Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Pilot Aviator; 1260440]I celebrated my birthday this week.

Had a wonderful visit with my ATF. She even gave me a present (very unexpected. Very kind of her).

A great TS (as always) , a superb massage (as always). And as always, a totally great experience that is always scored 9. 5 or higher for as long as I've been seeing her.

For those hung up on numbers, on the FBAS scale, she is a 9. 9/9. 9/110. 9/221. 9. And I only rated the 9. 9 sections 9. 9 because you won't believe me, and my scale is different than yours. But, for me she has been just about as perfect as perfect gets for going on two years now.

The AMP. Well, that is why I titled this "problematics"

The facility is great. Good parking, perhaps not as discrete as some places, but I have never been uncomfortable visiting.

The rooms. Two are excellent. Very large, bordering on plush, the other four are smaller but really OK.

The towels / linens. Well, I've never had a reason to think anything was ever reused (I. E. Everything new for each client).

The TS. Great. I love the TS here. I do know one other place with a better TS area, and one that gives a 12-rated TS. But it is great.

THe management. Ah, now to the problematics. The MMS keeps changing. And I think several may rotate around different places. For this visit, I brought with me two baskets of fruit (citrus and others). I do this on "festive occasions" as a "thank you" to the house (and all the ladies). Because the MMS keeps changing, she doesn't know is is uncommon for anyone to bring gifts for the house.

MMS did not ask about my birthday (last year, the MMS knew me well enough to know it was my birthday, to know how often I had appointments, and therefore, gave me a 50% house discount last year on my birthday). This year, MMS said thank you. 1-hour? 80-dollars.

Sigh, we all want to think we are so special.

So it goes.

To the brethern that are only focused on their last one or two minutes of the visit. Their are less expensive hobbies.

For those unhappy with the standard rates. I understand your complaint, but the price of everything varies by regions. Has always been the case.

For those that think my posts are too long and give too little information. I am surprised you read this sentence. But please read one more.

Always be nice to the ladies. And since you won't know her birthday, give your technician at least some kind of bonus tip on YOUR birthday (most likely you do the same for your barber).

PA[/QUOTE]Pilot Aviator,

I, for one, like your posts. And for those that don't, let them go fuck themselves.

LexLuther

Decided to check out things down in Merrifield, but was kindly told to come back as I had apparently hit the Saturday rush hour there. Ok, but I didn't care to burn time in the burbs, so I gave a call over to the Top spot, and found no one answering. Undeterred I scooted over that way and found door closed despite an open sign. *sigh* no big deal since just around the corner was another spot to try. And that was door open. Rang bell, greeted by the MMS who showed me in collected house fee and asked the question since I was not familiar and was fine with my answer. So a few minutes, I am joined by Cece, who is bit on the thick side, but cheerful and leads me off to the TS. Only now there's a traffic issue. Apparently, it's rush hour, one leaving, one coming. Ok, she and MMS try to keep things cool and eventually, I get to the TS, which is ok, not amazing, but thorough. Back to the room, question on what I like for massagi, and I answer firm, which gets a laugh and she says she thinks that is exactly what I need. So now I get what is simply an excellent head to toe deep massage, back walking and stretching included. It feels great and I let her know it. I really appreciate how attentive she was to unlocking every tight muscle in my body. At this point, I was happy but after a very complete firm massage, things changed to the soft, and finally the flip. Didn't have to ask for anything, but was made very happy and as she put it "now you no more stressed out." Indeed, that was true. After hot towels, and asking if I wanted water, I tipped her and have her a hug on the way out to which she smiled and said thanks. All in all a very satisfying time.

Just wondering if anyone has had an opportunity to check out the new 112 Maple Avenue (Ys?). If so feel free to PM me if you don't want to respond here. That used to be by all time favorite. If not I may have to TOFTT.

Went again, decent massagi but no happy.

72 including tip.

PC out

Stopped by EVA Spa / therapy and had the good luck to draw Sue. She is an attractive, young (early 30's?) , fit provider. I usually don't like to chat the whole time, but I did open up and had a great time. If you get to talk to Sue she really is quite funny and a pleasure to talk to. No rush, good massage, good convo. Standard. All in all a really good time.

Looks 8/10.

Figure 9/10.

Massage 7-8/10.

I will be going back.

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688; 1259718]Only in NOVA that it costs 140 bucks for a HJ. You all should all move to CA where HJs still cost half as much.

Even with this shitty economy, prices have risen. I don't see why we pay this frankly.

Of well, holdong the line at 40 for a HJ needs to be done by all IMHO.

PC out[/QUOTE]Yup. Indeed Nova is pretty sad. Besides Southern Ca, Seattle, DFW andHouston all have a number of gems. And I'm sure those of you who travel elsewhere know of great finds. One reason I don't post much here any more, is I'm pretty much stuck on a regular, and spend the rest of my hobby money when I'm out of town. I lived in LA when I first had a "sore back" and stumbled across this hobby by accident. Not much in the way of internet in the 80's. In spite of Al Gore. So took quite a few for the team, but also some diamonds in the rough. LotJoined an email group and it's been a fun ride ever since. Ironically, the recession (and lack of it in the DC area) might be one factor. Prices in Southern Ca and Seattle are equal to or less than they were in the late 90's.

Mr. S

As prices rise the quality of the provider and the service provided drops, if your favorite restaurant did the same, I am guessing it will not longer be your favorite restaurant.

The prices are too much but if you think of the quality of the service and what we are getting I do not think there is any value here.

Granted, many here are interested in the older saggy woman, and if that is to your liking, you are blessed in this area. I am one who likes (legally) young, thin and athletic (and if the feeling hits maybe a nice BB something). With the MMS lying and the bait and switch that go on in the area getting why I want from an MP or other is very difficult.

IMHO, what we are paying for in this area can be picked up in a bar. Horney OLDER woman will give it out for the cost of attention and we are playing let's make a deal.

Not much here but I guess we have to take the supply because we are not willing to demand better.

[QUOTE=MrSunnyHills; 1261379]Yup. Indeed Nova is pretty sad. Besides Southern Ca, Seattle, DFW andHouston all have a number of gems. And I'm sure those of you who travel elsewhere know of great finds. One reason I don't post much here any more, is I'm pretty much stuck on a regular, and spend the rest of my hobby money when I'm out of town. I lived in LA when I first had a "sore back" and stumbled across this hobby by accident. Not much in the way of internet in the 80's. In spite of Al Gore. So took quite a few for the team, but also some diamonds in the rough. LotJoined an email group and it's been a fun ride ever since. Ironically, the recession (and lack of it in the DC area) might be one factor. Prices in Southern Ca and Seattle are equal to or less than they were in the late 90's.

Mr. S[/QUOTE]

I was parked in my car outside, two cops approached me and started asking me questions about massage parlors, etc.

Remember to be nice and respectful, but you have NO obligation to answer their questions.

Stay away from Herndon spots.

Angry wife on the phone with MMS. Asking about a black man who may have stayed past closing over the weekend. Personally, I'll steer clear for a while in case a complaint is filed.

Exact same thing happened to me outside of Peach Therapy in Annandale.

[QUOTE=Sushi Boy; 1261478]I was parked in my car outside, two cops approached me and started asking me questions about massage parlors, etc.

Remember to be nice and respectful, but you have NO obligation to answer their questions.

Stay away from Herndon spots.[/QUOTE]

Stopped by the condo yesterday. Provider was not my cup of tea. Not easy on the eyes. Tats and scars on her body. Rushing to get me out the door. From reading the earlier posts. Glad I did not go to any local AMP's. Looks like leo is making their presence known locally.

Was trolling around and stumbled on this listing (I think the site just aggregates ads posted elsewhere).

[url]http://massagetroll.com/nova-massages/703-599-9209/?pid=5044268[/url]

Pics come up clean on TinEye. No good leads on Google. Different number than the Falls Church Latins I have seen before at xxx-xxx-8096. Anyone dealt with this crew before?

Notice how the standardation of ads on CL has gone neck and neck with standardation of service? Notice how many places have had mgmt changes?

I could always get a little extra, now that is almost never the case.

Prices are up everywhere too.

I wonder if someone is taking control of all of the NOVA AMPs?

Nice talent at Peach Orchard. 25, natural Ds, MSOGs.

BBBJ, $$.2 with tip. Nice time.

PC out

[QUOTE=AKFourtySeven; 1262181]Notice how the standardation of ads on CL has gone neck and neck with standardation of service? Notice how many places have had mgmt changes?

I could always get a little extra, now that is almost never the case.

Prices are up everywhere too.

I wonder if someone is taking control of all of the NOVA AMPs?[/QUOTE]Interesting. It is somewhat hard to believe that they would simply all be using the same ad design / designer.

I went here looking for Candy but she on vacation. Really the only reason to go. Out comes someone else. I could not remember her until the TS. She was at FE before. This wll suck. I held my ground at. 4 and she made a face, then gave the fastest nova finish in history.

A good provider really has heart in the business. This girl, brown, curly hair shoulder length on the other end, does not and the service reflects that.

[QUOTE=Sushi Boy; 1261478]I was parked in my car outside, two cops approached me and started asking me questions about massage parlors, etc.

Remember to be nice and respectful, but you have NO obligation to answer their questions.

Stay away from Herndon spots.[/QUOTE]Dear Sushi Boy, I was wondering what is the name of this spa that you suggest I stay away from?

Regards,

Grumpyhawaiian

On my way home yesterday, the whole Tyson's area was jammed up because of a downed crane on Rt. 7 and decided to stop by Papaya again to wait out the traffic. Since the new standard on the board seems to be not sharing too much, I will just say I left highly relaxed and tipped more than NoVa usual. The last 3 times I was there the talent has been very good. This will probably be my new go-to place. Hope uncle LEO stays away. Trusted member may PM.

Recommended.

Was at a different place today. All I really want to say is, the earth moved. Yes it was so good, both of use looked to the other and said "you were so incredible, the earth moved."

Later, I found out there was an earthquake.

PA

[QUOTE=GrumpyHawaiian; 1262331]Dear Sushi Boy, I was wondering what is the name of this spa that you suggest I stay away from?

Regards,

Grumpyhawaiian[/QUOTE]

I'm going to be the nice guy here and just say "the answer is right there in front of you".

Called today to make an appointment with my reg provider and got a different mamasan. She didn't know who (names) of the girls working. I found this answer very odd. Anyone have any info about any changes there? Otherwise I would exercise caution visiting this place.

MnV

Want to add to the post below, it looks like they might have changed hands as new BP ads seem to imply.

The provider I had been seeing was called yoyo, anyone know where she might have landed.

Yeah, I know it's a long shot but what the hell! LOL.

MnV

[QUOTE=MoonView; 1263006]Want to add to the post below, it looks like they might have changed hands as new BP ads seem to imply.

The provider I had been seeing was called yoyo, anyone know where she might have landed.

Yeah, I know it's a long shot but what the hell! LOL.

MnV[/QUOTE]Moonie,

Which Yoyo, # 1, 2.3, 4.5, 6.7, 8.9, 10, 11?

Or Coco, #1, 2.3, 4.5, 6?

Or Candy #1, 2.3, 4.5?

Or Suki #1, 2.3, 4.

PC out

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688; 1263036]Moonie,

Which Yoyo, # 1, 2.3, 4.5, 6.7, 8.9, 10, 11?

Or Coco, #1, 2.3, 4.5, 6?

Or Candy #1, 2.3, 4.5?

Or Suki #1, 2.3, 4.

PC out[/QUOTE]PC,

Isn't that the truth!

MnV

I'm waiting for someone to say,"I was trying to cum on her chest, but the quake hit and it splattered all over her face," or something like that.

[QUOTE=Pilot Aviator; 1262669]Was at a different place today. All I really want to say is, the earth moved. Yes it was so good, both of use looked to the other and said "you were so incredible, the earth moved."

Later, I found out there was an earthquake.

PA[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MoonView; 1263050]PC,

Isn't that the truth!

MnV[/QUOTE]When the girls leave Korea, they are handed a massagi girl's work manual and these are the top 3-4 names in them. Since they really don't give a shit either way, most chose Yoyo.

Unless their travel mate choses Yoyo and then theirs a problem and a catfight ensues.

Try Peach Orchard, Donna and Mesa are there and they are sweet Thai / Cambodian girls that are very nice IMHO. And as you all know, I don't spend $$ plus and return if its bad.

PC out

Is yo-yo really gone?

[QUOTE=AKFourtySeven; 1262181]Notice how the standardation of ads on CL has gone neck and neck with standardation of service? Notice how many places have had mgmt changes?

I could always get a little extra, now that is almost never the case.

Prices are up everywhere too.

I wonder if someone is taking control of all of the NOVA AMPs?[/QUOTE]I've always assumed many of them use a 3rd party to post the ads, who perhaps gets a volume discount from CL.

And there is a very simple reason the prices are up. Almost all of the AMPs closed in DC, and the money has flowed to VA. They know that, and they are not afraid to ask for it.

[QUOTE=Volvos40;1264358]Is yo-yo really gone?[/QUOTE]I suggest calling the places that advertise on DC back pages and asking for her. That is how I found her at MWC.

[QUOTE=Volvos40;1264358]Is yo-yo really gone?[/QUOTE]Looks like I'm not the only one in search of the "yo-yo"! LOL.

MnV

[QUOTE=PornoCommando; 1259738]Saw the ad for Evergreen Wellness. After calling the place and found out it's a Korean-owned place, I figured the chances of bad service increased from 40% to 60. I said to myself, eh, why not, let's give it a try.

Located in an older office / clinic building, Evergreen Wellness is pretty discreet. Went in, greeted by the mamasan (I'm assuming because she is around her 50s). Went to the massage room, got the 1/2 hour hard tissue massage for. 6. After about 20 min did the usual tingling stuff and ask me to flip over. After flipping, she went ahead and did her business. I refused to pay extra for a simple tension release so I only tipped. 1.

On the ad, it says you can choose staff. Yeah, whatever. The only AMP that I've been to that's really "the bomb" was in Atlanta. PM me if you want to know the name.

Massage: 3/5.

Service: 3/5.

Extras: 1/5 (I am a lot younger than she is, she should tip me!)

Damage:.6 +.1 tip.[/QUOTE]When did you visit this place? During the day? Night? Weekend? This has been my go to spot for 6 visits now. When I started hitting this spot a couple months ago, the door was unlocked during the day. Now lately, on three seperate occasions during the week, in the afternoon, the door was locked and no one answered the phone. I called about 3 weeks ago on a Sat morning and someone answered so I visited. The door was locked when I arrived but my provider opened it up a few seconds later. Now it's Friday afternoon and no one was answering the phone and the door was locked. Me thinks it's a one person operation and they see clients by appointment (to ward off a raid or to keep from being robbed). Anyone else hitting this spot regularly, you can back channel.

After aborted attempts with several indy providers I decided to check out the local talent at Papaya. And it's a very good thing I did. I drew Bunny, an under-30 under-5'6' provider with a pleasant happy face, natural A cups, tight legs, and a wonderful attitude. This one's a gem. She started things off right by cleaning the TS in front of me. She cleaned me up pretty good too. Back to the room, we started with some serious back walking. Then moved to a firm rub down with her on the table the whole time. After some extended teasing from the rear I flipped and we had a brief negotiation. I agreed to tip $ and what I got wasn't FS but was exactly what I needed. No fake drama. Some giggles here and there. Lots of attention where it matters. And just a very intimate session. She finished the massage while I almost fell asleep.

After a string of disappointments in the game, this one rocked. The girls here rotate so go see her while you can. For myself, I think I'm going to pull a Pimp Trick and retire on top. At least for a while. .

BTW, I hear that the operation next door (Top) has folded.

Send an email to [blue][Email address deleted by Admin][/blue] And you can get NURU for $155. I saw her today and it was really nice! She is a BBW but I think that added to the experience, for me anyway. I had been wanting a NURU for some time and finally got it. This is the REAL thing too! She showed me the bottle it came out of.

VERY NICE!

JJ

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[QUOTE=MoonView; 1264467]Looks like I'm not the only one in search of the "yo-yo"! LOL.

MnV[/QUOTE]Add me to the searcher list. Her MMS is also gone. The new one told me everyone is asking for Yoyo. Instead I got Michelle nowhere near Yoyo's skills.

[QUOTE=Freedomfighter;1265361]Add me to the searcher list. Her MMS is also gone. The new one told me everyone is asking for Yoyo. Instead I got Michelle nowhere near Yoyo's skills.[/QUOTE]Michelle was my provider on a recent visit. Pleasant but does not have the same skill set. The constant rotation of providers and MMS in this area does keep things interesting.

Went by Papaya last night to see how things were (plus at the time 10:30pm and with storm, only place still open). The therapist I got was named Jennifer. She had on alot of makeup, really small dress maybe mid twenties claimed to be Japanese (can't really tell). Body ok looking but had sag from having a kid. I wasn't expecting much but she really surprised me. Table shower was great (really was pampered). And she really could massage with was surprising. Standard finish but the only thing didn't like was her faking passion but she tried. All in all I would recommend you'll to see Jennifer while she still there.

[url]http://www.mrc.org/cmi/articles/2010/Prostitution_Ads_Still_a_Problem_on_Craigslist_Despite_Recent_Crackdowns.html[/url]

Visited HT tonight. Saw Gina. 5'6", pretty face, skinny, cute B-cups. Good English. Everything standard, but everything awesome. Tipped more than some would like me to, but she really deserved it. Seniors can PM for details.

[QUOTE=Cowlick;1265666][url]http://www.mrc.org/cmi/articles/2010/Prostitution_Ads_Still_a_Problem_on_Craigslist_Despite_Recent_Crackdowns.html[/url][/QUOTE]That article is a year old! It is a different world now than it was then!

RTFF! Then post something of VALUE!

JJ

After being stood up at an incall and going 0 for 2 calling BP providers in the surrounding area, I headed to a little reviewed spot in McLean. Moderately discreet location, ample parking. Opted for the half hour which goes for less than the standard. 6.

Drew Julie. 40s, just a little thicker than a spinner, bee / see cups, face wasn't the greatest (but then again what 40+ korean woman in this profession does?

Mechanical medium / hard massage (started off hard but gradually lightened up) w / hot towels and roaming allowed (although she wore pasties). Standard NOVA with some attention paid to the boys. Hot towel cleanup, and I was on my way. I didn't even think to ask about her menu.

Total damage. 9.