Massage Parlor Reports

Someone to tell me where to go, how to find.

Can someone send me a DM, PM whatever?

Looking for the spots where they give Bjs at not a crazy expensive price? Can someone guide me? I'm just a regular guy.

[QUOTE=BroHymn;4561461]Does anyone know where to look for independent cmt level providers these days? I've combed them and came up with very little info. Is thatmall still relevant? it seems like all the posts there use pictures from the 90s. I really miss the few gems I've met over the years that have all seemingly retired. Anyone remember gina mitchell?[/QUOTE]Agree? I'm looking too!

Found her on RR she is great, now she lives in Hollywood. If you like huge naturals and a banging asz she is def pretty. Her massage is solid and play time is really good. Her donation is $$.

DM me but please bring a solid ref for either hot k-girl or Westside, SF area.

If you're looking for a massage place that provides that, you're in luck. LA & OC has them everywhere. I've stumbled upon them a few times just when looking for a legit massage. There are other sites that specialize in rub and tug locations you can google, if a place is on the list with reviews it's a safe bet. Show up with cash & be friendly & you should leave very happy.

[QUOTE=Gabelos1;4576336]Someone to tell me where to go, how to find.

Can someone send me a DM, PM whatever?

Looking for the spots where they give Bjs at not a crazy expensive price? Can someone guide me? I'm just a regular guy.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PokerFace11;4576318]Laura did a hell of a job on me the other day but I'd like to know Who can top Laura's wildest service at Green spa?[/QUOTE]I'm curious since there are a few posts stating that Laura has departed Green Spa, so will you tell us more specifically than "the other day" when you saw her?

Does anyone know which places are more discreet? It can be kinda awkward and ruin the mood if there is a large waiting room with 20 fellow mongers or if the exit is too put in the open and obvious. Thanks.

[QUOTE=CoryBekem;4579359]Does anyone know which places are more discreet? It can be kinda awkward and ruin the mood if there is a large waiting room with 20 fellow mongers or if the exit is too put in the open and obvious. Thanks.[/QUOTE]FFS.

Okay, tips for you newbies:

If you walk in and there are 20 guys waiting either 1) It's Free Anal Day (best bring your own condom) or 2) You've accidentally wandered into the Vasectomy clinic during the Final Four.

You may occasionally run into other mongers (gasp) and if that happens the accepted universal greeting is "Sup" with the proper response being "Sup. ".

If the exit (and presumably the entrance) is too open and obvious, look for the super secret entrance. It's usually down the side of the building behind the trash bin. Move that out of the way and bang on the wall behind it. It may not open right away, so bang as hard and long as it takes. OR, if you're not quite ready to walk into a place of business with a front door facing a public use area, drive away.

Remember: You're there for a massage with many health benefits. Thats all. If something else happens (I've heard stories) well, how surprising! Best of luck.

I saw her before Thanksgiving, but haven't been back since. Hope she's still there, she is a freak! One of the best BBBJs from a MP I've had.

[QUOTE=TheCamel;4578443]I'm curious since there are a few posts stating that Laura has departed Green Spa, so will you tell us more specifically than "the other day" when you saw her?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;4580073]If something else happens (I've heard stories) .[/QUOTE]What could happen? Asking for a friend of course.

Post made me chuckle. I think I've only seen another monger a handful of times in the many years. They usually have you wait in a room while Big Jim becomes Little Timmy because it's so friggen cold!

[QUOTE=CoryBekem;4579359]Does anyone know which places are more discreet? It can be kinda awkward and ruin the mood if there is a large waiting room with 20 fellow mongers or if the exit is too put in the open and obvious. Thanks.[/QUOTE]The only time something remotely similar has happened to me was when the girl running the place overbooked. There were maybe 2 to 3 others besides me in the waiting room. Everyone knows why everyone is there. Just don't make things too awkward. At the same shop though, they had people come in through front door and leave through the back into the parking lot.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;4580073]FFS.

Okay, tips for you newbies:

If you walk in and there are 20 guys waiting either 1) It's Free Anal Day (best bring your own condom) or 2) You've accidentally wandered into the Vasectomy clinic during the Final Four.

You may occasionally run into other mongers (gasp) and if that happens the accepted universal greeting is "Sup" with the proper response being "Sup. ".

If the exit (and presumably the entrance) is too open and obvious, look for the super secret entrance. It's usually down the side of the building behind the trash bin. Move that out of the way and bang on the wall behind it. It may not open right away, so bang as hard and long as it takes. OR, if you're not quite ready to walk into a place of business with a front door facing a public use area, drive away.

Remember: You're there for a massage with many health benefits. Thats all. If something else happens (I've heard stories) well, how surprising! Best of luck.[/QUOTE]Another classic post by a seasoned veteran. I nominate as one of the funniest posts of the year 2019. Best of luck, I hope you'll take the crown.

[QUOTE=EastHornDog14;4580948]The only time something remotely similar has happened to me was when the girl running the place overbooked. There were maybe 2 to 3 others besides me in the waiting room. Everyone knows why everyone is there. Just don't make things too awkward. At the same shop though, they had people come in through front door and leave through the back into the parking lot.[/QUOTE]I remember healing therapy in Baldwin Park around ten years ago where on the waiting room sometimes used to be four mongers and you used to chat with them, looked more a doctor's office with the older mamasan as office manager.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;4580073]FFS.

Okay, tips for you newbies:

If you walk in and there are 20 guys waiting either 1) It's Free Anal Day (best bring your own condom) or 2) You've accidentally wandered into the Vasectomy clinic during the Final Four.

You may occasionally run into other mongers (gasp) and if that happens the accepted universal greeting is "Sup" with the proper response being "Sup. ".

If the exit (and presumably the entrance) is too open and obvious, look for the super secret entrance. It's usually down the side of the building behind the trash bin. Move that out of the way and bang on the wall behind it. It may not open right away, so bang as hard and long as it takes. OR, if you're not quite ready to walk into a place of business with a front door facing a public use area, drive away.

Remember: You're there for a massage with many health benefits. Thats all. If something else happens (I've heard stories) well, how surprising! Best of luck.[/QUOTE]Sorry for my ignorance. I normally just stick to independents but I've been getting curious as the independent cmt scene Is dying down.

[QUOTE=Panchito33;4580301]I saw her before Thanksgiving, but haven't been back since. Hope she's still there, she is a freak! One of the best BBBJs from a MP I've had.[/QUOTE]Gracias Panchito. Your timeline definitely pre-dates the reports of her departure. We always need to take such reports with a grain of salt anyway since mamasans and other MP workers often intentionally or mistakenly miscommunicate why a particular lady is not working on any given day or month. Laura is an extremely busy high earnings provider and can afford to take a vacation.

Hey everyone, created account to ask about specific MP. I've been looking MPs for a while now and finally have the conviction to try one. I've had my eyes on one called Eastern Massage, has anyone been to this one?

Can't really find reviews on this one and wanted to know if anyone has been to this place yet??

[URL]https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/now-open-latinas-flate-rate-special-120-latinas-in-town-real-no-drama-38261763[/URL]

I know there are many reports on the famous krystal in the oc threads but I just wanted to put my experience in to perspective since it seems like there are a few mongers looking for something similar.

First, krystal is gorgeous and has an insane body. It's clear that she's not super young but she takes great care of herself. Second, her massage skills are very good. I told her what my specific movement issues were and she definitely worked out those spots, but also gave me a few tips on how to stretch and maintain going forward. Finally, her fully nude finish is very good even though I got rushed a bit. I got the first appointment of the day and she was a few minutes late; I basically finished at 10:58 and krystal was already moving me so she could change the sheets for her next client who was in the waiting room.

Overall, her rate is so low that I found it to be worth the drive down to oc to experience what everyone raves about. I will definitely repeat, however I still rate the overall experience slightly lower than vicky at thai tara. Someone pointed out that vicky is great but if you actually challenge her by asking for specific therapeutic massage, she really steps it up and I found that to be true. Unless I move closer to city of orange, vicky is still my go to.
p.s. don’t ask for more specifics about krystal... they’re all there in the oc thread.

Was in the area and called to set up 90 minute session. Arrived and entered the back door. Was told to head to room #2 which is unusual. This room is equipped with a table instead of the floor bed.

Anyways got ready and was laying face up when she entered. She asked if I wanted 2 pops and I indicated yes. She proceed to grab a pillow to prop up my legs and then dove into one the best "salad tossings" that I have had. She licked, sucked, inserted all around the starfish until my legs were shaking, she then proceed to remove her top and commence Russian from the topside. She sucked and slurped until I shot a huge load into her waiting mouth.

After a quick clean up she had me turn over for a nice massage that had me snoring my heart away. Finally awoke to the spreading of my ass cheeks and a moist tongue in my starfish. She had me flip and asked if I was ready for #2. I was, and I grabbed my cover and suited up. She removed her bottoms and went to the edge of the table, she spread her ass cheeks and I inserted my lubed up cock into her starfish. It took a few minutes for her to relax and then I started to pound away. Because of my age, the 2nd round can be hit or miss. Today was a miss, I pounded away for a good 15 minutes, but couldn't pull the trigger. Now some days that's a good thing, but I think she was disappointed that I didn't cum. I reassured her all was good. I tipped her $100 for her effort and Christmas bonus.

[QUOTE=Wireless91910;4582650]Was in the area and called to set up 90 minute session. Arrived and entered the back door. Was told to head to room #2 which is unusual. This room is equipped with a table instead of the floor bed.

Anyways got ready and was laying face up when she entered. She asked if I wanted 2 pops and I indicated yes. She proceed to grab a pillow to prop up my legs and then dove into one the best "salad tossings" that I have had. She licked, sucked, inserted all around the starfish until my legs were shaking, she then proceed to remove her top and commence Russian from the topside. She sucked and slurped until I shot a huge load into her waiting mouth.

After a quick clean up she had me turn over for a nice massage that had me snoring my heart away. Finally awoke to the spreading of my ass cheeks and a moist tongue in my starfish. She had me flip and asked if I was ready for #2. I was, and I grabbed my cover and suited up. She removed her bottoms and went to the edge of the table, she spread her ass cheeks and I inserted my lubed up cock into her starfish. It took a few minutes for her to relax and then I started to pound away. Because of my age, the 2nd round can be hit or miss. Today was a miss, I pounded away for a good 15 minutes, but couldn't pull the trigger. Now some days that's a good thing, but I think she was disappointed that I didn't cum. I reassured her all was good. I tipped her $100 for her effort and Christmas bonus.[/QUOTE]Hey,

It is pretty great story.

Can you share her info PM please?

Thankyou!

Uh, where was this?

[QUOTE=Wireless91910;4582650]Was in the area and called to set up 90 minute session. Arrived and entered the back door. Was told to head to room #2 which is unusual. This room is equipped with a table instead of the floor bed.

Anyways got ready and was laying face up when she entered. She asked if I wanted 2 pops and I indicated yes. She proceed to grab a pillow to prop up my legs and then dove into one the best "salad tossings" that I have had. She licked, sucked, inserted all around the starfish until my legs were shaking, she then proceed to remove her top and commence Russian from the topside. She sucked and slurped until I shot a huge load into her waiting mouth.

After a quick clean up she had me turn over for a nice massage that had me snoring my heart away. Finally awoke to the spreading of my ass cheeks and a moist tongue in my starfish. She had me flip and asked if I was ready for #2. I was, and I grabbed my cover and suited up. She removed her bottoms and went to the edge of the table, she spread her ass cheeks and I inserted my lubed up cock into her starfish. It took a few minutes for her to relax and then I started to pound away. Because of my age, the 2nd round can be hit or miss. Today was a miss, I pounded away for a good 15 minutes, but couldn't pull the trigger. Now some days that's a good thing, but I think she was disappointed that I didn't cum. I reassured her all was good. I tipped her $100 for her effort and Christmas bonus.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jojo351;4582405]Can't really find reviews on this one and wanted to know if anyone has been to this place yet??

[URL]https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/now-open-latinas-flate-rate-special-120-latinas-in-town-real-no-drama-38261763[/URL][/QUOTE]I actually stopped by recently. Dude answered the door. Threw me off. Told me both girls were busy. Asked if I wanted to wait. I waited in a room about 15 min and he asked if I wanted a drink, water etc. I said water. One of the girls comes in and introduces herself and I wasn't feeling her (based on the pics they advertise with) and I said I would wait for the other chick. Told me it would be about an hour so I said I would come back. Never got the water, nor did I go back. Hopefully the one that was busy was the one they advertise. I went to my regular.

[QUOTE=FireWalker86;4582899]Uh, where was this?[/QUOTE]The fabulous Tina is located in Encino off Ventura Blvd. A quick perusal of a website that reviews MP's will provide the exact address.

Just saw Weho Jenny, great service, dato and dt on me, in and out in 30.

[QUOTE=KTuned805;4583384]I actually stopped by recently. Dude answered the door. Threw me off. Told me both girls were busy. Asked if I wanted to wait. I waited in a room about 15 min and he asked if I wanted a drink, water etc. I said water. One of the girls comes in and introduces herself and I wasn't feeling her (based on the pics they advertise with) and I said I would wait for the other chick. Told me it would be about an hour so I said I would come back. Never got the water, nor did I go back. Hopefully the one that was busy was the one they advertise. I went to my regular.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up I been trying to find a new place for a while now. Can anyone pm any good MP you been to that offered close to what that ad offered.

[QUOTE=Wireless91910;4582650]Was in the area and called to set up 90 minute session. Arrived and entered the back door. Was told to head to room #2 which is unusual. This room is equipped with a table instead of the floor bed.

Anyways got ready and was laying face up when she entered. She asked if I wanted 2 pops and I indicated yes. She proceed to grab a pillow to prop up my legs and then dove into one the best "salad tossings" that I have had. She licked, sucked, inserted all around the starfish until my legs were shaking, she then proceed to remove her top and commence Russian from the topside. She sucked and slurped until I shot a huge load into her waiting mouth.

After a quick clean up she had me turn over for a nice massage that had me snoring my heart away. Finally awoke to the spreading of my ass cheeks and a moist tongue in my starfish. She had me flip and asked if I was ready for #2. I was, and I grabbed my cover and suited up. She removed her bottoms and went to the edge of the table, she spread her ass cheeks and I inserted my lubed up cock into her starfish. It took a few minutes for her to relax and then I started to pound away. Because of my age, the 2nd round can be hit or miss. Today was a miss, I pounded away for a good 15 minutes, but couldn't pull the trigger. Now some days that's a good thing, but I think she was disappointed that I didn't cum. I reassured her all was good. I tipped her $100 for her effort and Christmas bonus.[/QUOTE]Is this the Tina that looks like a 4/10 with a body of 4/10 who's always booked full because of the service? If yes, YMMV as I've seen her and didn't get anywhere close to that level.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;4584884]Is this the Tina that looks like a 4/10 with a body of 4/10 who's always booked full because of the service? If yes, YMMV as I've seen her and didn't get anywhere close to that level.[/QUOTE]Yes, yes it is.

[QUOTE=BroHymn;4582642]I know there are many reports on the famous krystal in the oc threads but I just wanted to put my experience in to perspective since it seems like there are a few mongers looking for something similar.

First, krystal is gorgeous and has an insane body. It's clear that she's not super young but she takes great care of herself. Second, her massage skills are very good. I told her what my specific movement issues were and she definitely worked out those spots, but also gave me a few tips on how to stretch and maintain going forward. Finally, her fully nude finish is very good even though I got rushed a bit. I got the first appointment of the day and she was a few minutes late; I basically finished at 10:58 and krystal was already moving me so she could change the sheets for her next client who was in the waiting room.

Overall, her rate is so low that I found it to be worth the drive down to oc to experience what everyone raves about. I will definitely repeat, however I still rate the overall experience slightly lower than vicky at thai tara. Someone pointed out that vicky is great but if you actually challenge her by asking for specific therapeutic massage, she really steps it up and I found that to be true. Unless I move closer to city of orange, vicky is still my go to.
p.s. dont ask for more specifics about krystal... theyre all there in the oc thread.[/QUOTE]Not sure why you're broadcasting her in the LA forums. Krystal has a nice athletic body, but is nowhere near gorgeous, has a butterface (for Asian standards) and her Ig pics are 99% fake. Massage is CMT level though.

[QUOTE=MyFinalHeav3;4586139]Not sure why you're broadcasting her in the LA forums. Krystal has a nice athletic body, but is nowhere near gorgeous, has a butterface (for Asian standards) and her Ig pics are 99% fake. Massage is CMT level though.[/QUOTE]She's no beauty queen but she's far from ugly. She's got a great body and gives a helluva massage so I'd say she's pretty damn near the best bang for the buck.

Been a regular at the finger of Gold and wanted to check out a new place, but I wanted to see if there's been anyone whose actually checked them out to see if I'm wasting my time. Unfortunately I don't got a rubmaps account to see the reviews there.

I've included a few names in code below that I've heard should be dope. If why'all fee uncomfortable sayin it here please pm instead. I'll be happy to report my experience once I check it out too to contribute to the group here. Thanks in advance guys!

J. Relax -Vista.

8155 Spa- it's in the name.

Moon Health. LA.

2XX0 w 8th st. It's in this area.

Momo -Weho.

Hope this contributes something to why'all too.

[QUOTE=Jojo351;4582405]Can't really find reviews on this one and wanted to know if anyone has been to this place yet??

[URL]https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/now-open-latinas-flate-rate-special-120-latinas-in-town-real-no-drama-38261763[/URL][/QUOTE]I've been there twice. First time, had Luna. 5'7", black hair, skinny, meh face, massive tits. I had fun with her, but not worth adding to my rotation.

Second time, I walked out because I didn't like the provider. She was a bit too big for me. LOL!

This place has been reviewed on the other mp sites etc. And has been mentioned here, however wanted to share my experience since it didn't match up to the reviews I saw.

Went in yesterday and it was a total ghost town. Upon walking in, mms immediately asked for. 6 without even asking if I'd been there before. Paid. 4 for 30 and I was lead to a room and had to wait for 15 minutes (which is super annoying considering I wanted a half hour massage) and a really rough looking granny came in. She gave a decent deep tissue massage and left no hints of anything past legit massage. One strange part of the massage was that after the flip, she did a deep tissue style massage on my stomach / organs. I'm not skinny but I'm not fat either and it was very intense. She was so unattractive that I didn't bother trying to see if I could get more. Read some reviews that mentioned decently attractive MILF talent, but my experience definitely didn't match up. When I exited, I saw two of the other mts in the hall and they were similarly old and rough looking.

Not sure if the spa changed hands or anything recently, but I definitely wouldn't go back.

[QUOTE=Saussy;4586830]Been a regular at the finger of Gold and wanted to check out a new place, but I wanted to see if there's been anyone whose actually checked them out to see if I'm wasting my time. Unfortunately I don't got a rubmaps account to see the reviews there.

I've included a few names in code below that I've heard should be dope. If why'all fee uncomfortable sayin it here please pm instead. I'll be happy to report my experience once I check it out too to contribute to the group here. Thanks in advance guys!

J. Relax -Vista.

8155 Spa- it's in the name.

Moon Health. LA.

2XX0 w 8th st. It's in this area.

Momo -Weho.

Hope this contributes something to why'all too.[/QUOTE]Most of the weho places are FS FYI. Very different from goldfinger. The ones along santa monica boulevard are pretty sure bets for getting some action.

I will be visiting LA next weekend and coming from the south there aren't many Asian chicks if any. Definitely excited to sample what you guys have in your town when I visit but after quick research, there are so many options to choose from its a bit overwhelming. I was hoping you guys can make sure I make the most of my short visit.

I will be near the Koreatown and downtown area during my stay. If any one has any good suggestions on who to check out I'd appreciate it.

[QUOTE=KnoxDebauchee;4589397]I will be visiting LA next weekend and coming from the south there aren't many Asian chicks if any. Definitely excited to sample what you guys have in your town when I visit but after quick research, there are so many options to choose from its a bit overwhelming. I was hoping you guys can make sure I make the most of my short visit.

I will be near the Koreatown and downtown area during my stay. If any one has any good suggestions on who to check out I'd appreciate it.[/QUOTE]Too vague. What are you looking for? Are you willing to drive?

For a sure bet for FS with asian girls, find one of the MP's in west hollywood along santa monica boulevard. The vast majority are FS. Otherwise you can try for one of the k-girl escort services but passing their screening can be challenging.

I've done my runs around the OC area with VN girls. Hadn't had any luck finding Korean girls.

Where are some good spots In the LA area for some hot young Korean providers Thanks.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;4580073]FFS.

Okay, tips for you newbies:

If you walk in and there are 20 guys waiting either 1) It's Free Anal Day (best bring your own condom) or 2) You've accidentally wandered into the Vasectomy clinic during the Final Four.

You may occasionally run into other mongers (gasp) and if that happens the accepted universal greeting is "Sup" with the proper response being "Sup. ".

If the exit (and presumably the entrance) is too open and obvious, look for the super secret entrance. It's usually down the side of the building behind the trash bin. Move that out of the way and bang on the wall behind it. It may not open right away, so bang as hard and long as it takes. OR, if you're not quite ready to walk into a place of business with a front door facing a public use area, drive away.

Remember: You're there for a massage with many health benefits. Thats all. If something else happens (I've heard stories) well, how surprising! Best of luck.[/QUOTE]I agree your last paragraph explains it all. Even if you get caught with a boner. I just got a boner and that's it! No matter what we never offer anything in exchange for something. Even if you're told she told us everything. BS story for sure. You'll here it over and over.

The health benefits of massage really are good for the body. That's all I know too.

I'm pretty sure this is a different Coco than whoever was reported on here before, as she's been at this shop for only like a month. Cold hands and always asked "how much do you pay me" whenever I asked if I / she could do x or why. Not all bad though. The second time I got her she was massaging the little guy for a good 10 minutes as we were chatting. As I wanted to finish so we could get to the massage, I folded my legs, and she took the signal. She finished me off as she rubbed one hand on my butt, making it a pretty intense O. Later on she asked if I wanted seconds. I declined as I released too much in the first round and because the first round took a while. Gave her. 6, she asked for a bit more, so I gave her another. 1. I may visit her again as now we've got to know each other. She's been in the US for years so her English is ok. I do appreciate establishing a connection before donating my body.

I've been looking for a new Latina massage parlor. This place called Skin Care and Body Spa on Santa Monica boulevard looks promising. However, their page on Rubmaps has the wrong phone number and I haven't been able to dig up any advertisements that they've posted online.

Something about this combination of details makes me think the place is kinda sketchy. Looking to build up the courage to go to it soon but would prefer to hear from someone else about what it's deal is.

[QUOTE=YikesMan;4590872]I've been looking for a new Latina massage parlor. This place called Skin Care and Body Spa on Santa Monica boulevard looks promising. However, their page on Rubmaps has the wrong phone number and I haven't been able to dig up any advertisements that they've posted online.

Something about this combination of details makes me think the place is kinda sketchy. Looking to build up the courage to go to it soon but would prefer to hear from someone else about what it's deal is.[/QUOTE]I assume you mean the place on the 2nd floor across the street from the target. I will post my experience, but it is fat latinas fucking for a 50 dollor door and 120 tip. They censor all reviews. You can pm me. I recommend but you better like housekeepers like arnold did.

I had to chuckle my ass off at the fooker who goes to the finger of gold and is wondering if he can handle 8155. The places are completely incomparable. It is like when that shithead was blathering about the death star and shit and vader told him that the ability to destroy an entire planet is insignificant next to the power of the force.

Fucken goldfinger is preseason and 8155 is fuken game 7.

The problem with 8155 is that traffic in l. A. (no wonder garcetti is not running for president) is as bad as the chuck steak from stater brothers, and the homeless crossing streets like they are slowrolling a royal flush make it impossible to get to the place.

But thank you to jesus Christ hisself and the holidays, there seems to be light traffic and I got to the health center in like 18 minutes, previous personal bet was 29 minutes. And, there was ample parking near ted and connies (no, I do not park in the 8155 lot, I may piss in the shower at temple of bliss, but I am not a savage).

I walk in and only the annoying smoking woman from the Russian bakery next door gave me the eye.

I get to the hallway and yet again, the security guard is not there.

The door is a crack open (think like a crack the size of serena w. 's crack) and I saw a blonde and emo, the mamasan.

I get to the window and she says hello and I asked for 45 minutes and handed her a hundo. I said, you will give me change. She says "of course" and mutters under her breath, what do you think is wrong with me. Sure as Kershaw could fuk up toast, she gives me 30 back and takes me to the farthest room in the back.

She says lay down and girl will come in.

Oddly, there is no cover up towel, so I get nude and lay face down for the usual fucken eternity until the shift change supervisor can comply with OSHA regs and get me a massage tech.

All of a sudden emo comes in and could not be more apologetic for not having a towel. She hands me a cover up towel and says "sit down and I bring you girls in". I walked to the next room and high fived the monger, - I was getting a line up!!

She brings in three Latinas. #1 was the blonde I saw before with an ass so big you would have to stand on santa monica boulevard to do doggie.

#2 was ireena, who I picked (but wait).

#3 was a fairly mediocre heavy Latina who should be working at the place above the little ceasars about 8 miles to the west.

I pointed to the gal in the middle and asked como te llamas (you are in California, man, speak Spanish) She said Ireena and I pointed to her and told emo I wanted ireena.

Emo looked at me like I had asked for an esalen massage and said, dude, we went digital and paperless in 03, there is 1, 2, and 3, which one you want. So I said 2.

The females left and ireena came in a few minutes later. I was face down with the towel over me and Ireena has more curves than the fucken rings of Saturn. A nice face too. Pretty hard boltons and possibly a fake ass – she did have scarring in the midsection, but not like a c section.

Black hair and fake lashes, she is from Arizona or something.

She does a massage for like 5 minutes and then is kissing my shoulders. She has me turn over and throws the towel on to crescent heights and covered my cock for some CBJ. She then got on top, I then got on top, and in accordance with the we ho regulation requiring at least three positions, we did doggie upright and flat. Note that due to her ass being big (it is fucken firm), you best have a bigger cock than mine to get up in there. The rubber thing was killing it for me, thank the maker for rubbers and their roe in stopping the pandemic of heterosexual aids, so I asked for a hand release. She obliged and I managed to hit the sheet on the side – the next monger is really hating life.

I tipped her out 120 and she said I was very gentle. You guys must ram the gals here like the refrigerator in 1986.

I will say that I prolly will never go back to the finger. It is like taking a master class in how to dress like a lady from a fig streetwalker. 8155 on a weekend morning is like magic against bird, none of this bulshit lebron with his groin injury as being an excuse for a shitty bench, AD not being able to play a fourth quarter, and lebron missing more free throws than a lunatic is missing cards from a six pack. .