Massage Parlor Reports

With a name like FF I had the give the place a try.

While this is a Chinese owned place, I saw Holly who is Vietnamese. I know there are a lot of Viet fans out there. I would say she is mid 40's and looks OK.

Massage was OK and service was as others have mentioned.

[QUOTE=DecksDark987;5696920]I had the same experience. It looks like a sure thing from the exterior, but I thought it was a dud. I really appreciate the post. I've been reading here a while and decided to join in. I'll post some experiences shortly.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BlueDot687;5702970] Now there is something confusing to me. On flip, as I learned from other posts, I thought she was supposed to ask me what extra service I need, agree for a price, I pay and then she performs. This is not what happened. She started to work immediately on the little boy, which was nice but rubbing was too fast and I am an early finisher. So HE was happy indeed but too quick. [/QUOTE]On a first visit, she may not want to open the conversation about more. Once she was working on he boy, you could have asked about other options, and can definitely ask on your next visit.

It's also possible that HE is all that's available, and she just likes to crank it out and move on.

Won massage is a venue where I have won big and lost huge. For me the place is an AMP casino, when I swear the place off like a losing slot machine I am somehow drawn back to it by a mystical force, pulling me in by an invisible leash egging me on to pull the lever for one last slot shot. Then, like magic. I get a big pay out only to lose again on my next visit.

Folks, sometimes I question my own ability as a preacher. I often give good advice only for the irony to knock me in the noggin like a pan of iron for not being able to follow my own teachings. I may not have said on this account but I'll certainly repeat it again, it's not where you go, it's who ya see.

Though I can describe the lady vividly: This was an old Chinese woman in an orange tank top and leopard skin tight yoga pants. There was some beauty in her hidden behind the wrinkles and the mask. She has miles on her for sure but with her auburn hair and petite body, I could tell she was quite the looker back in the day and she still got the moves to give me a chubby. Massage was good but I knew she had more to offer, I slowly pulled down her pants and lifted up her shirt revealing shapely Bs and big brown nipples just waiting to be sucked on. This is when the real game began and this lady was ready to play ball. It's those rare moments where you don't even have to ask. We met eyes and immediately our mental conversation began with a sloppy BBBJ before I tore off those yoga pants entirely and pushed her onto the bed to give her a nice serving of rock hard D.

Old age has its perks, like not having to worry about impregnating a woman, so I didn't need to wear protection on this mission and having that pure feeling of warmth and wetness is enough to drive a man wild. So sure she may not have been the best looking girl I curated but I still filled her up with more cream filling than a nervous cake decorator during a rich kids birthday party.

It was a fuck so good that I had forgotten to even get her name. And while I tried to return and see her again next week, I was instead met with another old lady who wouldn't supply me with a tenth of the service I had gotten from ol orange tank top. That visit was a wash and a sad waste of $85. But alas, won is usually a standard NOVA Jack shack where you'll be lucky to walk away with half of the service I had received on my previous venture. And is why it's crucial to get a name, it's crucial to describe your encounter in pain staking detail because while you might find the location of jolly Rogers pirate booty. You need a name like a map needs that big red X.

Knowing is indeed half the battle and if we can't clutch tight to that name, then it's destined, like my sweet memory (and my wallet) to sink to the bottom of the watery depths where it will certainly be forgotten.

Let it be my deadman's tale, the last one before a new year approaches.

Several Monger-Brothers post good / excellent reviews / commentary.

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However, in 2021 - TheDrowned was generally on a level attained only by a the fewest. Style, a bit of wit, and solid information. Outstanding.

No one cares, but if we had a monger-poster award, I would nominate TheDrowned for "best in class. ".

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May 2022 be a great year for all -- and, as usual.

Always be nice to the Ladies.

PA.

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FWIW. I saw an independent today. A pretty lady, a meh massage, a good BBBJ. Shorted on time. Not likely a repeat in 2022. Will post review later. Happy New Year.

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[QUOTE=TheDrowned;5704336]Won massage is a venue where I have won big and lost huge. For me the place is an AMP casino, when I swear the place off like a losing slot machine I am somehow drawn back to it by a mystical force, pulling me in by an invisible leash egging me on to pull the lever for one last slot shot. Then, like magic. I get a big pay out only to lose again on my next visit.

Folks, sometimes I question my own ability as a preacher. I often give good advice only for the irony to knock me in the noggin like a pan of iron for not being able to follow my own teachings. I may not have said on this account but I'll certainly repeat it again, it's not where you go, it's who ya see.

Though I can describe the lady vividly: This was an old Chinese woman in an orange tank top and leopard skin tight yoga pants. There was some beauty in her hidden behind the wrinkles and the mask. She has miles on her for sure but with her auburn hair and petite body, I could tell she was quite the looker back in the day and she still got the moves to give me a chubby. Massage was good but I knew she had more to offer, I slowly pulled down her pants and lifted up her shirt revealing shapely Bs and big brown nipples just waiting to be sucked on. This is when the real game began and this lady was ready to play ball. It's those rare moments where you don't even have to ask. We met eyes and immediately our mental conversation began with a sloppy BBBJ before I tore off those yoga pants entirely and pushed her onto the bed to give her a nice serving of rock hard D.

Old age has its perks, like not having to worry about impregnating a woman, so I didn't need to wear protection on this mission and having that pure feeling of warmth and wetness is enough to drive a man wild. So sure she may not have been the best looking girl I curated but I still filled her up with more cream filling than a nervous cake decorator during a rich kids birthday party.

It was a fuck so good that I had forgotten to even get her name. And while I tried to return and see her again next week, I was instead met with another old lady who wouldn't supply me with a tenth of the service I had gotten from ol orange tank top. That visit was a wash and a sad waste of $85. But alas, won is usually a standard NOVA Jack shack where you'll be lucky to walk away with half of the service I had received on my previous venture. And is why it's crucial to get a name, it's crucial to describe your encounter in pain staking detail because while you might find the location of jolly Rogers pirate booty. You need a name like a map needs that big red X.

Knowing is indeed half the battle and if we can't clutch tight to that name, then it's destined, like my sweet memory (and my wallet) to sink to the bottom of the watery depths where it will certainly be forgotten.

Let it be my deadman's tale, the last one before a new year approaches.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;5704336]...Old age has its perks, like not having to worry about impregnating a woman, so I didn't need to wear protection on this mission and having that pure feeling of warmth and wetness is enough to drive a man wild. So sure she may not have been the best looking girl I curated but I still filled her up with more cream filling than a nervous cake decorator during a rich kids birthday party...[/QUOTE]"nervous cake decorator during a rich kids birthday party" -LOL. I hope you don't mind me asking, but don't you have concerns to bare-back an AMP worker?

Thought I'd offer a few recent experiences.

ZY in woodbridge has some new staff. They have an older woman who is not attractive, but gives the longest, nicest milking handjob. The best shit ever. I can't get ahold of her anymore, but they have at least 2 very young, very petite girls there. No extra menu besides HJ, and maybe topless HJ. But very petite and nice girls. I always go there as iw ork near by and it's a nice decent massage followed by a guarante ending for. 8 out the door half hour.

Rt 1 therapy is a bust, at least late at night the other night. Very very older woman. Maybe 5 minute rub if that. Awful he. Awful everything LOL. But always available I guess?

I had seen the other girl at stafford wellness. Much older than jenny. Much less cute. I had a nice experience with her otherwise, but wasn't anything to want to repeat. Normal HE, and crazy priced anything else if you go often and bring $$ and your own jimmy.

Oasis in dumfries is a guarantee FS. Crap shot on what you get. Most times its going to be middle aged and ehh. But sometimes they have some nice ones. Recently saw yumi. Very fun experience. Get FS. S he took a good hard pounding. Was probably a month ago?? The mamasan has changed if anyone knew amy that worked there prior. Prices go up, service goes down, but always FS available. I'd say on average, 1 in every 3 times I go its good. Always a fun FS, always a fun ending. But not always the best girls.

[QUOTE=PilotAviator;5704462]Several Monger-Brothers post good / excellent reviews / commentary.

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However, in 2021 - TheDrowned was generally on a level attained only by a the fewest. Style, a bit of wit, and solid information. Outstanding.

No one cares, but if we had a monger-poster award, I would nominate TheDrowned for "best in class. ".

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May 2022 be a great year for all -- and, as usual.

Always be nice to the Ladies.

PA.

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FWIW. I saw an independent today. A pretty lady, a meh massage, a good BBBJ. Shorted on time. Not likely a repeat in 2022. Will post review later. Happy New Year.

- - - - - -.[/QUOTE]I completely second this. I propose we call this the Frank Digitola award in honor of that prolific monger poet of days past.

To The Drowned, take a bow!

To all others, step up, TOFTT, and report. Add some flair if you can, why not.

Fellas, this hobby has fully engulfed me since October 2021 and I'm enjoying the thrill of the hunt for various endings while also getting some amazing massages and some not so great. My most recent travels have taken me to AT in Fairfax. It was Christmas Eve and I needed one more release before being in family mode. I parked and based on outward appearances this would appear to be a lost cause. I took my chances and went up those stairs and rang the doorbell. A sweet cutie answered and whisked me right in.

No table shower offered but I did not inquire either. Opted for the hour and the massage was pretty good. It hit the critical spots and I even slept for a bit. On the flip, and negotiation for typical NOVA. The jean shorts and tank top came off to reveal what had to be 2 inch nipples that were begging to be sucked on. What followed was a slow amazing milking that had me quivering. This was some weird 4 figure leg lock technique with the hand grasping AL in a weird motion but it was heavenly. We enjoyed good vibes the entire hour and she is a sweetheart. Forgot to get her name but will be repeating and hope to luck up with her again.

Went and saw Leah last week. I have seen her many times, but nothing recently, but she still remembered me. Leah is very sweet, fairly attractive, nice body (not a spinner but not a BBW), and gives a pretty good message. She does pretty much whatever you want, and has never ever negotiated with me. I'm not sure why I don't go see her, I really should.

This particular visit was great, started with a very good massage. As she was messaging I started rubbing her legs and butt. So what did she do? Without asking and just like that, she took off her pants, revealing her sexy bubble butt. She continued massaging and then removed her shirt. She continued to message for several more minutes until it was time for the flip. Full menu available, but she won't ask so just tell her what you want. Again, no negotiations.

I highly recommended.

[QUOTE=CitizenScorpio;5705634]Fellas, this hobby has fully engulfed me since October 2021 and I'm enjoying the thrill of the hunt for various endings while also getting some amazing massages and some not so great. My most recent travels have taken me to AT in Fairfax. It was Christmas Eve and I needed one more release before being in family mode. I parked and based on outward appearances this would appear to be a lost cause. I took my chances and went up those stairs and rang the doorbell. A sweet cutie answered and whisked me right in.

No table shower offered but I did not inquire either. Opted for the hour and the massage was pretty good. It hit the critical spots and I even slept for a bit. On the flip, and negotiation for typical NOVA. The jean shorts and tank top came off to reveal what had to be 2 inch nipples that were begging to be sucked on. What followed was a slow amazing milking that had me quivering. This was some weird 4 figure leg lock technique with the hand grasping AL in a weird motion but it was heavenly. We enjoyed good vibes the entire hour and she is a sweetheart. Forgot to get her name but will be repeating and hope to luck up with her again.[/QUOTE]What was the donation and can you PM or tell us the name please? I don't know what AT would be. Thanks.

Has anyone any info on LC Massage Spa in Vienna? Willing to TOFTT, but would like to know about possible red flags if anyone has encountered yet. The place looks bit shady.

I have had many sleepless nights before my dream. I have been restless, craving sleep. Over Thanksgiving I finally slept. I had a wonderful dream. A dream so good that I never want to dream again.

As I faded into this dream I saw a lady that looked to be in her 50's, and was wondering if she was there alone. She assured me someone younger was inside, called her in. A much younger lady, who was in her late 30's showed up. We showered, she gave me a very nice massage.

From dry-rubbing to nursing to frivolous roaming all over she did her very best to entertain me. With her enthusiasm and patience I reached bliss.

I no longer ever want to feel this way. I think now I understand why it's not really the best way to go about pleasure.

As my first venture ever I realized what I crave was love not flesh. I am so confused and lost, and scared. A dream cannot hurt me.

When I woke up I noticed $. 60 somehow faded from my wallet.

I keep having scary thoughts that I might have caught something while dreaming that might haunt me IRL. Older dreamers, tell me what is to be done.

Its always a good time. Queen was backed up and could not fit me in. Went next door to the tried and true Franconia Wellness. Joy answered and took me to my room. Shower was always fun and incredibly playful. Kelly was also there and she stopped in to talk and she played around as well for a few minutes. Afterwards dried me off and took me to the room. There it was a fantastic hard massage. What happened after the flip was a very enjoyable standard massage that will leave you incredibly happy.

For a 30 minute massage, it was. 60 and with the fantastic massage it was. 80 tip.

[QUOTE=AnyDayHumpDay;5706765]Has anyone any info on LC Massage Spa in Vienna? Willing to TOFTT, but would like to know about possible red flags if anyone has encountered yet. The place looks bit shady.[/QUOTE]I realize you can't search for LC. There was some discussion around the beginning of August (I just searched for Vienna, so may not have seen more recent posts). I haven't seen for awhile, but no red flags.

I've been in the game for years but I've never tried a massage parlor until recently and even though I got what I wanted it was a struggle to communicate it. The lady asked me what I wanted and when I said full service she laughed and said shh don't said that but she agreed to it. So I turn to the experienced veterans here, what is the proper way to ask for extra services when visiting these spas?