Massage Parlor Reports

Long I've heard how the ACS's are hit and miss, but so too I've found the AMP's of late.

Visited the one by the tire place on Rt3, first time was just a test of the waters. Older lady (Nancy), best massage in a long time, finish was 7/10, more available next time when time and funds permitted. Second visit a week later, different provider although I was told Nancy would be mine, not! Young, "Oh no can't do that!" with a throat slice image, MMS fire me. Third attempt, no Nancy around, older lady. Did hhr just to test. Wish I'd asked for at least an hr. The second best service ever in the Burg. Three providers in three weeks with no repeats.

Hands with healing, hr, 20 min of 3/10 massage, absolute rookie, open menu for the right tokens, but no enthusiasm. Who knows, might have new faces next time.

Foot place on garrisonville, best ever full service in 2020, darn close recently, but she said she was leaving. Tried again, new girl leaving soon. "Next girl be good!

Conclusion, IMHO and experience, they're all YMMV. They keep you (us) coming back with the hope and expectation of repeat experiences only to find bait and switch to a new gem or wilted flowers.

Alas, the sigh of the insane. Keep doing the same thing hoping for a different result.

Needed to get off 95 Monday. Drove by Stafford Foot place, closed til 10 am. Drove to Eden-same. Or so I thought. Peeked thru the door and saw new girl "Julie" and waved. She waved back and let me in. Just what I wanted. 40, maybe, looks great naked, agreed to boom boom (house 5 plus a Ben and a half) but got on top in 69 and CBJ til I popped. She says "Haha! Too fast! More?" Yes please! Went to standing doggie bent over the table, and even with that awesome view I could not pop twice. Soft Bs, nursable nips, wanted daty but was too stubble from a recent shave. If I lived closer I'd be broke. Perfect spinner, petite, cute, and the 40 years looked great. I'll be back, if possible.

Anyone ever been? I have been by there before not sure if it's even there but the sign is (facing one direction only) would love a legit massage, any info is great.

I find that I don't really need to go anywhere else but GG and Thai Relax (Batteries +) but I decided to see if Osha was back up and they do have 2 ladies working there now YMMV. Coko is cute but doesn't do any UTC or extras. Wondering if that bust from earlier in the year has scared them off. New MS Janette said business has been slow so if you just want a decent massage check them out.

GG has been a regular stop for me of late and Thai Relax is the most economical place to go that I've found.

Just curious, has anyone hit up this place lately. I am thinking about swinging by since it's been awhile. Last time (probably close to a 8 months ago) it was enjoyable but nothing remarkable. The garden is a good stop for me but I am wondering if "new" ladies are truly "new" here. If anyone has any intel, please drop some info. If not, I will report if I get the moment this week.

[QUOTE=Loader401;6639627]Just curious, has anyone hit up this place lately. I am thinking about swinging by since it's been awhile. Last time (probably close to a 8 months ago) it was enjoyable but nothing remarkable. The garden is a good stop for me but I am wondering if "new" ladies are truly "new" here. If anyone has any intel, please drop some info. If not, I will report if I get the moment this week.[/QUOTE]Last time I went there it was a so-so massage and offer for an expensive BJ. That was a while ago.

Passing through today, was wondering the best spot for young / attractive providers? Cici's, relaxation house, GG? Will report back regardless. Thank you!

[QUOTE=HobbyistBorlan;6642553]Passing through today, was wondering the best spot for young / attractive providers? Cici's, relaxation house, GG? Will report back regardless. Thank you![/QUOTE]Can't go wrong at CiCi's. I made a GG stop. Was not impressed. Try J&L downtown Fredericksburg. Ask for Yumi, avoid Mimi. She's a dud.

[QUOTE=MakeMKum;6643116]Can't go wrong at CiCi's. I made a GG stop. Was not impressed. Try J&L downtown Fredericksburg. Ask for Yumi, avoid Mimi. She's a dud.[/QUOTE]What is Yumi like? Is this tall thin Yumi that used to be at Osha?

[QUOTE=JayCramer80;6643425]What is Yumi like? Is this tall thin Yumi that used to be at Osha?[/QUOTE]I've never been to OSHA but this woman was Asian tall, maybe 5-8? I remember looking her into her gorgeous but heavily made up dark eyes. Thin but shapely. She was pushing "Boom Boom" from the start. She may have been the Mamasan of the day. She asked me for my phone number.

Swung by Cherry one evening. It's been awhile and since last time was fun (even though recent reports say otherwise) I thought I would try. Last time I was greeted with a IMHO cute older therapist. She had fantastic tits and a very short skirt. This time around, she was there and so I got very excited. I went in for a half hour. I received an ok massage before the flip. It wasn't a great one but I think since she recognized me, she new that I was more for the festivities than the massage. Here is where things got wonky. Last time I got a BBBJ without any hesitation. This time she wouldn't do it. She was very adamant about no bare anything. So I ended up going with a CBJ and done with it. She was fine in that department but it wasn't what I truly wanted. I popped in the bag. I tipped $ only because I mentioned it (hoping for a BBBJ like last time) and didn't feel the haggle. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. Either way, I loved seeing her enjoy me during the CBJ.

Been reading this form for awhile and it's been invaluable in learning where to go, what to do, how much $ is expected, and in general nor bumbling around like an idiot. So thank you, and I think it's time to give back.

First few visits were with those that have been covered here already. However this last week I dropped in to check out Eden Span in Stafford, and glad I did. Drew Nancy, age 24 (per her), just arrived the day before. 5'3" 120 lb natural B / C. Cute GND face with perfect skin. Nicely proportioned curves. Gave one of the better AMP massages I have had so far. No teasing during the massage, but allowed UTC, however after the flip offered a wide open menu.

She seems very new to things and needed a lot of direction, but accommodated everything asked. $$ CFS+house (I'm a bad negotiator LOL). Got the impression she would be happy just giving the massages too. Says she will be there between a couple weeks to 2 months.

Relaxation House.

Drew Coco. Pretty somewhere between 35-45 petite A cups. Looks like the ads pretty much Friendly once she unwrap her hair.

Nice. Massage was subpar. Menu is limited but with the right asking price.

Ended up pressuring her while she pleasures me. She ended up getting my number.

Her partner Sky greeted me as she was about 40-45 same built. Will return.

By the way YoYo has a back entrance. Just message or call before coming.

[QUOTE=TonyRinger;6656042]Relaxation House.

Drew Coco. Pretty somewhere between 35-45 petite A cups. Looks like the ads pretty much Friendly once she unwrap her hair.

Nice. Massage was subpar. Menu is limited but with the right asking price.

Ended up pressuring her while she pleasures me. She ended up getting my number.

Her partner Sky greeted me as she was about 40-45 same built. Will return.

By the way YoYo has a back entrance. Just message or call before coming.[/QUOTE]So Aky has returned. She still blonde? What a pair of puppies on that woman. So how far did you manage to get with that last visit? Damage for it was? I may go there on Thursday of next week.

[QUOTE=TonyRinger;6656042]Relaxation House.

Drew Coco. Pretty somewhere between 35-45 petite A cups. Looks like the ads pretty much Friendly once she unwrap her hair.

Nice. Massage was subpar. Menu is limited but with the right asking price.

Ended up pressuring her while she pleasures me. She ended up getting my number.

Her partner Sky greeted me as she was about 40-45 same built. Will return.

By the way YoYo has a back entrance. Just message or call before coming.[/QUOTE]Near Batteries? I'm not sure about the Ace Hardware reference.