Streetwalker Reports

Sunday night did not have much to offer on all sections of town. I saw BJ the WSW at Sullivant and Central. She looked OK from a distance. But the rain and dark obscured the fact she looked like one of CookyJar's models. Here is what happened:

Humpty: Hi, my name is Humpty, pronounced with an umpty. Whats yours?

BJ: Im BJ. Can I get a ride?

Humpty: Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else!
(drives off)

BJ: Fucking asshole!

SWs know that "I thought you were someone else" means "you are too ugly, sorry!" What other good rejection lines do you dudes use?

So anyhow, I noticed Jackson has had to show the posting guidelines since some of you are freaking out about my reports. I already told you folks I am clean as a whistle and I am tested all the time. Oh, and Barond, I usually just go to the bathroom at UDF, Speedway or whatever and use warm water to wash my dingaling off. You don't want a girl to taste or smell the girl you did previously! Usually the girls take the nut with no objection. Because my seed is the best. I know that 100 years from now I will be united with all of my children in the Kingdom of Heaven.

[QUOTE=Azztro]Yo Barond, Why do all of your posts focus on Humpty and his ejaculate. Sounds like you really want to feel him spewing inside of you. Please send him a PM and keep that obsession of yours off this board.[/QUOTE]Your right. I just keep laughin my ass off that the dude alleges to just blow his load into streetwalkers with such nonchalant arrogance. Its funny to me that he desires to breed with these ladies, but I pledge to not make additional comments and will stick to the subject matter of the boards.

I saw Tamara Folden at Columbus and Parsons. Her looks have slipped a bit. Gave me her number. I would have still creampied her but I was in a hurry to get someplace else. I'll call her later and give you dudes an update.

I also saw Star at Sully and Clarendon. She has packed on a little weight! Also are her upper teeth missing?

Picked up heather saturday afternoon. She stays with stepdad and sister off of sully on davis. I hadn't seen her since we went on a road trip together. But it was a good gfe time. I do have digits.

[QUOTE=Baxter35]Did any happen to dee the BSW on Cleveland ave & between Hudson and the Library between 12 and 1 pm? She had the eye was walking large streches of the street. She was wearing white pants and a light brown suede jacket between 25 and 30 smoking hot and nice build let me kjnow if anyone knows anything? Saw a couple people stop and talk but nothing? She was walking up and down cleveland way to far to be Loe.[/QUOTE]I stopped and talked to her for a minute.She wanted to give me a private dance at her house for $25. I asked her to give me a private dance in the back seat of the car. Says she's been dancing for 11 years. Wouldn't give me her name. says she dances at the Dollhouse on Karl Rd. I passed.

I got tested at the Columbus AIDS Task Force. Coincidentally, its World AIDS Day. They gave me about 3 dozen condoms, which I'm not going to use, I just give them to the ladies. I would encourage everyone to do the same. Besides, I want my seed to have the least competition possible.

So anyhow, guess what my results were? Anyone care to guess? I don't even know why I bothered. 300 SWs later and I am zestfully clean.

Not so much street action in the daytime. Noticed a dude in a red car with Star in the passenger seat. Nothing going on in the Shorth North. I did see a pretty WSW on Hudson, but did not stop since I was attending to other matters. Tamara's number is not working.

Hey guys,

Been awhile since my last post. I've been reading but not much hunting on my behalf. I was up on the north side toay, saw a wsw on cleveland between 17th and 20th at the bus stop. She used to be out west on braod very good on skill for a Jackson, rolled around to pick her up but gone. I cant believe home slow it is out here.

[QUOTE=Niteryder]Picked up heather saturday afternoon. She stays with stepdad and sister off of sully on davis. I hadn't seen her since we went on a road trip together. But it was a good gfe time. I do have digits.[/QUOTE]Hey can you send me heathers digits?

The kids who did this posted some hilarious shit. Apparently they think my reports are fake? 500 posts of useful, awesome reports speak for themselves, and of course I have shared numbers and whatnot so anyone with a brain knows whats going on. Anyhow, my reports are true and I am disease free.

[url]http://encyclopediadramatica.com/USASexGuide_Forum#Hoho_Creampie[/url]

I was in tears with laughter.

[QUOTE=Humpty Dumpty]

I also saw Star at Sully and Clarendon. She has packed on a little weight! Also are her upper teeth missing?[/QUOTE]

No, she doesn't seem to be missing any teeth. However - she has gained a little weight . . . she's with child!!!

[QUOTE=Fromtheback]No, she doesn't seem to be missing any teeth. However - she has gained a little weight . . . she's with child!!![/QUOTE]Well that wasn't me!

[QUOTE=Fromtheback]No, she doesn't seem to be missing any teeth. However - she has gained a little weight . . . she's with child!!![/QUOTE]

She pregnant again to, so somebody is having fun with her.

[QUOTE=Humpty Dumpty]I got tested at the Columbus AIDS Task Force. Coincidentally, its World AIDS Day. They gave me about 3 dozen condoms, which I'm not going to use, I just give them to the ladies. I would encourage everyone to do the same. Besides, I want my seed to have the least competition possible.

So anyhow, guess what my results were? Anyone care to guess? I don't even know why I bothered. 300 SWs later and I am zestfully clean.

Not so much street action in the daytime. Noticed a dude in a red car with Star in the passenger seat. Nothing going on in the Shorth North. I did see a pretty WSW on Hudson, but did not stop since I was attending to other matters. Tamara's number is not working.[/QUOTE]Humoty quit lying. Either your saying this for t he fun of it

Or

You have AIDS and trying to make yourself feel better by telling everyone else its ok to have non safe sex so that they can catch what you got.

Based upon your post I say its either 1 of the 2. But I'm leaning towards the fact you have aids. There arent that many stupid SW's that will let you raw dawg them

If you tested clean, then post your test results here and blank out your name. IF not then STFU.

You know what, I'm not going to even feed into your obsession. I'm done

[QUOTE=Ass Raper]She pregnant again to, so somebody is having fun with her.[/QUOTE]

Well, that's what "with child" means! LOL

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