Streetwalker Reports

Copilot & I found ourselves near the avenue for some extra divergent non 304 duties & took in a halfhearted look between 6:45>7:45.

First seen was at Division in the form of a thin WSW brunette in black hoodie & matching knee length skirt above sneakers gave me a look that I ignored. She tried to sweeten her offer as we waited at light by opening hoodie to show off her belly shirt & chest. Not needing any geriatric gash continued to ignore her. Last seen walking South & on my way home she was across from Hermiston's favorite corner.

Just past Burnside was a fucking odd duo. What kind of fresh hell was this fouling my eyes?

One tall & bony fuglie WSW in some sort of Bavarian beer garden dress above white knee socks & shiny black Mary Janes had her phone on a short selfie stick documenting their walk. Looking more like a patron of a beer garden than a slutty server & I was lacking confidence of their original gender or if even working. Still unsure of gender though they were working @ Walgreen Hedges on my way home. "Hilda" gave me a crooked smile & wave as I passed that gave me night terrors.

After that sight, try as I might her friend in jeans & maroon sweater above sneakers was instantly forgettable.

Just past the States was a younger semi sturdy LSW in black sweater & jeans above pink sneakers. Meh...

Murder Street>Tree hotel area had the most 304 per square foot...

Murder street had a duo...

One long haired trim brunette WSW in pink mini with white fur fringe above flats wasn't appalling...

Her short & squat friend WSW in black dress & white top cannot say the same about...

Didn't get the best look at a WSW in shorts & heels leaning up against Madison.

Nor a hella' pasty faced thicker older sturdy WSW in black just past tree named hotel. Though I got enough to float the thought she enjoys bath salts & Waffle House...

Saw Galina from my reports 5249 & 5275 between Sunny & arts wall looking pretty good in yoga pants & black flats. For reasons unknown to my little head passed her by without engaging tonight. I think I'm saving up the interest on loan I lent her a few weeks ago for an extended dirt donut pounding...

Minus Galina, tonight's recon was what I'd imagine an Ambien drip would be...

The "Need Prayer" pious faithful were set up at Prescott.

Wasn't looking much, yet light PPD SUV seen when out.

Despite this hint of spring today staying in tonight. Inaugural Springer trip is on the docket for tomorrow early, along with a Saturday overnight with Dania.

Recon Soundtrack: Freddie Hubbard "Here to Stay".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2-nf0lEyNo

Safe recons & life.

At emergency job Thursday at neighbors unfortunately exposed me to covid. Neighbor informed me Friday that half the family was sicker than shit as he dropped off some tests for me. Fuck me but I tested negative. Canceled my Saturday Dania overnight & had to settle for some salacious & slutty phone sex Saturday night. Retested Sunday after Dania called & we chatted as I set the timer. Still negative, yet we decided to make plans for next weekend. Tested negative again this morning...

Prior to sinking into my growing frustrations decide to get a jump on some materials needed for latest gig starting today. Copilot & I ran the avenue around 5:00>6:00 JCB>Parkrose Hardware>JCB.

Quasimodo was limping heavily in brace near Fosters McFlurrie's. Previous gains in appearance seem to have vanished. Skipped a charitable donation due to my time restraints...

Perky titted turnip truck WSW Megan from my report #5103 was in black shorts & Keds high tops below red hoodie. I'd still throw some more at that baby fatted resin head & her full red lips but... phone issues.

Murder Street had a couple...

A meh mixed or LSW in unflattering high waisted grey pants tucked into white heeled sneakers (?). Yawns...

A skinny & almost anorexic false dark redhead WSW in skin tight black imitation leather pants & 6' matching fuck me heels. Tidy tush that one had...

After my material run the redhead had been joined by another lighter hued WSW redhead in thigh highs & heels below red tartan skirt, black top & clear umbrella. Desirability wise, many steps ahead of the anorexic one.

Came down Murder Street for a closer look at both only to pass by Tyrone Country 50 yards up street. The gingers must have been in his stable as he tried to start up with me about which one I'd prefer. Thought I'd prefer not having this conversation with your bellend type, so didn't even trouble myself with further engagement with their vacuous vagina stares.

One of those weekends...

Despite marking fish on the Willamette, got skunked on the boat shakedown & combo short fishing trip Sunday. Sighs...

Headed for home with little PPD SUV seen.

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead March 23,1995 at Charlotte Coliseum NC. Set 2.

[URL]https://archive.org/details/gd95-03-23.sbd.1369.sbeok.shnf[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

Dang, this one is bad off. Sad, sad stuff.

Stopped by the Mc Ds on 122 and Glisan. OMG the scum bags hanging around there. But quite a few girls. All not worth picking up. But there could be a gem in the rough there if one wanted to check out a few. It was hopping strange and crazies all over. Crazy in the head great in bed. Dump them in the shower for a while. Could be fun.

I like the video where the girl with baby stroller is standing waiting for the bus. With a low life next to her. Car pulls up and asks the lady if she learned anything. ? she ask learned what?

Guy in the car says. Next time to fuck some guy with a car and money. I thought it was cute.

[QUOTE=********;6810053]Stopped by the Mc Ds on 122 and Glisan. OMG the scum bags hanging around there. But quite a few girls. All not worth picking up. But there could be a gem in the rough there if one wanted to check out a few. It was hopping strange and crazies all over. Crazy in the head great in bed. Dump them in the shower for a while. Could be fun.

I like the video where the girl with baby stroller is standing waiting for the bus. With a low life next to her. Car pulls up and asks the lady if she learned anything. ? she ask learned what?

Guy in the car says. Next time to fuck some guy with a car and money. I thought it was cute.[/QUOTE]It's posts like this where I really miss the word "retarded"...

With a sizable West hills gig occupying my time for next month or more, plus along with fickle commute curtailed my time this week. Finally found the zeal & a spare hour for a recon before picking up Dania at her place around 9:00.

That patient jobsite copilot & I headed out just after 8:00 on the habitual JCB>82nd>Immigrant Statue short route. Didn't have it in me or time for an upper Sandy. Was one of my spacey nights.

First seen was at Flavel in the form of older wavy haired blonde WSW in jeans & hoodie. Looked acceptable until she looked our way with a dog's breakfast faced & interested smile. In the rearview noticed she flashed her phone as we retreated. Never seen her before & of course, this criddler has a working phone.

Just North of Taboo had a thin older greasy faced BSW in white down jacket above turquoise pants. While BMI appropriate still categorized her a yeech...

Murder Street again had the most selection of 304. My least favorite spot to monger around made even more intolerable by the street work & prep for future avenuimprovements recently.

The skinny & close to anorexic false redhead reported on my previous recon. She changed up from the black leather pants to black leather over knee fuck me heeled boots & jeans tonight. Some McFlurrier was drawn in & scooped her up tidy ass.

A young mixed or BSW in black shorts with pink jacket above matching shiny pink boots. As I waited to turn North she threw out a 300.00 quote from curb at her tree hotel room. Seemed personable enough so I didn't laugh out loud to her face...

A younger & wider homely ASW with geeky glasses & Harly Quinn pigtails took my pigtail fetish down several levels. Laughs...

Though she ignored my smile a late twenties WSW brunette in black above matching ankle boots did have some nice legs.

Harrison had a sturdy & shoulder length brunette WSW in black above the knee dress & jacket above boots attracting major attention from all compass points with her waving. Even with her looking 35 mph cute I passed on 2nd look due to that & my time constraints of the evening.

Nothing else seen after that. Not much PPD presence tonight. Or viable vagina for that matter...

Dan & I more than made up for last weekend caution & dropped her at work this morning with no holes unexplored & my backup evenly distributed. The only way to start the work week.

Recon Soundtrack: Pink Floyd April 29,1970 at KQED Studios, SF. Matching my soundtrack to my mood.

https://archive.org/details/pink-floyd-1970-kqed-fm-san-francisco

Safe recons & life.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;6810317]It's posts like this where I really miss the word "retarded"...[/QUOTE]I like "SPED", myself. And as a bonus, it annoys the SPED teachers. Like a two-fer. Thank you, and keep up the good work.

[QUOTE=Jd058;6814199]I like "SPED", myself. And as a bonus, it annoys the SPED teachers. Like a two-fer. Thank you, and keep up the good work.[/QUOTE]I say it and don't give a shit.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;6813498]Nothing else seen after that. Not much PPD presence tonight. Or viable vagina for that matter...

Dan & I more than made up for last weekend caution & dropped her at work this morning with no holes unexplored & my backup evenly distributed. The only way to start the work week.[/QUOTE]I still can't figure out why you're wasting time cruising the streets if you got two reliable top tier ladies like Dania and Merry on your playlist. As far as I can tell, you are barebacking both of them on a regular basis and not getting burners, and that's about as good as anyone can ask for. Still haven't seen face pics of either one, but they seem like lookers. Neither one seems like a dopehead.

I wouldn't be wasting my time looking for new meat. Those two gals would drain my sack quite nicely if I had access to them.

[QUOTE=MightyDemTim;6814220]I still can't figure out why you're wasting time cruising the streets if you got two reliable top tier ladies like Dania and Merry on your playlist. As far as I can tell, you are barebacking both of them on a regular basis and not getting burners, and that's about as good as anyone can ask for. Still haven't seen face pics of either one, but they seem like lookers. Neither one seems like a dopehead.

I wouldn't be wasting my time looking for new meat. Those two gals would drain my sack quite nicely if I had access to them.[/QUOTE]The Odds are high that one or both may be gone in a year in this game. You have to keep looking as you want new girls in the pipe to access when and if it does happen. No Dry Spells. Speaking from experience.

S1.

[QUOTE=Strecther1;6814342]The Odds are high that one or both may be gone in a year in this game. You have to keep looking as you want new girls in the pipe to access when and if it does happen. No Dry Spells. Speaking from experience.

S1.[/QUOTE]Nobody is looking for a girlfriend or wife in this. We play them to leave.

[QUOTE=MightyDemTim;6814220]I still can't figure out why you're wasting time cruising the streets if you got two reliable top tier ladies like Dania and Merry on your playlist. As far as I can tell, you are barebacking both of them on a regular basis and not getting burners, and that's about as good as anyone can ask for. Still haven't seen face pics of either one, but they seem like lookers. Neither one seems like a dopehead.

I wouldn't be wasting my time looking for new meat. Those two gals would drain my sack quite nicely if I had access to them.[/QUOTE]SPED also applies to some commenters here...

Special Ed, short bus for a grip of you Vatos.

[QUOTE=Strecther1;6814342]The Odds are high that one or both may be gone in a year in this game. You have to keep looking as you want new girls in the pipe to access when and if it does happen. No Dry Spells. Speaking from experience.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately, that's very true. Had a couple ole reliables in the past and I took them for granted, and when they left the hobby it broke my heart and made me realize good pussy and head is a rare treat in this world unless you've got a ton of money in the bank and can easily find more gems.

Here's a photo of a girl I met in October 2011 and got some amazing head from her and then pumped her bareback a couple times and always filled that sweet hole to the rim. I thought she would stick around for awhile, but she was gone within two months of our first meeting. Still miss that amazing hot piece of ass!

With first phase of my West hills gig moving along nicely despite my somewhat optimistic schedule haven't had the time or substantial inclination to recon much. That East West morning route is always somewhat consistent yet the West East evening commute always is a spin of the roulette wheel & last couple weeks I've acquiesced to my fatigue along with that patient jobsite copilot needs for her dinner. Even begged off on a needing cash Tori Thursday, told her I had no time to deliver personally & I'd leave her $75.00 under my doormat for her to pick up against future dirt donut bulldozing dalliances...

Wednesday Night:

Three minutes into a much longer than usual shitty evening commute the copilot puked in truck. Fucking wonderful, yet still needed to be on the avenue for errand better done now versus morning. Unwashed & semi-filthy from the day & with my back barking along with the copilot's regurgitated breakfast still mildly wafting throughout truck.

Across from the Arron had a beefy mixed or BSW in black pumps with her matching tights being pushed beyond their intended structural design limits. Yeech...

Stark>Washinton had a sturdy WSW brunette in white pants & jacket above heels. Despite the well-lit area never got the best view of her face.

Failed to remind myself why I go out again?

Oh yeah that errand might pay off tonight...

Been chatting up this cute septum pierced real redhead in store I frequent nearby. Not completely enamored with piecing yet her ass & tits are imperfectly perfect...

Anyway, tonight's transaction & small talk was no different except when she asked "how was your day" & I mildly vented about traffic & dog vomit. Laughing she related her puppy doing the same on her foot this morning. After some conversation about the insecurity of canines' digestive tracts, the conversation pivoted into places to walk dogs & tentative plans to walk our canines together soon.

On that high point skipped further recon & when home scrubbed passenger seat for 30+ minutes.

Can't remember my soundtrack...

Saturday Night:

With some time to waste before picking up my regular downtown. That copilot & I meandered out around 10:15 this dry night on JCB>82nd>Sandy upper look. Celebrated the first night a jacket wasn't required with some nice California cabernet in my coffee cup. Also a minor buzz tempers the recent sightings...

First seen was a shoulder length haired criddler type WSW brunette near Taboo in hoodie & jeans...

Low key as far as attire except for some huge eyelashes. I got more than a pasty-faced gas station heroin vibe from her smile...

Nothing seen until McFlurrie central where a sturdy PAWG brunette in matching patterned (leopard?) two piece under a black hoodie & black boots. Opened her jacket to display her underwhelming chest some. Reminded me of less chesty MIA Lexi. She was carried it all fairly well & was wearing a groove in sidewalk Prescott>Klickatat.

Murder Street had a fuglie thunder thighed younger BSW in pinkish shorts & black jacket. She ticked all boxes; if your kink runs to expired cottage cheese & cankles...

Beech had a couple...

The fat assed meh fake redhead BSW filling up some patterned tights below her single bantu knot straying North from her usual Sunny stoop. Yawns severely...

One other BSW in white ass showing white skirt above black thigh highs & white flats at least had a good shape in the gloom. She got scooped up quickly...

During a loop around was on 81st & almost ran over WSW Angela (FHT 2752) in flannel shirt & jeans as she darted across street. Must have been on some sort of determined mission as she didn't acknowledge me whatsoever. Didn't bother to say hello, just glad to see she's still alive.

Sandy of all places had the hella' dime WSW of the night just West of 205 bridge. Nice rack & long shapely legs, nice perky chest & tall with brunette hair to middle back above a bluish age & BMI appropriate ass cheek enhancing onesie. Cute as all get out as she waved at us. Turned around to crickets. Either she was scooped immediately or works at the nearby jack shacks.

As always, the remainder of Sandy sucked ass...

Baggers had a solitary BSW in pink thong below black jacket. Was BMI appropriate & as I fiddled with the camera zoom at Klickatat a PPD squad car pulled up behind me. Spooked me slightly as you get conditioned for the SUV or undercovers.

Heading South, got the text I was waiting for & eagerly headed downtown. Picked up my nights intended & while we had planned a longer time together she was called in to work Sunday.
Plans discussed to head to clients place @ coast for a belated birthday weekend after the spring break crowds disperse...

Due to some other trades at gig have a few days off & looking forward to getting some lines wet Saturday. Possibly other appendage to boot...

PPD SUV seen at all areas. No undercovers seen...

Recon Soundtrack: John Prine "John Prine" & "Sweet Revenge".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F82syKGh2Ds[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmjnQjRvPUQ[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pawMsxhOjIA[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

Was spying a girl as I drove by. Nicely discretely dressed cute and dressed like normal girl. She waved I smilled but when I got around the block. Some one cock blocked me. Not sure about her total status. But something to keep an eye out. Sadly sandy is on my driving daily route. I wish it was 82. But its just out of the way mostly. I like keeping a look out on the non popular streets as you never know when you will find the Gem. I have seen them on 164th and sometimes powell. But Oh well I never make it a point to just drive these streets. Only when I have business near by do I take these streets but keeping a keen eye out.

Sunny warmer weather should help us all out.

Happy days guys.

Thursday Commute Recon:

Copilot & I had finished up a small neighborhood job in morning then between some needed domicile duties tried get a jump on more needed supplies for phase two of my SW gig. Copilot & I headed out JCB>82nd>Parkrose Hardware around 6:30 for a backordered lockset & to pick up Tori at 7:30 for midweek overnight.

First sighting was just past Woodstock was a visibly pained Quasimodo in shorts & lower leg apparatus or brace. Went around block to throw her cash & didn't see her. I'm always amazed how quickly she disappears despite that disability...

Near Burnside had a sturdy WSW brunette in blue jeans & grey shawl like top. Along with her sturdiness had a slutty face as she waved at me. Despite her hookerish actions & interest from myself & others she never seemed to follow through with her actions. Driver shakes head...

Pappy's had a plain WSW redhead in colorful skirt & black top & mustard sweater above sneakers. She semi ignored me & I felt she wasn't working until on way home she was at Sunny getting scooped. Even with her being a true ginger didn't think I missed all that much & to be honest I'm saving myself for the civie redhead I met last week...

Mamasan's cones had a younger tan colored onesie sporting blondish haired BSW with some upper tats on her left leg. At best, meh...

Again, the "Need Prayer" faithful were out en masse at Fremont. Some of the faithful were interacting with all in the area. To my surprise including walkers at times. Wonder how that went over. More laughs at the pious group walking back to their tent as some jiggling busty redhead 304 in low cut & ass cheek exposing outfit above gold heels was headed to Murder street. That faithful dude in red jacket was entirely too happy looking after getting a closer look at her. Laughs...

Murder Street had a solitary porcine porker in Bazooka gum pink half tights below white jacket. The lumpy gravy visuals of her thighs & dumptruck ass & cinched tight black fanny pack had me close to reenacting the copilot's technicolor Wednesday night regurgitation. Yeech...

Grabbed my lockset order at Parkrose & headed Montavilla way to scoop up my evening's distraction.

Some PPD seen yet not worrisome from my perspective.

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead 27 April 1985 at Frost Amphitheatre Palo Alto. Set 1. Another hometown show I attended.

[URL]https://archive.org/details/gd85-04-27.sbd.unknown.17265.sbeok.shnf/gd1985-04-27d2t01.shn[/URL]

Friday Afternoon Recon:

Tori hung around today despite me mentioning I had a shitload of garden & firewood + kindling chores I'd got behind on. Put her to work on weeding & edging the garden beds. Between playing with a distracting copilot, she did a pretty good job. Dropped her at home around 4:00 with 35.00 tip & that sweet tight tasty coinslot awash in my dead swimmers.

With our first serious Salmon outing planned for Saturday, along with low success rates on the Willamette pivoted to Columbia & even though I had some herring brining in the fridge. Columbia can be more an anchor & rotting on the hook vs trolling experience. So, needed some tuna to wrap KwikFish with.

In spite of the traffic but since it was such a nice day, threw in a Division>Sandy>JCB gash glimpse around 4:30+- .

Near Arthur car lot was a sturdy & busty older flaming hued fake redhead in red & white striped tube skirt saucily strutting South. At first it was my MIA MILF squirter back visiting the old neighborhood. Yet I was mistaken...

Nothing seen until Murder Street. Where a hexad of hoes were plying their wares on North & South sides.

On the North side. A chunky & obvious LSW (?) duo in discount pink Fredricks of Hollywood outfits waving at all. Yeech...

To their left was a leggy WSW brunette in cream onesie above heels showing some seriously salacious pussy print. Was the best of the quintet...

At odds with the brunette was the ugliest pugilist faced fat ass walker I'd ever seen in glasses above black shorts, gold top & slippers staring at her phone. Even my occasional road kill snacking copilot was sleazed out...

South side of Murder Street had a meh pair all in black contradicting that fat bottom girls make the world go round. Laughs...

Beech had a busty & sturdy LSW in white bustier top above jeans who wasn't all that bad.

Traffic was expanding into the fucked category & I turned back at Prescott.

The Beech busty & sturdy LSW was hopping in some SUV & had been replaced by another sturdy & busty one though she was dirty blonde WSW in black pants & matching bikini top above black boots. Was dramatizing the fact she hadn't got ahead of whatever pharma she'd recently ingested.

Keeping my 4:45 wakeup call in mind, headed for the barn & an early night.

Normal Friday PPD SUV seen though the motorcycle enforcement was out near Stark & Southern end.

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead 27 April 1985 at Frost at Frost Amphitheatre, Palo Alto.

Set 2.

Safe recons & tight lines.

Saturday night recon. OSP was out & pulling over mongers on Sandy between 102 & 122. MCS was on the blade & actively intervening. 82nd Fremont to Sandy had about 20 semi naked girls standing around from 6:30 to 8:00 before the fuzz put a stop to it. It honestly was a little excessive. Tittes & asses everywhere. Too conspicuous. Be careful out there. Looks like LE is stepping up their game.

You got a springer and even more importantly you got a Ho Hoeing (FWB doing gardening).

Might be your best report yet!

These "first Springs" are always the time when the copilot wants to sleep in backyard & it's always somewhat of a showdown of our respective stubbornness to get her back in at lights out. Also, time of the year when you know it won't last. It's also the time of the year when this writer's friskiness doubles...

After a long day Saturday, I skipped any Saturday recon due to the heinousness seen in last excursions. In retrospect it sounded like a sound decision to stay home & with other regulars not available get further into latest book.

Got up early for a Sunday & thoroughly cleaned truck inside & out. Afterwards, decided to take copilot to 1000 acres this sunny afternoon...

While walking at 1000 acres client called me that 2nd phase of my west hills gig was being delayed a day or two more. Since it's all indoor work, didn't mind with the weather. As soon as I hunh up pivoted to inviting Dania over for a springer barbecue, margaritas & movie overnight. Enticed her more with TJ's Mango cream bars for dessert & the promise that we could sleep in some before I dropped her off at work Monday morning.

With time to kill before picking her up, got off 205 & did an upper Sandy>82nd>Sunnyside Road reverse recon about 5:00+-.

Sandy upper. Still sucking ass...

Beech had a couple different BSW duos & for once in forever I didn't need a bleach douche for my eyes...

First duo had an ass cheek displaying younger pair. The one in jean shorts particularly looked good...

Her friend in red not as much for some reason...

Second duo had a bored looking wavy haired younger BSW in jean shorts.

Her chesty friend in open laced front red outfit was a little ratchet faced yet that animated chest had me craving chocolate flavored butternut squash...

Maybe it was that the above four had asses that weren't larger than my trucks grill that jungle drums were most definitely heard over my soundtrack.

Murder Street had a tasty looking younger LSW in modest black shorts & white tank top above knee height black boots.

Went around block & PPD SUV were rousting or chasing all 304 away.

At Salmon Street was a SSPAWG porker blonde in ill-fitting red tartan skirt above some black thighs. After viewing those thunderous cottage cheesy thighs spilling out of stocking tops, I drove South soundly cursed this sweaty & skanky swine for facilitating the fouling of my favorite kinks. Puh-leaze Petunia leave that type of slutwear for your own sty...

Just past that gauntlet of rough road before Woodstock spotted Mia (report 5294) looking like the solipsistic criddler she is in running shorts & greyish tank top. Might have even sneered at me as I passed. Laughs...

Last seen were a couple of the lifer Flavel fuglies in front of the DarRon & old Area 69 respectively. Yawns...

After a quick stop at Dan's place for some more casual clothes for her headed to the barn.

Aforementioned PPD SUV in northern points were the only I remember seeing.

Recon Soundtrack: The Complete Blue Note Recordings of 1960 Art Blakey Jazz Messengers. Disc 1. Wayne Shorter, Lee Morgan & Bobby Timmons era Messengers. Enough said.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI2AP8F-oRs[/URL]

Anyone have info on this thick Latina with a huge ass? I spotted her on sandy and 82th around 9 pm on Monday.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;6832063]As soon as I hung up pivoted to inviting Dania over for a springer barbecue, margaritas & movie overnight. Enticed her more with TJ's Mango cream bars for dessert & the promise that we could sleep in some before I dropped her off at work Monday morning.[/QUOTE]From what I can tell, I prefer Merry's cute blond face but I got to admit Dania got a better body on her. I hate seeing these photos because I ain't barebacking anything close to this. Looks like she got a very suckable set of all natural 36 C on her? I'm also impressed with the vagg area, nice and clean with no pimples, rashes, stretch marks, etc. All I can say is that if I had a week's worth of nut butter saved up in the ole ballsack then I wouldn't last more then 9 or 10 pumps barebacking in a pussy that delicious and tight. Good on ya if you can last longer than that.

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With the 2nd phase of my West Hills gig starting up again Thursday. Copilot & I were out & about a couple times Tuesday. I'm still under the influence of the unseasonably warm weather, distracted & frisky as fuck all. Sighs.

Tuesday Afternoon:

Needing to Pick up a couple saw blades I'd had resharpened & needing copilot food went out around 4:00.

JCB>82nd>Parkrose Hardware>JCB route today.

Nothing seen until just South of Boo Han where a couple 304 were a block apart.

A younger & frizzy haired BSW in tan pants threw me a look. At least she was BMI appropriate.

The blonde SSPAWG porker swine polluting the vicinity lately was in tights & long shirt. At least today she forgo stuffing those cottage cheesy lumps into thigh highs & tartan today is all the good I can report.

La Parilla had a dubious duo...

A spine chilling & pot bellied short haired porcine brunette in transparent black tights & all too revealing top above fluffy black house slippers gave me the fucking willies while simultaneously causing any & all dicks on the avenue to retreat like a threatened turtle.

Her meh bantu knot wearing partner seemed like a fucking super model after that.

Murder Street had a couple BMI appropriate BSW or mixed up block some in the usual fripperies of the trade. One long legged in nice black transparent & thong above stillettos.

Just past tree hotel was a long-haired late twenties LSW chica in blue onesie & heels. From that rear view she's a few more chimichangas with extra sour cream from not being able to wear onesies much longer. Laughs...

Namaste had a chunky WSW in black wrap dress. Keep that wrapped is all I thought while yawning...

After that turned around with nothing else already seen on the way to barn.

Saw a few PPD SUV at all compass points.

I can't make up my mind which was worse today...

The 304 selection or the absolutely wretched state of the roads near all these avenue "improvements" projects. Give me a good ole fashioned pot hole any day.

Recon Soundtrack: The Complete Blue Note Recordings of the 1960 Art Blakey Jazz Messengers. Disc 3. Still working my way through the six-disc set.

Thursday Night:

After getting back from a copilot walk, making some dinner & some talk with client about changes in phase two of her gig was thinking nothing more than getting back to my book along or powering down with some mindless TV. Woke up around 8:45 knowing my time is going to be extremely limited for next few weeks.

Tried a few regulars to no avail. Merry I know was working. Dania texted that she was "too tired" from work. Tori didn't pick up. Sighs...

Giving in to my belief that this evening couldn't get much worse, finally loaded up the copilot along with a beer & headed out around 9:45 JCB>82nd>Immigrant Statue.

First seen was a late twenties +- pudgy bang wearing blonde WSW with red lip stick in black slacks & jacket at Mill. Reminiscent of this submissive & barely legal Tiffany Faye I scooped years ago looped for her cute enough Lolita type face only for some quicker punter scooping her up. Not sure if she was the one I picked up a decade plus or not. Yet a guy can dream...

Galina from my reports 5249 & 5275 was showcasing that fine as fuck ass in tan shorts near Glisan Shell. I could almost read the date of the dime in her back pocket. With a $100.00 credit loan on our books thought I'd cash it in with interest only to arrive thirty seconds late as was climbing in some car at pumps. Almost texted her to bail on her suitor, but passed on that dickish move. Sighs.

The mixed or BSW meh fat assed bantu knot wearing fake redhead was also in vicinity looking unfuckable sweaty cranky pants like as she guzzled up some frosty drink. Later saw her walk in at Holiday only to get rejected. Laughs...

The pet hospital hardworking SSBSW was at Oregon shadows. Have to admire that work ethic...

Between Oregon & Holiday, I swung & missed at an older yet attractive trim dirty blonde MILF in white coat above torn tights & black boots. Despite both our interest, She seemed to not grok that basic concept that she needed to walk in for a scoop. Later I saw some truck grab her right off the avenue mid block. Shugs. I'm not out on 82nd to fix stupid.

La Parilla had a mulatto or light skinned BSW in black top & tights above silver heels & all the THOT bells & whistles. Botox lips, Goliath spider lashes etcetera. Even in the dark that ass looked huge. So much for the theory that black is slimming. Laughs...

Murder Street had a rotating (and occasionally revolting) cast of 304. As many as five or so clogging up the street at once. Only one that caught my eye was younger tallish dirty blonde WSW in jean shorts with white top carrying a color coordinated purse to match her boots. I tried to get some info, yet she was "too busy to talk". be that way & fuck off...

Also observed a Tyrone in obvious goldish sedan & oversized silver donks with some gang like name across rear in stick on letters interacting with a few of the 304 out. Subtle way to keep an eye on your chattel. SMDS.

Didn't have Upper Sandy in me tonight yet I headed that way. Still suctorial on the ass...

Having enough self-inflicted flagellation for the night decided to head for the barn for another type of self-flagellation to latest Dania three hole video.

Was sticking to that philosophy when I passed Powell & saw this younger duo who waved me over at Rhine. Was informed that they were "BFF" & only came as a double. While not especially attracted to either, the promise of "a double" elevated their looks several notches. I asked a few polite questions. No really polite...

The answers...

200.00 each with tips encouraged. Alright that's not all that outrageous considering what some of the lone byzantine cabal are asking out there.

Would come to my place. That surprised me but maybe they had enough combined IQ to read the room on a threesome in a truck with 60 lbs of retriever in it.

All negotiations fell apart when I asked about what their interaction with one another would be.

"Kissing & maybe some fondling" seemed to be the limit. I thought maybe some fondling? WTF.

All further talk turned to a shitshow when I inquired about BBBJ & whether they'd were willing to go "BFF" down & dirty on one another.

Fuck I never even got to my next question about double BJs or double dipping their greasy gashes. Laughs...

For reasons only some therapy would uncover, I was oddly stimulated by the above & with a horny sigh turned North again for one last hail Mary pass.

Didn't see really anything I hadn't seen earlier though the arts wall blonde had finally learned to stand at corners properly & still was a nonexistent PPD presence except a LSW in matching grey skirt & half top at baggers.

Went a far as Immigrant Statue before raising my white flag. By now was close to 11:15 & that earlier beer was making its presence known. Stopped at Glenhaven Park & took the copilot on a perimeter walk & a dark place to void for me (damn bathrooms were locked). Waiting to exit park noticed a sturdy long raven haired busty WSW in red dress w/ side cutouts above matching red strap heels. Now Zavi always appreciates 304 color coordination & as she bent down to adjust heel strap I noticed a lack of underwear. Something else always appreciated in my view. She saw me looking & made sure I got a peek of pussy.

Looking around I flashed my high beams once at her & backed truck into lot & parked again. Soon she was at window & introduced herself as Sarah (for once I stifled a laugh). Some low key small talk & cooing over the confused copilot as Sarah gave me an eyeful of her chest leaning in window. The boobs sealed the deal before negotiations started & as a PPD SUV passed told her to hop in while we talked. Started off at 250.00 for an hour at tree named hotel. Passed on that & the 150.00 car date. Figuring the time of night & day of the week & that'd she car date for 150.00 I countered with going South for a more relaxed date + tip for superior salaciousness along with the promise of a drink. After a moment's hesitation Sarah agreed & she pulled those globes out for a check. Checked them & ran a hand slowly up her thigh & gently probed what turned out to be a sweet-smelling quim. Sarah smelled as good as her quim & we headed South making friendly small talk...

At my place we got halfway through our drinks before I was face first in those pillowy breasts & soon was face first between her legs. Except for heels she never took dress off. Had all the access I needed. Laughs...

After a DATY round where she encouraged the use of finger as much as my tongue, she had a loud nut that prompted me to close bedroom window in case my neighbors had their windows open. I was harder than Antarctica roadkill but still sucked/licked my dick without any prompting. With that familiar feeling starting to rise all too quickly, went back to her chest & more attention on her wet as an otter gash. Some pussy slide & minor probing yet we went for the cover. Either she's a good actress or she got another loud nut out the night.

Even though I mentioned I was about to be swamped with work, she punched my number into her phone. Dropped her off at her aforementioned hotel around 12:45 & got some stinkeye from a passing PPD SUV.

Recon Soundtrack: Some more Art Blakey Jazz Messengers but mainly a couple listens to The Long Ryders recent album " September November".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3dNZi3ESLc[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

A couple screenshots from Tuesday nights video.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;6834977]A couple screenshots from Tuesday nights video.[/QUOTE]Very nice. Well done good Sir!

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;6834977]A couple screenshots from Tuesday nights video.[/QUOTE]That's a great catch. I've only delved into AMPs and a singular online booking, but your reports have me wanting to try my luck on the streets. I hope to find one like her.

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[QUOTE=MightyDemTim;6835213]Call me a bellend to my face and we'll see what happens to ya. Guarantee you won't like it, peter puffer.

And you DO NOT have authority to tell me what to do with public photos. Once you post them, you lose ALL rights and protections over them. Learn something, dummy.[/QUOTE]I think you just proved his point.

I've been reading but never seen anything posted about Vanc.

[QUOTE=TheSteelHead;6835221]I think you just proved his point.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the support.

[QUOTE=TheSteelHead;6835221]I think you just proved his point.[/QUOTE]I love that someone got all wrapped around the axle after being called a bellend. LOL. If I had to look it up then I'm sure the bellend did. LOL. I learned a new word while being entertained.Thank you, Zavi.

[QUOTE=RamblinJavlin;6835815]I love that someone got all wrapped around the axle after being called a bellend. LOL. If I had to look it up then I'm sure the bellend did. LOL. I learned a new word while being entertained.Thank you, Zavi.[/QUOTE]I watch a lot of British TV and movies LOL.

[QUOTE=RamblinJavlin;6835815]I love that someone got all wrapped around the axle after being called a bellend. LOL. If I had to look it up then I'm sure the bellend did. LOL. I learned a new word while being entertained.Thank you, Zavi.[/QUOTE]I'm here to not only to report but entertain...

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;6834731]Was sticking to that philosophy when I passed Powell & saw this younger duo who waved me over at Rhine. Was informed that they were "BFF" & only came as a double. While not especially attracted to either, the promise of "a double" elevated their looks several notches. I asked a few polite questions. No really polite...

The answers...

200.00 each with tips encouraged. Alright that's not all that outrageous considering what some of the lone byzantine cabal are asking out there.

Would come to my place. That surprised me but maybe they had enough combined IQ to read the room on a threesome in a truck with 60 lbs of retriever in it.

All negotiations fell apart when I asked about what their interaction with one another would be.
[/QUOTE]This post from zavi pulled my attention. I'm pretty over the top cautious and unlikely to seek 304 on the street or seek companionship from an online ad. But, honestly, the likelihood of hooking up with a tandem is pretty fuckin small for a guy like me and the thought turns me on a ton.

Do any of you have a go to tandem that are discrete, really go at each other, and are don't have a whole lot of play boundaries? If you do, would you be willing to share who that is on the board or to DM me their info?

Laugh all you want, I had to disregard all traffic laws, with no fear of OPD or CCS reprisal to chat up a youngish, tipping point, firme, skante hoodrich white girl at Otty. She was perfectly Hood, spinnerish, and the see thru sweats left nothing to the imagination. Bonus points for the fucked up mascara, looking like she just gawk, gawk, gawk'd a sword. Anyways. I cut to the chase, let her know my intentions, and she was super down. We have plans to meet up today. I'm going to put three days of mecos into that rat gash. These are the type of Birds I'm out here for, fuck all the rest.

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;6836499]Laugh all you want, I had to disregard all traffic laws, with no fear of OPD or CCS reprisal to chat up a youngish, tipping point, firme, skante hoodrich white girl at Otty. She was perfectly Hood, spinnerish, and the see thru sweats left nothing to the imagination. Bonus points for the fucked up mascara, looking like she just gawk, gawk, gawk'd a sword. Anyways. I cut to the chase, let her know my intentions, and she was super down. We have plans to meet up today. I'm going to put three days of mecos into that rat gash. These are the type of Birds I'm out here for, fuck all the rest.[/QUOTE]This is a joy to read bro. A man of culture speaks.

Not super bad looking black hair knee high black boots jean jacket Hair was long and looked nice. Not skinny or fat. Decent face. But by the time I came around the block. She was gone. It was the second sighting for her. I will keep looking. I wish my route took me on 82nd but its way faster on sandy.

Cheers We need warmer weather. On the east streets like 162. And area around that. I have not seen anything for a long time. Not to say that they are not there. But I always have one eye on the girls. One on the streets, and a part of one for the tweekers and dancers who just walk down the f ing road with out regard to traffic.

Oh the joys of SE Portland.

Wasn't supposed to be in town this weekend. Merry & I had planned to celebrate my birthday at coast clients house but it wasn't available. Just as well as trying to restart my latest gig last week took up my time & energy. We both decided Sunday night could work & after sending her my Springer photo, she offered to cook for me Sunday night.

After a 4:00 am fishing wakeup call & compared to last Saturday it was some chilly fishing. After cleaning & vacuum packing my share was feeling as foggy as the morning had been. Took copilot for a walk then a long nap until around 7:00.

Uninspired to make dinner or grocery shop finally called in some takeout around 8:45 & copilot & I headed out for that while simultaneously scoping out the avenue between showers.

JCB>82nd>Immigrant Statue>JCB was our abbreviated look this evening.

Harrison had a younger chunky brunette seen previously reported on. Noped out of that as when first spotted...

Then deserted until Murder Street where a couple were...

A skinny assed reddish haired mixed or light skinned BSW in jean shorts sandwiched between red boots & sweatshirt. She struck a vogue like pose as I passed. Laughs. Saw her on way home with some others at Fremont. Did have a nice ass & thigh gap though...

A thirties blonde WSW in white jacket above skirt didn't make much of an impression.

Sarah from my report #5419 was coming out of the tree named hotel in heels below short as fuck black skirt & jacket. Was tempted yet along with been there done that, my evenings ennui took precedent over pussy & that impressive chest.

Near Hanks Boots a sturdy slightly homely faced ASW in black pencil skirt & heels was showing some calf tats. Seemed undecided where she wanted to go as she lapped between Prescott & Marty's.

After picking up my order on Sandy lower saw a couple more...

Mcflurrie central had a skinny BSW in black accessorizing with furry white ear muffs to match her boots. Laughs.

Arts wall at Oregon had a couple in the shadows. Didn't investigate further.

Despite the patience accrued fishing today. It didn't translate to the avenue tonight. Hunger outvoted hoes tonight & went home to watch the Melbourne F1 race I'd saved earlier.

A Saturday night where I didn't see one PPD of any type.

Now just waiting to pick up Merry from her afternoon yoga class.

Recon Soundtrack: Joe Ely "Down On The Drag".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tRIziGJjek

Pair at murder street, I wish they were less viable from 82nd spotted a couple times today. When I returned they were gone but spotted BSW on Sandy shortly after. Was looking out for ASW but none spotted.