Massage Parlor Reports

I the advise to skip. Distant, and bitchy.

Face is not cute, looks like a street chick.

Better off with the other well reviewed AMPs in oxnard.

Gee05.

[QUOTE=GermanGuy1212;2065908]So, I've been thinking about visiting Sol at Sweat Dreams, can anyone provide an update? Is she still there?

Also, can someone provide with a description? Other than "small hispanic". Is she cute? How's her face? Is she really as distant as others report? How's her massage, or does she not provide one at all? Does anyone know her regular days?

Sorry for the detailed questions, but I'm only in the area for limited times, so I want to make sure my visits count. I'll report on her, plus any other places I try while mongering.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GermanGuy1212;2065908]So, I've been thinking about visiting Sol at Sweat Dreams, can anyone provide an update? Is she still there?

Also, can someone provide with a description? Other than "small hispanic". Is she cute? How's her face? Is she really as distant as others report? How's her massage, or does she not provide one at all? Does anyone know her regular days?

Sorry for the detailed questions, but I'm only in the area for limited times, so I want to make sure my visits count. I'll report on her, plus any other places I try while mongering.[/QUOTE]Sol is young, early 20's if that, small, and very cute. She is also as listed elsewhere very distant and the massage is fairly lousy. Don't know her days.

So after losing interest in mp's, I went into a sudden binge that I can't explain. I should have posted immediately after each, as I've forgotten mostly everything since.

One morning I decided to try Magic Therapy. I rang the bell on the back door, but it took a while for the door to open. I forgot her name, but it was a not very tall, curvy latina. She had large sunglasses on and, in general, did not look very presentable. But as I followed her to the room, her rear motivated me. She asked me if the room was cold and I responded no. But then it occurred to me I was actually pretty damn cold. The massage did really nothing to warm me up, relieve any aches, or entice. On the flip, I ask for everything and negotiate down to $80. She gets on top for a minute, then we quickly switch to missionary. I go to kiss her chest but he retracts in fright and tells me no. Overall the experience was just cold, and I had a hard time staying... Hard. She tells me time is almost up and I feel pretty defeated. Still, she wasn't mean spirited or anything. She worked me with her hand until I finally expunged my demons. Even with such little experience, it still left me disappointed.

Not too long after magic therapy, to soothe my disappointment with my prior massage, I go to the always honorable Cherry Blossom. I called her up and she told me to come in. Unfortunately, by the time I got there, she was already busy. Anna, I think, walked me through the door. I had thought maybe this was the last time I was ever going to go to one of these places, so I requested an hour. It must have been too late in the night because, Anna kept refusing the hour. Her english wasn't as strong so it was difficult to communicate. These first moments begin to feel ominous, but I decided to go ahead with the 45 minutes. Glad I did because the massage was great. It was competent and both alluring. After some of the neck work, I felt her bare chest gliding above my back. On the flip she asks me if I want to go with everything. Yup. Just the normal goodies after. While thrusting in doggie, she reaches behind her and starts massaging my jewels. This delightful surprise instantly initiates the end process. Once bliss is over, there was still plenty of time for the rest of the massage. And this is when the massage got even better. And this is when I learn that the massage portion, with all the healing and teasing, is very important for me. Given how long I lasted here, and hour was a hilarious exaggeration. This session was basically perfect, and I looked forward to doing it again. But so far I haven't for some reason.

At some point I begin to become restless again, and start planning another session. On one hand, I knew the service at CB would be what I was looking for, on the other, I wanted to try something new. Theres so many places that I just become curious more than anything. The mystery was more appetizing at this point. So what do I do? I end up just going back to Magic Therapy again. Mystery and wonderful service took a backstep to the idea of a latina. So I visit again, but this time from the front door, so at the very least something would be new. This time another girl lets me in. Elizabeth was her name. She came in a tight tiger print dress. She had great proportions for me. Big chest big hips, and just a little tummy. Unfortunately, the massage is pretty lackluster. Some running of the hands on my back, and a little chop action that seemed rather pointless. But, she does reach over brushing her thighs on my head. Warm and delightful, her thighs feed my motivation. I reach up and start caressing her back side through her thin dress. Shortly after, she asks me to flip. Her hands run across my chest, and with her hair flowing down as she smiles at me, I begin to fall in love. How embarrassing. She asks, with motions of her hand, what I'm looking for. I respond with words and she shakes her head no. "Only massage," she says as she points to the outside world. I stay confused for a while, but soon she motions everything, and we negotiate to $80. Same problem as with the girl before, she wants no kissing. But this time, it doesn't bother me, and I was fine with watching her body move. After I finished, she quickly cleaned both of us up. She had to clean herself rather fast as there was another customer waiting in the front.

Not too long after a stressful week, I begin to desire a good ol' massage. I figure I should probably see if I can get Anna again from CB. I could use a decent massage with some fun... But the notion of a table shower was very intriguing. And once again, curiousity wins and I end up in King Spa. I walk in with a craigslist ad and I get $10 off 45 min. While warm, sometimes too hot, the table shower ended up leaving me bored. It seemed to take way too long with just repetitive spraying up and down, and the occasional bucket splash. When she finally soaped up my back and front it got interesting, but overall it felt too long. We finish and end up in the massage room. She gives me a long head massage, but little else. Once again, it ends up being a disappointing massage. The only other portion was light teasing of my lower back. Not very creative, but during the flip she asks me what I want. I went in determined to not waste money on full service. I really was only interested in what a table shower was. But like an idiot I somehow go with FS for $90. I do my deeds and it ends rather uneventfully. I must have immediately regretted it. But, unlike my previous sessions, she let me adore her nice small chest with kisses galore. I never did get her name, but she wasn't my preference in body type. I wouldn't call her ugly though.

After the sting of wasting another $100, I figure I was done with these parlors. I begin searching for maybe more legitimate massage parlors. But the temptation for something that adds a little fun too, was too strong. I noticed on craigslist an ad for a place by Channel Islands Rd. I couldn't find any information on it, and once again my curiosity motivates me to do dumb stuff. The ad didn't mention the name, but it ended up being A+ Massage. Inside, I'm greeted by a woman with a good amount of makeup. Its hard for me to say whether she was very pretty or not. At certain times, I thought she was. I pay for 45 min as I did want a decent massage, and was scared it would be too rushed with 30. I asked for a strong massage, and boy I got it. She focuses really well on my back, but to the point where it began to hurt. It became uncomfortable, but I decided to let it keep going anyways. The massage was probably mediocre, which is good in comparison to most of my others. With medium pressure it could have probably been more enjoyable. It still didn't feel as competent as what I've received at Cherry's though. On the flip, after a little hot towel, she asks me what I want. (In my head I wonder if there is any massage parlor around here that won't offer). At this point, my mind is completely clear on not wanting FS. She motions HJ for $60, and I start thinking maybe I should just skip it all this time. Seeing my reluctance, she makes a pretty great FS motion with her body and says 80. So from a HJ at 60 to FS at 80, the savings were too great to ignore! Once I agree I mentally kick myself. She kept her shirt on, which was a first for me. Her performance was uninspired but fine. Her moans and phrases let me know she goes into autopilot while her mind escapes into a happier place.

For no other reason that to just complete the adventure, I stop by Mission Acupuncture. I go with the half hour session. I think her name was something like Susie. She didn't do much for me in terms of looks, and she was a little older than I'd like. I told her it was my first time here and then she showed me the room. The massage ended up being weak but at I feel like she tried decently enough. She gave lots of hilarious ego boosting compliments. That aspect was certainly unique from the other places. On the flip she talks a little more about my incredible physique and remarkable tool. Hahaha! She asks me if I want an oil massage and I say sure. I think at this point she asks me if I've been to any other massage place. Curious as to what she would say, I tell her no, this is the first place I've ever been to. I don't know what the point of the question was... But soon after she asks again if I want an oil massage but while pointing to my groin. "uhh okay." She asks me how much I'd tip and I tell her $30. She scoffs at the outrageously low price, which I didn't have a problem with. But then she says FS at 60. The price actually surprised me it was so low... So I decide to go ahead and agree. I go through the motions but I really wasn't in any mood to. I asked her to go on top but she refused says its better when I'm on top. So I go about it and finish with her mechanical support. It finished with a good burst that she, hilariously, compliments. She cleaned up my chest but didn't spot the glob resting on my own cheek. Maybe at that point is when I contemplated quitting the whole scene. Haha. Who knows.

So I finished this maddening adventure the same way it started, with not much interest. I don't think I truly get much enjoyment out of it... But because I have received much entertainment reading the reports here over the year, I decided to post my adventures from these past few months.

[QUOTE=GermanGuy1212;2051342]Thanks for keeping us updated. I haven't visited CB in a while, but I'll stop in and report back if Cherry gets in new talent once you get the word from her.[/QUOTE]I called and there's a Gina there now...I don't remember there being one of those over the last 6 months or so, until now. Does anybody have a 411 on her? I called looking for Anna (whom if you don't know, is a very attractive younger girl) but she's on vacation at this time.

[QUOTE=Newt5;2067522]So after losing interest in mp's, I went into a sudden binge that I can't explain. I should have posted immediately after each, as I've forgotten mostly everything since.
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So I finished this maddening adventure the same way it started, with not much interest. I don't think I truly get much enjoyment out of it... But because I have received much entertainment reading the reports here over the year, I decided to post my adventures from these past few months.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the detailed reports. They were fun and interesting to read.

[QUOTE=HermosaSurfer2;2068918]I called and there's a Gina there now...I don't remember there being one of those over the last 6 months or so, until now. Does anybody have a 411 on her? I called looking for Anna (whom if you don't know, is a very attractive younger girl) but she's on vacation at this time.[/QUOTE]I TOFTT and scheduled a session with Gina...really sweet girl. Works hard at it...really puts her weight into the massage, so to speak...which is considerable. She's a BIG girl. Nice enough if you like that sort of thing..but BIG. With that leverage the massage is actually killer.

[QUOTE=HermosaSurfer2;2071674]I TOFTT and scheduled a session with Gina...really sweet girl. Works hard at it...really puts her weight into the massage, so to speak...which is considerable. She's a BIG girl. Nice enough if you like that sort of thing..but BIG. With that leverage the massage is actually killer.[/QUOTE]Lmao. What is considered "BIG".

[QUOTE=OxnardBadBoy;2071684]Lmao. What is considered "BIG".[/QUOTE]Not to be mean, just accurate, think Sumo. She's a nice girl, guys who're into bigger girls will like her.

[QUOTE=OxnardBadBoy;2071684]Lmao. What is considered "BIG".[/QUOTE]Not to be mean, just accurate, think Sumo. Guys who are into that will like her, she's a nice girl.

[QUOTE=HermosaSurfer2;2071978]Not to be mean, just accurate, think Sumo. Guys who are into that will like her, she's a nice girl.[/QUOTE]I've recently visited CBs after moving away, and I had a new provider I think her name was gina but this sumo thing your talking about is 100% false...she was great she had a great set of twins and was slim but not overly skinny. Certainly NOT SUMO..all I can say is she was great and ill be back again when I'm in town.

[QUOTE=MpLover21;2072910]I've recently visited CBs after moving away, and I had a new provider I think her name was gina but this sumo thing your talking about is 100% false...she was great she had a great set of twins and was slim but not overly skinny. Certainly NOT SUMO..all I can say is she was great and ill be back again when I'm in town.[/QUOTE]Well there you go..some guys are into bigger girls, and those who are will like Gina. She's a very nice girl and does a good job. She's just a big girl. Cherry told me there's another new girl as well who's slimmer...could be you saw her. At any rate, good un ya for a good time at Cherry's.

[QUOTE=HermosaSurfer2;2073243]Well there you go..some guys are into bigger girls, and those who are will like Gina. She's a very nice girl and does a good job. She's just a big girl. Cherry told me there's another new girl as well who's slimmer...could be you saw her. At any rate, good un ya for a good time at Cherry's.[/QUOTE]I apologize if I came off a bit hostile, I didn't mean to I appretiate the recon you did maybe she gave me the wrong name or I miss understood either way keep up the good work and happy hunting.

[QUOTE=MpLover21;2073286]I apologize if I came off a bit hostile, I didn't mean to I appretiate the recon you did maybe she gave me the wrong name or I miss understood either way keep up the good work and happy hunting.[/QUOTE]No worries. Just know that I don't knowingly post false information. I figure this site is for GOOD information so even if one person's definition of a body type varies from that of others, I'll always post it the way I see it.

What day were you there for this slimmer one?

[QUOTE=HermosaSurfer2;2073450]No worries. Just know that I don't knowingly post false information. I figure this site is for GOOD information so even if one person's definition of a body type varies from that of others, I'll always post it the way I see it.

What day were you there for this slimmer one?[/QUOTE]It was a Saturday morning I was on my way down to Malibu so I stopped to see how things were and ended up having a nice session.

I've come across a couple of reviews from this newer place on Wagon Wheel. They advertise in Backpage under both body rubs and escort...one would think..? The fact of the matter is, in all three reviews I've seen, summer up here...seems like the massage equivalent of Australian table wine: something to be put away and avoided:

Provider age: 50+.

"I probably should have walked out, but in the back of my head, I thought I could just take a HJ from her, no matter how decrypt or old she was. Well, I was wrong. The massage was good, and she definitely seemed to be certified, but I made a huge mistake in thinking she could offer me anything sexual. It took me forever to get hard, and once she did get me hard, she stroked away for about 10 entire minutes without me feeling remotely close to climax. I ended up finishing myself, thanked her quietly for her work and time, and left. Gave her a little extra for trying, but I won't be back here unless I here there are girls younger than their forties at the very LEAST.".