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Thanks Fyvms!!

[QUOTE=Fyvms;1914597]

Ali is a quality provider that completely focuses on pleasuring the client in an un-rushed session. Treat her well and she will make you happy. Very happy.

I will definitely be seeing her again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DiverMike91;1915427]I've PMd and emailed her asking for some pi s too...no reply.. Coming in Sunday for a few monger days...maybe my moneys no good.[/QUOTE]Update. Had the pleasure of charting with Ali today..hope to see her while in town..responses were quite quick.

I, too, recently had a dream about Ali. Dreamed she was in a fairly safe neighborhood not far outside of Akron with a very comfortable incall. I dreamed that she was very attentive from the moment I walked into her incall until the moment I walked out. I dreamed that she gave the most awesome oral attention to me that I've enjoyed in a very long time and that she does not need riding lessons as she's got it down pat. I dreamed that she took the time to be sure I enjoyed two cups of coffee (YMMV). All in all a wonderful dream that I hope to repeat!

I am overdue with my report on FunAli. I was working the late shift last weekend as a grief counselor at the helpline when I received a text from FunAli. She seemed to be a little distressed so I offered my counseling service via text. We began texting back and forth and what started as a counseling session quickly grew into a flirtationship. I knew that this was a sign that her situation was becoming desperate and she needed some emergency counseling right away. She quickly agreed, offering to freshen up before I came over because she had some matter to clean up before our session. On my over I had lost her address and called her. She guided me to her humble abode and directed me to park next to her cougar. Ah, yes, a cougar for a cougar. I knew she was in immediate risk when she answered the door in a black Elvira inspired outfit. I quickly hugged her to assure her of my credentials and asked her if there was some place that she would feel comfortable to talk about her feelings. She guided me to her spare bedroom so that we could begin our session.

Next thing I knew both of our clothes were in a heap along the floor and upon the bed. I wanted to take her temperature to assess her condition but she kept playing with my thermometer. She wouldn't hold it still underneath her tongue to get a proper reading. She kept moving it around and then up and down getting it all wet and hot. And then she would pull it out and then lick and mouth it on the sides like a popsicle all the while giving me this wicked smile and look in her eyes. I then took hold of the situation, to get an accurate read of her temperature, and cupped my hands over both sides of her head and worked my thermometer deep inside her throat. I made her hold it for awhile so I could assess her temperature and found she indeed had a fever. That's when the session turned in a possession and everything was in a blur of positions and juxtapositions. The room was very hot and misty. She offered a raincoat but it was too tight for the situation we were in. So it went back and forth with another raincoat offered but it too was ill fitting. She became desperate, almost considering baring it down her hatch but we agreed on an intense oral rehydration therapy that had her speaking in tongues like Oral Roberts and Hallie Berry (as Cat Woman). I knew her demons had been exorcised after an intense 15 minute workout that ended with the evidence of plasma in and around her mouth. Overall the therapy session was very good. FunAli was very responsive to my form of therapy and even hinted that we could carry it through more rigorously temperature gauging during our next session by ac-cent-tchu-ate the positive, eliminate the negative for my Mr InBetween. And she even promised me much larger raincoats in case it rained again. I like FunAli a lot. She's kind of like the Punk Rock girls I use to date in my youth ([URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyaK3jo4Sl4[/URL]) or a mature Suicide Girls. She is fun and she is chatty which worked for me because it made me relaxed and feel at home laying in a nice comfortable couch. I would recommend her just for the two cups of coffee alone though I had more cream and tea.

Thanks Bfidaho. I'm practicing really hard to be ready to "blow" out the "candles" on my up cumming birthday. Look for personal invite.

Ali

[QUOTE=Bfidaho;1916409]I, too, recently had a dream about Ali. Dreamed she was in a fairly safe neighborhood not far outside of Akron with a very comfortable incall. I dreamed that she was very attentive from the moment I walked into her incall until the moment I walked out. I dreamed that she gave the most awesome oral attention to me that I've enjoyed in a very long time and that she does not need riding lessons as she's got it down pat. I dreamed that she took the time to be sure I enjoyed two cups of coffee (YMMV). All in all a wonderful dream that I hope to repeat![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=VampireWeekend;1916771]I am overdue with my report on FunAli. I was working the late shift last weekend as a grief counselor at the helpline when I received a text from FunAli. She seemed to be a little distressed so I offered my counseling service via text. We began texting back and forth and what started as a counseling session quickly grew into a flirtationship. I knew that this was a sign that her situation was becoming desperate and she needed some emergency counseling right away. She quickly agreed, offering to freshen up before I came over because she had some matter to clean up before our session. On my over I had lost her address and called her. She guided me to her humble abode and directed me to park next to her cougar. Ah, yes, a cougar for a cougar. I knew she was in immediate risk when she answered the door in a black Elvira inspired outfit. I quickly hugged her to assure her of my credentials and asked her if there was some place that she would feel comfortable to talk about her feelings. She guided me to her spare bedroom so that we could begin our session.

Next thing I knew both of our clothes were in a heap along the floor and upon the bed. I wanted to take her temperature to assess her condition but she kept playing with my thermometer. She wouldn't hold it still underneath her tongue to get a proper reading. She kept moving it around and then up and down getting it all wet and hot. And then she would pull it out and then lick and mouth it on the sides like a popsicle all the while giving me this wicked smile and look in her eyes. I then took hold of the situation, to get an accurate read of her temperature, and cupped my hands over both sides of her head and worked my thermometer deep inside her throat. I made her hold it for awhile so I could assess her temperature and found she indeed had a fever. That's when the session turned in a possession and everything was in a blur of positions and juxtapositions. The room was very hot and misty. She offered a raincoat but it was too tight for the situation we were in. So it went back and forth with another raincoat offered but it too was ill fitting. She became desperate, almost considering baring it down her hatch but we agreed on an intense oral rehydration therapy that had her speaking in tongues like Oral Roberts and Hallie Berry (as Cat Woman). I knew her demons had been exorcised after an intense 15 minute workout that ended with the evidence of plasma in and around her mouth. Overall the therapy session was very good. FunAli was very responsive to my form of therapy and even hinted that we could carry it through more rigorously temperature gauging during our next session by ac-cent-tchu-ate the positive, eliminate the negative for my Mr InBetween. And she even promised me much larger raincoats in case it rained again. I like FunAli a lot. She's kind of like the Punk Rock girls I use to date in my youth ([URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyaK3jo4Sl4[/URL]) or a mature Suicide Girls. She is fun and she is chatty which worked for me because it made me relaxed and feel at home laying in a nice comfortable couch. I would recommend her just for the two cups of coffee alone though I had more cream and tea.[/QUOTE

]So, she took your manhood bare back in your mouth and Let your volcano erupt in and around your mouth?I PM'd her and ask if she spits or swallows? She reied, "Neither, covered or nothing".
So what's up?
C.L.

[QUOTE=FunAli;1916008]I have no PM from you... Sorry.[/QUOTE]I owe Ali an apology..I checked my PM outbox and the messages I thought I sent never went out. When I emailed her the other day she quickly replied. Can't wait to see her...

[QUOTE=CleavageLover;1917128]So, she took your manhood bare back in your mouth and Let your volcano erupt in and around your mouth?I PM'd her and ask if she spits or swallows? She replied, "Neither, covered or nothing". So what's up? C.L.[/QUOTE]I don't know CL. I guess it's just YMMV on her part. But remember it was part of the Oral ReHydration Therapy Session that I worked her through of which I have been test and certified to practice. So again I guess I had all the right qualifications and credentials to perform or it's just YMMV in the manner of the situation. So if the suit fits, wear it.

CL, vamp brought the right therapy. What else can I say. YMMV.

Ali.

[QUOTE=CleavageLover;1917128]So, she took your manhood bare back in your mouth and Let your volcano erupt in and around your mouth?I PM'd her and ask if she spits or swallows? She reied, "Neither, covered or nothing".
So what's up?
C.L.[/QUOTE]

Diver,

You are bringing the large snorkel with you, RIGHT? I mean I do have a healthy lung capacity. See my new ad for details. Email me hun.

Ali

[QUOTE=DiverMike91;1917193]I owe Ali an apology..I checked my PM outbox and the messages I thought I sent never went out. When I emailed her the other day she quickly replied. Can't wait to see her...[/QUOTE]

I'm coming home tonight and was going to try this one. I have 2 connecting flights so I'm trying to eliminate the hassle. Anyone?

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I'll be glad to get back to ohio.

E.

[QUOTE=RoneeRiceM;1919317]I'm coming home tonight and was going to try this one. I have 2 connecting flights so I'm trying to eliminate the hassle. Anyone?

[URL]http://akroncanton.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/monica-young-and-sexyygreat-deals-20/15695197[/URL]

I'll be glad to get back to ohio.

E.[/QUOTE]She's legit but the experience is awful. She told one of the members here, DURING sex, that "this is annoying.

She's a confirmed snobby young brat. Strongly recommend you stay away unless you 'really' need to get inside that body of hers.

[QUOTE=Terak0306;1902929]Anyone give her a try?[/QUOTE]All of her reviews are in Cleveland forum.

You may want to check out the Backpage Advertiser Review section for this winner. YMMV but I just don't think it will.

Just my 2 cents.

Tig.

[QUOTE=RoneeRiceM;1919317]I'm coming home tonight and was going to try this one. I have 2 connecting flights so I'm trying to eliminate the hassle. Anyone?

[URL]http://akroncanton.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/monica-young-and-sexyygreat-deals-20/15695197[/URL]

I'll be glad to get back to ohio.

E.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MeTigger;1919341]You may want to check out the Backpage Advertiser Review section for this winner. YMMV but I just don't think it will.

Just my 2 cents.

Tig.[/QUOTE]I always forget about that section. Thanks you saved me money and a headache.