Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=HaneDales;5710959]Review here please.[/QUOTE]Can you clarify what you mean by "best"? Cheapest? Youngest / prettiest girls? Its kind of a matter of preference. There are plenty of places that do FS, but I'll give one of my picks and explain why.

My current favorite is Pine Spa in Woodbridge. Korean place, nice looking therapists, good solid massage, one of the better TS around, and FS interactions have been good. Those are basically my priorities, decent massage, good looking girl, nice TS. Therapists are a little on the older side (like 30+), but they must take care of themselves. They ask 80 for the house, 160 if you go for FS. It's a little pricy, but for what you get, I'm happy with it.

[QUOTE=HaneDales;5710959]Review here please.[/QUOTE]Campo Alegre, Curacao.

Largest brothel in the Caribbean, maybe the western hemisphere. Combined with sun, sand and beautiful waters. Unfotunatly it is closed. Do the quarantine and hit Thailand.

Oh, but I guess you meant in NOVA. Crapshoot.

[QUOTE=BigDaddyDon;5712239]Campo Alegre, Curacao.

Largest brothel in the Caribbean, maybe the western hemisphere. Combined with sun, sand and beautiful waters. Unfotunatly it is closed. Do the quarantine and hit Thailand.

Oh, but I guess you meant in NOVA. Crapshoot.[/QUOTE]Yes before they closed camp,. It was a. 3 hh and. 5 hr buffet of Colombians and Dominicans. Short flight also. But Pattaya in Thai sol 10 or 13 nothing compares.

But Centaurus in Rio top of the food chain.

Now back to our local Nova program.

Haven't posted in a while and laying low with Covid but have to second everything shared about Leah. For me it's often a scheduling issue that keeps me from going as often as I would like but each time I've seen her I've always left pleased and relaxed. Glad to know she's still there and will make more of an effort to see her. Any updates up on Sandra. Is she only running things now?

[QUOTE=WalkerC;5706226]Went and saw Leah last week. I have seen her many times, but nothing recently, but she still remembered me. Leah is very sweet, fairly attractive, nice body (not a spinner but not a BBW), and gives a pretty good message. She does pretty much whatever you want, and has never ever negotiated with me. I'm not sure why I don't go see her, I really should.

This particular visit was great, started with a very good massage. As she was messaging I started rubbing her legs and butt. So what did she do? Without asking and just like that, she took off her pants, revealing her sexy bubble butt. She continued massaging and then removed her shirt. She continued to message for several more minutes until it was time for the flip. Full menu available, but she won't ask so just tell her what you want. Again, no negotiations.

I highly recommended.[/QUOTE]

Anybody been out to C&C Wellness recently? Any recommendations for a decent rub + FS?

[QUOTE=Dunkinhne;5712565]Haven't posted in a while and laying low with Covid but have to second everything shared about Leah. For me it's often a scheduling issue that keeps me from going as often as I would like but each time I've seen her I've always left pleased and relaxed. Glad to know she's still there and will make more of an effort to see her. Any updates up on Sandra. Is she only running things now?[/QUOTE]When I called and made the appt with Leah I actually talked to Sandra. She says she is away, not sure for how long.

I think the way they run things is Sandra answers her cell phone wherever she is and sends a text to the girls working with appt times.

[QUOTE=IceCityX1221;5713544]Anybody been out to C&C Wellness recently? Any recommendations for a decent rub + FS?[/QUOTE]Went two weeks ago hoping to see Anna. Told Anna is on vacation but there is a new girl. Agreed to a one hour everything session with the new girl. I don't recall her name but she is not Anna. I would recommend waiting until Anna returns. The new girl seemed uninterested and mostly concerned about the time.

Well I said I was going to venture out to Shirlington the other day, however, with the second snow storm rolling through the area this weekend, I figured I would stock up on alcohol. So, this brought me out to the Annandale area, more specifically "lovely spa". Called ahead to ask for the famous "Leelee", was told she was there, unfortunately, just like the previous monger, I was met with a 50's something spinner Chinese woman. Didn't get a name but I imagine this is Lucy. Quick negation for a hh with "boom boom" and I'm down $. 8 (It was $ . 5 but I didn't want to make change and I always tip). Anyways, here are where things go a bit downhill. I shed from my bundle of warmth and head over to get a TS. The table smelled DAMP, I mean just a disgusting smell that permeated through my mask. Very quick TS with not a lot of attention to the bits and I'm whisked away to the room. The massage was terrible, elbow into my back and 5 min later Lucy is in CG. After that we go to mish where by accident Johnson took a bender in the cave which hurt both of us. After recovering from the injury I opt for a quick HE.

I figured it couldn't get any worse so I opted for Lucy to continue rubbing my back. I guess I forgot to mention not to dig her entire elbow into my back. I hate being rude and maybe I was a bit shy in the moment so I didn't say anything, (that's what forums are for). Anyways, about 2 min into the elbow dig and there's a ring at the door, Lucy finished up to serve the next customer.

I don't know what the rush was, she refused to do an hour, (though that may have been to my benefit as the massage was pretty bad). However, the table shower was rushed on top of it stinking and the FS was okay but nothing to write home about. Regardless, I won't be going back but I can knock "Lovely" off my list. I probably spent 20 minutes in the shower trying to get the damp smell of off me, shoulders feel sore, Johnson took a bad bend. Going to crack open a bottle of the good stuff and heal up before venturing out again.

Stay safe out there this weekend gents and remember to treat the ladies right.

Thanks for the intel. Maybe she really is out of town or just taking a break. Either way those are the top choices fhoh. Be nice to the ladies

[QUOTE=WalkerC;5713586]When I called and made the appt with Leah I actually talked to Sandra. She says she is away, not sure for how long.

I think the way they run things is Sandra answers her cell phone wherever she is and sends a text to the girls working with appt times.[/QUOTE].

I made an appointment with Lisa in Falls Church last week for 1 hour. Set up was easy. Arrived at a really cool apartment in Falls Church. She greeted me at the door in a black dress. She's attractive, and very nice and talkative. I must say, she gives an amazing massage; working out knots in my back that I didn't I had, even offering hot stones. On the flip, the only offer was a NOVA. She said this was because this was her first time meeting me. Afterwards she offered me a shower, which I accepted.

I know she has been reviewed in the past, but can anyone advise if she has an expanded menu?

[URL]https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/falls-church/18124943.html[/URL]

Many thanks.

Please disregard my previous request, asking if Lisa had an extended menu. I obviously didn't go far enough back in researching other posts about her to find I got about the extent on what she offers.

Thanks.

I got FS on the second visit.

She is really nice. Worth the trip!

[QUOTE=Sonny13;5714532]Please disregard my previous request, asking if Lisa had an extended menu. I obviously didn't go far enough back in researching other posts about her to find I got about the extent on what she offers.

Thanks.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=SlyFrog;5715103]I got FS on the second visit.

She is really nice. Worth the trip!.[/QUOTE]Picture is accurate? Total damage for FS?

[QUOTE=Sonny13;5714195]I made an appointment with Lisa in Falls Church last week for 1 hour. Set up was easy. Arrived at a really cool apartment in Falls Church. She greeted me at the door in a black dress. She's attractive, and very nice and talkative. I must say, she gives an amazing massage; working out knots in my back that I didn't I had, even offering hot stones. On the flip, the only offer was a NOVA. She said this was because this was her first time meeting me. Afterwards she offered me a shower, which I accepted.

I know she has been reviewed in the past, but can anyone advise if she has an expanded menu?

[URL]https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/falls-church/18124943.html[/URL]

Many thanks.[/QUOTE]Here's her TER page:

[URL]https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/lisa-5719339972-361239/[/URL]

Against better judgement I decided to check out FF massage in chantilly.

Maybe it's because I like a challenge, or pushing the envelope like a renegade when they are told no, or maybe I just enjoy throwing away my money. In any case, I find myself there and decided to do an hour with Lily my provider. She's average, a bit pudgy but from what I could tell a fairly cute face behind the mask. She tries to get me to do a lomi lomi massage which is 30 $ more, no 60 for 60 is fine don't let them dupe you into doing the same level of massage for 30 $ more. Lomi lomi is a scam. I'm escorted into a room with a giant sign that SEXUAL ACTIVITY IS PROHIBITED. MOTION OF SUCH CAN LEAD TO TERMINATION OF SESSION SND FORFE-yeah yeah we get it. It's like a tiny bird puffing out it's chest to look big in front of all the other legitimate massage parlors.

Massage is pretty good. They use hot oil which on a cold day that we've been enduring this week was quite welcome. It's a very open massage building, high walls but no encapsulated rooms so you can kind of hear what's going on in other rooms, something I've never liked whether at a legit massage place or not. This dream has plenty of teasing. They take the towel off and soft touch to the butt which kinda gives you a false sense of security that a HE is possible upon the flip. Flip happens and lily does a pretty poor job of covering up junior. I swear this chick was egging me on just daring me to get erect. Soft touch to thigh, belly, even tickled my butthole. All the clear signs any normal provider would give to indicate extras are on the table.

So at this point I'm tired of teasing and I tear the proverbial bandaid off and just show her my junk at full mast. Her eyes light up like I showed her the holy grail and she eagerly springs for the hot oil to douse it over my dick. Well alright, showtime.

Then the two of us stop there looking at each other awkwardly like we'd each were read the same fortune but took away entirely opposite meanings. I notion to put her hand on my dick and she gives me the N O. By waving her hand at her throat. She beckons me to finish myself. I really hate this. I've spent decades honing my craft and many sleepless nights as a teenager punishing my own dick with drunk dad energy that no mere Asian masseuse could ever hope to replicate. So I try to grab her arm and get her to wrap her hands around junior but she hastily withdrew her arms at every attempt. I don't need self service, and normally I walk away then and there but I'm a man of science, and I decided, just this once. I'd see where it would take me and maybe I could warm up lily to offer a helping hand so I started on self service and tried to feel her up. She let me to OTC roaming and would smack my hand away when I tried to get under her shirt. The whole time she would let her eyes gaze deep into my cock like it were some sort of mystical crystal ball. She would tickle my legs, my ass, and even. Tickled my ballsack as I stroked my cock.

All the while I kept thinking to myself. What is really the difference here? I even grappled Lilys tits over the shirt like they were fresh squeezed oranges ready to be juiced, there was no resistance to this, I got a full cup of her breast sitting in the palm of my hand, a bra and tshirt as the only barrier and still this chick would not go for anymore. I mean at this point it's got to be clear that I'm no cop. It's also clear she's not appalled by the sight or even entirely resistant the idea of extras. Why not make a little extra money and jerk me off? It was baffling. Eventually I realized I wasn't going to get the satisfaction of a true happy ending, so I decided instead to settle on the petty satisfaction of making this chick clean up the massive puddle of semen I spewed over her and myself. It's been a week since I last had any action so I was saving up quite a rumble and went off like the fountain show at the Bellagio.

Just this once tho. Never again. But even now, it boggles my mind. I play it back in my head and think damn I think I would have preferred she simply say no. We dont do that here and move on. What is the point of self service? Truly makes no sense, either you allow HJ or you don't. I don't understand the point of this half measure? Everyone loses.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.