Streetwalker Reports

As I was leaving Palm with a sore case of Blue Balls, I decided to give PH a try. Spotted a brunette WSW just past Emm and made the turn. She was not all that anyway but it is obvious by now I am not thinking with the correct head. She jumps in and in the light she is probably a 4/5 on the SW scale. We negotiate a jackson for BBCIM. Ok, things are looking up. Just as I start to spew she starts gagging and spits the whole load out in my seat. Fuck me what a day. First a strike out at the AMP and then a gagging puking ***** in my front seat. Oh well, you win some and you lose some I guess.

I saw the same person while driving around that night. After making a few passes, I thought that she (or he) looked too good to be true, so I passed her by. She did wave a few cars down, but didn't leave that Hess station at all. Another rule I follow is, if the girl isn't moving, she's not legit...I may have passed up a few real SWers, but better safe than sorry. After reading that report, I'm glad I made the right decision.

Be safe...


[QUOTE=Okaynow 2001]A friend told me this story.

He was on PH about midnight Friday and saw a TGTBT BSW at the Hess. After he picked up and did the check, they discussed rates and services. She got really mad saying she was offended at how low the offer was. She was from Miami and was used to more. He then said fine let go back to the Hess, where she would not get out of the car. They she said he did not know who he was messing with and this was going to cost him. He went around to her door and opened it, but she would not get out. She was on the phone calling her friends to come take care of him. She was starting to fight him and then he realized she was a he! So he did not feel like waiting for her friends and got back in the car and started driving. She said this was going to cost him $200 just for her to get out of the car. She said she knew all the cops and judges and he was the one that would get in trouble if he stopped for LEO to show up. A bit of quick thinking and he drove to a fire station and got out and went inside. When he came out she was gone, so he drove off.

BSW well dressed, big rack, named Janee or something similar. Do not pick up. Shes a scammer.[/QUOTE]

I know the girl/guy that you are talking about on phillips. BSW, Black dress, nice rack, long legs. I was driving and saw her/him by centerfold. I offered her a ride, but once she got in the car, I was not able to tell if it was a she or a he. My rule, If I can't tell, I pass it by. So I pretrended I was just a nice guy offering ONLY A RIDE. She was on the phone and then asked me to drop her off at WACKO's. Since I played the "Only a nice guy" role, I did not have any problems. I did it for me was the face, she/he had a very strong looking jaw (which isn't always a bad thing), had a wig and besides the rack had very masculine features. Even if she was a she, I wouldn't be a woman who reminds me of a man.

Was riding down Philips today around 7. Saw 2 WSW and 1 BSW. LEO was everywhere.

Be careful, cause uncle is watching.

Sorry about your seats. I had that happen to me once except when she spit it was all over my pants leg..lol. Try rubbing all that out before you get home.

I bet we could all come up with some strange Ho stories if you been mongering long enough.

Be safe.

[QUOTE=J Man]Sorry about your seats. I had that happen to me once except when she spit it was all over my pants leg..lol. Try rubbing all that out before you get home.

I bet we could all come up with some strange Ho stories if you been mongering long enough.

Be safe.[/QUOTE]

Yeah I am sure you are correct. This was just a day from Hell. I have had bad experiences before but never two in one day.

Happy Hunting.

[QUOTE=Mighty Max]It sounds like the blonde chick is one I picked up that goes by the name Delaware. She looks hot (8 or 9) but when you get her in the car her looks drop (5 or 6).

I can't stand this WSW. She freaked out several times during our time together, and she yelled a couple times too. "Turn here! Turn here! That car behind us is a Cop!!!" I should have put her ass out right there. I did tell her to SHUT the F*%#& up (or something like that). I could kick my own ass for not putting her ass out of my car right then. She gave a HORRIBLE BJ. Very impatient. I will go so far as to say ... if you see a blonde WSW on PH... pass her by.

Max[/QUOTE]Yup, sounds like the same waste of time I ran into. I would avoid her at all costs. She had great tits and encouraged me to play with them but that in no way made up for the truly awful bj and paranoia.

Questionable

Was out tonight, but couldn't stop. Saw a new WSW out by Ricker. Looked pretty good, but had some tell tale signs of usage. Would have stopped, but didn't have the proper means of transportation for mongering. She was talking to a skinny black guy at one point, may have been a pimp, but he left her alone fairly quickly. I think he was trying to tell her to walk the 3rd, because all she wanted to do was stand by the store. Hollywood was out and about too, but has the preggo going on, so I would def passed on her. Look out for a new skinny, but not crack thin, dirty blond WSW that dresses decent.

As a genersl rule for as far as SW's go, if she looks too good or dressed too nice, then chances are she is a he. They tend to have to over sell the look. But, if you do pick up one and then start to have doubts about the gender of your new friend, there is one simple test that is not well known but it is impossible for them to fake. Ask them to see their hands, tell them you have a thing for nails or something. Make sure they have all of their finger are fully extended. If their index finger (pointer finger) is shorter than their ring finger, it is a guy! Look at your own hand now. It is true and always right.

Be safe out there!

[QUOTE=PrinceAlbertco]As a genersl rule for as far as SW's go, if she looks too good or dressed too nice, then chances are she is a he. They tend to have to over sell the look. But, if you do pick up one and then start to have doubts about the gender of your new friend, there is one simple test that is not well known but it is impossible for them to fake. Ask them to see their hands, tell them you have a thing for nails or something. Make sure they have all of their finger are fully extended. If their index finger (pointer finger) is shorter than their ring finger, it is a guy! Look at your own hand now. It is true and always right.

Be safe out there![/QUOTE]Thank you.

Had never heard that.

The adams apple, which most men have and women do not is another indication.

[QUOTE=Jax Fun]Thank you.

Had never heard that.

The adams apple, which most men have and women do not is another indication.[/QUOTE]Yeap it's true.

Saw this one on that show "Manswers" on Spike.

[QUOTE=PrinceAlbertco]As a genersl rule for as far as SW's go, if she looks too good or dressed too nice, then chances are she is a he. They tend to have to over sell the look. But, if you do pick up one and then start to have doubts about the gender of your new friend, there is one simple test that is not well known but it is impossible for them to fake. Ask them to see their hands, tell them you have a thing for nails or something. Make sure they have all of their finger are fully extended. If their index finger (pointer finger) is shorter than their ring finger, it is a guy! Look at your own hand now. It is true and always right.

Be safe out there![/QUOTE]A high percentage of gay men have an index finger that is longer than their ring finger, so, it's not a failsafe method.

Yesterday may a sweep of the westside. 103rd and lane all dried up. Construction at lane and I-10 must be hurting that area. Uncle always in the area. Head over to edgewood. Saw one tall brunette drink of water but somebody else got her. Anybody know anything about a tall brunette that works off edgewood? Head over to main and nothing again. Near university hospital was one tall slender black SW. Went around the block and I saw her through the window. It was a freakin dude with a wig. Said later not for me. Other than no action to report.

Was driving down PH yesterday afternoon around 2:30ish on my way to the Old City. Took the scenic route to check gas prices cause they are much cheaper there than in my neighborhood. Now, I knew from reading posts on here that the area around Wallyworld on PH near Emerson has some SW traffic from time to time. Now, I have no clue if what I saw has been reported on here, but my God. If ever there was a definition of nasty, that SW was it. WSW, from the faraway looks maybe late 40's, early 50's. Whitish hair, blue jean shorts and a white tank top pulled halfway up just below the headlights. She walked around with her gut hanging out, back curved. And someone actually picked her up. Yuck. Saw another WSW by the brake place in a brown dress, but had my share of atrociousness for one day.

gay men have a genetic defect, and not true male genetically, the ring finger will be longer than the index finger. Barring surgical intervention of course.

Nemo

[QUOTE=Thirtn]A high percentage of gay men have an index finger that is longer than their ring finger, so, it's not a failsafe method.[/QUOTE]