Being a smart alex with a pig
You could have nicely declined and not got searched maybe. That answer. No way I would have said that.
[QUOTE=VeryHorny; 1874857]I was out earlier today, driving along when suddenly I had blue lights flashing behind me. Turns out the cop wanted to inform me that a brake light was not working. I thought "Thank you I will get it changed at the next station, RIGHT?" next comes the License, registration and insurance. All good. Then the questions "where are you going, where have you been, why are you out here" then can I have permission to search your car?
I answer that Its none of his concern where I am going or been and this is just where I am driving at the moment and NO he does not have permission. Now I am out of car, in handcuffs and waiting on a k-9. I was detained nearly an hour and for nothing more than a brake light that was burnt out. Nothing was found and I was free to go, hell I was not even shopping at the time.
A word to the wise. Check everything before you go out! Lights, clean car, all your paperwork you never know.
Be Safe[/QUOTE]
What to avoid in posting ads
I was going over backpage in Miami and saw this post. I don't know if it is a post or a blog. I started reading and gave up. What really amazed me is that she wrote: "Here is the long story made short, a summary of the text that follows below:". If this is the short version of the story, how will be the long version then. I don't know if she wrote the piece but if she did, then she is in the wrong business. She can better use her talent with orlando Sentinel or Miami herald. My head is just spinning from part of the readings.
[url]http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/a-time-for-work-a-time-for-play-a-time-for-you-a-time-for-me-48/11413189[/url]
Looks Too Young To Have Done So Much
[QUOTE=Jan Gorzo; 1877902]I was going over backpage in Miami and saw this post. I don't know if it is a post or a blog. I started reading and gave up. What really amazed me is that she wrote: "Here is the long story made short, a summary of the text that follows below:". If this is the short version of the story, how will be the long version then. I don't know if she wrote the piece but if she did, then she is in the wrong business. She can better use her talent with orlando Sentinel or Miami herald. My head is just spinning from part of the readings.
[url]http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/a-time-for-work-a-time-for-play-a-time-for-you-a-time-for-me-48/11413189[/url][/QUOTE]She certainly possesses a lot of skills and definitely has a way with words. Perhaps [B]wayyyy[/B] To many of them. I glanced through this and started going cross-eyed so I quit.
Her skills for ED should be sold in lieu of Viagra.
Interesting way to get business. I have to wonder if she has succeeded in getting clients?
You are a Princess Joytoy!
[QUOTE=Joytoy;1877807]We all do understand how frustrating it is to have a no call no show. Or people lagging taking up all your time with endless texts emails or, just to flake. It would be marvelous if it was just that easy to answer ques and move on / between the 3 or 4 forums we are checking we also have : emails, texts, then of cause the dream it is a bunch to juggle. UGH I need a assistant LOL. I HAVE SAID IT before AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN. Say what you mean, mean what you say, just don't say it mean! We all need to realize that life is happening and although we wish that we were always the center of the universe (or at least in my head I am a princess) it certainly is not the case, just wanted to clarify some info hope you don't mind my input.[/QUOTE]Of course I don't mind your "sage" input and advice. We should all welcome feedback on our comments here. You are a beautiful woman and I have read many of your amazing reviews. I have seen some of your hot fucking, cock throbbing pics. We have never met but, hey, you never know. I might just take the plunge sometime and give you a call!
JagXF
Intuit has one also Squareup. Com has the package
[QUOTE=Hobby407;1880056]It has been used with visa gift cards as well. You can buy the gift card at most stores in just about any amount you want. Just make sure she takes them[/QUOTE]Pretty handy device. Accommodates most cell phones. Software by Intuit, or SquareUp. Com has the whole package, includes clearing house charges and reconciliation statements with your accounts. No cost with min. Balances. Dave
Photos. This one is for the ladies
Ladies,
The idea behind posting an ad here is to get business. If you are going to include a photo, use one that is current, honest and presents you in the best way. Tiny photos or photos that look like they were taken in a cheap motel on a ghetto cam, just don't cut it. If you don't want to use the nice photographer who posts here, ask a client to take a picture for you. It doesn't have to be graphic.
Ladies, I agree with this but Amateur pics are okay
[QUOTE=Exec Talent; 1887411]Ladies,
The idea behind posting an ad here is to get business. If you are going to include a photo, use one that is current, honest and presents you in the best way. Tiny photos or photos that look like they were taken in a cheap motel on a ghetto cam, just don't cut it. If you don't want to use the nice photographer who posts here, ask a client to take a picture for you. It doesn't have to be graphic.[/QUOTE]I actually prefer the amateur pics over the glamour shots.
Many times those professional pics make them look TGTBT. Or those pics are air brushed and hide their blemishes, the true size of their body or tattoos (which are are good to identify the girls in stolen pics)
I don't mind the pics taken in hotel rooms in front of the mirror, self shots or taken by a friend.
It helps them look like a real person that I would probably see in person.
However, I agree with the current pics suggestion. There's nothing worse than seeing a sexy pic only to find out thats how you looked 3-5 years ago! LOL. Take a pic the same day you post an ad, it's not that hard! LOL.
We don't expect these ladies to be perfect or models. We expect you to look as good as your pics and be legit.
As far as the phony pics. Ladies, your best potential clients do research and we talk to each other. We KNoW the fake pics that are floating around with many different names. So STOP IT!
However, I've met a could of sexy young ladies that don't use their own pics for security reasons, but they DO use pics that are very close to how they actually look. I'm good with that too, but be honest with yourself or ask a friend before you post a pic of a sexy woman 5'2 and 125 lbs. If you are CLEARLY 180 lbs and 5'7! LOL