Eternity Massage Centerville Highway
Drove by this spot and saw "Grand Opening" signs. Flipped a quick you-turn and thought I'd TOFTT.
The place is clean and it does look new. Pretty lady at the desk had her makeup and nails done right, I was getting excited for her. She took me to the room and took the house for the hour. . 7.
In walked Ana. She was not as cute as the lady who greeted me, but she was short and curvy. I would say Mid-Late 40's. Stomach was not fat but just rounded. Gave good teasing massage, aka horrible firm pressure massage. Opted for oil and she was generous with it. Kept teasing and even reached under when I lifted up my rear. On the flip we agreed to $ for UTC top & bottom with HE. I got to nibble on her erasers. She had natural Cs. Playing with kitty on the outside while she was going to town on me, she said "you want to kiss my kitty. " I said no thanks, she wanted an extra $ for that. Hell no hahaha. Plus I snuck a whiff of my fingers and it was odor City. Not used to going to L1 CAMP. Hope I did you all proud.
Q Massage: you've been warned: AVOID
Hit up Q Massage as it's been awhile. I was even ok with seeing bulldog woman. But it was somebody new. She was short, darker than Asian skinned, cute, and had a nice figure. Her hips had a little shape to them. She left me to a room. As I was getting undressed, one of you yayhoos came in and was talking to her. She came back a few minutes later and asked if it was OK if she did a half hour massage. Told her I'll just going to leave. She then told me to hold on and left again. She came back and told me she would give me the full hour. I really should have just left, but my lower back was hurting and it needed tending to. However, my spidey senses were tingling here because with all this pre massage hoopla that meant she was the only person working. And she was. I had a feeling that I was going to get a quick rub massage, and it happened. Very fast head hub and no foot rub. She did do some light teasing though. 25 minutes later I was told to flip. She asked if I wanted a HJ. Told her I wanted a BJ. She charged 100. She went and got a rubber. Pulled her shirt up to reveal ok looking tits (Big B / Little C) and her pants down revealing a thong. Her BJ skills consisted of her, putting her mouth on the top of my head and slightly going down on it. Sex with Cindy from Nova a couple years ago was better than this. For some reason it worked as I was able to bust (Thank you Asa Akira thoughts). Afterwards, she cleaned me up, and that was it. 40 minutes total. No front massage at all. In fact, right while I was busting the front door opened. I guess that same yayhoo from before couldn't tell time and was back. In fact, she was not out there to greet me when I left. As always, lesson learned. I've had a better time from flat chested / flat ass Asian women at AMP than I did here. That's why I need to stick to places like Li. But you guys you've been warned.
Helen & Alice. Still at Li?
Out of towner will be back in a few weeks and wondering if Helen and Alice are still at Li? Saw Alice last time I was in town abnd had a blast with her.
Thanks in advance.
DJ.
Reasons You Get Shorted On Time
[QUOTE=USABarry;6654136]OTOH we are also people seeking good service for our money and not assembly line parts. Treat me with respect and provide what I want and I'll reciprocate. I've tapped the clock when shorted and confronted about a lesser activity fee paid at the end. Explaining that we started here and I paid for us to end here so the cover charge is less. Mama can refund it with the remaining balance of the time or room usage charge. I got 3 blinks and a smile with a come see me again request as she led me to the door. It's a equal opportunity situation. Equal pay for equal play.[/QUOTE]In no order:
1. Provider honestly doesn't remember when she started the service.
2. Provider doesn't like you (for god's sake please be clean and kind and respectful).
3. Provider is bored and wants to be done.
4. Shop is busy and provider knows she has another customer waiting.
5. Shop is busy and provider wants to eat / use the restroom / attend to other personal things.
6. Provider is not very good at her job / lazy.
7. Provider is not very good at Engrish and can't communicate with you well.
8. Provider is in a bad mood, not having a good day for some reason etc.
We should always treat providers with respect for their job and we should expect exactly the same in return.
We should also respectfully remind them, if necessary, that our expectations are for what we paid for. Sometimes we are horny and want to roll over early and finish long before time has expired, and sometimes we are ready to leave after that. Other times, we want our full 60 minutes. Just communicate that with your provider and if you get any pushback, ask for mama. Kindness (and generosity!) does go a long ways in solving these kinds of problems.