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I'm seeking a true squirter that also enjoys Daty and who doesn't break the bank. I have tried "Simone the Squirter" who advertises as a hot bod gal out of Sterling. WARNING: does not squirt and lied about it and tried to upcharge daty after agreeing to it prior. Additionally, she does not even remotely resemble her ad pics. Don't be duped like I was. The second money hits her hand, the attitude does a 180. She is a short fat dominica chic. Again, opposite look from pics, renegs on agreed services, and worst of all, does not squirt when SQUIRTER is listed in her ad headlines, and she has kept it that way despite the complaints.

2nd, after researching here, I tried reaching out to Poison Ivy. Yikes! Got questioned about who I am, how I got the number, was asked to send a picture of my ID, etc. Now I get it when it comes to screening (not that I would be dumb enough to send a Pic of my drivers license), but my point is that no way this was screening type of questioning, so that back and forth ended quickly as it felt like someone else screening that number.

3rd, I had my eye on "Juicy Passionfruit", an AA provider who seems to mostly visit lower end incalls in Alexandria / Arlington / Falls Church areas. She seemed cool by text but flaked a few times and made me rethink my TOFTT approach. Anyone seen her? Is she legit and a legit squirter?

I'm not looking for some chic trying to pass off golden showers as squirting. Any other suggestions greatly appreciated. Feel free to DM me if preferred.

Would also be very interested in all things Daty / Dato, particularly with big clits or lips / labias. (Yes I already know the well-known latina big clit gal from many years in Tysons that started at Notangels -Vivian, Melena, Gisselle, etc)- She’s got an incredible one!

Not really too interested in bbw due to most of their hygiene issues, but would LOVE any suggestions for providers who might be a good fit for my oral fixation. Thanks in advance for helping this sick bastard. Im fine with hair down there or completely bald and love all types as long as they have decent hygiene and do not advertise as BBFS or CIP type of services. Hope to return the favor some time!

*** Again, any suggestions for any of this is greatly appreciated. Feel free to DM me if preferred. Be safe out there!

Sammy.

[QUOTE=PixelsAndGrids;6971326]Anyone see this one before? Really like her looks and bod if current and her. Looked up the number and the results didn't give me any leads.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/northern-virginia/female-escorts/caucasian_w/brunette-beauty-of-your-dreams/903444462485[/URL][/QUOTE]There's a Baltimore report if you search the name under that sub-forum. Grain of salt and all that.

She has major issues, with her mother who also happens to smoke hard like a fiend. She is the type of provider that will start to use you like an ATM (for anything and everything) (immediate disqualifier).

Little to no restrictions / limitations with this one, but at what price?

Has a very bratty unappreciative attitude, will pull up with an outcall, and make moves on the Uber driver.

That level of disingenuous behavior, also puts her into a non repeat, no fly zone. Zero ethics, beyond unprofessional.

[QUOTE=Itfcd;6971613]There's a Baltimore report if you search the name under that sub-forum. Grain of salt and all that.[/QUOTE]

This was back a good eight or nine years ago, maybe more. She was younger with a first-rate body, and service was off the charts. I'd see her for bare GFE, usually with an anal finish.

I think I have the details stowed away somewhere in an email account, but she had some legal problems which resulted in an extended stay as a guest of the state of Maryland. While she was doing time, I actually saw her mother once. She and her mother sometimes worked together back then, which is how I knew about her.

She followed in her mother's footsteps, including starting to look haggard and worn out at a relatively young age from the lifestyle. I don't have the information at hand, but based on my memory and what she looks like, I'm pretty sure there are some substances involved.

As the lifestyle goes, she was a nice girl who made sure I was satisfied. I've messaged her a couple of times here and there, but have not seen her in all these years, so I can't tell you more.

[QUOTE=PixelsAndGrids;6971326]Anyone see this one before? Really like her looks and bod if current and her. Looked up the number and the results didn't give me any leads.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/northern-virginia/female-escorts/caucasian_w/brunette-beauty-of-your-dreams/903444462485[/URL][/QUOTE]

Yes, I haven't posted for a while. I couldn't remember my password, so I'd try a few variants then give up.

What really got me about Ashley was that she was a great provider and never pulled any funny stunts over a period of several years, so this new arrangement threw up red flags and flashing red lights.

We like to think that we know these girls and that they have some sentimental feeling towards us, but we should always remember that any one of them could flip on a dime and burn us.

[QUOTE=Grafenberg;6971302]Definitely sounds like a scam.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PixelsAndGrids;6971326]Anyone see this one before? Really like her looks and bod if current and her. Looked up the number and the results didn't give me any leads.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/northern-virginia/female-escorts/caucasian_w/brunette-beauty-of-your-dreams/903444462485[/URL][/QUOTE]I saw her once in Maryland at a sketchy sort of apartment complex once. The type of place where you feel like you don't want to park your car, I definitely wouldn't have gone at night. Anyway, she tempted me with Greek service. I got there and her place was kind of a mess. She had a cool personality. The Greek didn't work out and I didn't want to force it. I just went for a quick k9 finish. She was actually clean (smells wise). But not clean in other ways. I could tell she uses because of the marks on her. On the way out her mom was on the couch which made things awkward. I wouldn't repeat because that's just not the type of experience I go for. Otherwise I don't think she'll rob you or anything but always be on your p's and q's.

[QUOTE=BruceMoose007;6969392]My best advice is to walk in and walk confidently and like you have a room there with your head held high like you own the place. .... No need to make this into a theater play.[/QUOTE]Agreed. Breeze through the lobby like you would if you had a room there.

Heck, you can even Google most hotels and there will be plenty of owner and guest photos or even your videos for perusing the place in advance.

[QUOTE=FourthDown;6950181]Guys are there any ACS options from around Manassas to Gainesville? The LCSs are lacking pretty bad rn.[/QUOTE]Cobblestone Business Center has 4, FS available at all.

[QUOTE=Rosine;6971447]Respectfully, I think you are confused. Steph's skills are weaker than Joe B, which is my point. When I said I saw Sylvia, I mean visually I saw her. The notion Sylvia is frumpy is absurd, assuming that's what you meant. If you meant Steph is frumpy, I agree.[/QUOTE]Yes I was most definitely talking about Steph. I have never seen the other girl and wasn't in no way paying the significant upcharge to see her. Clearly just looking at her pics you could see that she wasn't the frumpy one.

[QUOTE=BunkerBuster;6971749]This was back a good eight or nine years ago, maybe more. She was younger with a first-rate body, and service was off the charts. I'd see her for bare GFE, usually with an anal finish.

I think I have the details stowed away somewhere in an email account, but she had some legal problems which resulted in an extended stay as a guest of the state of Maryland. While she was doing time, I actually saw her mother once. She and her mother sometimes worked together back then, which is how I knew about her.

She followed in her mother's footsteps, including starting to look haggard and worn out at a relatively young age from the lifestyle. I don't have the information at hand, but based on my memory and what she looks like, I'm pretty sure there are some substances involved.

As the lifestyle goes, she was a nice girl who made sure I was satisfied. I've messaged her a couple of times here and there, but have not seen her in all these years, so I can't tell you more.[/QUOTE]Wow man LOL. That's actually depressing.

[QUOTE=PixelsAndGrids;6970139]You sure you got the right Melissa? Not sure I'd try to scoop a gal in front of her handler, especially if they were in a heated exchange. Her rates are reasonable and YMMVY, but I've known her a while so we have our agreements and I've been burnt by her a few times more than I should have endured. She's very much like Deena I used to see and she's a personnot just someone to lowball and treat like she needs to cater to every monger as they please. Much like PA states, be nice to the ladies. There's no set formula or guidelines to guarantees. Just because you throw bills on the stage doesn't imply there's chemistry of sorts.[/QUOTE]Yes, she matched the images I've seen of her.

The last time I saw her, which was probably 2016, she was still looking good. I've watched her progression on social media, and now with the pictures in her ads, I can see that she's getting run down. I also wasn't surprised to see the post yesterday saying that she shows obvious signs of using.

Girls whose mothers sell their asses for drug money and bring their daughters in to do the same usually have the same outcome. If anyone remembers Shadowe, who died of an OD a few years ago, it was the same thing.

[QUOTE=BigMartin;6972657]Wow man LOL. That's actually depressing.[/QUOTE]

The last time I saw her, which was probably 2016, she was still looking good. I've watched her progression on social media, and now with the pictures in her ads, and can see that she's getting run down. I also wasn't surprised to see the post yesterday saying that she shows obvious signs of using.

Girls whose mothers sell their asses for drug money and bring their daughters in to do the same usually have the same outcome. If anyone remembers Shadowe, who died of an OD a few years ago, it was the same thing.

[QUOTE=BigMartin;6972657]Wow man LOL. That's actually depressing.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigMartin;6972657]Wow man LOL. That's actually depressing.[/QUOTE]I've got this thing for trailer-like gals. Don't know why I'm drawn to the ones that have a wonky past. I go for the skinny ones that are showing signs of the habit, but have a glimmer of beauty still within somewhere. Tho, I definitely wouldn't hit the streets like the good old days. I'll definitely report back if I see her. Might. One back with my tail between my legs.

[QUOTE=Hifly21;6971850]I saw her once in Maryland at a sketchy sort of apartment complex once. The type of place where you feel like you don't want to park your car, I definitely wouldn't have gone at night. Anyway, she tempted me with Greek service. I got there and her place was kind of a mess. She had a cool personality. The Greek didn't work out and I didn't want to force it. I just went for a quick k9 finish. She was actually clean (smells wise). But not clean in other ways. I could tell she uses because of the marks on her. On the way out her mom was on the couch which made things awkward. I wouldn't repeat because that's just not the type of experience I go for. Otherwise I don't think she'll rob you or anything but always be on your p's and q's.[/QUOTE]How much was the damage? Sure her rates are different now. Comms with her are a few words and responses takes a while.