Massage Parlor Reports

Hello all,

I just stumbled onto this board and thought I would make a contribution. Although I am a noob here, I am a highly skilled and experienced monger. Baltimore is home but I have mongered in 9 countries and atleast 20 states. Ok intro's complete now onto Elite. This is a fairly new place located on Bel Air RD. As per the norm here in BALT. , the general rule of thumb being Korean places are store fronts usually in strip malls and Chinese places are in old houses on commercial corridors, the later being the case here. The parking and entrance is discreet as long as you visit after dark, you have to turn in by the tint shop and go up the hill and park on the hill top, then walk down the path to the door and ring the bell. During the course of 3 visits, I can attest that the ladies here are all a bit older and not as good looking as some competing places. They are, however, very willing to please and accommodating. Upon entry they will lead you in and up a flight of steps lined with white Christmas lights to one of two rooms upstairs with massage tables. I do not think a table shower is available here so you should bathe before going. They have a. 4 hhr. Deal going on now, (I always opt for the lower entry fee for less time) The massage is half hearted and then its on to the extras. Only one out of three times was I ask for the tip upfront, FS is available, they seemed very happy with my usual tip of $.

Hi all,

I am normally in the PG and DC establishments and of this forum. But always wanted to know more about/try Balt. But first, in your opinion, is there an advantage to Balt AMPs over DC's right now/these days? Also, I've been with so many koreans and would like to try Chinese or Japanese. Are there noticeable differences with those from these respective areas, in your experience? (beyond superficial things like appearence, etc)

Finally, are there some places you all would reccommend to me, taking into account the distance a bit.

And of course, if someone can put me on the right path, a time-saving 1-2 for someone travelling from that far who can't be driving for very long, I would very much appreiciate it.

Also, we have the sports pages of the WPost among other places to put up/find AMP addys. Does your city paper, or the Sun cover the same, in some way? PM me if you prefer.

Thanks, exclient

[QUOTE=Exclient] Does your city paper, or the Sun cover the same, in some way? [/QUOTE]

That's what the sports section is for... I could give a flying fuck about baseball:)


Bench

[QUOTE=Exclient]Does your city paper, or the Sun cover the same, in some way? PM me if you prefer.
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Visited MU on Saturday. Greeted at the door and received bill for tuition.. 7. Beautiful teacher arrived. Offered a rushed massage. Not even that good. At least she was pleasant but spoke NO english. Flipped and the negoatiations began. 1. 4 for an A on the test. Ended up witb a R&T for. 8. Very rushed, barely allowed any mutual contact. Not worth the effort and not terribly enjoyable. Two thumbs down.

[QUOTE=Craigslist1987]R&T for. 8.[/QUOTE]

.8 for R&T??? You were ripped off. You should have gotten two at that price. Maybe even a .5 for great service. Next time, hold out for the standard rate, or take your business elsewhere.

BD

This spa is reviewed both in the Jessup board and here. Since the Jessup board is so boring I decided to post here.

Have hit most of the Columbia/Jessup spa’s and finally decided to check out JS. Greeted by the mama, taken to a decent room, paid the $. 7 entrance fee and declined the unassisted shower (I had taken one at home). I asked for a pretty girl and mama replied, "what, me not pretty", which made me start stammering and mama laugh. After a short time Linda walked in and greeted me. Not great, not bad; short, thin with a little belly and a decent natural rack. What happened next was a very, very good massage with almost no talking. The massage was so good that she was going to get $. 2 above whatever we finally negotiate. On to the flip and it didn’t take long before the "oh my, you need massage there? " dialogue began. After agreeing to $. 6 ($. 4 + the aforementioned $. 2) the festivities began. She asked me to turn over on my stomach. Huh? , I said to myself, isn’t the action on the other side? . Teasing began with some tit rubbing and back kissing. Then the OMFG moment when the tongue went you know where. And it didn’t leave quickly. This wasn’t simulated folks, and I was glad I was squeaky clean. Now I knew why I started on my stomach!

On to the flip and I was offered unspecified ecstasy for $. 8. Hell, why not, I already had all my expectations surpassed with the tongue cleaning. So off we went to a little more rimming with my legs up in the air followed by BBBJ and HJ for completion. Have to say one of the better experiences at a MD spa. I shall return.

Took a ride to JNW the other day and had a rather nice session. After getting through Jennie? , the owner, for the standard hour fee of. 7, I was paired up with a nice provider named Vicky. I believe that she was Thai. Whatever she was, she was smoking!

After getting the nice massage, we got down to business. She was playful and enthusiastic. The menu had everything on it. Only a little negotiation was necessary. She asked for $1. 3 and I countered with $1 and was ready to walk if necessary. She buckled.

Looks -- 9
Service -- 9
Attitude -- 9

[QUOTE=Smart Alec]This spa is reviewed both in the Jessup board and here. Since the Jessup board is so boring I decided to post here.

Have hit most of the Columbia/Jessup spa’s and finally decided to check out JS. Greeted by the mama, taken to a decent room, paid the $. 7 entrance fee and declined the unassisted shower (I had taken one at home). I asked for a pretty girl and mama replied, "what, me not pretty", which made me start stammering and mama laugh. After a short time Linda walked in and greeted me. Not great, not bad; short, thin with a little belly and a decent natural rack. What happened next was a very, very good massage with almost no talking. The massage was so good that she was going to get $. 2 above whatever we finally negotiate. On to the flip and it didn’t take long before the "oh my, you need massage there? " dialogue began. After agreeing to $. 6 ($. 4 + the aforementioned $. 2) the festivities began. She asked me to turn over on my stomach. Huh? , I said to myself, isn’t the action on the other side? . Teasing began with some tit rubbing and back kissing. Then the OMFG moment when the tongue went you know where. And it didn’t leave quickly. This wasn’t simulated folks, and I was glad I was squeaky clean. Now I knew why I started on my stomach!

On to the flip and I was offered unspecified ecstasy for $. 8. Hell, why not, I already had all my expectations surpassed with the tongue cleaning. So off we went to a little more rimming with my legs up in the air followed by BBBJ and HJ for completion. Have to say one of the better experiences at a MD spa. I shall return.[/QUOTE]Wait, are you saying 180 on top of a 70 door fee?

Very subdued place, no name, just open sign in the 1700 blk of Eastern Blvd in Essex. It appears they have a couple rooms, probably only one provider on duty. It is a rickety old massage table that creaks and groans while you are receiving your 10 minute half-hearted massage. I have not seen behavior of this magnitude at an AMP in quite some time. Total rip off. Older provider but in decent shape, very sweet until $ changed hands then turned into a total biotch and refused service. Stay away There are too many honest, reputable places around now to have to put up with this sort of amateur scam. I would bet my house they will be out of business in the short term.

Went to JH and asked for Jenny because of the prior report of her. She was busy so I chose YoYo, a petite spinner with big nipples from Taiwan. Asked for the table shower and asked if she would shower also, so off with the clothes and to the shower room we go. After the back wash I flipped and she soaped me up and I pulled her on top of me for some slip and slide. Guys you have to try this, it is worth the price of admission. Back to the room and we both were worked up and I sucked her nipples which turned her motor on so to 69 we went. After the hot towel clean up she gave me a very nice massaage. On the way out I met Jenny, she is hot as hell and on my to do list very soon.

Not your father’s Towson. New and improved. Not sure about extras yet. Got Shanghaied for a .60 R&T, but Mimi had a great attitude and a rockin’ bod that made it worthwhile. Unsure if I’d repeat, but not counting it out right now.

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 9
Body: 9.5
Attitude 9.5
Service 9

B.D.

Very pretty girl and new to Baltimore. Younger than most. Thin with a nice set of bolt ons. Slightly better than average performance in most respects (TS, main event, actiing skills, dressing me). Massage was slightly below average, but very sensuous. Like many of these girls, she is a very sweet. Cost .7 for house plus $ for her. Nothing at all bad but nothing outstanding, except her very pretty face.

Hmmm well was reading the forum and have had great experiences at ML Bobbi is a gem I know what I am going to get. The first time I went had a great provider with shaved kitty. Thought it was bobbi requested bobbi the next time and the very next week hairy kitty. Do Bobbi and Penny have very similar features that I mistake them for each other?

[QUOTE=Baltoguy03]Hmmm well was reading the forum and have had great experiences at ML Bobbi is a gem I know what I am going to get. The first time I went had a great provider with shaved kitty. Thought it was bobbi requested bobbi the next time and the very next week hairy kitty. Do Bobbi and Penny have very similar features that I mistake them for each other?[/QUOTE]I requested Bobbi and mamasan said "Bobbi on bacation, new giul bewy pwetty." Then she sent Penny to my room. I've heard stories about men requesting a particular girl and mamasan bringing whoever she has available, but I don't think that would happen with the current mamasan when she has a hottie like Penny available.