Massage Parlor Reports

With all the changes in government, I decided I needed a little stimulus, so today I made an appointment with Yung at ***. One of our finer NoVA places.

Yung provided a superior massage experience.- good hot TS with lots of soap, fine soft massage.- highly recommended. The appointment surely assisted as a stimulus recovery for my attitude and small businesses are happy for clients.

I will repeat.- but I am going to switch to half-hour appointments at ***

I do not think *** has a policy to rush.- and I did not feel rushed.- but I did notice that only 35 minutes had passed when I was helped back into my shirt and shoes. Perhaps it is my fault (but I do not think anyone wins when "insisting".- and I would have had to insist to get my full 60 minutes). So, I may save one-hour appointments for other places.

Yung does not work at *** on Tuesdays or Thursdays (days off or days elsewhere)

YMMV.- and I know I don't have to say "seniors can PM for more details" because seniors already know they can PM me (or anyone else)

Always be nice to the ladies

PA

[QUOTE=TheKing]First, thanks for offer of asking first next time. I will probably do that if I make my way up there again. But everytime I have posted something like that I usually get the RTFF slams. I usually do read the forums for any area that may visit but the problem with that is every forum has nicknames or secret references for a certain place. Like on this forum some may use initials or mention a "favorite place" off Hwy 50 or something like that. If you aren't familiar with the area many of these posts are useless.[/QUOTE]King, some of the grief you got here in your search for a decent AMP or other funhouse in this area stems mainly from the fact that we tend to get a lot of newbs whose very first post-up asks for "the best place to go, " etc. Some of the members here have gotten a little testy as a result, and unfortunately may have taken it out on your post. We should have treated a Senior Member with a little more respect or at least given you more benefit of the doubt. Anyhow, the next time you're planning to head up to these parts, drop me a PM and I can try to supply you with some suggestions that should meet your specifications.

Another clean PWC AMP. Dang. Why does everything in PWC have to be so "vanilla"? Us single folks wanna have fun, too. Anyway...

Went in and was greeted by [don't remember], K-girl probably in her 30s, horrible English, but decently attractive, nice body and gorgeous legs. Got a peek at another girl and she looked good as well.

I thought I was in for a treat since the masseuse asked me the age old question. I wonder now why she even asked. They have no table shower, no steam room, no sauna. Just the straight massage is what they offer. I got an hour for $.7 (1/2 hr = $.6).

I did get a good, thorough massage, with her using a towel half the time. Wished she'd have cracked my back, tho. During the session I let the towel slip some exposing key parts, again hoping there would be a chance, but no-go.

This happened before, but the establishment gave me a password to use for my next visit, where they promised to bring out the good china. But not this time. While I was getting dressed she told me once again what NOT to expect.

If you experienced something different here, please PM. Otherwise, I don't see the point in T(another)OFTT.

Which one did you go?

[QUOTE=Pilot Aviator]At one of my favorite relaxing and dreaming places, I've been treated to a several fine sessions where my therapist was Yumi (or Yum for short).

She gives a very thorough medium to deep "towel massage" and alternates back walking standing and kneeling.

Some will decry they do not like the barrier of the towel --- and I understand -- but, most likely the therapist was not as skilled or pretty (a soft, smooth and smiling 8.5).

Yum uses her forearms for lomi-lomi and is as skilled as any practioner of that Hawaiian technique as any I have run across.

The morning started with a thorough, warm TS -- ended with smiles.

Highly recommended -- have repeated before -- will repeat again.

Always be nice to the ladies

PA[/QUOTE]

The one with the neon "OPEN" sign in the window.

[QUOTE=Oiof2001]Which one did you go?[/QUOTE]

I am aware of Sleaze and a few others views, so, I will begin with a warning, this report comes from PWC. This is a new business, a least it is new to me and I could not find any other reports. I will not reveal the location here. Got off work a bite early and decided to give them a try. Greeted by G***, who I would learn later was the owner. I was very impressed with how clean and well equipped it was. G*** was very professional and pleasant. Paid for the hour, $. 80, and was escorted to the room, again, nicely decorated. G*** is a rather tall korean lady and I would estimate around 40'ish. Very slim, attractive and spoke very good english. I commented to her that it was very quite and I thought I would enjoy a session without interruptions. Undressed and put on the robe and was taken to the shower, which was stand-up. After a short shower, was taken to sauna for a couple of minutes and back to the room. I asked for a soft massage and G*** got down to business. After about 5 minutes or so, another lady came in and chatted for a minute and we were introduced. She left and returned again in about 5 minutes and suddenly, I felt her massaging my legs. I was receiving a wonderful 4 hand massage and loving it. I thought I was in heaven until that damn bell started ringing and it didn't stop. Now G** and T** were going back and forth letting everyone in. They were trading places with me and finally G*** and I were alone. The massage was absolutely wonderful and G*** knew exactly what she was doing. We had a very nice chat and got to know each other. I would highly recommend and will definitely return. Although it did get very busy, I still received G**'s complete attention and she went well beyond the hour. Will be happy to provide trusted seniors with more details.

I posted a longer, more detailed report in the CL Reviews for DC (under Requests for Information on Providers) since I found this one through CL.

Don't have the link yet since it's still under moderation.

Anyway, lousy service, worse attitude, and B&S make this place a complete loss. This girl was butt ugly, fat, probably mid 40s.

Her massage technique was OK when she lingered in one place long enough to mimic a massage. Most of the time it was more like I had a crack fiend in orbit around my body. Oh, and, that wonderful walk-on-the-back technique works best with a spinner with a light touch. This 160-180# heifer stomping around was just plain painful and a little frightening.

Summary:

Looks: 2
Attitude: 2
Service: -5

This place is the opposite of my ATF. It's my AT Worst.

Saw a Craigslist add during a trip last week (this is today's ad but they are the same)


[quote]Sensual Full Body Massage - w4m - 39 (Tysons)
Date: 2009-01-26, 1:49PM EST

Sensual Full Body Massage by certified masseuse 140/hr

Location: Tysons
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1008479960[/quote]Woman probably in 40's but attractive. Blonde Eastern European. Email her and she'll send pic. When she works she has massage table set up in living room of condo. Had candles and massage music, etc. I was worried at first that it might be "professional" but she wore lingerie. Probably has Ds but only OTC roaming. Decent HE.

A rare good craigslist experience...well for CL this was excellent.

I tried to make my way to 112 last night around 6 but traffic was just unreal. I settled for Young's in Tyson's and that was bad bad mistake.

Been to the place maybe 6 months ago and said no more.

My kind of luck got the same old lady, not bad looking, but old, horrible massage, short on time and HE was lackluster.

I would not repeat and will not, I would rather wait or release myself.

Total waste of time and $$

Any intel on 112?

I will start saving for next weeks visit.

Thanks

I got Sheena.She gave a great soft massage that seemed to go on forever.

No roaming allowed.

Whichever Brother or Sister Monger broke the table in the shower room at MO's -- BAD! BAD! BAD! <happend yesterday> (;-o)

At the end of today's snowy day, I decided to stop at MO's (my skin very dry -- needed a good lotion or oil massage). The weather combined with "colds or flu" kept our favorite MMS and almost all the staff out of the office today -- but #2MMS said that if I did not mind, she would give me my massagi. "Would that be OK?" <There was only she and Yung in the office today, and Yung was already with another client>

Although we may share dreams, our only expectation should be for a good massage at a fair rate -- and so I said "certainly OK."

-- Those that know MMS#2 know she is a friendly, caring person (which typifies almost everyone at MO's)>

-- What I did not know -- she really understands the science of massage and back-walking.

Result of my anwer that it was "certainly OK "

-- I had a truly great massage
-- My dry skin is less itchy
-- I avoided the worst of the traffic, and was more relaxed all evening.

One of the SUPER-SENIORS posted long ago sage advice I am glad I followed. Standard rates applied and everyone was smilting at the end.

Always be nice to the ladies!

PA

PS #1 -- Did I say she gave me a GREAT massagi? Yes. This snow-day dream was unrushed and enjoyed (hint: I WOULD/will REPEAT with MMS#2).

PS #2 -- As I was leaving I was told table and staff would return by Friday.

This past weekend I finally made time to visit Pine Tree (used to be Lotus). I had some free time and decided to drive a little out of way for a new experience.

I like the location (sort of off the beaten path) and I like the facilities (very clean and tidy).

I was greeted by D***** who is a little thick and not the fairest of providers but still attractive in my eyes. She warmly welcomed me and escorted me to my room where I undressed and then was taken to the TS. TS was very nice, very soapy and very thorough. She dried me off and parked me in the sauna (also very nice) where I dried out for the next 3. 5 minutes. We returned to my room where I received a very nice and relaxing massage.

Standard NoVa AMP treatment, but very enjoyable. If I were in the area I would go back.

I don't know if anyone has seen their ads in CL under Therapeutic, but I had been wanting to check this location out for some time and finally did so this past weekend. I like the location because it is located in a discrete part of the business park. I parked, opened the front door and stepped into the main office area. There was no one sitting at the reception desk so I stood around for a moment, looked around and then stepped further into the office area to see if I could hear or see anyone. I heard some chatting between a male and a female in one of the rooms but heard and saw no one else. Set up was not what I expected (lot of stuff set out, decorations, etc) plus I didn't care for the odor of the office area. As such, I decided to leave instead of waiting and try another AMP (Pine Tree. See review).

I doubt I'll go back but would be interested in hearing any experiences at this location.

Went to Star msg place. Near Mst and it was closed.

3rd floor lady kept calling me to come upstairs. But since I read something about it here. I didn't go there.

There was a one dude walked down with disapointed face. I knew why.

Going to try tomorrow again.

[QUOTE=Norwayrus]
not bad looking, but old, horrible massage, short on time and HE was lackluster.
[/QUOTE]
What was HIS name?