Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Gettinanut]If you decide to checkout FT or TG, be certain to see Mei Ling! She is very polite, cute and easy to talk with. Very pleasant and a cute body! I had the pleasure of a session with her and will repeat! She likes what she does and it shows![/QUOTE]

I have always liked the AMP experience. A relaxing table shower, a nice massage followed by some nice stress reduction. I have always liked FT/TG's flat rate with no upselling. Low cost, great value and you go right to desert -what's not to like?. So what happens when East meets West? I went for a session with Mei Ling FT/TG 's new Asian addition to find out.

First off there was no "hotness" or attraction like I experienced with most of Cindy's other girls. And when I go to the AMPs for Asian girls, I prefer tall, slim, leggy hot looking Koreans like Tammy at OK Spa. Or sultry Thai women or cute Vietnamese. Mei Ling does not fit the bill. She is short and rather plain. (To Cindy's credit she did have pictures on the web site so part of this is on me, but unlike the others her face is obscured.) OK so the "hot" attraction part was missing. I have still had some of my most enjoyable sessions with girls who don't necessarily give me instant wood, provided they have a fun personality. This is where the session really went down hill.

One of the reasons I like FT/TG is the flat rate pricing and no upselling. Probably the places with the worst reputation for upselling are the modeling studios. The typical modeling studio session is a little like strip poker-you have to keep adding more tips for things to get better. Well Mei Ling must have had extensive experience working at a modeling agency. The flirt and fun factor was non existent. She was ALL BUSINESS.

She is the only FT/TG girl to ever try to upsell me. And she did so multiple times. Every 5 minutes was another constant up-sell. Her session had all the ambiance of being with a cash register or a used car salesman.

Bottom line. We really didn't click. I could not "relax". I was actually happy when the session was over and I could leave. This was easily the worst (and only really bad) session I ever had at FT/TG. It is the only time I left FT/TG still feeling full of tension and how shall we say? ahem, "a little blue". YMMV, but I will NOT repeat.

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On a positive note, I see Rachel is now back at FT/TG. She is built like a brick shit-house. Rachel is a real sweetheart, really knows how to make a man relax and is HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.

[QUOTE=Mongeur][QUOTE=Goldstien57]Sat: asked Victoria for Caroline @ the window. This is no charge house fee this time.[/quote][Caroline or Christine? Christine I know (well :) ), but Caroline would be new.[/QUOTE]Confirmed last visit - it's Christine. Sadly she was busy and I got Victoria. Maybe I was in a good mood or something, but Victoria seemed better than usual. Maybe she tried harder because she could tell I wanted to see Christine. ;)

Stopped by Hot Stone Spa for a little fine dining.

Unfortunately this time it had the very STRONG SMELL of FISH tacos. I was literally overwhelmed with the nastiest funkiest stench that was by far the worst I had ever encountered - I almost passed out. I should have used the table shower hose to thoroughly wash that stinky smell away but I did not discover it until later. The lack of personal hygiene is inexcusable.

I must retract my earlier recommendation based on my first visit several weeks ago. It must have coincided with the girls annual bath, because this time it was obvious from the pungent smell that nothing had been washed or cleaned in weeks. I will NOT repeat. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED only if you like Parliament FUNKadelic, Limburger cheese or have lost the sense of smell entirely. Everyone else should AVOID Hot Stone Spa.

I guess it is safe to say it wasn't hmm hmm good like Campbell's Soup... haha!

We should carry our own wipes so these repugnant biscuits get cleaned up before another spill takes place. :}

Happy Hunting..


[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]Stopped by Hot Stone Spa for a little fine dining.

Unfortunately this time it had the very STRONG SMELL of FISH tacos. I was literally overwhelmed with the nastiest funkiest stench that was by far the worst I had ever encountered - I almost passed out. I should have used the table shower hose to thoroughly wash that stinky smell away but I did not discover it until later. The lack of personal hygiene is inexcusable.

I must retract my earlier recommendation based on my first visit several weeks ago. It must have coincided with the girls annual bath, because this time it was obvious from the pungent smell that nothing had been washed or cleaned in weeks. I will NOT repeat. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED only if you like Parliament FUNKadelic, Limburger cheese or have lost the sense of smell entirely. Everyone else should AVOID Hot Stone Spa.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=R Consultant]I guess it is safe to say it wasn't hmm hmm good like Campbell's Soup... haha!

We should carry our own wipes so these repugnant biscuits get cleaned up before another spill takes place. :}

Happy Hunting..[/QUOTE]

Wipes wound not help, believe me. Maybe toxic waste remover. I nearly passed out from that funky stink. It actually smelled like fish had swam upstream and were decomposing up in there. If you are wondering what happened to all the fish that died in the Gulf due to the oil spill.....

If any of you mongers are crazy enough to go to Hot Stone Spa you should bring a couple of bottles of this with you [url]http://stinkfinger1.com/about-fish-soap.htm[/url] Don't leave home without it!

I needed to try something new since I was losing interest in my local favorite spot Oxygen in Tampa, so after reading your SP board I decided to give BT a try.
Thank you CB for the info and guidance ;)
Since it was my first visit, I just let things go as they may.
Kathy greeted me at the door, and after some back and forth, I passed her inspection. She then introduced me to Tina, and was off. Tina provided the TS which was 7ish. Could be better. I will defiantly ask Kathy to do it next time. I don’t know how anyone would want to skip this step. To me it’s half the fun. Having someone scrubbing your back to where you can’t reach and then fondling your package….goodness. Sets the mode for what’s to come.
Back to the room and I tell her what I would like. I like it hard. I really need the girl to work on my lower back and hips, otherwise it’s not a massage for me. This is where Tina is not a good match for me. She is short and weighs close to nothing. Even when she was knee walking on my back… it just was not enough. So if any of you out there need some real pressure applied…. She might not be the one. Don’t get me wrong, it was a fantastic massage…. Just not what I am usually looking for. She climbs up on your back and ass and slides all over… very very nice. Great legs and skin. Hmm hmm good.
About 30 minutes in, the door bell went off and she ran out for a minute. When she came back, the session basically came to a rapid end. About 30 seconds of light play. Flip. Small finale negotiation, rushed performance, and we were done. She was making up the table while I was dressing myself. On the way out Kathy told me she was very sorry for the short massage and that next time will be better. So who ever you were who cut my session so short… I hate you! Just kidding. Shit happens. I just roll with it.
So I found myself sitting back in my car with only 45 minutes past.
My conclusion? I will be back. I like the 70$/h. The TS facility was excellent. Kathy seems to care, and wants repeat business. Compared to my usual place… there is a menu!! I’m not going to give up on the place after just 1 visit. Next time though, I’m going to follow CB’s advice and ask Kathy for the TS and give June a shot.
You guys seem to have a nice spot down there at BT.
Cheers

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]Wipes wound not help, believe me. Maybe toxic waste remover. I nearly passed out from that funky stink. It actually smelled like fish had swam upstream and were decomposing up in there. If you are wondering what happened to all the fish that died in the Gulf due to the oil spill.....

If any of you mongers are crazy enough to go to Hot Stone Spa you should bring a couple of bottles of this with you [url]http://stinkfinger1.com/about-fish-soap.htm[/url] Don't leave home without it![/QUOTE]

After the first couple of reports I was planning on trying Hot Stone out this coming week. I am glad I waited for a few more reports. Sounds pretty repulsive.

Be Safe

This review posted in the Orlando forum contains some St Pete MP info.
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=999953&postcount=5032[/url]

So I had an aromatherapy session and the attendant mentions that she cannot do certain things because she had some work done on her mouth which was visable. She mentions that I can have my door fee returned and I could leave. She tells me this while she is removing clothes and suddenly I couldnt think. Long story short, when I hand her the tip, she looks at it at like a dirty rag and when I asked what was wrong, she replied, "its kinda low". I mentioned that she really didnt do anything other than a handshake and that I though it was kinda high but she got it because she was cute. Anyone ever have an attendant tell them the tip was low?? Please only PM's please. Dont want to take up valuable message board space please.

[QUOTE=Trendz Tampa]So I had an aromatherapy session and the attendant mentions that she cannot do certain things because she had some work done on her mouth which was visable. She mentions that I can have my door fee returned and I could leave. She tells me this while she is removing clothes and suddenly I couldnt think. Long story short, when I hand her the tip, she looks at it at like a dirty rag and when I asked what was wrong, she replied, "its kinda low". I mentioned that she really didnt do anything other than a handshake and that I though it was kinda high but she got it because she was cute. Anyone ever have an attendant tell them the tip was low?? Please only PM's please. Dont want to take up valuable message board space please.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for sharing your story. It sure sounds like you got screwed over. It's too late to get your session fee and tip back, but you can prevent this rip off artist from preying on others.

Since this forum is all about helping each other find good providers and also about identifying those who are rip offs, why don't you share with us who the provider was and where it was located? That way we can learn from your bad experience and avoid her. Thanks.

Regards,
CB

ps - Don't worry about taking up message space. Jackson has a bigger, more powerful computer than the ones they used to send the Apollo Astronauts up to the moon. :)

Does anyone know if the $20 is still in effect for USASexguide members at TG and FT?
Thanks

From what I recall Cindy had stated she appreciated the patronage and would continue the 20 dollar discount. Just tell the attendant "USA" and that should take care of it.

Any business is better than no business in this economy.


Happy Hunting..


[QUOTE=Loafer Boat]Does anyone know if the $20 is still in effect for USASexguide members at TG and FT?
Thanks[/QUOTE]

It sounds like she was trying to be a hustler to you and work you for more coin. You did great by flipping the script and letting her know she was lucky to get that much. I'm sure your name was mud after you left but who really cares as she was a piss poor provider from the get go.

Would you share where this took place so we can look out for this wannabe hustler?

Happy Hunting..

[QUOTE=Trendz Tampa]So I had an aromatherapy session and the attendant mentions that she cannot do certain things because she had some work done on her mouth which was visable. She mentions that I can have my door fee returned and I could leave. She tells me this while she is removing clothes and suddenly I couldnt think. Long story short, when I hand her the tip, she looks at it at like a dirty rag and when I asked what was wrong, she replied, "its kinda low". I mentioned that she really didnt do anything other than a handshake and that I though it was kinda high but she got it because she was cute. Anyone ever have an attendant tell them the tip was low?? Please only PM's please. Dont want to take up valuable message board space please.[/QUOTE]

Well thanks for the support from Consultant and Clinton! Seniors can PM. We all know that YMMV and we all have had a session that didn't go right. Wasn't the first time, won't be the last. It was just the comment that was made that kinda stunned me. Like I said, I probably gave her too much by board standards for hand-me-down. Oh well! I move on to the next and leave her in the past! Be safe people.

Not sure if it's even open. Saw this place on the way home over the weekend and pulled into the plaza to see what was what. They had a "Hiring" sign on the front door, which, if it's an AMP, is kind of puzzling (assume that is always done via networks). Anyhow, it's in the plaza with a NAPA Auto parts and a couple of restaurants east of where 580 and Tampa Road join together, on the south side. I think this is Oldsmar. Will keep an eye open, but wanted to put this out there.