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[QUOTE=FunAli;1908366]Laugh! Are you laughing AT me or WITH me? I just want the damn thing to work!! Just like you mongers want the Best Damn Massage around. Right?? So. What are you waiting for?
Ali.[/QUOTE]Laughing with you of course! I just liked the way you word it all.
I finally go a chance to schedule a relaxation session with Ali today, not because she was difficult to get a hold of, but because I have a crazy schedule. She was pleasant to communicate with in all forms, and did her best to make sure I left in better shape that I arrived. Treat her will, and she will do more than that in return.
Hello Gentlemen,
I had a very close family member pass away suddenly last night. I will be unavailable for a few days while I am out of town. Please give me a little down time to take care of MY immediate needs. If you txt or call or email or pm or try to contact me I will NOT respond. Please give me a little space and time to deal with MY family needs.
I'll be back soon! Look for my post in a few days.
Thank you!
Ali
[QUOTE=AsainLuv;1908889]I finally go a chance to schedule a relaxation session with Ali today, not because she was difficult to get a hold of, but because I have a crazy schedule. She was pleasant to communicate with in all forms, and did her best to make sure I left in better shape that I arrived. Treat her will, and she will do more than that in return.[/QUOTE]I try my best!! I'll be offline for a few days but I wanted to thank you.
Ali.
[QUOTE=MrClean69;1908511]Laughing with you of course! I just liked the way you word it all.[/QUOTE]I thought I would have to rough you up a bit to get you to see MY point of view. Hahaha! I'm going to be offline for a few days dealing with a family emergency. You better look me up when I return or else!!
Ali.
So... I will concur with the following: Fun Ali delivers as promised.
Safe, private home in call and top notch service, including the massage.
She provides nice amenities and offered a shower which I always appreciate.
Good conversation albeit a bit chatty. She is a bit hard to get ahold of (took 4 or 5 attempts) due to recent phone issues, however it seems she is now past that situation.
The usual fare is offered.- and was sampled.
Appearance: 5-6 (she is a bit thicker than pics).
Performance: 7.
Attitude: 10.
Atmosphere: 8.
Bottom line, quality provider.
I may repeat, however we really didn't click... (no fault of hers IMO) and she is not my preferred body type.
[QUOTE=BigTurd;1910045]So... I will concur with the following: Fun Ali delivers as promised.
Safe, private home in call and top notch service, including the massage.
She provides nice amenities and offered a shower which I always appreciate.
Good conversation albeit a bit chatty. She is a bit hard to get ahold of (took 4 or 5 attempts) due to recent phone issues, however it seems she is now past that situation.
The usual fare is offered.- and was sampled.
Appearance: 5-6 (she is a bit thicker than pics).
Performance: 7.
Attitude: 10.
Atmosphere: 8.
Bottom line, quality provider.
I may repeat, however we really didn't click... (no fault of hers IMO) and she is not my preferred body type.[/QUOTE]Thanks BigTurd!! Maybe we'll get another chance sometime.
Greetings all,
I paid another visit with FunAli after making a mistake with a BP find. See BP reviews for details.
I made arrangements to be greeted in "friendly" attire this time. Not allowed for first timers. And I was not disappointed!! Thigh highs, heels, push up bra. Sheer pleasure if you get what I mean. She was dolled up just right. Nails done, hair up, fresh. As before her place was clean, and safe. The dog was good too.
No small talk this time. I NEEDED a massage and we got busy ASAP. While she started I played with her kitty and began to gently finger. Tested the kitty and it was sweet and clean. I asked for DATY and was given the green light. What was nice is that she give me some direction on what gets her going. The more I learned her buttons the better she played my joy stick. Covered as before but I completely forgot about it. After about 10-15 minutes I had my first coffee break. We chatted as she cleaned me up. Very strange. I told her I wasn't completely satisfied and she offered me a real cup of coffee. It was mid morning. I chuckled and mentioned USASG coffee and she started to laugh. That's how I ended up using her laptop. I didn't think who was signed in and posted in BP review. I'm a dumbass!! Mental note #372...Never use ANYTHING from a provider. Whats worse is that I had to explain my encounter and post. She read me the riot act. And then she said "let me show why you never want to make that mistake again" and let me back to the playroom.
We did a quick recap of the first round. The entire time there was some dirty talk why she was better. She was pushing the right buttons. I got some more nursing time on those tits. I needed her kegel and needed it mish. Before I could get her legs up she puts it in her mouth one more time, grabs hold of my balls and with a half wink says "It won't slip off, RIGHT?" and puts her teeth on it just hard enough to let me know she mean business. She let me in and I was in heaven. Firm, tight, squeezing, moaning, dirty talk...she is singing my song.
We finished up. She helped with the cleanup which I enjoy a lot. Some more small talk.
Sum it up. Night and day different experience from the BP. Hands down Ali takes the prize. Yeah, a little meat on the bones but I like that. She fills out lingerie really well. Yep...a little chatty at times. Mental note #373...Just make sure you chat about the right subject and not another post!! I was there about 90 minutes and not penalized for the long intermission. I did throw a tip for good measure and it was appreciated. Nice clean house, dog good, decent parking, great attitude and that makes all the difference for me. If I just needed a body I'd go to the morgue. Ali is no zombie, she is alive and really seems into a pleasurable massage. Treat her well, keep her around.
Tig.
[QUOTE=MeTigger;1914056]snip[/QUOTE]Thanks for the thorough review Tig.
I just can't make up my mind about seeing her. I could really use some more higher quality pics posted to help me decide (Ali, if you're reading this).
I had a dream of FunAli last night and share the following report:
Initial contact was by text message and I received a quick response. Scheduling was easy. Incall was at a clean private residence in a safe location. She has a dog that was gentle and friendly. No problem there.
After arrival and some introductory small talk, it was off to the bedroom, left donation on nightstand, and off with my clothes. She soon revealed a magnificent pair of tits with firm nipples that became rock hard when I sucked them. No implants there.
In short order, she started with a BBBJ with attention to the boys that had my dick at full attention. Ali paced the blow job while I fondled and sucked her tits, taking an occasional break so I wouldn't erupt too soon. I asked about DATY and she swung around to give me access to a beautiful clean shaved pussy that tasted great. While I licked her slit, I expected she would be performing 69 on me but apparently my tongue was causing her significant pleasure and distraction. Soon she flipped back around and began sucking my cock again. About a half hour into the session (There was no clock in the room, but I looked at my watch), I could hold back no longer and erupted. We took a break while she cleaned things up.
I rolled over, and received a wonderful back massage for the next ten minutes, then flipped on my back again. She plied her considerable oral skills and raised the pole again, then applied the cover on my cock using her mouth (what a sight to see), and then hopped on top on lowered her pussy on my cock. I grabbed her butt cheeks (damn nice ass!) and used them to pull her down to meet my upward thrusts for maximum penetration. She seemed to be enjoying the fucking as much as I was.
Ali's pussy was so warm and tight I forgot about the cover and soon delivered my second shot on goal within the same hour. Something this older guy hasn't done in years.
Summary: Ali is not a spinner but carries her weight well (I prefer a little meat on the frame) . Her tits and ass are just the right size. Not too big or too small and fun to play with. The hourly cost (is very reasonable for the services provided.
Ali is a quality provider that completely focuses on pleasuring the client in an un-rushed session. Treat her well and she will make you happy. Very happy.
I will definitely be seeing her again.
[QUOTE=Kinot;1914173]Thanks for the thorough review Tig.
I just can't make up my mind about seeing her. I could really use some more higher quality pics posted to help me decide (Ali, if you're reading this).[/QUOTE]Completely agree.
[QUOTE=Sweetg;1914969]Completely agree.[/QUOTE]I've PMd and emailed her asking for some pi s too...no reply.. Coming in Sunday for a few monger days...maybe my moneys no good.
Have you ever taken a nap, only to wake up completely exhausted? I had it happen to me the other day. During my nap I had a really nice dream with FunAli.
In my dream I went over to her house and was greeted at the door by a nice lady in lingerie. After a warm hug, I was led down the hallway to a spare bedroom. Once a quick LE check was out of the way, I disrobed and laid on the bed. We decided to play a bit first. She gets me all hard then gives a first rate BBBJ. She puts a cover on using only her mouth then mounts me for a bit of CG. In this position it didn't take long before I've nutted in the cover. She wipes me off with a warm cloth, then proceeds to give me a decent massage. On the flip, she gives some special attention to an area that was beginning to get hard once more. She gave me one of the best HJ2 see I've ever gotten, talking dirty to me the whole time.
It was such a nice dream that I hope to have more like it in the future.
Thanks TuscCntyAdvtr!!
[QUOTE=TuscCntyAdvntr;1915448]Have you ever taken a nap, only to wake up completely exhausted? I had it happen to me the other day. During my nap I had a really nice dream with FunAli.
It was such a nice dream that I hope to have more like it in the future.[/QUOTE]
I have no PM from you... Sorry.
[QUOTE=DiverMike91;1915427]I've PMd and emailed her asking for some pi s too...no reply.. Coming in Sunday for a few monger days...maybe my moneys no good.[/QUOTE]