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[QUOTE=RookieMonger;6727415]Wow, to each your own but the way you guys rave about her. Actually made a date this morning and surprisingly she didn't ghost. She was late, I know shocking. But when she opened the door and I saw all the sore marks on her legs and she looked like total shit, I bailed. Now don't get me wrong, my standards aren't high at all but I was expecting the girl in the pics that she sent. They were way too filtered up to make her look more appealing. This is just my humble opinion. From all the rave reviews compared to what I saw, definitely disappointing.[/QUOTE]Had something similar happen, although I left her something before dashing, for old times' sake. Definitely circling the drain and hope she makes some changes soon.

Came up to Tampa for another round GFE it was even better than before headache was amazing it took a couple tries to reach her but the wait was worth it took some pictures pm for more info.

[QUOTE=HobbyMan2013;6728715]Had something similar happen, although I left her something before dashing, for old times' sake. Definitely circling the drain and hope she makes some changes soon.[/QUOTE]Yeah, nope. Fawk that. For as many times as she stood me up / ghosted. Not just me but apparently a lot of you guys too. But again, we have senior members here who still swear she's the greatest thing since slice bread. To each their own I guess.

Hey, shit happens. LOL.

[QUOTE=DingoReyez;6728073]So I'm kinda in my idgaf mood this morning. I decided to wait a few days to do this report because on one hand I'm a nice guy (too nice sometimes), but also at my core I'm a person who is blunt and honest at all times. I held off because at first I thought I was going to sugarcoat it too much and that goes against my brand of authenticity. But I'm over it, so here goes:

Had a dream about Kiara at Oasis. This was one of my last bucket list goals before I was completely satisfied with taking a backseat and riding off into the sunset. Timing finally worked out because we were both sleepy and fiending for a nap date at the same time for once.

Got there and was greeted by the talk of the town. Beautiful Latin mami (idk if she actually is Latin, but the site says she is. Looks more white to me, but it doesn't really matter honestly. For the sake of the review she's a mami). Absolutely dropdead gorgeous and curvy. What I especially like is that her manmades don't actually feel manmade at all. Beautiful, proportionate, soft and silky. Freakin excellent.

I had saw rumblings on the board she is willing to take a trip to Greece with you. As you know from my previous posts, I've always been curious about visiting that country. She confirmed she will take a trip with you to Greece as long as you handle her ticket. I checked online and flights for Greece only cost a Benjamin this time of year. Go figure.

Anyways, after exchanging pleasantries for a bit, we finally board the flight. She eventually tells me to go faster and deeper so I did and that's when I get blasted by a poo smell. Eventually get told we need to use a new bag. Idk if I was pooped on or farted on (hard to tell in the dark red lighting of the room) but I obviously didn't recover from it. I really don't think annoyed is an accurate word, but I'm thinking, I did what you asked and then THAT was what happened. But it's all good. It was an experiment I'm happy I was apart of.

Again, I am always unbiased and upfront so here's my conclusion: is she worth it? I'm not going to let my misfortune ruin it for her or the board. Yes. She checks all the boxes on what most people want. Curvy as hell, nice succulent lips (allows for kissing but not a fan of it), very nice and welcoming personality, and also what seems to be an open menu. Obviously, got caught in a traumatic situation, but I'll just chalk it up to "shit happens. ".[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RookieMonger;6728788]Yeah, nope. Fawk that. For as many times as she stood me up / ghosted. Not just me but apparently a lot of you guys too.[/QUOTE]Guess you reap what you sow, right?

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Any reviews / intel on Alicia?

[QUOTE=DingoReyez;6728073]So I'm kinda in my idgaf mood this morning. I decided to wait a few days to do this report because on one hand I'm a nice guy (too nice sometimes), but also at my core I'm a person who is blunt and honest at all times. I held off because at first I thought I was going to sugarcoat it too much and that goes against my brand of authenticity. But I'm over it, so here goes:

Had a dream about Kiara at Oasis. This was one of my last bucket list goals before I was completely satisfied with taking a backseat and riding off into the sunset. Timing finally worked out because we were both sleepy and fiending for a nap date at the same time for once.

Got there and was greeted by the talk of the town. Beautiful Latin mami (idk if she actually is Latin, but the site says she is. Looks more white to me, but it doesn't really matter honestly. For the sake of the review she's a mami). Absolutely dropdead gorgeous and curvy. What I especially like is that her manmades don't actually feel manmade at all. Beautiful, proportionate, soft and silky. Freakin excellent.

I had saw rumblings on the board she is willing to take a trip to Greece with you. As you know from my previous posts, I've always been curious about visiting that country. She confirmed she will take a trip with you to Greece as long as you handle her ticket. I checked online and flights for Greece only cost a Benjamin this time of year. Go figure.

Anyways, after exchanging pleasantries for a bit, we finally board the flight. She eventually tells me to go faster and deeper so I did and that's when I get blasted by a poo smell. Eventually get told we need to use a new bag. Idk if I was pooped on or farted on (hard to tell in the dark red lighting of the room) but I obviously didn't recover from it. I really don't think annoyed is an accurate word, but I'm thinking, I did what you asked and then THAT was what happened. But it's all good. It was an experiment I'm happy I was apart of.

Again, I am always unbiased and upfront so here's my conclusion: is she worth it? I'm not going to let my misfortune ruin it for her or the board. Yes. She checks all the boxes on what most people want. Curvy as hell, nice succulent lips (allows for kissing but not a fan of it), very nice and welcoming personality, and also what seems to be an open menu. Obviously, got caught in a traumatic situation, but I'll just chalk it up to "shit happens. ".[/QUOTE]Sorry that happened to you. Worst that has happened to me was when I came in a girl's mouth once and she puked over my cock.

[QUOTE=BbbjtcLover;6730319]Sorry that happened to you. Worst that has happened to me was when I came in a girl's mouth once and she puked over my cock.[/QUOTE]Ugg I had that happen once. Girl was fine with DT ect but the fool apparently had a large Mexican dinner and well taco dick.

[QUOTE=SmittyQbert;6728680]Imagine being married or with a GF and coming home all shit on. Yeah. That will go over well.[/QUOTE]"No honey, you should have seen it, homeless guy who happens to wear perfume jumped out of the bushes shit on me, but just my cock through my pants and underwear, then ran off into the darkness. Damndest thing. ".

[QUOTE=DingoReyez;6728073]So I'm kinda in my idgaf mood this morning. I decided to wait a few days to do this report because on one hand I'm a nice guy (too nice sometimes), but also at my core I'm a person who is blunt and honest at all times. I held off because at first I thought I was going to sugarcoat it too much and that goes against my brand of authenticity. But I'm over it, so here goes:

Had a dream about Kiara at Oasis. This was one of my last bucket list goals before I was completely satisfied with taking a backseat and riding off into the sunset. Timing finally worked out because we were both sleepy and fiending for a nap date at the same time for once.

Got there and was greeted by the talk of the town. Beautiful Latin mami (idk if she actually is Latin, but the site says she is. Looks more white to me, but it doesn't really matter honestly. For the sake of the review she's a mami). Absolutely dropdead gorgeous and curvy. What I especially like is that her manmades don't actually feel manmade at all. Beautiful, proportionate, soft and silky. Freakin excellent.

I had saw rumblings on the board she is willing to take a trip to Greece with you. As you know from my previous posts, I've always been curious about visiting that country. She confirmed she will take a trip with you to Greece as long as you handle her ticket. I checked online and flights for Greece only cost a Benjamin this time of year. Go figure.

Anyways, after exchanging pleasantries for a bit, we finally board the flight. She eventually tells me to go faster and deeper so I did and that's when I get blasted by a poo smell. Eventually get told we need to use a new bag. Idk if I was pooped on or farted on (hard to tell in the dark red lighting of the room) but I obviously didn't recover from it. I really don't think annoyed is an accurate word, but I'm thinking, I did what you asked and then THAT was what happened. But it's all good. It was an experiment I'm happy I was apart of.

Again, I am always unbiased and upfront so here's my conclusion: is she worth it? I'm not going to let my misfortune ruin it for her or the board. Yes. She checks all the boxes on what most people want. Curvy as hell, nice succulent lips (allows for kissing but not a fan of it), very nice and welcoming personality, and also what seems to be an open menu. Obviously, got caught in a traumatic situation, but I'll just chalk it up to "shit happens. ".[/QUOTE]Only fuck the opiate addicts in the ass.

Has anyone seen her before, we had texted before in like September but didn't get a chance meet up cause she moved to Virginia. Got a text today saying she was back but I never saw a review about her when she was here. If anybody has some information it would be great.

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[QUOTE=Ejent;6723353]She was out of the state for a week or two but she's back and serving up some amazing experiences. This one is stellar, so if you haven't tried her, get on over and see what she's about. Tell her EJ sent you.[/QUOTE]I've been trying to see Osita but I've had no luck. We chatted & I even told her you recommended her. We set up a date & time but when the day came she went silent. Perhaps it was just too soon after the holidays but I'm bummed it didn't happen. She's currently at the top of my list, and I'm still hoping to connect but so far we're off to a rough start.

[QUOTE=Vandald;6731230]I've been trying to see Osita but I've had no luck. We chatted & I even told her you recommended her. We set up a date & time but when the day came she went silent. Perhaps it was just too soon after the holidays but I'm bummed it didn't happen. She's currently at the top of my list, and I'm still hoping to connect but so far we're off to a rough start.[/QUOTE]Just keep trying is my advise. She's 19 and girls that age are squirrely. I just saw her last week for $1. 5 for a half hour and tack on 2 more for bb. I usually don't do bb for health and safety but I made a rare call to do so with her including CIP. Felt beyond amazing with her riding cg.

[QUOTE=Vandald;6731230]I've been trying to see Osita but I've had no luck. We chatted & I even told her you recommended her. We set up a date & time but when the day came she went silent. Perhaps it was just too soon after the holidays but I'm bummed it didn't happen. She's currently at the top of my list, and I'm still hoping to connect but so far we're off to a rough start.[/QUOTE]Actually the true story is, I went to see her 2 days ago early in the day, and this is our first date, gave me all her info and met her at her location. She's a solid 200 for me as she's my type. Well long story short is, I drove into her so hard, her time off the month came early. So give her time for the flow to stop. But she is a must see and be nice! She's super sweet and we want to keep her around!

[QUOTE=Reaper400;6730382]Ugg I had that happen once. Girl was fine with DT ect but the fool apparently had a large Mexican dinner and well taco dick.[/QUOTE]Mine was my wife on our second date, and first time sex together. We ate Ethiopian food and she tried to impress me with her BJ skills. She screamed in 3 D into my crotch. I was so horned up we just jumped in the shower together.