [U]THAT[/U] guy. . . He might not have been such a GIGANTIC PIECE OF SHIT like you. . .
Do us [U]ALL[/U] a favor and flush yourself down the toilet, where you rightfully belong![/QUOTE]
Yrag
The best part that has been giving me giggles through the night.
Aside from white knighting a girl he can't even see is:
Is Chris praising how Dallas conducts her business, how she is doing it right.
He has no fuqn clue what he is talking about.
But her model is the worst by a landslide.
God I love her but even she will admit that.
Avalon Morgan and Dahlia know their shit.
But Chrissy, anytime you would like to know more about Dallas just hit me up brother!!
Maybe we can do a 3 way.
Noooooo, not that.
I'm talking a phone call jerk off.
a 3 way phone call. Bahahaha.
P fuqn G
Someone please stop the stupidity
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2689107]
But Chrissy, anytime you would like to know more about Dallas just hit me up brother!!
Maybe we can do a 3 way.
Noooooo, not that.
I'm talking a phone call jerk off.
a 3 way phone call. Bahahaha.
P fuqn G[/QUOTE]Oh my dear are you still posting useless shit. Shouldn't you be on the escort thread or classified thread doing your so called research. Maybe all you really do is sit your pathetic ass behind your worthless computer screen and jerk off to the real mongers dreams oh my dear I gotcha didn't I pharmagirl (montes was right giving you this name lmao).
Now stop being a tease pharmagirl and set up a session or stop trying to be a white knight.
[QUOTE=InsideAvalon;2686079]Now hurry up and book a session, you HANDSOME tease![/QUOTE]Idk about the handsome part tho lmfao.
Wait maybe your not a monger because you can't keep it hard for a full session. Golly gee pharmagirl it happens to the best of us but hey I'm sure you can whip up some pills to help you or maybe nothing can help you sucks for you. Stop being an extra like I said its not cool.
Mongering In Orlando 2015 Coming to the Year's End.
As 2015 comes to a end in the next month and a half. I remminance about my first full year or so here in the Magic of Orlando. USAG has the best Monger board in the country. USAGinternational is the BEST Monger site in the World. Although it is a paid site you get excellent Intel from all over the world on Mongering Worldwide. The State of Florida has it all for our hobby. Best state in the country to monger in. Orlando has its ups and downs but still is a great city to monger in. Now strictly speaking about Orlando itself. The USAG Orlando board is very frustrating. There are A lot of MONGERS who simply DON'T know how to MONGER. It's that simple. Orlando MONGERS think that a SP is the BEST they've ever had in the life. That is very disturbing to me.
Speaking strictly of myself I am what you call a MONGERING GENIUS! This is not to be funny in ANY way. All my friends that know me know I fully believe in that statement. There is absolutely NO one better at this game in the state of Florida than myself. No one here even comes close to my talent level of MONGERING. With the exception of the administrator of this board Mr A2, Who lives in the beautiful country of Argentina with some of the finest women on the planet! He is the only MONGER on this board that could match or exceed my talent level. Most you Orlando mongers are clowns, idiots, tricks, fucktards and any other bad name I can think of. I know I may be hard on you less talented mongers in Orlando at times. But you motherfuckers don't listen! I have reached my hand out to you repeatedly just to see it constantly get slapped away.
There are mongers here who simply wait and live THERE pathetic lives thru other REAL mongers. Offer zero info or Intel but constantly have something to say. PG is the perfect example. The only Orlando based MONGER who does what I call REAL MONGERING is someone who I hAve NEVER clicked with on this board ever! Is a complete IDIOT and moron! HOWEVER this man knows how to monger. When to keep quiet about certain dreams and every once in a while writes a decent POST! Purely by accident I'm sure. That MONGER is Camera3. Who travels thru the country and out of country experiencing different women. Is C3 an ass and completely incompetent? Absolutely! Can he MONGER? The answer is YES! That's it! No one else! I will add that street walker MONGERS are the best MONGERS. These guy's are directly in the field. Hands on picking up girl's. Street walker guy's ain't paying 200 to a rub girl for a BJ or 500 to fuck. Ain't happening. SW guy's are by the the BEST MONGERS.
So as this holiday period starts next week to all of you I say FUCK YOU and SUCK my HAIRY SWEATY SMELLY BALLS!
Chris5.
Mr Morgan the Magnificent Slam Bamm!
[QUOTE=SlammBamm;2689140]Sissy5, you're an idiot, enough said.[/QUOTE]Shut up dude! Go finishing pimping out Morgan asshole! Message BOY!! Are you screening her appointments to? LOL! Only special guy's right beitch! You're another loser that is of ZERO use to me! Fuck Off message boy!
Chris5.
