Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Nbik08;5743598]Anyone seen her? I can't find a name for her to search back through the reports.

[URL]https://dc.rubratings.com/234665[/URL][/QUOTE]There were a flurry of bad reviews in November and December, I would avoid.

[QUOTE=SonChi;5744303]Brothers,

Thai "No pain no gain" Candy is taking a break, so check her out before she goes. Same story for me: super busty sweetheart, CMT level massage, wonderful assortment of finishes. I am going again this week, usual Nuru, which means I get the tatas on my back before the flip, gentle nursing, and then whatever happens.

1. 2 for rub only, +1. 4 for play = 2. 6 all in for 1 hour. Say what you want up front so it all just happens smoothly.

CFS seems to be on the menu, but not my thing.

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YMMV, I always leave happier than I arrived.[/QUOTE]Thanks for reminding me. She is leaving the country.

So I received a text from Jane the other night letting me know she had a new young talent available for massage.

Sounded enticing so I thought I'd give it a try.

Well, young hot talent turns out to be average early 40's Julia, who I thought looked and sounded familiar. And after talking to her I remembered who she was. She was the previous owner at Camelia spa in Arlington. The one that used to be legit, which is why I was so shocked to hear the place become a FS joint within the last year, but she told me she sold it. She had a very robotic voice to her. Good English but the kind of English you'd hear when using your GPS or Google translate. It's due to the fact Julia has a bad ear so everytime I tried to strike conversation it was like playing a game of telephone with 2 people. "I want a hand job".

"You watered the door knob?" "Never mind, forget it".

The massage made the the already painful situation worse. Lots of elbows. It was like having a 4 year old walking on you with roller blades. I basically knew how this was going to end but wanted to torture myself for an hour with the small fraction of hope that maybe Jane would condition Julia on her etiquette. Credit where it's due Julia is a step up from Jane in the looks department but at least Jane delivers a bomb HE. But that didn’t happen. Don't expect Julia to go anywhere near your junk tho. You're better off throwing your $100 bucks in the trash and running into a bus then come to this spa. What a disappointment.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

Nalee has disappeared from my radar after several attempts to connect. It's weird because she was my ATF and now she's completely ghosting me. Has anybody seen her recently? I'm hoping that I'm not getting cockblocked by some dude.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;5744369]So I received a text from Jane the other night letting me know she had a new young talent available for massage.

Sounded enticing so I thought I'd give it a try.

Well, young hot talent turns out to be average early 40's Julia, who I thought looked and sounded familiar. And after talking to her I remembered who she was. She was the previous owner at Camelia spa in Arlington. The one that used to be legit, which is why I was so shocked to hear the place become a FS joint within the last year, but she told me she sold it. She had a very robotic voice to her. Good English but the kind of English you'd hear when using your GPS or Google translate. It's due to the fact Julia has a bad ear so everytime I tried to strike conversation it was like playing a game of telephone with 2 people. "I want a hand job".

"You watered the door knob?" "Never mind, forget it".

The massage made the the already painful situation worse. Lots of elbows. It was like having a 4 year old walking on you with roller blades. I basically knew how this was going to end but wanted to torture myself for an hour with the small fraction of hope that maybe Jane would condition Julia on her etiquette. Credit where it's due Julia is a step up from Jane in the looks department but at least Jane delivers a bomb HE. But that didnt happen. Don't expect Julia to go anywhere near your junk tho. You're better off throwing your $100 bucks in the trash and running into a bus then come to this spa. What a disappointment.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.[/QUOTE]And saving me the money. I tried to see her last night but she was booked, and now I'm definitely not going.

Went to Kara Therapy in Fairfax, which had a lot of reviews saying that a certain Mimi will do a nice BBBJ on rubmaps. This is a lie.

Mimi has some nice tits, and she's definitely on the thicker side of things and older, but she looked pretty enough. TS and then had an okay massage to start, and on the flip we negotiated. 8 extra for the BBBJ, but it was all fake. She doesn't actually do it, just uses her hands and makes it look like it is. We did some P2 P though and she took off all her clothes, so overall I ended up happy and gave her what we discussed anyway. Probably won't return as this is the third time I've gotten only the HJ with no oral action. Three strikes and you're out. I would be willing to go expecting only an HJ and a smaller tip though.

I was in the Herndon area the other day and dropped into Moon for a dream. I failed to get a name but I was greeted by a beautiful girl in her late 30's early 40's. She had a great body. Nice set of C cups and great booty. Long dark hair. She was wearing a pink cocktail dress like she was ready to hit the club. Anyways I asked for an hour with TS and she said 30 min since it's your first time. I was in a bit of a hurry so it worked better for me anyways. The TS was pretty lack luster. The massage wasn't the best either but it wasn't awful. If you go here the massage is clearly not the star of the show. On the flip she began negotiating right away. She asked what I wanted and I asked what can I have. She said "everything". So I gave it a go. CFS. The CBJ was ok but not long enough. She then told me to stand and she laid down. We did MS for a bit before I turned her over for K9. She let me pound away and it was great. She said she was going to O but I know this is a game of acting haha. Anyways. 06 for the half hour and. 16 for the FS dream. I would repeat but I don't need the FS.

[QUOTE=Sexingit;5745139]Nalee has disappeared from my radar after several attempts to connect. It's weird because she was my ATF and now she's completely ghosting me. Has anybody seen her recently? I'm hoping that I'm not getting cockblocked by some dude.[/QUOTE]Nalee's ads have stated for some time that she's only seeing people she knows. Her most recent ad is no different. Having never met her despite several tries, I hope that will soon change. I suspect I'm not alone.

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[QUOTE=TomMcAn;5747004]Nalee's ads have stated for some time that she's only seeing people she knows. Her most recent ad is no different. Having never met her despite several tries, I hope that will soon change. I suspect I'm not alone.

[URL]https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/centreville-chantilly/20638812.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Despite my reputation and cordial demeanor, I wasn't able to prove that I'm someone she's seen before and she subsequently blocked my number.

The tides are sometimes relentless and unforgiving.

However,

Since the pandemic, I've been struggling to a find a provider whose willing to give me a BBBJ, while FS has been relatively easy to obtain, I got an itch I just can't scratch and I've been picking up too many Ls along the way.

I took a trip to Far East in chantilly hoping to find this Jenny character, but after Silks courageous review it seems she got run over by the monger train and is now "off indefinitely. ".

So I got duped by the MMS who promised me there are other folks comparable to Jenny but unsurprisingly that turned out to be a lie. Not a terribly egregious one tho, as Chelsea my provider was a young 40's, very thin, pretty sexy Korean provider. I was able to get CFS that I talked her down to a reasonable price but was quoted $. 6 which isn't all that terrible to begin with, but I know I can do better. Overall, a good time; but my itch is still unscratched.

So, mongers, if you're able to send me a PM on a reputable BBBJ provider, I would greatly appreciate the gesture.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

There used to be a beautiful Hawaiian therapist in Vienna named Apple. Does anyone know if she is still around??

Thanks.

[QUOTE=FinishSecond;5719639]I don't think she's been reviewed recently, and I think she's truly underrated.

This was the second time I'd seen her. The first time was November 2020. I had tried scheduling with her again a few times but it never worked out. She was either out of the country (she goes back home often) or she was just not responding. We finally connected over text. She's currently set up in a hotel next to Tyson's Corner. She's still the same petite, young woman I had met before. Photos in the ad are not her, but a fair representation of her attractiveness. I went for a 90 min massage and received the same CMT-level quality.

Annie had me wait a bit at first and explained that her current client was moving slow. This was a little disappointing, but I remained patient. She finally texted me to come to the side door of the building.

She greeted me while wearing some cute athletic wear. She still has a tight body and looks great. She was all smiles and she put me at ease immediately. I wasn't sure if she remembered me but after a little back and forth she claimed she did. I was excited to get the massage started, but we still hadn't negotiated a price for 90 mins. She kept asking me what I wanted to pay, but I wasn't in the mood and just asked her to set her price. She said $170 and I agreed.

She did not have a massage table this time around and explained that she hoped to have one in the future when she moved to a more permanent location. I explained that I had already showered, and I undressed and got on the bed. She stared me down the whole time and said "look like we going have a fun time. " This was adorable and really set the mood. Her clothes stayed on.

The massage was just as skilful as the last time. She used stretching and other Thai massage techniques, including back-walking. The pressure was perfect, and I would have happily gone for just the massage. 10/10.

After a long while, I was asked to flip. She continued to massage my front side until stopping to wash her hands. She came back and asked what I was looking for.[/QUOTE]My experience was not as good unfortunately. Maybe I expect too much. Rather underwhelming and full of excessive up sell that I got taken in by in the hope it would lead to something better but regretted. Body ok but it's a stretch to say the pics are representative. The search for a reasonably priced and good experience continues. Is anyone else sick of overpaying for shit in these parts?

Long time lurker, finally decided to join the forum.

I've been frequenting SW in Fairfax for a while now. Have gotten the same lady the past 4 times, I believe her name is lily? Total sweetheart. She may be early to mid 30's, nice B or C cups. I'd say above average for MTs. She's always bubbly and treats you like she knows you. I tried my luck getting FS and BBBJ, but no luck. The massage is relaxing, but not incredible. In the end, she stripped to her underwear and I settled for a CBJ that was done for 5 minutes or so before she got tired and just went for a standard HE. Honestly, now that I know they won't do FS, I want to try my luck elsewhere. Damage was $. 50.

All in all, not a bad experience. If you're looking to be treated nicely, I'd say it is worth a visit.

[QUOTE=SheltsDee;5747520]My experience was not as good unfortunately. Maybe I expect too much. Rather underwhelming and full of excessive up sell that I got taken in by in the hope it would lead to something better but regretted. Body ok but it's a stretch to say the pics are representative. The search for a reasonably priced and good experience continues. Is anyone else sick of overpaying for shit in these parts?[/QUOTE]Annie in my experience is one of the better looking providers here in the area. I don't mean this offensively and least of all not defending her but if she's just "ok" by your standards then that must mean you're eating pretty well around these parts. Maybe you could share some of your experiences on where the boys can go to snatch an hour with a pretty lady at a reasonable price?

I am sick of overpaying for shit in these parts, but the only way to combat that is intel my brother, and I got the suspicion you may be holding out on us.

Once in a while a monger will toss a juicy piece of steak like a Jenny @ FE at this den and like a pack of starving lions we ravage this meat and scare it out of the area. Maybe if we had more steaks (and more mongers willing to deliver them)we wouldn’t have to settle for the scraps.

It's not that there aren't providers that will do things. There is just no reason to offer more options if someone can get paid $100 for a HJ. The problem is that there are more spas then ever before filled with old, unattractive 60 year old hags. In a normal economy the older, unattractive, expensive providers would go out of business. But we have horny mongers here who continue to support the older, under performing, over charging providers instead of boycotting them. Do we really need to hear a review about a 60 year old woman that allowed a monger to touch their tits after the 3rd visit.

We have the power to set the market. It's not intel we are lacking, it's discipline. If we stop coming to the spas, they will get younger providers and the level of performance will rise for everyone. Yes, some places will go out of business, but do we really need 3 places on every corner? I will not continue to pay hard earned money for half ass effort and performance. I will vote with my wallet. If we worked together we could reshape the market in NOVA. The prices would come down, the performance would come up, and the spas would bring in younger talent. Time for a little vegan.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;5747706]Annie in my experience is one of the better looking providers here in the area. I don't mean this offensively and least of all not defending her but if she's just "ok" by your standards then that must mean you're eating pretty well around these parts. Maybe you could share some of your experiences on where the boys can go to snatch an hour with a pretty lady at a reasonable price?

I am sick of overpaying for shit in these parts, but the only way to combat that is intel my brother, and I got the suspicion you may be holding out on us.

Once in a while a monger will toss a juicy piece of steak like a Jenny @ FE at this den and like a pack of starving lions we ravage this meat and scare it out of the area. Maybe if we had more steaks (and more mongers willing to deliver them)we wouldnt have to settle for the scraps.[/QUOTE]