Massage Parlor Reports

AsianLPGAfan07-13-08, 18:37

I called back there today at 11:30AM to make a 3:00PM appointment, was told ok. I comfirmed there address and at 2:15PM while walking to car called back and reconfirmed my 3:00PM time. I arrived there at 2:55PM and parked in bank parking lot and called as was told to due so that the door would be unlocked for me. 15 rings later phone answered was told they are not ready for me yet and go drive around for 5 or 10 min. till we are ready for you , we will call you. Waited till 3:13PM and no call back. In real world when I am paying for a service and I have an appointment I am on time and I expect same. They decided to screw me and squeeze in another person ahead of me. If we are late for our appointment we get some little mama-san or psuedo pimp telling us the time comes off of our appointment. I don't know how many times up here in Mass I have been told to cool my heels and wait when I show up on time at a Mass amp. Well F**k Them. I am the one spending the money and I am old and wise enough not to jump through hoops for pussy. So in ending this is a review of A-bodyworks at 7 Hampshire st in Salem N.H. It sucks. I will gladly TOFTT any day at a place that treats me with the same respect that I treat them. I will try another place tonite.The elusive search for variety is often a difficult journey.

But if anyone in the ''brotherhood'' here gets screwed with a run around eperience like this....we need to hit this place hard and let them feel the pain of intolerance by not giving them our business.There are good folks out here that are significantly north of Boston,never mind RI.

So I imagine there has to be some compromise for some kind of quality..but where is that line drawn?

[QUOTE=Mr Robinson]AsianLPGAfan07-13-08, 18:37

I called back there today at 11:30AM to make a 3:00PM appointment, was told ok. I comfirmed there address and at 2:15PM while walking to car called back and reconfirmed my 3:00PM time. I arrived there at 2:55PM and parked in bank parking lot and called as was told to due so that the door would be unlocked for me. 15 rings later phone answered was told they are not ready for me yet and go drive around for 5 or 10 min. till we are ready for you , we will call you. Waited till 3:13PM and no call back. In real world when I am paying for a service and I have an appointment I am on time and I expect same. They decided to screw me and squeeze in another person ahead of me. If we are late for our appointment we get some little mama-san or psuedo pimp telling us the time comes off of our appointment. I don't know how many times up here in Mass I have been told to cool my heels and wait when I show up on time at a Mass amp. Well F**k Them. I am the one spending the money and I am old and wise enough not to jump through hoops for pussy. So in ending this is a review of A-bodyworks at 7 Hampshire st in Salem N.H. It sucks. I will gladly TOFTT any day at a place that treats me with the same respect that I treat them. I will try another place tonite.The elusive search for variety is often a difficult journey.

But if anyone in the ''brotherhood'' here gets screwed with a run around eperience like this....we need to hit this place hard and let them feel the pain of intolerance by not giving them our business.There are good folks out here that are significantly north of Boston,never mind RI.

So I imagine there has to be some compromise for some kind of quality..but where is that line drawn?

Look, I had an appoinment today at 3:30 and the girl amazing. The schedule with perfect timing. Not a best but can't complain. Beware of this guy (asianlpgafan not only a cop sniff around for info every place, also he's a lier.)[/QUOTE]If you think I am untruthful.

You can't handle the truth.

I have been hobbying before Al Gore invented the internet.

I forunately have had funds at disposal for these pursuits and never put rent, food, and monthly bills in harms way.

Have seen many bogus aamp s out there. I am very cynical.

We almost have to create an aamp rescue league. I do not want to see newbies get ripped off. I ve been there. Done that.

Many Aamps are unsafe I ve been to Scoffield st in Alston Brighton where I met a man who was the''boyfriend''. With a needle in his arm, I ve seen women with signs of abuse. Not just bruises from rough sex we may get on our thighs.

Seen bad hygeine. Roaches. Lice. Now we have to worry about MRSA. Be careful where you lie down when you get massaged.

I never disclosed the ''address of Grove relocated'' which recently got busted. Any folks out there who have been to both Grove Aamps know what I am talking about.

If a particular one or few don't like my posts so be it. PM me anytime.

I worry this forum will be too big for itself. I have toned my language down to prevent overexposure. My time is spent more in RI AMP land these days.

[QUOTE=Mr Robinson]Be careful guys in this forum, Cops like Bos Bob, Guest123, AsianLPGfan frequently sniff information. Fake posts and reviews actually the same person with mutiple accounts.

If you look into the pass history of his post, you will find out why I said that.[/QUOTE]Not that I have many posts...but you only have 6, 2 of which are bombs. I'm equally as careful, but can you provide a little intel. I rely on this board for info.

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[QUOTE=Pikachoo]I decided to check out Waltham Wellness. Its just around the corner from May Spa on Main St. in Waltham.

The phone Mamasan sounds like the cryptkeeper, but I confirmed that she was not the massage therapist. Her English is poor and so was my therapist's.

My therapist was named Amy and had a troll-like figure. I was hoping she was just the on-site manager, since I had spied what I think was a nice looking girl in the back of the shop. No luck - Amy was my therapist.

Well, Amy gave a very nice massage. I've had better but this was above average and she had a nice personality. She even sang during the massage. It was kind of nice.

She kept grinding her legs and pelvis against my arms and hands. It would have been arousing, if she had a better figure.

Nonetheless, it was a nice overall experience and a decent finish. An HR was offered and I did not inquire whether more was available. The massage cost 60 and I tipped 30.

I think there is a better looking therapst but never really got a good look at her.

There are nearby places that are probably better - Grove St. and Grassfields. But I think this is better than May Spa, since the finish is probably a sure thing. The environment, both in terms of facilities and therapist, is lacking, however.[/QUOTE]Met Amy today. Calling her "troll-like" is a bit much, but she is definitely not a bathing beauty. I like large women, so that was not a problem for me. Yes, good massage and good finish, even if lacking in conversation. Like Pikachoo, I tipped her 30 and she was disappointed. Said something about other customers giving her 60 (? hard to tell with her accent). When she saw my look of consternation, she immediately added "Please come again!" -- evidently did not want to drive me off by being expensive.

I saw no other therapist, and I think it was Amy who answered the phone.

After reading Mr Robinson's report stating that I am a cop I checked his reports out . He has been a member here for a whole week and his first post put down a amp in Lowell as a bad place . His next post asks about a-bodywork.com and how wonderful it sounds. When told of a bad review of the place he Jumps on here and says we are cops. He says he checked our back postings here and determined that I am a cop. WOW.. If any body just clicks on my name and checks my history of posts here they will see that in over 4 years here I have never FISHED for any info here and have always given any info I had in answering any request I saw posted. If I had a good time I said so, If not I said so. Mr. Robinson do not ask a question if you do not want a truthful answer. Sorry to have to post this but the adults here will understand. Calling some one names when you do not agree with there opinion .....well

[QUOTE=Guest123]Anyone know anything about this 40 yr old in Salem? Here's her ad.

Guest123[/QUOTE]

She was 40 once, I'm sure but that was well over a decade ago. I went to see her and begged off for a $20 tip when she met me at the door.

It's a hot day. You've been sweating, big drops of sweat that roll down your back and soak your cotton undershirt. Somehow, you've made it to the door. You think of a woman massaging your sweaty body, and you feel bad. For a moment. But then, you knock. She opens. Fuck, this sleaze is ugly. She's old as your mother, too. You imagine your mom rubbing you, jacking off. No, you can't do this. Fumbling, you hand the ugly sleaze a twenty. You turn around and leave. You'd rather have a beer. As you stumble toward the bar, you think about the twenty. Why the fuck did you give her money, you ask yourself. It's not like she did anything for you. You think of your poor, tired mother. You sit on the curb and cry.


[QUOTE=Troutman]She was 40 once, I'm sure but that was well over a decade ago. I went to see her and begged off for a $20 tip when she met me at the door.[/QUOTE]

Gentlemen,
I do not even know what this whole debate is actually about nor do I know what the hell Mr. Robinson is talking about. But can you please spell check your drivel. It's liar not lier!

Ok, so against better judgement and advice from the members here, I did the 4-hand at Orchid. Now, Orchid is relatively easy to get to and there is plenty of parking. So it passes my relative convenience and safety checks.

I asked for "A" and also got "L" (PM for names, unless you already know). The place seems relatively clean, but the high ceilings with not so high walls means you can easily hear what is going on in the other rooms.

Now, I had a vision of these two ladies passing my cock back and forth like a baton in a womens relay team at the Beijing Olympics...NOPE! Not even a casual ball sack brush.

A decent massage but no real teasing. However, the chit-chat between them was a little annoying. They did apply a hot pack on my lower back which was rather nice. And overall the massage was good. $1.2 for the hour (and it was a full hour) and .1 each for a tip.

I would not repeat the 4-hand, but Orchid is not a bad place. "A" seems like a nice lady (her hair style is a little funky) and I think she could be encouraged into a little better performance alone.

[QUOTE=Mr Robinson]Be careful guys in this forum, Cops like ...Guest123... frequently sniff information. Fake posts and reviews actually the same person with mutiple accounts. If you look into the pass history of his post, you will find out why I said that.[/QUOTE]
Damn, all this time I've been sitting here at the precinct writing imaginary posts and it takes a week old newbie with a post count matching his IQ to catch on to me. Where did I slip up?

Unbelieveable. What a piece of work this @$$hole (Mr Robinson) is. He's the first to make it onto my ignore list, and that's saying something. You've contributed nothing to this forum to date, and I'm certain you never shall. Go play in high speed traffic.

Guest123

All the new whackos in here reminded me that I haven't posted in quite awhile!
Well I don't have much to report, and I'll leave the details to PM considering there seem to be some trolls, I had a great time last month at Kismet in Randolph. Search CL for digits and let it be said that:
Massage: 6-7
Looks: 6-7
Finish: 8
Damage: 70+40

Also, did a field trip to Green Day in Waltham and got the same as mentioned by other, but with roaming. Must have been a combination of charm and persistence. :)

Although this is a Providence AMP review, it really is for any Boston guys who see Cindy for legit massages on Tyler st. I have seen Cindy twice in the past month at Wanksuk on Branch st(right off rt 146). She mentioned she works in Boston doing legit massages,no extras in Boston she said. Comes to Providence occasionally. I have had a HE and a FS visit with her. Attractive , 30's, good size B cup, lasts as long as me. Thought I would pass along the info.

[QUOTE=GravelPath]It's a hot day. You've been sweating, big drops of sweat that roll down your back and soak your cotton undershirt. Somehow, you've made it to the door. You think of a woman massaging your sweaty body, and you feel bad. For a moment. But then, you knock. She opens. Fuck, this sleaze is ugly. She's old as your mother, too. You imagine your mom rubbing you, jacking off. No, you can't do this. Fumbling, you hand the ugly sleaze a twenty. You turn around and leave. You'd rather have a beer. As you stumble toward the bar, you think about the twenty. Why the fuck did you give her money, you ask yourself. It's not like she did anything for you. You think of your poor, tired mother. You sit on the curb and cry.[/QUOTE]

That pretty much summed it up.

Called Angel yesterday and requested an appointment. I was ten minutes away so she told me to come right over. As I walk in through their door, there's a monger walking towards the door to leave. Eye to eye contact. Damn I hate it when that happens. I told Amy I had called and gave her my name. She then ushered me into her room, and she left to talk to Angel. When she returned to the room, Amy said "Long time no see."

I didn't have the heart to tell her that I had been specifically requesting Angel for the last six months or so. I figured, oh what the hell, I'll go with Amy this time. As she began the massage, she said "Medium, right?" For some reason, maybe just to be different for once, I decided to ask for "soft" this time. (I always seem to get a sore neck the day after her "medium" massages.)

It was great this time. It was an extended 30 minute tease before the flip. Better still, she spent the entire time on my lower back and butt and legs. By the time I flipped, I was ready to go. Even so, it was a nice long leisurely release, followed by another 20 minutes of regular massage.

I don't know if I'll stick to a soft massage next time, probably not, but it was worth it just to be different. One thing I've always wondered about is if they keep a record somewhere of what you requested on previous visits. I was thinking that I would wait a month or two before I return to Amy, and see if she asks me for medium or soft. If she keeps notes, whether it's listed by phone number or otherwise, I'm guessing she'll offer soft. Just curious.

In the meantime, if I can't hold out a month or two for Amy, I'll just request Angel and try for the two pops.

Guest123