At least for me, as I could not afford to scratch her GPS itch. This happened a while ago and while it is old news, I got inspired by current reports about the higher prices demanded these days. I am an older guy but I still function and if I had access to more resources I would be a very frequent monger. But, alas, my wife of 50+ years controls the family treasury and my ability to nickel and dime a stash for fun is very limited. So when I do, it is imperative that I make THE absolute best choice, as it may take many months before I venture again.
So on Thanksgiving weekend we found ourselves using our friends crib in north Arlington, as we were visiting family and friends nearby. Our friends were gone and we had the house to ourselves. It is also a neighborhood where we lived for many years in our earlier days. I had time to get in my walking and tour the old surroundings. I walk a lot and my wife not nearly so much, I had perfect cover to be away for a few hours. It turns out that there are three AMP options in easy walking distance. So Day 1 of walking I scoped them out and in Day 3 of walking I went to K-Wellness. It is great to not have to worry about parking a car and with masks on and winter hats I could hide in my bank robber outfit. I knew to walk in the back door and when I did I was greeted by a very old mamasan. I was taken to a room and Ivy walked in and after paying the 80 for an hour I was taken to a nice table shower room, the shower was ok with no teasing and with a super light touch I could barely feel her hands. I was then led to a sauna and before I even settled in I was taken back to the room. The massage starts and its nothing to write home about. Within minutes she is whispering in my ear: What do you really want? Actually, I did want a decent massage for a preamble, but that wasn't fitting Ivy's MO and I told her everything. She laughed when I told her 140 was all I had. It took a long time for me to nickel and dime my stash of 220 and she was laughing. She then said that she was YOUNG and BEAUTIFUL, (caps to reflect how loud she was) and not old and ugly like all the other places. She may be right about that as her body was truly perfectly shaped and while I would give her face an average rating, honestly I would never be looking at it. We agreed on what she would offer for my reduced paltry amount and part of me really liked it but most of me wished I had chosen another location up the street. It was quick. I was out of there in 38 minutes and when I returned the wife agreed as she said: "That was quick, how was your walk?" . "It was ok but I should have taken a different route.