The Prickyard

[QUOTE=Playwithme483;3413407]I didn't read all the squabbling, but if someone is offering freebies, I'm going to take her up on it. I wouldn't coerce or negotiate for it, but if she is just so charmed by my winning personality that she's offering? Why wouldn't I go for that? I thought the goal here was to get some pussy. Seem ridiculous to criticize a guy for getting some.[/QUOTE]I'm right there with you. It makes absolutely no sense to criticize someone for potentially getting a freebie. At this point, the whole argument is just personality driven. 2 or 3 mongers don't like FF and continue to take it upon themselves to bash him. If he were to make a comment that yellow is his favorite color and he loves Thursdays, I would fully expect replies from these others saying they have texts from providers that say in reality he is a Tuesday kind of guy who is all about teal.

The man says he hasn't taken a freebie. I don't give a freckled fuck one way or the other. Nor would his acceptance or rejection of said freebie influence my decision to visit providers he reviews.

Sure as shooting, if I were lucky enough to be offered one I would accept in a heartbeat. I also would keep that offer hush hush as it is the business of no on else.

[QUOTE=Untchbl;3413462]Hell, I am rubbing one out on the toilet at work right now.[/QUOTE]Dammit. I was enjoying my chocolate covered ring of yeasty goodness on this National Doughnut Day when the above image was forced upon my mind. Anyone want a slightly used box I no longer have the appetite for?

[QUOTE=NewNindy;3413481]Dammit. I was enjoying my chocolate covered ring of yeasty goodness on this National Doughnut Day when the above image was forced upon my mind. Anyone want a slightly used box I no longer have the appetite for?[/QUOTE]I could make them cream filled for you.

[QUOTE=Untchbl;3413462]These slack jawed, booger eating, mouth breathers that say they would not take a freebie are full of lies. They probably will say they don't masturbate, always wash after pissing, never lie about their timecard at work, are faithful to their wives, and have never gone bare back either. We have, or would, do all of these if given the right situation. Hell, I am rubbing one out on the toilet at work right now. If you have never been offered free pussy, its because you are an asshole. Stop being jealous, stop being a dick, and move the fuck on with all this bullshit.

Average sized prick in the yard. (Balls that will bruise an ass during sex).[/QUOTE]My balls hang so low now I bruise the back of their calves.

[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;3413437]Thank you for saying it. I believe you are the first one to openly admit what is the case with 99% of all mongers. If not you are either a fucking moron or a damn liar.

I guess I have been operating wrong for several a years. Years ago I had a stripper fuck buddy from PT's. Knowing her she was probably doing extras in the club. I guess I should have been stuffing Franklins between her ass cheeks while playing because she was charging other guys.

If a single one of you says you would go see a lady, have her say she enjoyed herself so much she wants you to come back, and not do it you are a damn liar. You would walk out of the room with your chest swelled up, head held high, and the biggest grin ever. I have seem countless texts form guys on this board to one lady or another asking for discounts because of "how much she enjoyed herself with you". Then everyone wants to play this bullshit of oh I would never do that. Ya you are going to try and negotiate discounts to save $20-30 but you wouldn't take it if she offered it for free.
Here is another reality check. It is a FACT that the majority of these ladies are addicts of one form or another. Most of them are meth or heroin. If you would insist on paying her if she actually would see you for free then you are no better than the dealer.

Sincerely Signed,
The Biggest Prick in the Yard.

Ilapp, maybe I need to start living up to the title again so everyone stops making their best effort to take it over.[/QUOTE]Their prickishness lacks a certain level of wit and intelligence which would always deny them the throne. Napoleon Syndrome one might say, it's a compensating sort of thing.

[QUOTE=Untchbl;3413484]I could make them cream filled for you.[/QUOTE]Something like this?

[QUOTE=NewNindy;3413509]Something like this?[/QUOTE]It really should be Natinal Doughnut Day every day. My ex wife, when we were fairly newly wed, thought that she would be sweet and brought me a half dozen donuts home to surprise me. She must've seen the sadness and dismay in my face and I felt bad that her great effort wasn't getting it's due. She says, what's wrong? I said you only got six donuts. She replied, well I thought I would eat one or two and that leaves at least four for you. In all seriousness and with a straight face I looked at her and said, they sell them in dozens for a reason!

That being said, my face still looks like a glazed doughnut after this morning, my way of honoring this important holiday.

[QUOTE=Untchbl;3413308]There are multiple sources that think you are a pain the ass, shit stirring, grade A ass sniffer. Just saying.[/QUOTE]I'm going to toss in a "Yeah, that's really fuckin' true" to the house of cards here.

Can I get a Hell yeah?

Kyussfan.

[QUOTE=Untchbl;3413484]I could make them cream filled for you.[/QUOTE]I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Kyussfan.

I don't see where anyone has criticized anyone else for taking a freebie. "Taking a freebie" when offered or even negotiated is far different from trying to coerce or threaten one from someone unwilling. Especially when harassment is involved after the request was ignored or answered with a no. Respect whatever the hell you want, but your acceptance of nor apology for it doesn't make someone any less an asshole whom is guilty of it. And if a freebie is negotiated but publicly denied, the paid-for review is suspect of inaccuracies, IMO.

[QUOTE=TryinAgain2;3413635]I don't see where anyone has criticized anyone else for taking a freebie. "Taking a freebie" when offered or even negotiated is far different from trying to coerce or threaten one from someone unwilling. Especially when harassment is involved after the request was ignored or answered with a no. Respect whatever the hell you want, but your acceptance of nor apology for it doesn't make someone any less an asshole whom is guilty of it. And if a freebie is negotiated but publicly denied, the paid-for review is suspect of inaccuracies, IMO.[/QUOTE]Really shitdick?

[QUOTE=TryinAgain2;3403976]I see. If that was your motivation, you would delete all of the info about her. She's still UTR by any definition because she doesn't advertise anywhere, unless I've missed it. Is that the case? Instead, deleting my info and moving it to the PY was a way to continue promoting your "FF's Freebie", er, I mean "Good / Dirty List". That one's not fooling anyone, BTW. It's obvious that it's a power play to get freebies for yourself. Otherwise, you wouldn't keep Sasha on the good list w / the widely reported addiction she's suffering. Even your own friend called you out on that "blog" for it not making any sense.[/QUOTE]You said it in the first shot you fired. Take your shinebox and move the fuck on down the road.

[QUOTE=Untchbl;3413736]Really shitdick?

You said it in the first shot you fired. Take your shinebox and move the fuck on down the road.[/QUOTE]Choose to ignore me or even hit the ignore button if you want. Or say whatever else your shit--for-brain wants to spew. That's the beauty of the net. You can type, act like a keyboard tough guy, shove your own STFU in your own ass or whatever else you like, and I can keep responding anyway I like! Now go suck a dick. You'll feel better. See how that works?!

[QUOTE=TryinAgain2;3413950]Choose to ignore me or even hit the ignore button if you want. Or say whatever else your shit--for-brain wants to spew. That's the beauty of the net. You can type, act like a keyboard tough guy, shove your own STFU in your own ass or whatever else you like, and I can keep responding anyway I like! Now go suck a dick. You'll feel better. See how that works?![/QUOTE]You keep spouting shit. I took your post and showed you were wrong. You must be an asshole to be so full of shit. Move along shit sipper.

[QUOTE=Untchbl;3413958]You keep spouting shit. I took your post and showed you were wrong. You must be an asshole to be so full of shit. Move along shit sipper.[/QUOTE]Sorry you're reading comprehension is too poor to understand me, but you showed no such thing. Have someone read it to you and explain it if you must, or just go fuck yourself.

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