Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Northsideman; 1190222]Sometimes in life things happen so fast you don't realize what's happening until it's over. Please read the following cautionary (and hopefully entertaining) tale ("Freckle Freak" if you're reading pay extra special attention!) :

This should have raised SEVERAL red flags but it didn't, my weakness for redheads prevailing (are you still listening "Freckle Freak"?).

Avoid Kelly at all costs! Senior Members can PM for her digits just to be sure you're staying away from her. [/QUOTE]Northsideman,

I don't think it's your fault at all. It wasn't my fault about what happened at Silk. We did nothing wrong. It wasn't that they meant to take advantage of us. They both really cared for us. The hotels were full (lot's of visitors in town). Her daughter was fired from the hotel at the last minute. The neighbor ripped her off and she was to embarrassed to tell you. See we did nothing wrong. However there is one thing in common.

It's the fucking name, Kelly! Kelly's just use and abuse us poor older, fat, bald, gentlemen. All we want is love, affection, companionship, someone to share our twilight years with. A little sex now and then would be nice. But NO Kelly's just have that keeeeen sense about guys like you and me. Use and abuse us didn't they. Well the next time a dancer, stripper provider or any other woman in the biz intrroduces herself as Kelly. I will smack her before she does me wrong. You see I have NEVER been taken by a Amy, Ann, Annabel, Angela, Angel, Audry, Audrey, Autumn, Anna, Beatrice, well you know where I am going with this.

FF.

PS. NM, Don't you just hate what freckles make you do! The Freckles made me do it!

Freckle Freak:

Thanks for your hilarious response to my post about Kelly! Yes, you're right none of what happened was poor Kelly's fault. It wasn't her fault that ALL of her relatives just happened to have car trouble on the very same night they needed to be driven to their Bible study meetings. It wasn't Kelly's fault that she got an earache and I had to drive her to CVS (maybe it was the loud heavy metal and rap music at her former employer's). It wasn't Kelly's fault that even in this day and age some motels are so unprofitable that they can't afford computers. It wasn't Kelly's fault that she reprimanded me; I treated her terrible and had it coming, especially since I pracically had to force her to accept all the cash I gave her!

Freckle Freak, I'm trying to PM you (re: some other speckled birds). But your mailbox is full so please clear some space for me, you'll be glad you did.

I don't go to a lot of clubs locally. Although I do hit a few while traveling and most of the cities I go to have better clubs than what I've seen here.

I had some downtime the other day and thought I'd give a couple clubs a try based on some reports I'd read.

First was Patty's (Evening). There were 4-5 girls working. None were better than a 6. I didn't see much going on other than some locals that were hanging out drinking and dancing. The waitress (about a 2) even danced but fully clothed. Recommended: NO.

I visited BBF during the day the next day. I had business downtown earlier so when I got there it was just before noon. No dancers yet, so I took the opportunity to eat lunch. Not that great, but it filled a void. When the girls started dancing I moved from the bar to a table near the dance area and watched. There were several guys getting dances, even by 12:05.

One dancer caught my eye and I tipped at the stage and she said she'd come see me but had a dance before me. When she came by I didn't even wait for her to sit down. I just got up and said lets go dance. We started in the $10 room. The $100 room was occupied and I wanted to see how her skills were first. I liked what I saw (and felt) so I said lets go to the $20 room. Once in there, she drew the curtain and started back again. This girl knew the game and we both had the same goal in mind. Two and a half songs later I was much happier and let her know that she did a good job. P* sat and talked for the rest of the song and into the next one and never asked about the money. I paid her, of course, but it was nice to not feel hustled. Nor did she ask for a tip like many that I've seen at Dancers in the past.

I'll be going back for sure, when time permits.

I'm looking forward to visiting BBF this weekend. I haven't been for awhile. I've been doing this thing called "dating" the last couple of weekends. You take this female out and spend a lot of money on her and pretend what she's talking about is really fascinating. Then you don't get a lapdance or a massage but if she likes you she might tolerate a hug and then let you take her out again and spend more money on her. I think this "dating" thing must've been invented by women.

Have had some fun at Babes East lately. If you sweet talk Morgan (5:30-11) and buy here a drink she will get freaky in the back. Wouldn't mind take out with Paige if it was available. Gemini is an interesting girl, I think take out is on the menu but she might not like us older guys as she is young, but money talks. Chloe is fun in the back room, but she talks way too much. I don't know how she breaths when she continuosly talks. Diamond gives very good dances in the back. On a side note, wish the bartender at Harem House gave dances, I think she is hot.

[QUOTE=Roy Cat;1192749]I'm looking forward to visiting BBF this weekend. I haven't been for awhile. I've been doing this thing called "dating" the last couple of weekends. You take this female out and spend a lot of money on her and pretend what she's talking about is really fascinating. Then you don't get a lapdance or a massage but if she likes you she might tolerate a hug and then let you take her out again and spend more money on her. I think this "dating" thing must've been invented by women.[/QUOTE]Are you saying that you are meeting a strip dancer out of the club? How much you pay?

What is the current price for lap dance at BBF? Is that still $12 before 7:00?

Hi guys,

I am from out of town and will be coming up in a few weeks and looking for some fun. I am staying downtown and hear a little about the red garter. Can anyone give me some reviews are recommend some other place close by?

Thanks

On the advice of other forum posters, I have tried BBF a few times now. I used to consider myself a loyal PT customer. Now I have switched. The $13 private dance area is a lot of fun with every girl I have tried. There are a lot more hot dancers. Even saw some of the hottest from PTs working here now. Was advised not to waste money on the $20 dances. Have visited the private $200 room a few times and the entertainers all understand how to earn tips. The only down side is that the popularity of the club keep it very crowded. Patience, tipping large at stage are both very important.

[QUOTE=Oreo1941; 1193324]Hi guys,

I am from out of town and will be coming up in a few weeks and looking for some fun. I am staying downtown and hear a little about the red garter. Can anyone give me some reviews are recommend some other place close by?

Thanks[/QUOTE]Red Garter blows. The $20 lap dances suck and the room upstairs is a money pit! Get a taxi and have them take you to Brads Brass Flamingo. It's like 7 minutes from downtown.

I drove the garter yesterday with the intention of checking it out, had not been in there for 3 or 4 years. To look at the front door at 12PM, I could not tell if the club was open or not. Well, because of the one way traffic and a little construction, I got discouraged and did not go back around.

On another note, I stopped in at Lace right around 11:15am. The music was on but the stage was empty.

I asked the desirable bar tender if they were serving lunch. She went in back then returned to say the cook was late. Said thanks and showed my back to her on the way out.

I f*ed up. I wasn't two minutes down the road before the ". I shoulda" alarms went off.

I shoulda asked the bartender to join me in the private room.

It would have been interesting to find out if she could have shaken and stirred me.

[QUOTE=IndianaGuy68;1194197]Red Garter blows. The $20 lap dances suck and the room upstairs is a money pit! Get a taxi and have them take you to Brads Brass Flamingo. It's like 7 minutes from downtown.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=IndianaGuy68;1194197]Red Garter blows. The $20 lap dances suck and the room upstairs is a money pit! Get a taxi and have them take you to Brads Brass Flamingo. It's like 7 minutes from downtown.[/QUOTE]Excellent information for any out of towner visiting our city. Instead of wikipedia, this is like stripperpedia. I would add one thing. There's a bouncer guy sitting at the exit of the main lap dance area at BBF who collects a couple bucks (recently three) for each dance you had and who also kind of watches the area. If you and your girl are sitting right next to him and you go further than allowed he'll yell at you to stop. So, if you can, sit further away. You'll get a better dance. Out of sight, out of mind. Actually the bouncer probably doesn't really care what the girls and the customers do but he has to pretend to care and not allow anything to happen right under his nose that would get the club in trouble with local LE.

[QUOTE=Roy Cat;1194262]Excellent information for any out of towner visiting our city. Instead of wikipedia, this is like stripperpedia. I would add one thing. There's a bouncer guy sitting at the exit of the main lap dance area at BBF who collects a couple bucks (recently three) for each dance you had and who also kind of watches the area. If you and your girl are sitting right next to him and you go further than allowed he'll yell at you to stop. So, if you can, sit further away. You'll get a better dance. Out of sight, out of mind. Actually the bouncer probably doesn't really care what the girls and the customers do but he has to pretend to care and not allow anything to happen right under his nose that would get the club in trouble with local LE.[/QUOTE]I'm referring to the guy sitting at the exit of the main lap dance area at BBF. Most of the times it was the same guy. (While yesterday it looked liked another guy new to me, fat bald with glasses. I am not talking about this guy.)

I once had an argument with him, since both I and my ATF dancer thought it was 3 dances but he insisted that it was 4. It is not at all about the a few bucks, but that mismatch sounded as if I under paid my dancer!

Actually I always try to arrive at around 5:00 pm, when the night shift just starts (as my ATF works night shifts) , and ask couch dance before 7:00 pm in order to avoid both the additional charge and especially that guy. Even not for the sake of my ATF, I still find 5:00-9:00 pm is the best time to visit: the club is slow before 5:00pm and the day shift girls are generally not as attractive; after 9:00 pm or 10:00 pm the club is too crowded that it is hard to get a seat, not to mention get long accompany from your dancer.

[QUOTE=Jamesn;1192834]What is the current price for lap dance at BBF? Is that still $12 before 7:00?[/QUOTE]Just for the record: though the security man at the main entrance told me it was $10, my dancer still said it was $12. (as for the price before 7:00pm)

I tend to believe her, since it is very unlikely that price would go back to $10 after April. Such things are most likely one-way.

Thanks for the info.

QUOTE=IndianaGuy68; 1194197]Red Garter blows. The $20 lap dances suck and the room upstairs is a money pit! Get a taxi and have them take you to Brads Brass Flamingo. It's like 7 minutes from downtown. [/QUOTE]