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So a year or so ago I ran into this girl and she is the one in the ad, just bigger. Much bigger but still sexy somehow. She isn't fat but her body is proportional. When I saw her, she jumped in my car, gave me a little head and hit me with the; "Here is my room number, park and meet me there." Wasn't her room number. That is when I learned not to give providers the money up front especially if we aren't in a room. So this girl forgot that she got me for 80 last time we spoke so this time, same damage. When we met, her "sister" was supposed to leave at 9 am. So I waited on purpose until after 9 am so that we would be alone in her apartment. Surprisingly, at 9:30 her "sister" was still there. So we park and she offers to give me some head. I decline and tell her I don't want her doing anything without being paid first and I don't really like head. We drove around and parked up and went to the pool area of her apartment complex and there is a little nook where nobody can see us and I finally handed her the money and the first thing she did was try to get past me to make sure "nobody was able to see us". I stayed in front of her and told her that no one can see us but I'll keep an eye out. We started and she gave me some head, then she bent over and I went to work. It was worth it but then I asked her to give me some head to finish me off. She agreed and started BBJ and asked me to not cum in her mouth. After about 5 minutes of some good head I popped a huge load in her throat and she got so mad. She went to the garbage and threw up. Why did she throw up you ask? Because she's actually a lesbian and likes to rob people. She doesn't really enjoy sex with guys and if you meet her you get that vibe. But her greed and me being extra careful allowed me to not only get what I wanted from the view I wanted, but also let one deep down her throat. It felt great. Yes I spent more but it isn't about the money, I have money. It's about getting her to go all the way when she thought she could scam me again. Would I see her again? I would because it was a good experience physically. But she will never get away with "robbing" me again.

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She agreed and started BBJ and asked me to not cum in her mouth. After about 5 minutes of some good head I popped a huge load in her throat and she got so mad. She went to the garbage and threw up. Why did she throw up you ask? Because she's actually a lesbian and likes to rob people. She doesn't really enjoy sex with guys and if you meet her you get that vibe. But her greed and me being extra careful allowed me to not only get what I wanted from the view I wanted, but also let one deep down her throat. It felt great. Yes I spent more but it isn't about the money, I have money. It's about getting her to go all the way when she thought she could scam me again. Would I see her again? I would because it was a good experience physically. But she will never get away with "robbing" me again.

Bravo for playing your cards right sir. These chicks are always coming up with a play to get you for a dollar.

Saw this one a couple days ago. I believe she has advertised on the sister site and some of you may know of her. Text her got a response immediately, rates were 120 half and 180 hour. I opt for the half and get an address for a place off international. I arrive to her place while the person who opens the door is the one in the pictures to my disappointment she looks much older, is a bit bigger than expected (but not bbw), and while I can't confirm for sure she looked like a druggie to me. She looked like she hadn't slept in days and the room was a complete mess. I should have turned around and left then but I stayed for the obvious wrong reason. She asked for the donation so I pull it out count it in front of her and immediately put it back in my pocket and tell her she will get it once services are received. I usually don't do this as much as I should, but my senses were on high alert with this one. I get comfortable and she suddenly decides she's too sore and can't do full today only BBBJ. I tell her she can only get 60 if it includes cim or I'm out. She gives me the whole I usually don't do this speech blah, blah, blah. Looking back I think even 60 was too generous. By the way she also takes a call for another client during our session and directs him to the hotel and tells him to wait in the parking lot and that she will be ready in 15 minutes. Unbelievable! This in my opinion is very classless and enough to not repeat in my book. She gives a fake smile and "apologizes". She proceeds to give a decent bbj, but what was annoying is that during the whole time she keeps looking up every couple of seconds saying "you ready to cum for me baby?" What a mood killer. I tell her I'll let her know. Anyway she keeps going at it and I don't know what came over me, but when I'm ready instead of blowing my load down her throat I blow it all on her face and hair and then I tell I tell her "I'm ready!" She seemed irritated. Oh well. I usually don't do this unless a provider asks, but for some reason I got more satisfaction out of blasting all over her face and hair. I think I was just so pissed off. Question you think she cleaned herself up after this? The answer would be a hell no! While I'm getting dressed I watch her literally grab a used dirty rag wet it with water and lightly wipe her face and hair, she also gives the guy waiting her room number and tells him to come.

But I hadn't even left yet. Again unbelievable and very unprofessional. Will not repeat.

Notes: Advertises as "limited" GFE. Not sure what "limited" GFE means as she is no where near GFE. False advertisement in my opinion. While I've always said GFE is not required for me to have fun and is plus don't advertise this knowing you don't provide this service. She's pleasant through text and over the phone, but pretty mechanical in person. Sorry for the rant, but this one was a frustrating time.

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I generally don't like to do this, but I had an awful dream. How awful you ask? I dreamed I voluntarily hopped out of v without popping.

We initially set up a meeting on Wednesday, but about 10 minutes after I was on my way to her she told me not to come as she was going to bed.

So I got in touch with her again on Friday and we set a time to meet. A half hour before it's time for us to meet she starts texting about where I am. I let her know I'm close.

I get to her place. She works out of a single family home off of Oak ridge. Text her and she comes outside to greet me. Should've pulled off when I saw that she's gained a pouch in her stomach. Pictures are definitely old and at least 30 pounds ago.

I stayed. She takes me too the room. I dropped the donation for the hh. We both get into our birthday suits. She tells me to lay down and rushes me through a CBJ. After about a minute. She tells me to get up and just bends over. I try to hold her by the sides she moves my hands. She literally does nothing. After a few minutes I jump up clean myself off and leave.

I've been with mechanical providers. I've never had one who basically did nothing.

Will not return.

[QUOTE=DaBears58;4123949]Saw this one a couple days ago. I believe she has advertised on the sister site and some of you may know of her. Text her got a response immediately, rates were 120 half and 180 hour. I opt for the half and get an address for a place off international. I arrive to her place while the person who opens the door is the one in the pictures to my disappointment she looks much older, is a bit bigger than expected (but not bbw), and while I can't confirm for sure she looked like a druggie to me. She looked like she hadn't slept in days and the room was a complete mess. I should have turned around and left then but I stayed for the obvious wrong reason. She asked for the donation so I pull it out count it in front of her and immediately put it back in my pocket and tell her she will get it once services are received. I usually don't do this as much as I should, but my senses were on high alert with this one. I get comfortable and she suddenly decides she's too sore and can't do full today only BBBJ. I tell her she can only get 60 if it includes cim or I'm out. She gives me the whole I usually don't do this speech blah, blah, blah. Looking back I think even 60 was too generous. By the way she also takes a call for another client during our session and directs him to the hotel and tells him to wait in the parking lot and that she will be ready in 15 minutes. Unbelievable! This in my opinion is very classless and enough to not repeat in my book. She gives a fake smile and "apologizes". She proceeds to give a decent bbj, but what was annoying is that during the whole time she keeps looking up every couple of seconds saying "you ready to cum for me baby?" What a mood killer. I tell her I'll let her know. Anyway she keeps going at it and I don't know what came over me, but when I'm ready instead of blowing my load down her throat I blow it all on her face and hair and then I tell I tell her "I'm ready!" She seemed irritated. Oh well. I usually don't do this unless a provider asks, but for some reason I got more satisfaction out of blasting all over her face and hair. I think I was just so pissed off. Question you think she cleaned herself up after this? The answer would be a hell no! While I'm getting dressed I watch her literally grab a used dirty rag wet it with water and lightly wipe her face and hair, she also gives the guy waiting her room number and tells him to come.

But I hadn't even left yet. Again unbelievable and very unprofessional. Will not repeat.

Notes: Advertises as "limited" GFE. Not sure what "limited" GFE means as she is no where near GFE. False advertisement in my opinion. While I've always said GFE is not required for me to have fun and is plus don't advertise this knowing you don't provide this service. She's pleasant through text and over the phone, but pretty mechanical in person. Sorry for the rant, but this one was a frustrating time.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/florida/orlando/female-escorts/1135640[/URL][/QUOTE]I personally didn't think this was a rant, more of a detailed report which is just what this forum is for. This girl hit just about every no no in my book. Double booking, setting up appointments mid session, and even threw in the dreaded "are you close" question. While not a requirement for me but the only talking I like mid session is dirty talk. For future reference if you're interested in seeing a girl that advertises online check multiple sites. If she's been advertising for a while using the same exact pics chances are she currently looks much older than what you see in her ad. This girl is a perfect example check below.

TMC.

[QUOTE=TittyManCam1;4124380]I personally didn't think this was a rant, more of a detailed report which is just what this forum is for. This girl hit just about every no no in my book. Double booking, setting up appointments mid session, and even threw in the dreaded "are you close" question. While not a requirement for me but the only talking I like mid session is dirty talk. For future reference if you're interested in seeing a girl that advertises online check multiple sites. If she's been advertising for a while using the same exact pics chances are she currently looks much older than what you see in her ad. This girl is a perfect example check below.

TMC.[/QUOTE]A great detailed account that will save other mongers from a similar fate. Sorry you suffered through a bad experience, but just think about that poor bastard that followed you in the room!

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I generally don't like to do this, but I had an awful dream. How awful you ask? I dreamed I voluntarily hopped out of v without popping.

We initially set up a meeting on Wednesday, but about 10 minutes after I was on my way to her she told me not to come as she was going to bed.

So I got in touch with her again on Friday and we set a time to meet. A half hour before it's time for us to meet she starts texting about where I am. I let her know I'm close.

I get to her place. She works out of a single family home off of Oak ridge. Text her and she comes outside to greet me. Should've pulled off when I saw that she's gained a pouch in her stomach. Pictures are definitely old and at least 30 pounds ago.

I stayed. She takes me too the room. I dropped the donation for the hh. We both get into our birthday suits. She tells me to lay down and rushes me through a CBJ. After about a minute. She tells me to get up and just bends over. I try to hold her by the sides she moves my hands. She literally does nothing. After a few minutes I jump up clean myself off and leave.

I've been with mechanical providers. I've never had one who basically did nothing.

Will not return.[/QUOTE]Of all the years in the hobby. This is the worst dream ever. Evvvvver. This chick is wackadoodle squared.

[QUOTE=DylanX5;4120209]So a year or so ago I ran into this girl and she is the one in the ad, just bigger. Much bigger but still sexy somehow. She isn't fat but her body is proportional. When I saw her, she jumped in my car, gave me a little head and hit me with the; "Here is my room number, park and meet me there." Wasn't her room number. That is when I learned not to give providers the money up front especially if we aren't in a room. So this girl forgot that she got me for 80 last time we spoke so this time, same damage. When we met, her "sister" was supposed to leave at 9 am. So I waited on purpose until after 9 am so that we would be alone in her apartment. Surprisingly, at 9:30 her "sister" was still there. So we park and she offers to give me some head. I decline and tell her I don't want her doing anything without being paid first and I don't really like head. We drove around and parked up and went to the pool area of her apartment complex and there is a little nook where nobody can see us and I finally handed her the money and the first thing she did was try to get past me to make sure "nobody was able to see us". I stayed in front of her and told her that no one can see us but I'll keep an eye out. We started and she gave me some head, then she bent over and I went to work. It was worth it but then I asked her to give me some head to finish me off. She agreed and started BBJ and asked me to not cum in her mouth. After about 5 minutes of some good head I popped a huge load in her throat and she got so mad. She went to the garbage and threw up. Why did she throw up you ask? Because she's actually a lesbian and likes to rob people. She doesn't really enjoy sex with guys and if you meet her you get that vibe. But her greed and me being extra careful allowed me to not only get what I wanted from the view I wanted, but also let one deep down her throat. It felt great. Yes I spent more but it isn't about the money, I have money. It's about getting her to go all the way when she thought she could scam me again. Would I see her again? I would because it was a good experience physically. But she will never get away with "robbing" me again.

[URL]https://aypapi.com.orlando.listcrawler.com/post/28901719/[/URL][/QUOTE]Saw her years ago, when she was a young fresh tenderoni. Even then, she was trying to perfect her scam techniques. I told her 3 things will happen to her.

1) She will get hurt.

2) She will get killed.

3) She will go to jail.

Looks like she chose number 3. Plenty of visits to Uncle house. What a shame, because she has the beauty and body to be a star in this game.

[QUOTE=BabyLight333;4125495]Saw her years ago, when she was a young fresh tenderoni. Even then, she was trying to perfect her scam techniques. I told her 3 things will happen to her.

1) She will get hurt.

2) She will get killed.

3) She will go to jail.

Looks like she chose number 3. Plenty of visits to Uncle house. What a shame, because she has the beauty and body to be a star in this game.[/QUOTE]YES!! She needs to lose some weight but she would be a top provider and make MORE money if she stopped playing games. But since she wants to play games, I played with her and she doesn't like the fact that I won. She won't answer my texts anymore. Oh well.

[QUOTE=DylanX5;4125504]YES!! She needs to lose some weight but she would be a top provider and make MORE money if she stopped playing games. But since she wants to play games, I played with her and she doesn't like the fact that I won. She won't answer my texts anymore. Oh well.[/QUOTE]She hates providing, that's why she would rather try to scam then give good service.

[QUOTE=SCJames;4124646]A great detailed account that will save other mongers from a similar fate. Sorry you suffered through a bad experience, but just think about that poor bastard that followed you in the room![/QUOTE]Hey,

Thanks for the note and I tell you what I felt like the poor bastard after leaving that session!

To TMC thanks for the advice I should have known better. Call it a lesson learned. Fool me once, but not twice!

I'm not sure what happened but they agreed to see me and then went dark when I drove to I drive. I waited 10 minutes in the parking lot then left. Everything was fine until I got to their place then just went cold. They work together. Actually Kimberly texted me this past week to get a date which is weird. [URL]https://candy.com.orlando.listcrawler.com/post/27943563/Candice[/URL].

[QUOTE=LuvLargeCheeks;4135479]I'm not sure what happened but they agreed to see me and then went dark when I drove to I drive. I waited 10 minutes in the parking lot then left. Everything was fine until I got to their place then just went cold. They work together. Actually Kimberly texted me this past week to get a date which is weird. [URL]https://candy.com.orlando.listcrawler.com/post/27943563/Candice[/URL].[/QUOTE]Yo if you ever make that dream happen pm your fellow monger. I've been wondering if that same dream was possible.

I met this train wreck at her ramshackle hut in DeLand. We had exchanged messages on the Ashley Madison site and STG. I had seen her ads multiple times and decided to enter a dream.

The entry fee was. 375, a super premium fee and I learned that when you want it bad you'll get it worse. At arrival, I was met by a fireplug body that was better than pics. I dreamed about a PSE, Greek Isles tour, Raincoat free runs, DT, and FS.

When we went into the workbench room, and the greens were exchanged beforehand, I was so impressed with her shape and sweet nature. Then the dream turned. As I was splayed on the rancid smelling sheets, she began the grip on my manhood and asked if I had a Jimmy. I told her we agreed on BB, and she denied that. She said she only does safe, and I replied I had some in the car. I got dressed, went to the car and got my Magnums. Back in and on goes the cover for a BJ. Uninspired and probably the weakest effort I've seen. Then her phone started ringing constantly and she picked up. Probably her dealer, as by now I'm sure she had a candy affinity. She jumped on top with cover on Junior, gave about five grinds andand jumped off. She said ok we're done, I have to go. She got dressed, above my protests and soft demands that I wanted what we agreed upon and paid for.

She told me o come see her at Rachel's club in the O and she'd make it up to me. She dashed out the place hopped in her Maxima and sped away. I am wiser, never pay upfront and limit my $ exposure. She is five foot two, about 140, nice bolt ons, tasted on right side of face and blonde. Great appearance, just a thief and probably the candy. I couldn't find any other recent ads or links. I'm sure the digits were an app. Caveat Emptor.

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Seen this provider a couple times before, she's hit or miss nice sometimes and a straight ***** others. Seen her today and service was bad, had a attitude, rushing and trying to upcharge triple the donation for what we have already done before! If you hate what you do quit, no one is going to keep visiting when there are more providers to visit with a more pleasant attitude and could probably do the same services.