Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Captain Howdy]Anywho, I was pretty disappointed and kind of pissed toward the end, so when I was dressing I lifted a shoe horn that was hanging by a thumb tack on the side of the night stand. As I left, I gave it to an old guy looking for handouts in the front.

All in all, not a real pleasant experience. It may be a while before I return.

Enjoy the ride (I certainly didn't),

CH[/QUOTE]What is a shoe horn and how much it is worth ? I may visit them for the Shoe horn if it is worth something, as the providers are worth nothing (based on all the reports).

Is there any more Shoe horn left or all of them is gone ? It may be time to re-order.

Thanx for the info.

Intended to visit Royal this afternoon.

Called ahead to see if they had a shoe horn I could use.

Said they used to, but it disappeared.

So I sat in my car and cried for an hour.

[QUOTE=Captain Howdy]
Anywho, I was pretty disappointed and kind of pissed toward the end, so when I was dressing I lifted a shoe horn that was hanging by a thumb tack on the side of the night stand. As I left, I gave it to an old guy looking for handouts in the front.

All in all, not a real pleasant experience. It may be a while before I return.

Enjoy the ride (I certainly didn't),

CH[/QUOTE]
Robin Hood strikes again!

LOL. Fularious.

[QUOTE=Gaghoes]Robin Hood strikes again!

LOL. Fularious.[/QUOTE]

There is some homeless guy wondering why he was given a shoehorn and some asian chicks wondering how a shoe horn disappeared. That is amazing.

This it is the short version,

Went to the Chinese AMP apartment off of Indian Trail. I had to call 5 times because of the language barrier. Finally I arrive, was ask to wait.

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. She opened and let someone in. We both looked at each other like WHAT THE F___. Funny thing is neither of us was too offended to leave.

There is not much privacy. There are 2 tables in the middle of the Dinning/kitchen area. They go over and get started. Minutes later a young 20 something lady walk in and ask if I was ready.

We get started. About 20 minutes later I can tell the guy on the other side of the drape was flipping. I am not sure what act was going on but they were going at it pretty good. I could not stop laughing. In addition to the what was going on at table #1, me on table #2, someone from upstairs came down sent their client on his way and came to the kitchen to get lunch.

Great massage, so/so on the flip and nothing close to discretion. Total for one hour $1. Experience priceless. Don't think I can handle the traffic in and out, I will not return.

Was this just a tug and pull or was Fs avail? for 100.

That sounds fairly worth the bs going on around you.

[QUOTE=Southbound]This it is the short version,

Went to the Chinese AMP apartment off of Indian Trail. I had to call 5 times because of the language barrier. Finally I arrive, was ask to wait.

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. She opened and let someone in. We both looked at each other like WHAT THE F___. Funny thing is neither of us was too offended to leave.

There is not much privacy. There are 2 tables in the middle of the Dinning/kitchen area. They go over and get started. Minutes later a young 20 something lady walk in and ask if I was ready.

We get started. About 20 minutes later I can tell the guy on the other side of the drape was flipping. I am not sure what act was going on but they were going at it pretty good. I could not stop laughing. In addition to the what was going on at table #1, me on table #2, someone from upstairs came down sent their client on his way and came to the kitchen to get lunch.

Great massage, so/so on the flip and nothing close to discretion. Total for one hour $1. Experience priceless. Don't think I can handle the traffic in and out, I will not return.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Soloflight]Intended to visit Royal this afternoon.

Called ahead to see if they had a shoe horn I could use.

Said they used to, but it disappeared.

So I sat in my car and cried for an hour.[/QUOTE]Royal has 4 guest rooms. So each room should have a Shoe Horn hanging by a thumb tack on the side of the night stand. Based on the Captain's reports, he visited Royal only one time after it reopened. He took only one, and they should have 3 more left. Mamasan might not have checked all rooms, or she might not even know what a Shoe Horn is because of the language barrier.

You could also look for that old homeless guy who was asking for a handout from Captain. I think the same old guy was asking me for a dollar last saturday afternoon. I guess he is there all the time. He can sell you the Shoe Horn at a very good price ( Collectible item) and use that money to buy a BBBJ from a Royal girls.

This one is for the Mamasan:

A shoehorn, sometimes called shoespoon, is a tool that allows the user to put on a shoe more easily. It does so by keeping the shoe open and by providing a smooth surface for the foot and particularly the heel to move, without crushing the shoe's counter (the vertical portion of the shoe that wraps around the back of the foot), in this way acting as a first class lever.

Expensive shoe horns were made from ivory, silver, shell, animal horn or bone.

Shoehorns have been used for advertising and many people collect them.

Designer Ralph Lauren currently offers a shoe horn retailing at $250.

I will be in BuckHead for a week.

Can someone post about any amp in the area.

[QUOTE=Southbound]This it is the short version,

Went to the Chinese AMP apartment off of Indian Trail. I had to call 5 times because of the language barrier. Finally I arrive, was ask to wait.

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. She opened and let someone in. We both looked at each other like WHAT THE F___. Funny thing is neither of us was too offended to leave.

There is not much privacy. There are 2 tables in the middle of the Dinning/kitchen area. They go over and get started. Minutes later a young 20 something lady walk in and ask if I was ready.

We get started. About 20 minutes later I can tell the guy on the other side of the drape was flipping. I am not sure what act was going on but they were going at it pretty good. I could not stop laughing. In addition to the what was going on at table #1, me on table #2, someone from upstairs came down sent their client on his way and came to the kitchen to get lunch.

Great massage, so/so on the flip and nothing close to discretion. Total for one hour $1. Experience priceless. Don't think I can handle the traffic in and out, I will not return.[/QUOTE]

Looks like you got Kelly, the one I reported on earlier. Did she offer anything more than a HJ? Maybe the older woman who the other monger got does FS. Funny thing is that when I was there, I could see through the red curtains so I'm surprised you didn't get an eyeful of what was happening on the other table.

Nite

[QUOTE=Jello123] Designer Ralph Lauren currently offers a shoe horn retailing at $250.[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty certain the shoehorn I repurposed was not by Designer Ralph Lauren; more like designer Roseanne Barr.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr]Looks like you got Kelly, the one I reported on earlier. Did she offer anything more than a HJ? Maybe the older woman who the other monger got does FS. Funny thing is that when I was there, I could see through the red curtains so I'm surprised you didn't get an eyeful of what was happening on the other table.

Nite[/QUOTE]Can anybody describe Kelly for me?

ThanX.

I have been to Royal many times over the past several years, and went again earlier this week. A different mamasan than I am accustomed to greeted me and took me to a room. The usual questions and assurances were exchanged, and she promised me a beautiful young girl. In comes Chanel, about 30, could have been 25 and I wouldn't have been surprised. I thought she was very attractive. Also spoke english quite well. She was about 5'5" and maybe 115. Slim in the waist, nice ass, exceptional for an asian, and a pair of D size bolt ons. Although I am not a fan of bolt ons, they did look pretty good although the feel left something to be desired.

Chanel gave a feeble massage, but when we went into OT, she was a fantastic trooper. She was very accomodating, encouraging and creative. I'm an older guy and I left with a spring in my step I haven't felt in years. Not every day I can do multiples, but Chanel brought out the best in me. I highly recommend. Total damage =. 4 for the door and $ for the tip or 1. 4 total.

[QUOTE=Captain Howdy]I'm pretty certain the shoehorn I repurposed was not by Designer Ralph Lauren; more like designer Roseanne Barr.[/QUOTE]Never heard of a Roseanne Barr. Is it a Korean Designer brand?

[QUOTE=Gates8855]Not every day I can do multiples, but Chanel brought out the best in me. I highly recommend. Total damage =. 4 for the door and $ for the tip or 1. 4 total.[/QUOTE]Did you get Multiple Pops for 1.4 ? If you did, you got a very good deal.

[QUOTE=Gates8855]I have been to Royal many times over the past several years, and went again earlier this week. A different mamasan than I am accustomed to greeted me and took me to a room. The usual questions and assurances were exchanged, and she promised me a beautiful young girl. In comes Chanel, about 30, could have been 25 and I wouldn't have been surprised. I thought she was very attractive. Also spoke english quite well. She was about 5'5" and maybe 115. Slim in the waist, nice ass, exceptional for an asian, and a pair of D size bolt ons. Although I am not a fan of bolt ons, they did look pretty good although the feel left something to be desired.

Chanel gave a feeble massage, but when we went into OT, she was a fantastic trooper. She was very accomodating, encouraging and creative. I'm an older guy and I left with a spring in my step I haven't felt in years. Not every day I can do multiples, but Chanel brought out the best in me. I highly recommend. Total damage =. 4 for the door and $ for the tip or 1. 4 total.[/QUOTE]

Chanel gave you multiple FS pops or HJs?