Rants, Raves, and Opinions

[QUOTE=Anduril77;5299941]I received a text today asking me to take down my review. Is that even possible? It was in the escort section[/QUOTE]The review is well done. It is a detailed report of what the session was like. The girls doing this type of work need to clear out the the in call location of there friends and relatives. It should be thought of as a place of business. Business is done in private and the hobby needs to be done that way. The girls need to tell the peanut gallery to stay away and get to work. The review sounds fair and accurate of what happened. If she did not want it posted she should make sure stuff like this does not happen. The review should stay up so every one knows this girl does not have control of her in call location.

[QUOTE=Dick5322;5300473]The review is well done. It is a detailed report of what the session was like. The girls doing this type of work need to clear out the the in call location of there friends and relatives. It should be thought of as a place of business. Business is done in private and the hobby needs to be done that way. The girls need to tell the peanut gallery to stay away and get to work. The review sounds fair and accurate of what happened. If she did not want it posted she should make sure stuff like this does not happen. The review should stay up so every one knows this girl does not have control of her in call location.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the supporting comments. I'm somewhat upset that the provider found out about my post. How does that shit happen?

My report was accurate and objective.

[QUOTE=Dick5322;5300473]The review is well done. It is a detailed report of what the session was like. The girls doing this type of work need to clear out the the in call location of there friends and relatives. It should be thought of as a place of business. Business is done in private and the hobby needs to be done that way. The girls need to tell the peanut gallery to stay away and get to work. The review sounds fair and accurate of what happened. If she did not want it posted she should make sure stuff like this does not happen. The review should stay up so every one knows this girl does not have control of her in call location.[/QUOTE]This. That was a fair review I expect given it was balanced. I don't get why you'd send a provider your pic though, I hear too many extorsion scams to risk that. Turned one down this past weekend who wanted a pic and another who wanted a deposit.

[QUOTE=Anduril77;5300703]Thanks for the supporting comments. I'm somewhat upset that the provider found out about my post. How does that shit happen?

My report was accurate and objective.[/QUOTE]Were you under the impression that we only read the forum and not the girls? A number of these ladies are members on here.

[QUOTE=Anduril77;5300703]Thanks for the supporting comments. I'm somewhat upset that the provider found out about my post. How does that shit happen?

My report was accurate and objective.[/QUOTE]Didn't see the review but.

A- googling their own name.

B- some other regular / lurker tipped her off.

I think scenario B is more likely.

[QUOTE=Dick5322;5300473]The review is well done. It is a detailed report of what the session was like. The girls doing this type of work need to clear out the the in call location of there friends and relatives. It should be thought of as a place of business. Business is done in private and the hobby needs to be done that way. The girls need to tell the peanut gallery to stay away and get to work. The review sounds fair and accurate of what happened. If she did not want it posted she should make sure stuff like this does not happen. The review should stay up so every one knows this girl does not have control of her in call location.[/QUOTE]I agree about the review but as far as privacy goes it's a pretty big assumption she has any control over the situation. It's rarely their place, and a lot of these providers are seeing 4, 6, 8 mongers a day. If anyone thinks the other people in the house are going to clear out that often for your privacy, it's not going to happen. I'd suggest if you're going to a house in the hood just expect other people to be there.

HS.

[QUOTE=VacationHam;5300929]Didn't see the review but.

A- googling their own name.

B- some other regular / lurker tipped her off.

I think scenario B is more likely.[/QUOTE]Just look back to the post below yours. The girls know all about this site. Sure, there are guys that will tell a provider about a negative review, but the regular contributors on this site won't rat someone out for an honest review.

[QUOTE=MuffDiver17;5300906]Were you under the impression that we only read the forum and not the girls? A number of these ladies are members on here.[/QUOTE]This is 100% accurate. You don't even need to be a member to read the forums. Even the SW's on Greenfield Av know about it. I usually wait a few days after a visit to write a review and don't get to specific so it's tougher to for them to be sure it was me.

HS.

[QUOTE=Jc2490;5301137]Just look back to the post below yours. The girls know all about this site. Sure, there are guys that will tell a provider about a negative review, but the regular contributors on this site won't rat someone out for an honest review.[/QUOTE]Some regular contributors will definitely rat you out. Many white knights lurk about on here that believe the women they see are little angels that caught a tough break. Total sweethearts LOL. It's remarkable just how many knights are actually out there. Where's my knight in shining armor?

I hooked up with a 55 year old woman who used to clean my teeth. She has been divorced for a few years and was adamant about no sexual intercourse. Ok. She has her reasons. She hinted she has a large vagina and her husband left her because of it. I get that. But she was up for trading oral favors. I gave it to her first. Was sort of a bad smell. I've had some really stinky pussies but this was not that bad. Just kind of sour. After a few minutes she was ready to cum and she did cum pretty hard. But she turned those thighs into a pair of pliers and I thought she was going to crush my head. It hurt and I couldn't breath. I liked seeing her cum but she just squeezed my head so hard I didn't like it. She was old school. Hair Bush. She back over the next day for some dumb reason but I knew it was because she wanted licked again. So I gave it to her again and again I thought my brain was going to burst.

She was happy to oblige me in return with a blow job. She puts her mouth over my dick and just sort of lets it sit there. Eventually she got to going back and forth. As I am ready to cum, she stops as I only get half a nut and a little cum in on my belly. WTF?

Now I have to tell her that I can't have sex with her if she is going to vice grip my head and let me cum in her mouth until completion. I know women hate being told they are bad in bed, but I will just have to suck it up and tell her.

She obviously loves getting eatin out. You have to tell her to trim it down so you can see it better. Gets you more turned on. And be honest with her and say it has a bit of Oder. She probably doesn't know. As for a big pussy. Try different positions with her. Maybe try one of the cock sleeves to fill her up.

Report back. Love to hear more. Or PM.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;5308417]I hooked up with a 55 year old woman who used to clean my teeth. She has been divorced for a few years and was adamant about no sexual intercourse. Ok. She has her reasons. She hinted she has a large vagina and her husband left her because of it. I get that. But she was up for trading oral favors. I gave it to her first. Was sort of a bad smell. I've had some really stinky pussies but this was not that bad. Just kind of sour. After a few minutes she was ready to cum and she did cum pretty hard. But she turned those thighs into a pair of pliers and I thought she was going to crush my head. It hurt and I couldn't breath. I liked seeing her cum but she just squeezed my head so hard I didn't like it. She was old school. Hair Bush. She back over the next day for some dumb reason but I knew it was because she wanted licked again. So I gave it to her again and again I thought my brain was going to burst.

She was happy to oblige me in return with a blow job. She puts her mouth over my dick and just sort of lets it sit there. Eventually she got to going back and forth. As I am ready to cum, she stops as I only get half a nut and a little cum in on my belly. WTF?

Now I have to tell her that I can't have sex with her if she is going to vice grip my head and let me cum in her mouth until completion. I know women hate being told they are bad in bed, but I will just have to suck it up and tell her.[/QUOTE]Dude, I've got the solution 4 her and me! DM me please.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;5308417]I hooked up with a 55 year old woman who used to clean my teeth. She has been divorced for a few years and was adamant about no sexual intercourse. Ok. She has her reasons. She hinted she has a large vagina and her husband left her because of it. I get that. But she was up for trading oral favors. I gave it to her first. Was sort of a bad smell. I've had some really stinky pussies but this was not that bad. Just kind of sour. After a few minutes she was ready to cum and she did cum pretty hard. But she turned those thighs into a pair of pliers and I thought she was going to crush my head. It hurt and I couldn't breath. I liked seeing her cum but she just squeezed my head so hard I didn't like it. She was old school. Hair Bush. She back over the next day for some dumb reason but I knew it was because she wanted licked again. So I gave it to her again and again I thought my brain was going to burst.

She was happy to oblige me in return with a blow job. She puts her mouth over my dick and just sort of lets it sit there. Eventually she got to going back and forth. As I am ready to cum, she stops as I only get half a nut and a little cum in on my belly. WTF?

Now I have to tell her that I can't have sex with her if she is going to vice grip my head and let me cum in her mouth until completion. I know women hate being told they are bad in bed, but I will just have to suck it up and tell her.[/QUOTE]Fortyfour years ago, (FUCK REALLY? Can anything in my life have happened 44 years ago?) I was working in a hospital setting. One of the nurses started with some inuendos and cutsie little suggestions. She was 10 years older than I was, but she was attractive. I fucked her in the med room a couple of times, but we hooked up outside work once. I went to go down on her. JESUS LADY! You're a nurse aren't you? She told me afterwards that she hadn't prepared for oral because her husband never did that. Well no fucking shit! I understood completely. How the hell can someone in the health profession not understand this? How the fuck can I eat provider pussy and it tastes better than a nurse's or a hygienist's. Go figger.

Coochie (If you can't eat it, don't fuck it) Eater.

God Bless You All.

I had setup to meet with M today since I haven't had her in a couple months. But, at 6 AM, V, who is my long term ATF and hot as hell, texted asking if we could meet. We agreed that I would pick her up at a relative's house and go to another location for some sweaty fun. I texted her when I arrived and she phoned to say she would be right out. Thirty minutes later and a V no-show ghosting, I drove away wondering WTH. But, there was still M in the wings. I texted that I would pick her up in 20 minutes and she replied OK. When I arrived and texted her, she replied that she hadn't gotten ready and it would take at least 30 minutes. From experience, I know this means at least 45 minutes. So I replied "some other day" and I went to the gym for a workout.

I don't get it. Two long-term escorts who indicate that they really want to meet but they can't seem to show up when needed. I can understand if this was a 1st or 2nd meeting but not with gals I've known for at least 5 years each. I'll probably wait a couple weeks and see if they want to make some $ then. Until then, I'll hang out at the strip clubs where the girls are more predictable.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;5308417]I hooked up with a 55 year old woman who used to clean my teeth. She has been divorced for a few years and was adamant about no sexual intercourse. Ok. She has her reasons. She hinted she has a large vagina and her husband left her because of it. I get that. But she was up for trading oral favors. I gave it to her first. Was sort of a bad smell. I've had some really stinky pussies but this was not that bad. Just kind of sour. After a few minutes she was ready to cum and she did cum pretty hard. But she turned those thighs into a pair of pliers and I thought she was going to crush my head. It hurt and I couldn't breath. I liked seeing her cum but she just squeezed my head so hard I didn't like it. She was old school. Hair Bush. She back over the next day for some dumb reason but I knew it was because she wanted licked again. So I gave it to her again and again I thought my brain was going to burst.

She was happy to oblige me in return with a blow job. She puts her mouth over my dick and just sort of lets it sit there. Eventually she got to going back and forth. As I am ready to cum, she stops as I only get half a nut and a little cum in on my belly. WTF?

Now I have to tell her that I can't have sex with her if she is going to vice grip my head and let me cum in her mouth until completion. I know women hate being told they are bad in bed, but I will just have to suck it up and tell her.[/QUOTE]Does she have a loose pussy or giant elephant ear pussy lips? You need to look into fisting if it's a loose one. I nailed a 60 yr old that I started fingering and it turned into fisting rather easily, she was shocked as was I, so I pumped her good and she came real hard, she seemed embarrassed, then tried to fuck her and that didn't work LOL, so I left after weird loose pussy awkwardness, then there's a woman I screwed that had the biggest meat curtains ever, she'd squat on my face and like paint my face with them as I'd try to suck on them, if I fucked her she would get allot of little squirting orgasms and straighten out her legs and made it impossible to pump and keep a rhythm going to be able cum, the last time we fooled around I skull fucked her, pulled out and she went to suck again as I was cumming and actually shot up her nose a bit LOL, then she was fingering herself on the couch and orgasmed and farted a tiny fart LOL WTF? She was a naughty craigslist **** from the good ole days. Odd thing, I nailed a 57 yr old black woman that had the tightest pussy I ever nailed, all the way up inside tight, so shocked I came quick, got her one more time but knew what was going on so got to do the work it in game like a teenager LOL. God dammit I miss craigslist!