Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Md Curious2;1559656]Now that's some funny stuff. He always shows up at the beginning of football season. But Tiny has saved me a lot of money over the years by letting me know if it was worth while to go into a club or not. I still kick myself when he told me there was a midget dancer at the Golden Nugget (now the red room). I passed it up. She is now in the NE states, too far to travel. Midgets are still on my to do list. LOL.[/QUOTE]No tiny yes bernie was on the door I agree I can't stand his nasty remarks to people outside, I wish they would get rid of his ass.

[QUOTE=Jessibaltimore;1561216]Not true there was only one girl there marked up eveyone talks bad of the circus but honestly there are "junkies" at every club down there you think only the circus girls use your blind not to mention dumb![/QUOTE]Jessi, you have your panties in a bunch. Firstly, you're confusing two conversations in regard to SatErday (please read down). Secondly, I agree with you that there are junkies at every club. Please read the original post. Being a junkie was only ONE criteria for employment at the Circus. Thirdly, never attempt to have a battle of wits when you're unarmed. Lasty, as with the creamcircus person, feel free to post your photo and give us good reason to go to the Circus. Otherwise, don't go away mad, just go away.

[QUOTE=NewbForBewb;1561622]Jessi, you have your panties in a bunch. Firstly, you're confusing two conversations in regard to SatErday (please read down). Secondly, I agree with you that there are junkies at every club. Please read the original post. Being a junkie was only ONE criteria for employment at the Circus. Thirdly, never attempt to have a battle of wits when you're unarmed. Lasty, as with the creamcircus person, feel free to post your photo and give us good reason to go to the Circus. Otherwise, don't go away mad, just go away.[/QUOTE]Newbforbewb, I am quite sure JessiBaltimore and Creamcircus are one and the same person. If you the research their posted reports, you will see that the writing style are identical. Creamcircus changed her call sign because of how she was called out earlier about her lies and stupid assessments. In the battle of wits here, she was never armed.

Propilot-Always check your six.

The block was pretty deserted, most clubs had 0 or 1 or 2 guys inside. Girls just chatting. By far the busiest club was the little place around the corner from Hustler, all African American girls and guys, but busy all night.

Walked in all clubs except Circus, Mr Friendly at the door again. Don't think I missed much at Circus. Had a few beers upstairs at Lust: a few nice girls and all came over for their tips. But the last one who came over wanted a tip down below and she must have tonkled recently because their was an unpleasant odor so I basically gave her a dollar to go away. A tinkle doesn't require a shower, but if a person tonkles then they should wash well before throwing their butt in someones face.

By far more people in the street then in the clubs, even several girls looking to hook up in the street, but I wasn't going there.

[QUOTE=Sundance88;1559669]Silly me but if I'm going to spend $400-500 a month that would get a true up scale escort. And In my way of thinking a whole lot more fun. BUT thats just my opinion for what little it worth.[/QUOTE]Yeah I agree. For me there's just something about strippers that I like though. I don't necessarily want an upscale escort I want a dancer in a back room somewhere or after hours. It used to be that I could do the deed at the Flam for anywhere between .6 and 2...not so anymore.

[QUOTE=Lvillig;1562310]Yeah I agree. For me there's just something about strippers that I like though. I don't necessarily want an upscale escort I want a dancer in a back room somewhere or after hours. It used to be that I could do the deed at the Flam for anywhere between .6 and 2.not so anymore.[/QUOTE]Ok Thats cool I didn't mean thats what you should do. Its what I would have done. Your way is fun for you, I will celebrate your enjoyment. What ever floats your boat. I do enjoy private dances from a varity of strippers, I guess the next step is backroom fun. Way to go brother.

Just got back from Haven Place and Sherri's Showbar. Interesting places both. Haven had only three different girls dancing, but they were all very attractive. Sheri's had a bevy of ladies, ranging from the "ugh" to the "not too bad". Anybody ever have any luck getting take out from either of these joints?

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Please read the Forum's Posting Guidelines for further information. [/blue][/QUOTE]One can always walk out on obnoxious girls at the Circus. But they they seem intent on showing up on the forum now. Maybe we'll get a break from them while they look up "cryptic."

[QUOTE=BillyBarty12;1563577]Just got back from Haven Place and Sherri's Showbar. Interesting places both. Haven had only three different girls dancing, but they were all very attractive. Sheri's had a bevy of ladies, ranging from the "ugh" to the "not too bad". Anybody ever have any luck getting take out from either of these joints?[/QUOTE]I've gotten a few numbers at Sherrie's, but I don't usually bother with them, as I'm a "thrill of the chase" kind of guy. (And the chase doesn't always go so well, so I'm more of a "lonely" kind of guy most of the time.) Chi Chi and Beth are three names from Sherrie's that I can recall having in my phone for a while and eventually deleting without ever calling. (China is a name that's still in there from about 6 weeks ago; I got a decent lapdance [though I had to finish it myself] and a few texts imploring me to come down to the club, but I haven't made any arrangements for take out yet, and odds are that I probably won't bother and I'll just delete the name in a week or two.)

I swung by the Crazy Russian Thursday night, as there's a girl (who for the life of me has a name I can't remember but has a peacock feather tattoo on her forearm) who is working at Excape but still does Thursday nights at the Russian who I like to see. Of course, she wasn't there, but all of the girls who were there were at a minimum cute, and one blonde was VERY hot. It seems tham most customers are regulars, and it's a pastie club, but the girls all seem clean and not drugged out, which is nice if you just want to relax and have a conversation. I haven't attempted to inquire about takeout, and I probably wouldn't bother (in case the question wasn't recieved well). Since the Russian doesn't do lapdances and drinks for the girls are the same price as for the customers, the atmosphere lends itself better to relaxing than it does in most other clubs (it's a neighborhood bar with pastie-covered tits, more than it's a strip club) , and it's nice to have a place where you can see that and watch some ball without the vultures coming after you.

Eventually, I decided that I needed a bit more intimate contact, so I hit both the Dundalk and C / PP loops, and didn't end up finding a damn thing. I ended up at the R. I. T. Z. Caberet (what the hell does that abbreviation stand for?) for the first time. The $10 cover surprised me, as I've become accoustomed to coverless places like Sherrie's and the Russian, but the two dozen hot chicks working the club made it worthwhile. Soon after I got in Penny (Real Housewives of New Jersey face, nice fake tits, not much ass) asked me for a drink and I obliged, and I attempted to hold a conversation with her, and lost several IQ points. It was her first night at Ritz after 7 years at the Hustler Club, and she certainly was (a hustler, that is) We went up for a lapdance of the "I'll start halfway through the song and then end it at the end of the song" variety, after she spent 5 minutes trying to sell me on a private room.

I went back downstairs a bit peeved, but met Kristy (cute face, nice little tits, big nips, nice ass) as she was finishing up on stage. She is a massage therapist and she says that she doesn't dance very often, but you can't tell, as she is quite good. She convinced me to do a lapdance, which became four songs of topless, and it was the best "legitimate" (I. E. Me not getting off) lapdance I had ever had. (Quote of the Day: "The other girls charge $30 for a normal lapdance and $40 for a topless lapdance; I just do all of my lapdances topless for $30, because who would want a lapdance with the girl having their top on?) She didn't go back downstairs with me, as she needed to freshen up, and about 15 minutes later I saw that the guys in the "VIP Lounge" grabbed her, which was dissapointing, but I don't blame her; it's not her fault that she looks like she does. After about 20 minutes of watching the stage I left, hit the loops again, and came up empty again, and proceeded home to beat my cock like a government mule.

I was impressed that both the good girl and the shifty girl didn't try to get tips out of me after the lapdances. I can't recall the last time that I got a lapdance without the pouty face and the "And where's my tip?" afterwards, regardless of the quality, and I run the strip club gauntlet, from Gold Club to Night Shift to Excape to Sherrie's, so I don't think it's a "Ritz is CLASSY" issue, but I could be mistaken. Also, I'll be going to see Kristy for a massage sometime in the next few weeks, so we'll see how that goes.

[QUOTE=DoeSurfer; 1555937]First, the Block has gone downhill, with the exception of probably 2 or 3 clubs. You state that one must know the difference between a "professional dancer and a chick on drugs." Well, what would a "professional dancer" that takes her craft seriously be doing dancing at a club that would even hire a "chick on drugs"? Unless you dance at Norma Jeans or Hustler, there are a good percentage of druggies, fatties, alcoholics, and / or end-of-the-liners dancing at the club. People don't want to pay to see that, so they leave.

CreamCircus, you need to realize that people go to strip clubs to get away from everyday bull shit. Most guys at a strip club can easily get pussy, either at home or at a bar, but they either want something different, don't want to deal with bull shit, or just want a "break". As such, when a hot breath, tweaking, buffalo belly chic runs up to them begging for a drink / dance during the first second his foot breaks the threshold of the bar, the patron knows that he has to deal with bull shit at the club. Think about it, if a guy wants some annoying chic with a belly (or slight belly) begging him for money, then he could have stayed at home with is wife / gf.

Why don't you post a picture of yourself, so we can see if you are or are not full of shit? If you are a real woman like you say you are, post your pic, and I am sure that you will get a hell of a lot of business. Otherwise."The lady doth protest too much, methinks"[/QUOTE]This is so true. I am not from Baltimore, I am from New York and had my first trip to the block three weeks ago and boy was I disappointed. I went from one club to the next in an a period of about two hours, I visited about four places altogether and honestly the talent you have locally is horrible. The girls are skanks, they either make no effort whatsoever or they're pushy and rude. Now as a native New Yorker I can be pretty rude right back to them which can get really interesting; they actually get offended if you treat them like the hoes they are. One particularly pushy dancer comes up to me one minute after I walk into the club, mind you I still have no drink myself and she wants me to buy her a drink. This girl looked like she had rolled out of a trailer park. As a general rule I usually will never buy a dancer a drink unless she first dances for me comes over maybe teases me enough for me to want to do a dance with her. Needless to say I did not buy a drink for this urchin.

As I progressed through the other places I actually walked out of one place, keep in mind I have been going to strip clubs for over twenty years and I had never walked out of a place without at least buying a drink. It was maybe the third club I visited, I walked in and was looking at the talent which were mostly some Amazonian looking black girls. Now back in New York if you see big Amazon girls, chances are you are looking at a dude, these chicks looked like they could bench press me so when this guy who was bartending comes up and asked me what I was drinking I asked him to give me a minute (at this point I'm just trying to determine if these are women or not) but the guy gets pushy "so are you buying a drink or not" that just annoyed me and I was like "you no what, No!" and I just walked out.

As the night continued I learned that you guys also pay way too much for service. In my local market I typically will drive to Jersey where I can get alot more bang for my buck, most clubs in northern NJ have hot looking Brazilian girls, lap dances are usually $20 but if you tip them about $60 they will perform FS; the most I ever paid was $80. Keep in mind that these Brazilians are all 18 to 25 years old and on a scale of one to ten they are between seven and nine.

I just point this out because in four clubs on the block I noticed that most of the girls were between a three and a five and quite a few of them seemed old enough to be my mother. I saw one girl who was a borderline six and she was eight months pregnant.

I'm hoping that we, as mongers can get together and agree not to pay these ridiculous prices for sub-par service and frankly ugly chicks. I challenge you to ask yourself if you saw one of these girls in the supermarket fully dressed and she came up to you and said will you buy me a beer, would you do it? If that happened to me I'd think this is a homeless person.

The reason we go out is because we want a hot looking dime to fulfill our fantasies, otherwise, In the words of DoeSurfer yes we could just stay home with the wives.

Popped into every club that was open around 2pm. Nothing but scallywags and hags. Last month I had good luck. Found Layla. 19, a little hard body, outside one of the clubs and order some take out in the parking garage. Unfortunately, I lost her number and never found out what club she was supposed to be working in.