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[QUOTE=ThePreacher;2474551]I am interested in your findings![/QUOTE]Not something all of us have had to deal with. LMAO. ;o).

Well, now, if she would ask a reasonable rate and not be so stuck on herself she might, just might get some actual clients. But then that will be an epic fail because so far her attitude on phone just sucks. So I would think if she got a few actual clients, well, then, the reviews would be soooo bad. Try to do it right, Emma, decent donations and excellent service and you could make a lot of dough. Keep this up and no one will bother.

And because it is adult fun, you might just enjoy yourself too!

[QUOTE=Pieeater;2474591][URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/blond-bombshell-emma-i-am-the-real-deal-guys-dont-be-fooled-by-these-other-fakes/7353332[/URL] okay guys! ! I read all the reviews about Emma after I had an one hour session with her earlier today, not sure if she had haters or just the fact that she is new to the industry and not quite master the art of how to please everyone over the phone or text messages yet, good thing I didn't read the reviews first, or I would of missed out on a real life beauty, Emma is a rare girl that is actually prettier in person compare to her pictures on BP. Yes. Her price seem high at first compare to other BP girls and the Hotel and the Sheets could be cleaner and nicer. . but after I saw her! None of that matters and she is well worth the asking price. WOW. ! Been with pros all over the country, not every girl is good over the phone or via text. . the real test is the service and face to face and Emma gets two thumbs up from me!! She is a rare treasure in a world of "Bait &Switch " BP girls.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=New2Jax;2474883]Well, now, if she would ask a reasonable rate and not be so stuck on herself she might, just might get some actual clients. But then that will be an epic fail because so far her attitude on phone just sucks. So I would think if she got a few actual clients, well, then, the reviews would be soooo bad. Try to do it right, Emma, decent donations and excellent service and you could make a lot of dough. Keep this up and no one will bother.

And because it is adult fun, you might just enjoy yourself too![/QUOTE]Self review after self review, raising rates, being rude. I just don't get it. If pics are real and she got her shirt together she can do good. Despite the self reviews I was going to toftt and try her out. I contacted her last week but times didn't work and never visited her. But yesterday we went Back and forth texting, she told me where she was, asked how soon I was coming and then she sent her donations. 150 half 200 whole. I responded, you just told me 100/140 last time we talked. She denied that and said she would be losing money and never go that low. So I sent a screen shot of our conversation and her prices she sent. And then I never heard back from her. Smh. Hopefully she reads this, please get it together and start being realistic and have fun and make money.

[QUOTE=Pieeater;2474591][URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/blond-bombshell-emma-i-am-the-real-deal-guys-dont-be-fooled-by-these-other-fakes/7353332[/URL] okay guys! ! I read all the reviews about Emma after I had an one hour session with her earlier today, not sure if she had haters or just the fact that she is new to the industry and not quite master the art of how to please everyone over the phone or text messages yet, good thing I didn't read the reviews first, or I would of missed out on a real life beauty, Emma is a rare girl that is actually prettier in person compare to her pictures on BP. Yes. Her price seem high at first compare to other BP girls and the Hotel and the Sheets could be cleaner and nicer. . but after I saw her! None of that matters and she is well worth the asking price. WOW. ! Been with pros all over the country, not every girl is good over the phone or via text. . the real test is the service and face to face and Emma gets two thumbs up from me!! She is a rare treasure in a world of "Bait &Switch " BP girls.[/QUOTE]The first one made me upset, the second one made me laugh, this third one is now pitiful. Emma just get to work (off the keyboard) and your reviews will come. Give board members or seniors a discount I'm sure they will give an HONEST review.

[QUOTE=JaxQt;2474861]Are yoerious? This girl just doesn't give up does she? Nice 3rd self-review in the same number of days.[/QUOTE]But the dirty bed and / or sheets are a deal breaker for me! If someone is going to charge me an arm, a leg, and a toe, the sheets need to be changed before seeing each new client! Honey Monroe changes her sheets each time and her place is immaculate! Perhaps she should do a consultation with Ms. Monroe to get some pointers! Ladies, please stop keeping filthy dirty rooms! Provide your clients with a better ambiance! Is that asking too much? Laying on a bed full of body fluids from previous clients! How disgusting!

[QUOTE=Pieeater;2474591][URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/blond-bombshell-emma-i-am-the-real-deal-guys-dont-be-fooled-by-these-other-fakes/7353332[/URL] okay guys! ! I read all the reviews about Emma after I had an one hour session with her earlier today, not sure if she had haters or just the fact that she is new to the industry and not quite master the art of how to please everyone over the phone or text messages yet, good thing I didn't read the reviews first, or I would of missed out on a real life beauty, Emma is a rare girl that is actually prettier in person compare to her pictures on BP. Yes. Her price seem high at first compare to other BP girls and the Hotel and the Sheets could be cleaner and nicer. . but after I saw her! None of that matters and she is well worth the asking price. WOW. ! Been with pros all over the country, not every girl is good over the phone or via text. . the real test is the service and face to face and Emma gets two thumbs up from me!! She is a rare treasure in a world of "Bait &Switch " BP girls.[/QUOTE]FYI: here's a novel idea: buy 10 white sheets from Wal-Mart. They can't be more than $60. Buy wipes so clients can clean themselves. If you see 5 clients per day, wash your sheets on the 2nd day so that clients will have fresh sheets to lay on. Oh! No smoking in rooms and nice scented candles are a nice touch. Oh! Turn your phone off during sessions! Well, that should get you started! You're welcome!

[QUOTE=Pieeater;2474591][URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/blond-bombshell-emma-i-am-the-real-deal-guys-dont-be-fooled-by-these-other-fakes/7353332[/URL] okay guys! ! I read all the reviews about Emma after I had an one hour session with her earlier today, not sure if she had haters or just the fact that she is new to the industry and not quite master the art of how to please everyone over the phone or text messages yet, good thing I didn't read the reviews first, or I would of missed out on a real life beauty, Emma is a rare girl that is actually prettier in person compare to her pictures on BP. Yes. Her price seem high at first compare to other BP girls and the Hotel and the Sheets could be cleaner and nicer. . but after I saw her! None of that matters and she is well worth the asking price. WOW. ! Been with pros all over the country, not every girl is good over the phone or via text. . the real test is the service and face to face and Emma gets two thumbs up from me!! She is a rare treasure in a world of "Bait &Switch " BP girls.[/QUOTE]And she was amazing! She was butt naked riding a unicorn down baymeadows and I started sweating. Like Mike Tyson in a spelling bee sweating. Thinking man, how do I get some of those lucky charms. I followed the rainbow and found a pot of golden pussy. It smells like hopes and dreams and tasted like filet mignon mixed with blueberry rush powerade (not even released yet). Please don't PM me for details. I am keeping this one all to myself. Why you ask? I have a manag a trois scheduled with Emma and THE little mermaid from the Disney movie (I know right-lucky me) tomorrow. The lochness monster is kicking in $. 2 to watch while he jerks off which is fine by me!

Next month I plan on fucking the unicorn while Emma watches!

[QUOTE=JTbMonger;2475003]And she was amazing! She was butt naked riding a unicorn down baymeadows and I started sweating. Like Mike Tyson in a spelling bee sweating. Thinking man, how do I get some of those lucky charms. I followed the rainbow and found a pot of golden pussy. It smells like hopes and dreams and tasted like filet mignon mixed with blueberry rush powerade (not even released yet). Please don't PM me for details. I am keeping this one all to myself. Why you ask? I have a manag a trois scheduled with Emma and THE little mermaid from the Disney movie (I know right-lucky me) tomorrow. The lochness monster is kicking in $. 2 to watch while he jerks off which is fine by me!

Next month I plan on fucking the unicorn while Emma watches![/QUOTE]I've texted this girl several times this morning about an appointment and she didn't respond to not one of them YET, she takes the time to self-post! Nothing too weird about that 'eh!

[QUOTE=Pieeater;2474591][URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/blond-bombshell-emma-i-am-the-real-deal-guys-dont-be-fooled-by-these-other-fakes/7353332[/URL] okay guys! ! I read all the reviews about Emma after I had an one hour session with her earlier today, not sure if she had haters or just the fact that she is new to the industry and not quite master the art of how to please everyone over the phone or text messages yet, good thing I didn't read the reviews first, or I would of missed out on a real life beauty, Emma is a rare girl that is actually prettier in person compare to her pictures on BP. Yes. Her price seem high at first compare to other BP girls and the Hotel and the Sheets could be cleaner and nicer. . but after I saw her! None of that matters and she is well worth the asking price. WOW. ! Been with pros all over the country, not every girl is good over the phone or via text. . the real test is the service and face to face and Emma gets two thumbs up from me!! She is a rare treasure in a world of "Bait &Switch " BP girls.[/QUOTE]I too had a dream with Emma today, despite my sarcasm on her self postings, I decided anyone who looks that good must be real to be on this site. Well low and behold she is even better in person, and the aroma was overwhelming! However the better news was once she saw me she got week at the knees and wide eyed! Emma told me I was the most handsome man she had ever met. Not only that but once I took my cloths off and she saw me in all my glory she got flushed and fell on the bed. She began a BBBJ and emptied my storage tanks in no time. She was so good and lovely that I remained erect for her and she did a second BJ. After laying back in exhaustion she let me go to town on her, and did I ever. I drained myself for the third and fourth time in both holes, she said she never did Greek but wanted me to be her first as I was so handsome and huge. We did doggie and finished anal one more time, before I could put my pants on she gave me one more BJ, letting me cover her face with all my baby batter. Then the good news! No charge for me as I was so good looking and the best lover she ever had. She begged me to come live with her but I declined. There you have it guys, one legit posting (3) to mine. [URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/images/attach/jpg.gif[/URL].

[QUOTE=OnceIWas;2475179]I too had a dream with Emma today, despite my sarcasm on her self postings, I decided anyone who looks that good must be real to be on this site. Well low and behold she is even better in person, and the aroma was overwhelming! However the better news was once she saw me she got week at the knees and wide eyed! Emma told me I was the most handsome man she had ever met. Not only that but once I took my cloths off and she saw me in all my glory she got flushed and fell on the bed. She began a BBBJ and emptied my storage tanks in no time. She was so good and lovely that I remained erect for her and she did a second BJ. After laying back in exhaustion she let me go to town on her, and did I ever. I drained myself for the third and fourth time in both holes, she said she never did Greek but wanted me to be her first as I was so handsome and huge. We did doggie and finished anal one more time, before I could put my pants on she gave me one more BJ, letting me cover her face with all my baby batter. Then the good news! No charge for me as I was so good looking and the best lover she ever had. She begged me to come live with her but I declined. There you have it guys, one legit posting (3) to mine. [URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/images/attach/jpg.gif[/URL].[/QUOTE]I told poni boi I would let him fuck the unicorn if he topped my post. You have now raised the bar sir.

[QUOTE=OnceIWas;2475179]I too had a dream with Emma today, despite my sarcasm on her self postings, I decided anyone who looks that good must be real to be on this site. Well low and behold she is even better in person, and the aroma was overwhelming! However the better news was once she saw me she got week at the knees and wide eyed! Emma told me I was the most handsome man she had ever met. Not only that but once I took my cloths off and she saw me in all my glory she got flushed and fell on the bed. She began a BBBJ and emptied my storage tanks in no time. She was so good and lovely that I remained erect for her and she did a second BJ. After laying back in exhaustion she let me go to town on her, and did I ever. I drained myself for the third and fourth time in both holes, she said she never did Greek but wanted me to be her first as I was so handsome and huge. We did doggie and finished anal one more time, before I could put my pants on she gave me one more BJ, letting me cover her face with all my baby batter. Then the good news! No charge for me as I was so good looking and the best lover she ever had. She begged me to come live with her but I declined. There you have it guys, one legit posting (3) to mine. [URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/images/attach/jpg.gif[/URL].[/QUOTE]Inquiring minds want to know where and how you got my private picture! LOL.

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My journey with this one started at 10:16 AM today.

5. 5 hours and 57 text messages later, Wee Willie still hasn't jumped into the swimming hole. Headed to see Rikki.

[QUOTE=JTbMonger;2475003]And she was amazing! She was butt naked riding a unicorn down baymeadows and I started sweating. Like Mike Tyson in a spelling bee sweating. Thinking man, how do I get some of those lucky charms. I followed the rainbow and found a pot of golden pussy. It smells like hopes and dreams and tasted like filet mignon mixed with blueberry rush powerade (not even released yet). Please don't PM me for details. I am keeping this one all to myself. Why you ask? I have a manag a trois scheduled with Emma and THE little mermaid from the Disney movie (I know right-lucky me) tomorrow. The lochness monster is kicking in $. 2 to watch while he jerks off which is fine by me!

Next month I plan on fucking the unicorn while Emma watches![/QUOTE]Is there a do to in the house? JTBM is just having a reaction from the lack of adequate dose of quality pussy here in J'ville. I know I'm infringing on the HIPPA Act by letting everyone know of his medical condition, but JTBM has a rare case of gina-eyes (pronounced: ja-ni-tees) common in most part of Monger world. It's similar to diabetes, but sugar is not the root of the problem- It's vaginas and goin w / out. This can effect a Mongers main muscle w / dire results. Some of the symptoms include delusions of mythical creatures and beautiful girls w / pussies of fake gold, as well as blue balls (worst case). If he doesn't get his periodic dose of vag-injections, he will have a reaction. Judging from his colorful post, he's having a reaction now. So if anybody knows of some quality "gina" that JTBM can inject to, please make haste, for he is limited in time before the Monger monster in him is released. And when that happens, Look Out Hooterville! Look Out Sin City! Look Out Phillips, Look Out Main! Watch Out Ladies! You would like when JTBM is horny!! AAARRGGHH! JTBM FUCKS! AAAARRGGHH! FUCK EMMA AND HER FAKE GOLD PUSSY! AAARRGGHH!

The End.

BSHM.

-PB.

Got to get back to work. Boss is wanting those TPS reports.

[QUOTE=HornyGuy2;2473566]Saw heidi at her private residence in Mandarin and she is definitely the girl in the pictures but she has gained about 15-20 pounds. I would have loved to fuck the skinnier version of her but hey, we can't have everything we want now can we. She was loopy so I'm guesing a pill head because she doesn't have any signs of IV use. BBBJ and then hit it doggy. She told me I was the first person she's seen that day so I was kinda surprised when I went to the toilet to throw away the cover and saw another one in their already LOL. These girls I swear. You can tell that she just recently put on the weight because her booty and everything was tight even though she was fatter.

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/heidi-is-here-to-please-you-incalls-only/7363893[/URL][/QUOTE]This gem told me "60 get you 10" for a QV. Took a pass. CMON. 10, really? That only works if I've been reading Ponies Boi stories and looking at the hot pix he posts and are therefore primed and ready to put some down range!!

Ok guys, I'm man enough to admit that you guys might be right about Emma after all. Yesterday I had a one hour with her and it was great. And today I went back for a 2 hour session and long be hold, her location change and price change as well. LOL and she also started to act kinda of weird and half way through our session she says her phone vibrated 5 times which I didn't hear a thing! And 5 minutes later she came out of bathroom crying her eyes out saying her brother gotten into a car accident and her mother is on her way to pick her up to take her to the hospital? Which it all happened so suddenly what was I supposed to say except "I'm Sorry". LOL but she promised she will call me later and finished our session which I'm highly doubtful at this point, but if she does call me later guess that would make me the "A" Hole but that's face it, not likely. LOL but that's okay, she apparently don't have a clue or simply don't care. She will make tons more money from a happy regular then a occasionally "hit &run " like she just pull with me today. Just thought I share my experience and reviews with the readers on here to help others that's looking for a honest working professional. Apparently Emma is not or she just haven't figured it out yet. I will post later if she did end up calling me back, but I think you all know the answers to that one. LOL by now I think you guys can believe that I am not Emma posting a self review on herself. LOL. And if anyone can suggest a honest operating provider I will be greatly appreciated.