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[QUOTE=Mrnsolo]Not sure why I am doin this cause I don't give a ratz azz bout most of this shit, but figured some body ought to be sayin hole truth. You guyz big boss mister poplar got it right bout that piece he been praising I have know her for a couple of years almost and she is one sweet little piece -bigboyz fun but I ain't sure if he is holdin out on yall for some reason or maybe he ain't the big knowitall he think he is but that girl got some nasty habits and she won't think two times bout dimein some dudes azz to keep her shit clean. I know she dropped it on a couple of dudes at least personaly to get the boyz in blue outta her stuff. Just sayin she is all that but should a told you bout the hole story, just not knowin why didn't so do with it what ya want.[/QUOTE]

Wow-miss a couple of days here and you never know what kind of stuff will show up. I can't tell if this is actually an informative and valuable post, which it looks like it very well could be, or if it is a slam of some sort. Really the only reason I was jumping in was to mention to our friend FF that he will be missed today and it is good to know he is keeping an eye on us in Indy from his warm outpost.

I noticed you using this term, and believe I've seen it used before by Ilapp and/or FreakleFreak. It was not in the authoritative abreviations list on our sister site ISG, so. What does it mean?

[QUOTE=Power Tool]Me thinks I know why she isn't quite your ATF....Could it be there isn't enough space in that room for anyone else but you and that gigantic ..... ego of yours?

Your reviews sound much more like an article in Penthouse Forum than the exploits of a midwestern OFBP like the rest of us...

Could be I'm just jealous, could be...[/QUOTE]

Ilapp, you may recall MrnSolo made a brief (2 posts) appearance a while ago. Go back and compare the styles of his/her posts and you will see something's up. At the time I had my own theory (which I posted) but I really doubt that now.

One thing I do know, both times MrnSolo's appearance has been closely associated with reviews by Mr Popular and criticism thereof. I think we need to put Jackie on the case.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]Wow-miss a couple of days here and you never know what kind of stuff will show up. I can't tell if this is actually an informative and valuable post, which it looks like it very well could be, or if it is a slam of some sort. Really the only reason I was jumping in was to mention to our friend FF that he will be missed today and it is good to know he is keeping an eye on us in Indy from his warm outpost.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ilapp]I can't tell if this is actually an informative and valuable post,

Really the only reason I was jumping in was to mention to our friend FF that he will be missed today and it is good to know he is keeping an eye on us in Indy from his warm outpost.[/QUOTE]

I luvs Mrnsolo ritten stile so much I thinks I am goin to change all my posts to reflect hiz. Tanks my friend and will miz u two. I haz to kep an I on u all to make surz u all ain't fighten whilze I gone fur the holidaze.

Ya all taken care now,

FF

I don't remember who first came up with this, but it certainly fits me and apparently many others on this board. If memory serves me correctly, OFBP stands for Old Fat Bald(ing) Perverts.

X

[QUOTE=Johnny Z]I noticed you using this term, and believe I've seen it used before by Ilapp and/or FreakleFreak. It was not in the authoritative abreviations list on our sister site ISG, so. What does it mean?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Johnny Z]I noticed you using this term, and believe I've seen it used before by Ilapp and/or FreakleFreak. It was not in the authoritative abreviations list on our sister site ISG, so. What does it mean?[/QUOTE]

Sorry John, you only qualify on the old count, since you are none of the other three or we would have filled you in on membership of the OFBP club---oops now I see I made a mistake- you certainly qualify on the P account also so since the club started only needing 2 out of 3 qualifiers let me be the first to welcome you. The fourth qualifier was added later so 2 out of four will get you in but you won't qualify for office with those paltry attributes, and you've got a ways to go two.

[QUOTE=Johnny Z]Ilapp, you may recall MrnSolo made a brief (2 posts) appearance a while ago. Go back and compare the styles of his/her posts and you will see something's up. At the time I had my own theory (which I posted) but I really doubt that now.

One thing I do know, both times MrnSolo's appearance has been closely associated with reviews by Mr Popular and criticism thereof. I think we need to put Jackie on the case.[/QUOTE]

I looked back, looks like one was intended as a shot at someone but not Mr P, a much lesser member who seems to have gone away somewhat, and one other kind of follow up to someone who had replied. I must add that trying to read it is miserable and the only thing worse is trying to read FF's version, and lastly, although I personally can't attest, from what I hear Jackie's time is much better spent "on" other things. By the way last time I checked the older sister was still around but the oh so young one wasn't there to see if our dream tag team is still in play.

It sounds you may be a big act, but if you really want to be taken seriously, brush up on your use of the English language. Nothing screams "STUPID" faster than your style of writing!

[QUOTE=Mrnsolo]Not sure why I am doin this cause I don't give a ratz azz bout most of this shit, but figured some body ought to be sayin hole truth. You guyz big boss mister poplar got it right bout that piece he been praising I have know her for a couple of years almost and she is one sweet little piece -bigboyz fun but I ain't sure if he is holdin out on yall for some reason or maybe he ain't the big knowitall he think he is but that girl got some nasty habits and she won't think two times bout dimein some dudes azz to keep her shit clean. I know she dropped it on a couple of dudes at least personaly to get the boyz in blue outta her stuff. Just sayin she is all that but should a told you bout the hole story, just not knowin why didn't so do with it what ya want.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Xdc96]I don't remember who first came up with this, but it certainly fits me and apparently many others on this board. If memory serves me correctly, OFBP stands for Old Fat Bald(ing) Perverts.

X[/QUOTE]So looks like I'm OBP, but not so old as Ilapp.

John, I think you used to be an OFBP from what you tell me.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]I looked back, looks like one was intended as a shot at someone but not Mr P, a much lesser member who seems to have gone away somewhat, and one other kind of follow up to someone who had replied. I must add that trying to read it is miserable and the only thing worse is trying to read FF's version, and lastly, although I personally can't attest, from what I hear Jackie's time is much better spent "on" other things. By the way last time I checked the older sister was still around but the oh so young one wasn't there to see if our dream tag team is still in play.[/QUOTE]I thought it was pretty funny (sorry PT). As difficult as it is to read, it's gotta be twice as difficult to write like that. So my hat's off to Mrnsolo for uniqueness, and to FF for a damn good natured copy.

And for those of you who are getting to know me more, you should figure out by now that I don't take much of this shit too seriously, nor myself for that matter.

Happy New Year y'all!!

[QUOTE=Ilapp]Sorry John, you only qualify on the old count, since you are none of the other three or we would have filled you in on membership of the OFBP club-oops now I see I made a mistake- you certainly qualify on the P account also so since the club started only needing 2 out of 3 qualifiers let me be the first to welcome you. The fourth qualifier was added later so 2 out of four will get you in but you won't qualify for office with those paltry attributes, and you've got a ways to go two.[/QUOTE]You are too kind, or more likely the light in HH isn't so good, because I definitely qualify under the be category. I am old enough, too, cannot deny that. Now I wouldn't consider myself perverted but am relieved that I can qualify by your standards, LOL. I used to be well into the F category but try my best to keep away from that. Still, 3 out of 4 is solidly in the club.

Regarding MrnSolo, I was kind of joking about getting Jackie on the case (she outed a duplicate ID a while back) but, still, I am curious. Since his whole style is a put-on, it undermines his latest post, which is a pretty serious allegation/warning once you wade through the language.

Regarding our tiny angel, maybe next time we can ask big sister if her leetle seester (yet fully legal, let me be clear) is still on the circuit. Or whether they do a circuit together.

[QUOTE=Mrnsolo]Not sure why I am doin this cause I don't give a ratz azz bout most of this shit, but figured some body ought to be sayin hole truth. You guyz big boss mister poplar got it right bout that piece he been praising I have know her for a couple of years almost and she is one sweet little piece -bigboyz fun but I ain't sure if he is holdin out on yall for some reason or maybe he ain't the big knowitall he think he is but that girl got some nasty habits and she won't think two times bout dimein some dudes azz to keep her shit clean. I know she dropped it on a couple of dudes at least personaly to get the boyz in blue outta her stuff. Just sayin she is all that but should a told you bout the hole story, just not knowin why didn't so do with it what ya want.[/QUOTE]


I had never seen ebonics in text. cool.

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak]I luvs Mrnsolo ritten stile so much I thinks I am goin to change all my posts to reflect hiz. Tanks my friend and will miz u two. I haz to kep an I on u all to make surz u all ain't fighten whilze I gone fur the holidaze.

Ya all taken care now,

FF[/QUOTE]


So fucking priceless!

[QUOTE=Johnny Z]I noticed you using this term, and believe I've seen it used before by Ilapp and/or FreakleFreak. It was not in the authoritative abreviations list on our sister site ISG, so. What does it mean?[/QUOTE]Old Fat Bald Person

OFBP

[QUOTE=Sdevil]Old Fat Bald Person

OFBP[/QUOTE]

Sorry, the P is for Pervert. JZ I never would have taken you for a chubb at some point, and Wheel you got no F either. By the way, the Gentleman who I believe is the King of the OFBP group, and a fine fellow he is, I know is suffering from a serious ailment and since the M&G has taken himself out of the loop, even his phone is out of service. If you are out there friend I just want you to know you are missed, more by certain females who are honestly concerned about you, and you are in our thoughts. Please ,please don't hesitate to get in touch however is convenient if you need anything or even just to hear a friendly voice or to see a supportive note. We wish you well, don't stay a stranger friend and please let us know how you are doing. As I told someone here recently whom I met here and would consider a friend no matter how we met; this may be a strange place to meet a friend, but quite often we could do worse in other places and other ways. Happy New Year To All