Martin Luther King always said
[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;2116191]Really Jag lmao, "Spank me Jagmeister; spank me, please! Keep fucking me, please Jag Please, Jag don't stop. Please, Jag don't stop I'm cuuuuummmming!! Oh God Jag, I 'm cuuuuuuuummmmming Ummmmmm, Aaahhhhhh, aggghhhhhhh, Hmmmmmmmmm!
Thanks for the laugh.
BG111.[/QUOTE]A man can dream, and it is Jags dream. Dream on brother!
"A Fistful of Dollars and For A Few Dollars More"
[QUOTE=Todds57;2116287]Fucking awesome! I'm just waiting for Jag to use the word Fuck Tunnel and I'll be set. Thanks for the report Jag! I enjoy living my life through your dreams[/QUOTE]Gentlemen,
As you all know, The Jag has been banging providers for over 12 years. Indeed, the number is just over 1,000. I shit you, not. That averages out to about 90 per year or, 7. 5/ month. Roughly two per week. (Yes, I get checked every year for "you know what", and I am indeed, "safe").
Yes, I have experience. But I will say that I am NEVER too arrogant to think that I am bigger than "The Hobby". I am not too conceited to think that I know it all. Because I don't.
To wit:
"A man who thinks he knows everything, knows nothing".
I am ALWAYS willing to learn and to seek "counsel" from some of the Boards greatest members and even the less experienced "newbies". Yes, there are a few haters out there. Fuck them'. I can't, nor, do I try to please everyone. All I do is fuck, report and let The Board decide. I always try to be nice and respect my brothers. I will NEVER flame anyone in public. Never.
Honestly, I can tell you that I have responded to all of the thousands of PM's that I have received over the past 9 months. I only have one person on my "ignore" list. I called BS on one of his reviews AFTER I marshaled together ALL my FACTS and called him out via PM only. By his own words, he "convicted and sentenced" himself to "Jag's Ignore List". lol. Seriously, if I think your review is BS, I will call you on it. But ONLY via backchannel PM. That is the RIGHT way to do it. It is ok to call out a brother, but ONLY FUCKING do it via PM. And be a gentleman about it. Show proper respect to your Brother UNTIL you have ALL of the facts. Then, you make a decision about his "credibility" and keep everything via PM only. This is a sex Board for real men, not "shrill screeching" women on "The View". lol
I posted a lot when I first got here and caught some shit for my high post count. Just like my little man "Meech" has caught some shit now. But it all passed once I got some "Board Cred". I told Meech the same thing.
I like to sprinkle in some movie themes (see above) and some baseball references (for brother Montana77) for some of my older brothers on the Board. I realize how much they appreciate it. Clint Eastwood is my favorite actor and baseball is my first love (sorry, Marilyn Monroe).
I want to say thanks to you great men for your kind words. You know how much I appreciate your sincere kindness and encouragement. I work hard for the Board. It means a lot to me to know how much my hard work is appreciated.
AND, I REALLY appreciate all of you, my dear and beloved brothers, for all of your great contributions to the Board. I read every review and I LEARN something new from each review as well.
Todds57, I will be sure to work "fuck tunnel" into my next review. I worked the word "member" into a few reviews for brother WhiskeySours, per his request two weeks ago. lol
JaguarXF
Melissa 3, Hidden UTR Gem
Glad to see Melissa3 getting some well deserved positive run on the board. Melissa3 provides one of the best unrushed GFE experiences you will find anywhere. For guys who like tall, thick, curvy blondes (I like tall, thick, curvy blondes), it doesn't get much better than a date with Melissa3. She is also the rare young (about 30) provider who provides an exceptional GFE. Before she went UTR a couple of years ago, I used to dream of her often on Friday nights. A couple of beers for me, a bottle of wine for her and a quiet, unrushed evening of lots of DFK, seemingly endless BBBJ, and a tremendous Mish explosion to end the evening. Now those were the "good old days", LOL!
Big Sky.
[QUOTE=Rufus2104;2112990]Saw Melissa tonight. Outcall was here right on time. She DFK very nicely. Her body is not a spinner but she has a little weight carries it well soft and smooth. Just did Oral and iit was great 30 min of changing the pace until nI popped. BBBJCIM very nice. FS next time. She is UTR so check her out. She had a special tonight.
Rufus.[/QUOTE]
Agreed. They Are Both Hot and Sexy Gals.
[QUOTE=ProMonger1998;2118496]But I think Mel is a little rushy rushy when she is on her own.[/QUOTE]I had the real pleasure of seeing these ladies. Mel also has another girl she works with. I have a big review coming soon on Mel and her other girl friend. Guys can PM me for the name of her other friend that she works with. She is UTR as far as I know.
I posted a quick review on Mel in response to Little Fucking Meech's not so wonderful time with her.
These girls are real man pleasers and I rank them up there with Miranda / Stephanie and Sara, as far as threesomes go with the Escort providers.
JaguarXF.
Excellent Point Brother EE. We Would Not Like It If Gals Ranked Hobbyists. LOL
[QUOTE=Eelectri;2120087]I recently had another wonderful dream with SabrinaT (she posts on the board from time to time) I was glad that we were able to connect again since her schedule and mine are always hectic but, I must say that she is one of my Atf's and will keep dreaming of her as much as I can! She is very selective as who she sees as I'm.
Room is always clean and smells good (no smoking smell that sticks to the clothes) she is always freshly showered and makes you feel great.
Sabrina Thank, you and will see you again soon.
On another note! Some mongers are ranking the girls etc and I think that it will make them feel a bit uneasy due to the fact that all these great providers are good in their own way as we mongers have our own tastes etc.
Just my 2 cents on the ranking subject.
Thanks Sabrina.[/QUOTE]You make a "salient" point brother Eelectri. Providers may be uncomfortable with guys ranking them based upon sexual performance, etc. Though, we all understand that men are generally into "statistical", references as opposed to "abstract" paradigms. I respect a Board members' desire to "rank" providers, but, how would we men feel if providers began to "rank" us? LOL.
Can you imagine SabrinaT "ranking" The Jag? Consider this potential "review" of The Jag:
SabrinaT: "The Jag has a little 2 inch dick and he smells like shit!! I even gave him his Jag Coin back." Will NOT repeat" LOL.
JaguarXF.
Communication Breakdown. No Review Cumming From The Jag
I called to meet this hottie two weeks ago. She had an incall at a hotel near Universal Studios. I think it was the Rosen, but, I could be mistaken. We had a 5 pm appointment. I drove to Universal Blvd and called her when I got in the area. We had texted earlier that day and spoke once briefly as well. Her accent was very thick and I had a real hard time understanding her. Frankly, her heavy accent was a turn off (IMHO) and I told her I was sorry and that I would not be able to make it based upon the fact that I had a very difficult time understanding her. I apologized and told her maybe some other time. She was most gracious and said I could call her back if I change my mind in the future. That was a classy move on her part.
Perhaps someone has seen this sexy woman. I did not read the forum regarding this specific provider, so, I don't know if she has been reviewed. I would submit that she has.
JaguarXF.
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Feeling Froggy. As Good As advertised!!
From all the great reviews about her she went straight to the top of my "must see" list. This girl is awesome. Great looks, rocking body, lips made for kissing (she likes it, I like it and we did it a lot), great smile and a sexy laugh. You would think that would be enough but no, she had to go and have awesome oral skills and sex skills that made me glad I jumped up in those frog legs. Oh, did mention she is just plain fun to hang out and lick on (which I did from ankle to top of her head and it was all delicious).
Trying to find a flaw. Oh, I know. She is a nole but the great sex makes that even ok. Thanks froggy for an awesome afternoon. I will be back.