Massage Parlor Reports

Am I the only one who thinks reports like this are useless?

No girls name, no place name

And this "dream" scenario is getting old.

[QUOTE=Bumble]Had a dream recently that I was getting a soft sensual massage from a hot little number with a pair of perfect natural Cs. She slid her bare skin all over me and blew softly in my ear. Then proceeded to the most excellent HR in recent memory, complete with facial expressions straight out of a porno. Needless to say, I didn't last long. Then before you know it, the dream is over and I'm thinking I need to get back to sleep again real soon.

Funny how those dreams keep coming back. Ain't it?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Stone101]Am I the only one who thinks reports like this are useless?

No girls name, no place name

And this "dream" scenario is getting old.[/QUOTE]

Ok, I'll take the flame bait.

There is nothing of any value in your 6 postings.

He did provide the name and location. You just didn't use the big head long enough to figure it out. I thought it was an excellent body of work and found great value in it.

And appreciated by fellow senior mongers.

[QUOTE=Superman06]Yes, A John is a monitor of this board but then again so is every member. The guide is pretty much self monitored except for the occassions that Jackson feels the need to right the ship. I think that cluing you in on posting to the correct board is constructive. I also think it would also be helpful for you to spend some time and RTFF (as we like to say). It takes a lot of time to earn the respect of the senior members here. Were all vigalent about minimizing the BS you see on other newsgroups. That's why this board works so well.[/QUOTE]Vigalent?

Hello everyone. I'm a monger who just moved into the area, and will be exploring soon I hope. I really like AMPs and will occansionally call an excort or even pick up a WSW if she looks good enough.
I will keep everyone posted as to what I find when I'm able to get out. I've been reading the posts about Chantilly, so I guess that is where I'll start. Hope everyone is finding what they need, and stay safe.


cowboy up

[QUOTE=Bertoni212]Vigalent?[/QUOTE]Bertoni,

If you plan on becoming the resident English teacher you probably won't do too well for yourself. Correct spelling is not a posting requirement and pointing out someone else's error in such a way as you did just ain't cool dude. We all knew exactly what he meant. Thus leaving no cause for complaint or correction. If you have a genuine concern over a poster's frequent and/or egregious spelling or grammatical errors, PM them. Don't waste our time with your frivolity just to raise your post count.

[QUOTE=Bertoni212]Vigalent?[/QUOTE]
Hmmm...typo. Should be vigilant. But thanks for your lack of any significant contribution on this board. There must be a yahoo group where you could spend time dispensing snarky remarks.

Just in town until Monday and looking for recommendations from any locals. Not a lot of knowledge about the area so I thought I'd ask the experts.

Thanks,

R

[QUOTE=Titleist4]Bertoni,

If you plan on becoming the resident English teacher you probably won't do too well for yourself. Correct spelling is not a posting requirement and pointing out someone else's error in such a way as you did just ain't cool dude. We all knew exactly what he meant. Thus leaving no cause for complaint or correction. If you have a genuine concern over a poster's frequent and/or egregious spelling or grammatical errors, PM them. Don't waste our time with your frivolity just to raise your post count.[/QUOTE]Ok, just bustin balls.

[QUOTE=Superman06]Hmmm...typo. Should be vigilant. But thanks for your lack of any significant contribution on this board. There must be a yahoo group where you could spend time dispensing snarky remarks.[/QUOTE]Your welcome.

Head to a very old favorite since a lot of NOVA favs have closed down. Kinja. Gone, HMC. Gone, so I headed to Dumfries to the old Soo Guong. MS let me in and had me wait in the room. Figured attendance was up. Nope just one girl. MS. Very nice body for a MS though. TS was ok but came after massage, which was strange. Before used to clean my hands then relax them then get a small hand shake then a Hi five. Now just a quick foaming hand shake. I indicated I could handle a Hi five, but MS said times have changed. WTF? Anyway, suppose I'll just head into the city from now on.

[QUOTE=Divepro]I posted a longer, more detailed report in the CL Reviews for DC (under Requests for Information on Providers) since I found this one through CL.

Don't have the link yet since it's still under moderation.

Anyway, lousy service, worse attitude, and B&S make this place a complete loss. This girl was butt ugly, fat, probably mid 40s.

Her massage technique was OK when she lingered in one place long enough to mimic a massage. Most of the time it was more like I had a crack fiend in orbit around my body. Oh, and, that wonderful walk-on-the-back technique works best with a spinner with a light touch. This 160-180# heifer stomping around was just plain painful and a little frightening.

Summary:

Looks: 2
Attitude: 2
Service: -5

This place is the opposite of my ATF. It's my AT Worst.[/QUOTE]Who? Where?

[QUOTE=Bertoni212]Your welcome.[/QUOTE]I think you mean "you're welcome".

[QUOTE=Bertoni212]Your welcome.[/QUOTE]Now that is fanny (oops Funny), isn't it?

[QUOTE=Dr Bombay]I think you mean "you're welcome".[/QUOTE]Ugh, that is what I get for trying to be a smart ass.