Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Milwpussyhound;2041068]Well I would start by not giving such a big tip for something your obviously not fully satisfied with. This is what I would do is as your giving her the tip say, " Still no oral hey" or " Maybe you will give oral next time" and give her ony a 20 or 30 as a tip. She will get the point trust me.[/QUOTE]Good advice. I'll try that. I've offered less before and they seem pretty adament that its 60. But I will use that approach next time -- I'll be prepared to bounce with no HE if it comes to that -- sounds like I'm giving too much.

[QUOTE=Lumpy37;2041036]Had a great massage with HE today at a local AMP. The asain girl was young and pretty mid 20's, after the flip she pointed down to my shaft, I said yes. Damage for the hh massage was .5 and HE was .6 I will return to see her as it was my first visit there. Seniors Pm me for name and location, I will also give you her name. P.S. She let my hands roam.[/QUOTE]Driving up the prices is not going to improve the services around here! .6 should get you to the next level!

[QUOTE=SamLikey;2041010]Went in this morning for a session with Cindy. Again some knucklehead shows up chatting up a storm in the other room -- I was almost at the breaking point of saying, "dude, put a sock in it" but he quieted down luckily.

I've had several sessions with Cindy and on my last visit I pushed the issue ... Motioning that I'd like some oral instead of HE. She smiled and shook her head "no" and I took the HE instead. But when I left, she says "next time oral". So today, I try the same thing. Still no go -- as Lefty has said, this is probably as good as its going to get around here. Meh. Decent massage and HE so that will have to do. Gave 60 tip as always.[/QUOTE]Cindy's English is bad and she doesn't know what she's saying. I doubt you will get oral next time unless you showed her a huge tip. That would be silly because you can find plenty of head doctors for much less.

I'm finished with NM. Rather just save it and go to Libertyville when I'm passing by. If NM would not weird about charging for a TS, had some more privacy, younger girls, and offered up a Pine style finish, I'd be happy.

[QUOTE=SamLikey;2041100]Good advice. I'll try that. I've offered less before and they seem pretty adament that its 60. But I will use that approach next time -- I'll be prepared to bounce with no HE if it comes to that -- sounds like I'm giving too much.[/QUOTE]They will take 40 and be glad of it. Cindy is cocky because she is one of the cuter providers. So she knows she'll probably get it. Especially with promises of oral on the next visit.

I've been to a few hundred AMPs and seen all kinds. I can tell you that going from AMP to AMP in search of the Holy Grail of Asian providers is probably a waste of time. Especially Milwaukee. Oh sure, HE is on the menu at most places. Perhaps more with the right tip. But don't come bragging about how you talked some 60 year old Chinese woman to blow you for $100. Not so sure I'd want to admit to that. Even a cutie and fun girl is soon boring when we hear of another provider. Sometimes we all have our quirks, looking for a skinny Asian nerd in glasses or one that is 4-7 and 75 lbs.

Out of a few hundred I've been to, 75% were a waste of time and money, even if extras were available. The massage and generic hand release just doesn't cut it for me. The ideal AMP is usually non-Chinese but rather Korean or Vietnamese. Younger, under 40 providers. Spinners, attractive, table shower, good massage, good English, no rush, tight, skilled, enthusiastic, grateful, respectful, customer service oriented, value priced. No upselling beyond the customary and historical pricing. Maybe I've been to 10 like that.

I like it when a provider that will talk frank about shop regarding services, price points, competitors, out of state work history, owners, history, war stories with clients. She will offer up suggestions on how I might enjoy her time more. I like to develop a relationship so when I call, they know my number and get my favorite provider on deck.

I like a manasan who offers a line up and informs me of new talent on the way. Maybe get to sit in kitchen and talk before being sent on my way.

Best moments in AMP history:

Young Korean 4-7, 75 lbs. Tight with little chicken legs and no butt. Cowgirl was the only position that worked. She was about 30 but looked like she was in the 5th grade.

A classy Vietnamese spinner about 30 who was into anal. The usual shower and massage warmup. US educated, good English, provided me with her personal phone number and email so I could keep up with her travels along the circuit. Said she did escort outcalls as well.

Visiting the famous Micki over in Michigan, the 60 year old with the 25 year old body who is a total nympho sex addict that loves her job. Even after she clocks out she goes to swap parties and bars.

Taking a mamasan out to dinner. She took me to her home to meet her husband, kids, sister at sister's house and showed me other businesses she was involved in. Then we went to my hotel room.

Taking a young Korean out after the shop closed. She snuck out the back door and we went to the go-kart track.

This wasn't an AMP but I visited an licensed sexologist, a cute early 50's, well built petite woman who explained and then followed through on making me erect, providing Tantric pleasure for as long as possible, and using her professional techniques to produce and explosive orgasm. Plus a massage.

Getting a BBBJCIM for a nail salon tech (thank you night Owl).

The first time my Thai princess let me give her DATY, and she liked it. Then there was that awkward moment that maybe this was more than just a business meeting.

Making an older Korean provider cum with DATY, she squirted, and told me it was good. Then she was blushing and out of breath.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2042145]They will take 40 and be glad of it. Cindy is cocky because she is one of the cuter providers. So she knows she'll probably get it. Especially with promises of oral on the next visit.

I've been to a few hundred AMPs and seen all kinds. I can tell you that going from AMP to AMP in search of the Holy Grail of Asian providers is probably a waste of time. Especially Milwaukee. Oh sure, HE is on the menu at most places. Perhaps more with the right tip. But don't come bragging about how you talked some 60 year old Chinese woman to blow you for $100. Not so sure I'd want to admit to that. Even a cutie and fun girl is soon boring when we hear of another provider. Sometimes we all have our quirks, looking for a skinny Asian nerd in glasses or one that is 4-7 and 75 lbs.

Out of a few hundred I've been to, 75% were a waste of time and money, even if extras were available. The massage and generic hand release just doesn't cut it for me. The ideal AMP is usually non-Chinese but rather Korean or Vietnamese. Younger, under 40 providers. Spinners, attractive, table shower, good massage, good English, no rush, tight, skilled, enthusiastic, grateful, respectful, customer service oriented, value priced. No upselling beyond the customary and historical pricing. Maybe I've been to 10 like that.

I like it when a provider that will talk frank about shop regarding services, price points, competitors, out of state work history, owners, history, war stories with clients. She will offer up suggestions on how I might enjoy her time more. I like to develop a relationship so when I call, they know my number and get my favorite provider on deck.

I like a manasan who offers a line up and informs me of new talent on the way. Maybe get to sit in kitchen and talk before being sent on my way.

Best moments in AMP history:

Young Korean 4-7, 75 lbs. Tight with little chicken legs and no butt. Cowgirl was the only position that worked. She was about 30 but looked like she was in the 5th grade.

A classy Vietnamese spinner about 30 who was into anal. The usual shower and massage warmup. US educated, good English, provided me with her personal phone number and email so I could keep up with her travels along the circuit. Said she did escort outcalls as well.

Visiting the famous Micki over in Michigan, the 60 year old with the 25 year old body who is a total nympho sex addict that loves her job. Even after she clocks out she goes to swap parties and bars.

Taking a mamasan out to dinner. She took me to her home to meet her husband, kids, sister at sister's house and showed me other businesses she was involved in. Then we went to my hotel room.

Taking a young Korean out after the shop closed. She snuck out the back door and we went to the go-kart track.

This wasn't an AMP but I visited an licensed sexologist, a cute early 50's, well built petite woman who explained and then followed through on making me erect, providing Tantric pleasure for as long as possible, and using her professional techniques to produce and explosive orgasm. Plus a massage.

Getting a BBBJCIM for a nail salon tech (thank you night Owl).

The first time my Thai princess let me give her DATY, and she liked it. Then there was that awkward moment that maybe this was more than just a business meeting.

Making an older Korean provider cum with DATY, she squirted, and told me it was good. Then she was blushing and out of breath.[/QUOTE]Struck out at RO the other night. I kind of got the feeling from the girl that there might be some sort of camera in the room because she kept pointing towards a camera in the corner and saying "boss will see." It was also awkward walking out and having there suddenly be 3 other girls plus some young white guy with a backwards ball cap out there. He must be involved somehow because as I was leaving he was showing the girls stuff on his phone.

On a related note to Lefty. I used to live 20 minutes from Micki in Michigan. It was amazing. I've always loved asians, even a nice rub and tug. Would love to be pointed towards something consistent out here.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2035210]I'm wondering if Steph is putting some clients up to post about good massages and no HE? Seems like there are too many that read like that. I'm sure she just wants to stay low key. No CMT, at least the ones we right about, can stay in biz without providing extras. My guess is she doesn't want jerks becoming clients. If she likes you and are generous, I would bet you will get a HE all day long. With her looks the phone is going to ring off the hook. With her lifestyle she needs $ and $60 and hour is not going to pay the expenses. IMO she needs the higher dollar client to fund all those Vegas-Miami type vacations.[/QUOTE]Hello horny Gents.

I've seen Stephanie a few times and finally got a HE from her. Cost was $1.2 which included her in a bikini but only minimal roaming.

Was allowed. Finish was pretty standard and comparable to many of the Asian spa type experiences. Unfortunately she had to reveal her.

Immature side by treating the release like it was nuclear waste. IMO, her massage skills are unspectacular because on two separate.

Occasions, I would catch her using her iphone while I'm getting the one hand rubdown (Not cool). I'm wondering if the eye candy factor.

Is suppose to supplement the quality of service? Here's hoping that she improves her work ethic! On the plus side, Stephanie is a nice.

Person but a bit of a chatterbox.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2042145]They will take 40 and be glad of it. Cindy is cocky because she is one of the cuter providers. So she knows she'll probably get it. Especially with promises of oral on the next visit.

I've been to a few hundred AMPs and seen all kinds. I can tell you that going from AMP to AMP in search of the Holy Grail of Asian providers is probably a waste of time. Especially Milwaukee. Oh sure, HE is on the menu at most places. Perhaps more with the right tip. But don't come bragging about how you talked some 60 year old Chinese woman to blow you for $100. Not so sure I'd want to admit to that. Even a cutie and fun girl is soon boring when we hear of another provider. Sometimes we all have our quirks, looking for a skinny Asian nerd in glasses or one that is 4-7 and 75 lbs.

Out of a few hundred I've been to, 75% were a waste of time and money, even if extras were available. The massage and generic hand release just doesn't cut it for me. The ideal AMP is usually non-Chinese but rather Korean or Vietnamese. Younger, under 40 providers. Spinners, attractive, table shower, good massage, good English, no rush, tight, skilled, enthusiastic, grateful, respectful, customer service oriented, value priced. No upselling beyond the customary and historical pricing. Maybe I've been to 10 like that.

I like it when a provider that will talk frank about shop regarding services, price points, competitors, out of state work history, owners, history, war stories with clients. She will offer up suggestions on how I might enjoy her time more. I like to develop a relationship so when I call, they know my number and get my favorite provider on deck.

I like a manasan who offers a line up and informs me of new talent on the way. Maybe get to sit in kitchen and talk before being sent on my way.

Best moments in AMP history:

Young Korean 4-7, 75 lbs. Tight with little chicken legs and no butt. Cowgirl was the only position that worked. She was about 30 but looked like she was in the 5th grade.

A classy Vietnamese spinner about 30 who was into anal. The usual shower and massage warmup. US educated, good English, provided me with her personal phone number and email so I could keep up with her travels along the circuit. Said she did escort outcalls as well.

Visiting the famous Micki over in Michigan, the 60 year old with the 25 year old body who is a total nympho sex addict that loves her job. Even after she clocks out she goes to swap parties and bars.

Taking a mamasan out to dinner. She took me to her home to meet her husband, kids, sister at sister's house and showed me other businesses she was involved in. Then we went to my hotel room.

Taking a young Korean out after the shop closed. She snuck out the back door and we went to the go-kart track.

This wasn't an AMP but I visited an licensed sexologist, a cute early 50's, well built petite woman who explained and then followed through on making me erect, providing Tantric pleasure for as long as possible, and using her professional techniques to produce and explosive orgasm. Plus a massage.

Getting a BBBJCIM for a nail salon tech (thank you night Owl).

The first time my Thai princess let me give her DATY, and she liked it. Then there was that awkward moment that maybe this was more than just a business meeting.

Making an older Korean provider cum with DATY, she squirted, and told me it was good. Then she was blushing and out of breath.[/QUOTE]I idolize this man. LFL reigns supreme and he is second to none. If you seek wisdom and the real story no one tops LookingForLefty.

My all time favorite true story of his was how he scored at the eating disorder wing of a clinic. Not fatties or thicker than snickers there.

This man knows what he is talking about. Never doubt that.

[QUOTE=ThigPen;2042306]Hello horny Gents.

I've seen Stephanie a few times and finally got a HE from her. Cost was $1.2 which included her in a bikini but only minimal roaming.

Was allowed. Finish was pretty standard and comparable to many of the Asian spa type experiences. Unfortunately she had to reveal her.

Immature side by treating the release like it was nuclear waste. IMO, her massage skills are unspectacular because on two separate.

Occasions, I would catch her using her iphone while I'm getting the one hand rubdown (Not cool). I'm wondering if the eye candy factor.

Is suppose to supplement the quality of service? Here's hoping that she improves her work ethic! On the plus side, Stephanie is a nice.

Person but a bit of a chatterbox.[/QUOTE]What the heck happen to that post? LOL.

[QUOTE=Wanderer1;2042336]I idolize this man. LFL reigns supreme and he is second to none. If you seek wisdom and the real story no one tops LookingForLefty.

My all time favorite true story of his was how he scored at the eating disorder wing of a clinic. Not fatties or thicker than snickers there.

This man knows what he is talking about. Never doubt that.[/QUOTE]If you go to a couple of hundred AMPs you will eventually have some good stories to tell. You will also have many experiences that you will soon forget about.

You know you've been to a good AMP is when you balls feel totally empty and squirmy all day long, your cock is at half mass most of the day, you keep getting a chubby off and on for the next several hours, you can't get the girl out of your head and you can't wait to go back. It wasn't just a physical sexual release but the woman got into your head and engaged you emotionally making a personal connection with you (just good salesmanship). A new soul mate. She shows personal interest in you and welcomes you to her family of clients. She made you feel like a king, better than any women has ever treated you before.

A bad experience is when thirty minutes after your massage is over, you completely forget that you even went there. The only reminder is you have a few less $20 bills in your wallet. It was about as exciting as going to get your teeth cleaned. The woman was not even worthy of touching you, let alone, paying her.

You know another nice touch at a good Asian spa is being introduced to all the girls waiting on deck before you leave. I've met some of my best providers this way. I always feel kind of bad choosing a new girl over one I just had. I feel I might hurt their feelings. Well you just might be but its your money and you deserve the girl you want. Down at NM I've gone with Lilly a few times because I didn't want to hurt her feelings by insisting on Cindy. Gee you would think Lilly would show a little gratitude by expanding the menu. But she doesn't and I've just come out and told her if she want me to pick her more often, she's got to go the extra mile. But she won't.

I've had a few personal tours of some spas. One had a huge dressing room area that looked like a beauty salon along with a wardrobe of cloths. Hell they are all the same size, right? I'm really surprised by how often the sleeping quarters is neglected, perhaps a few mattresses on the floor. A lot of providers actually live in those strip mall shops. Some appear to be kept like prisoners while others have their own homes, kids in local schools, live a quiet suburban life.

Hi,

I was wondering if one if these two ladies was a massage provider that you guys may have visited. I have a suspicion that one is, but I can't be sure.

JC.

Lefty and WI night Owl have been very helpful in steering me away from trouble. Of course in talking to them, we probably have been with 50 or so of the same women throughout the years. The best massage place I ever visited was Diedra's in Fairfield, CT. The women were all cute 20-40 students or MILFs. Their claim to fame was a good massage followed by them putting baby powder on your back prior to the flip and tracing it with their fingernails all over your body. No way you do the flip soft. They then used heated oil in baby bottles. Which they kept warm in heaters. And their HE (which would include BBBJCIM if you wanted to pay the fee) would last 20 minutes with a real slow tease. No jack hammer endings. I haven't found anything like it in Milwaukee. Maybe I have to get out of the state more. With all of these AMPs opening up. There are like 4 near my house now. There used to be one. You would think 1 might be different and better. But they are not. Really disappointed on what is happening..lousy massages and you are lucky if you get anything.

[QUOTE=Basset69;2042675]Lefty and WI night Owl have been very helpful in steering me away from trouble. Of course in talking to them, we probably have been with 50 or so of the same women throughout the years. The best massage place I ever visited was Diedra's in Fairfield, CT. The women were all cute 20-40 students or MILFs. Their claim to fame was a good massage followed by them putting baby powder on your back prior to the flip and tracing it with their fingernails all over your body. No way you do the flip soft. They then used heated oil in baby bottles. Which they kept warm in heaters. And their HE (which would include BBBJCIM if you wanted to pay the fee) would last 20 minutes with a real slow tease. No jack hammer endings. I haven't found anything like it in Milwaukee. Maybe I have to get out of the state more. With all of these AMPs opening up. There are like 4 near my house now. There used to be one. You would think 1 might be different and better. But they are not. Really disappointed on what is happening..lousy massages and you are lucky if you get anything.[/QUOTE]One thing I like about my Illinois spa is after a good massage, the lights are dimmed, the dress is dropped, and she climbs on, kissing me from the neck to my sacred spot. Then the flip with lots of tongue action on the balls an shaft with a skills and gentle stroking. No need for oil as her hands are silky soft. If I'm the first of the day I'll opt for some DATY if she's up for it. For a 45 plus Korean MILF she is quite cute and attractive. Its like she has taken HJ lessons from the sex education videos on Youtube. Certainly not the jackrabbit endings like in Milwaukee. She will not give a BJ unless you bring a cover. I would much rather have a partial with her working the balls with her mouth and shaft with her hand. It makes me cum buckets. Its just as good as BJ.

When I went to see the sex therapist she was all about the slow tease, build up and release. Thats what she is paid to do. She knew just how to use her mouth, fingers, tongue to inflict maximum pleasure and produce a powerful release.

[QUOTE=JustinCaseWi;2042581]Hi,

I was wondering if one if these two ladies was a massage provider that you guys may have visited. I have a suspicion that one is, but I can't be sure.

JC.[/QUOTE]The one on the right looks a little familiar but I need a little context. Where is the pic from?

[QUOTE=JustinCaseWi;2042581]I was wondering if one if these two ladies was a massage provider that you guys may have visited. I have a suspicion that one is, but I can't be sure.[/QUOTE]Yeah, a little context please. Is this just a picture you took of someone you're trolling from public life? That's creepy, and probably bannable.

Despite the crazy, robot syntax in the review, I can vouch for everything posted. Reviewer nailed it to a 'T'.

[QUOTE=ThigPen;2042390]What the heck happen to that post? LOL.[/QUOTE]