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[QUOTE=Camera3;2655110]Medically, it just means your large intestines are full, your stool is pressed against your prostate and you need to take a dump. In other words, you really are full of shit.
Just sayin'.
C3.[/QUOTE]I did not know that LOL but very interesting so does that mean whoever wakes up with morning wood, they have to take a dump?
Now that was some funny shit! Haha.
Hey C3, sorry if I butt-dialed you earlier. Guess my lower half is just anxious to see you! Oops.
Avalon.
[QUOTE=Camera3;2655110]Medically, it just means your large intestines are full, your stool is pressed against your prostate and you need to take a dump. In other words, you really are full of shit.
Just sayin'.
C3.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=InsideAvalon;2655202]Now that was some funny shit! Haha.
Hey C3, sorry if I butt-dialed you earlier. Guess my lower half is just anxious to see you! Oops.
Avalon.[/QUOTE]Avalon,
And what a nice butt to be called from. Yes, we will get together, soon.
[QUOTE=BTmyMt;2655139]I did not know that LOL but very interesting so does that mean whoever wakes up with morning wood, they have to take a dump?[/QUOTE]Actually, I made it all up. I have no idea what causes morning wood.
C3.
It's an amusing, albeit often highly inconvenient, phenomenon that half of the world's population has to deal with on a regular basis. So what's the science story behind that morning glory? Let's find out.
Morning glories, or nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT) as they are correctly called, are spontaneous erections that occur during sleep or while waking up. All blokes without erectile dysfunction are graced with them and they normally occur around three to five times during sleep.
NPT actually starts in utero, or in the womb (seriously), and continues throughout life. If it's any consolation, men aren't completely alone, [B][U]women also get clitoral erections and vaginal engorgement during sleep, and various nonhuman mammals also get NPT.[/U][/B]
While a few different theories have been proposed over the years to explain NPT, what causes it still remains uncertain. NPT, just like clitoral erections, is associated with REM (rapid eye movement) sleep. One idea is that during REM sleep, noradrenergic cells (neurons that release the neurotransmitter noradrenaline [norepinephrine]) located in an area of the pons (part of the brainstem) called the locus coeruleus are switched off. It is thought that these cells are associated with the inhibitory tone of the penis; therefore, when their activity is reduced during REM sleep, testosterone-dependent excitatory tones can be expressed which result in an erection.
[QUOTE=Admin2;2654228][BLUE]Swags, Jenna, Mystical, none of you guys can talk about each other anymore.
A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]I love when A2 spanks for good reasons! Wait, Mystical might like that!
[QUOTE=Barolo;2658287]I love when A2 spanks for good reasons! Wait, Mystical might like that![/QUOTE]I can assure you her and I both enjoy. LMAO.
[QUOTE=Barolo;2658287]I love when A2 spanks for good reasons! Wait, Mystical might like that![/QUOTE]My pet. I have a beautiful flogger that only had man flesh on it!
Love To ALL.
Xoxo Ashley.
Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.
[QUOTE=JustJenna;2658297]I can assure you her and I both enjoy. LMAO.[/QUOTE]I am most defiantly on the giving end of those spankings!! LOL.
Love To ALL.
Xoxo Ashley.
Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.
[QUOTE=Mystical0945;2658710]I am most defiantly on the giving end of those spankings!! LOL.
Love To ALL.
Xoxo Ashley.
Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.[/QUOTE]That was what was meant. LOL.
[QUOTE=Mystical0945;2658710]I am most defiantly on the giving end of those spankings!! LOL.
Love To ALL.
Xoxo Ashley.
Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.[/QUOTE]See, here is the issue. I would much rather find a lady that wants to be tied up, not tied down.
It is all in the knots.
Just sayin'.
C3.
[QUOTE=Camera3;2659033]See, here is the issue. I would much rather find a lady that wants to be tied up, not tied down.
It is all in the knots.
Just sayin'.
C3.[/QUOTE]All in the knots. There are a couple ladies on this board that very much enJOYs the knots. But me my dear enjoy being the one on the giving end.
Love To ALL.
Xoxo Ashley.
Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.
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[QUOTE=Admin2;2659121][BLUE]Your other account got banned because you would not stop posting ads in the review threads.
If you don't stop telling people you got banned because you wouldn't give the Admin a freebee this user and any others you create will also be banned. It's no secret that I live in Argentina you fucking numbskull. Keep me out of your bullshit.
A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]When I had logged on it never gave me a reasoning this all apparently was from a miscommunication from another Admin when I was told I can post as long as I add the link from the classifieds.
[QUOTE=SexxyTalena;2659080]For some odd reason I was banned on my other account because apparently someone was mad that I don't offer GFE I do have other reviews use the search and type my name in research is pretty easy hun .[/QUOTE]ST,
So far, you have managed to piss off a bunch of potential clients. You might want to consider changing your business philosophy from writing questionable reviews to actually providing good service.
In his op ed on-line article "The Phiiosophy of Great Customer Service," Dereck Silver shares his thoughts on why his company, CD Baby, has succeeded when all his competition have failed. He spent no money on advertising, no marketing, everyone came by word-of-mouth, only. Why? In his own words.
"Was it the pricing? The features? Nope. The #1 answer, by far, almost every time someone raved about the company, was this:
'You pick up the phone! I can reach a real person. ' "
He continues, ". . . Despite all efforts put into features, pricing, design, partnerships, and more, clients would choose one company over another mainly because they liked their customer service. ".
You are an attractive lady. Might I suggest you put your effort into providing fun and stellar service to your clients, who will tell the rest of us and we will beat a path to your door?
Or, you can continue this path to failure.
Then again, maybe the issue is your manager is an idiot.
Just sayin'.
C3.
[QUOTE=Mystical0945;2659132]All in the knots. There are a couple ladies on this board that very much enJOYs the knots. But me my dear enjoy being the one on the giving end.
Love To ALL.
Xoxo Ashley.
Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.[/QUOTE]That is quite a collection of ridding crops. I'm impressed.
And, yeah, there are few around that enjoy all that the Boy Scouts taught me about knots.
Play safe,
C3.
[QUOTE=Camera3;2659277]ST,
So far, you have managed to piss off a bunch of potential clients. You might want to consider changing your business philosophy from writing questionable reviews to actually providing good service.
In his op ed on-line article "The Phiiosophy of Great Customer Service," Dereck Silver shares his thoughts on why his company, CD Baby, has succeeded when all his competition have failed. He spent no money on advertising, no marketing, everyone came by word-of-mouth, only. Why? In his own words.
"Was it the pricing? The features? Nope. The #1 answer, by far, almost every time someone raved about the company, was this:
'You pick up the phone! I can reach a real person. ' "
He continues, ". . . Despite all efforts put into features, pricing, design, partnerships, and more, clients would choose one company over another mainly because they liked their customer service. ".
You are an attractive lady. Might I suggest you put your effort into providing fun and stellar service to your clients, who will tell the rest of us and we will beat a path to your door?
Or, you can continue this path to failure.
Then again, maybe the issue is your manager is an idiot.
Just sayin'.
C3.[/QUOTE]My business thrives by treating people right. No advertisements at all. Ever.
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[QUOTE=SexxyTalena;2659214]When I had logged on it never gave me a reasoning this all apparently was from a miscommunication from another Admin when I was told I can post as long as I add the link from the classifieds.[/QUOTE][BLUE]There's one Admin, it's me, there was no miscommunication, you are lying again. I told you that you needed to stop posting ads but if you wanted to post ONCE saying "hey guys I'm new here, check out my ad on the USA Adult Classifieds" and added a link to that ad it would be ok.
You decided "fuck him, nobody tells me what to do, not even me" and kept posting ads so I banned you.
A2
PS See how this post is in blue? That means it's me the admin, not me the monger posting. I suggest you don't try and crack wise about this.[/BLUE]
[QUOTE=SexxyTalena;2659355]Blah blah blah
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Though impressed that she could spell 'blah' correctly. Well done!!
[QUOTE=Admin2;2659121] It's no secret that I live in Argentina you fucking numbskull. Keep me out of your bullshit.
A2[/QUOTE]Woah, you live in Argentina? How is it there? I actually want to leave the 'states for another country, but jesus does moving money suck. You're essentially getting double taxed.
Plus, if you move too much money, the feds get nosy.
A wise friend once told me that I didn't have to attend every fight I'm invited to and I believe in following good advice. Good day!
[QUOTE=KingMichael76;2662948]Yuck! In her pics looks like not much of a gut in person it's TERRIBLE! GROSS GROSS GROSS. Said I forgot something in the car and high tailed it LOL.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/2girl-fantasy-with-oceana-n-pirc-c-playae/13701223[/URL][/QUOTE]You have posted negative comments about Ocean / treasure a few times plus this girl who runs with Ocean. Before Talena joined this board, she had quite a few BP posts which included information on possible two girl with Ocean or had links to Ocean's page at the bottem. So it seems more like Talena is still under management and Ocean is the one who escaped management and is getting backlash from said management on this board.
Well, you know.
[QUOTE=ParlarPat;2664090]You have posted negative comments about Ocean / treasure a few times plus this girl who runs with Ocean. Before Talena joined this board, she had quite a few BP posts which included information on possible two girl with Ocean or had links to Ocean's page at the bottem. So it seems more like Talena is still under management and Ocean is the one who escaped management and is getting backlash from said management on this board.[/QUOTE]I got Talenas info from a post she had with Ocean As well as treasure. Don't gget me wrong Ocean is beautiful clean etc just a loose Kitty and management. I've seen no signs of management from Treasure or Talena treasure just uses fake pics but she's a beautiful girl too just a miss shaped body. As I've said ask me and I'll clarify. You know what they say about people who make assumptions pretty sure you know how the rest goes.
[QUOTE=KingMichael76;2664195]I got Talenas info from a post she had with Ocean As well as treasure. Don't gget me wrong Ocean is beautiful clean etc just a loose Kitty and management. I've seen no signs of management from Treasure or Talena treasure just uses fake pics but she's a beautiful girl too just a miss shaped body. As I've said ask me and I'll clarify. You know what they say about people who make assumptions pretty sure you know how the rest goes.[/QUOTE]KM,
First, welcome to the finest literary club in the US of A, including half of Alabama. We are just a bunch of guys with a passion for writing romance novels and the muse' that inspire us. We really have all kinds, here. We have regular straight up business types, telephone linemen, plumbers, couch potatoes that live in their mother's basement, douche bag who traffic women by getting them strung out of drugs, the occasional 14 year old who wanks in the corner while watching his hot MILF neighbor work in the yard in her teeny bikini and, of course, all of the members of the MBI vice task force and, it may be that even Josh Duggar has been seen at meetings.
Here is the deal, we really don't know which you are. We generally do enjoy good fiction writing, but we tend to not be impressed by someone who writes the same thing over, and over, and over again. Now, we have a few of those guys. We tend to tolerate them but, frankly, the second time someone writes a review just like the first one they wrote they go on our "I don't know" list and about the time they write a third that is identical we just go ahead and assume they are either the lady in disguise or her pimp. So, we have sort of figured that is the boat you are in. Sorry, it is just because we have been burned by these types of posts before and just tend to be a bit cynical.
This forum runs on trust (and humor, and, oh yeah, sex). But trust is key. Members earn trust by posting useful reviews (and it helps if the lady verifies it by thanking him). You earn a little more trust by posting helpful intel. Respectful opinions work well, too. Guys loose trust by being too much of a white knight. Guys loose even more trust by being an ass hole.
Frankly, I hope you are one of the good guys in a white hat and become a prolific romance novelist with lots and lots of experiences to tell. And I hope you tell them all. Hell, join us at the bar for a beer. But if you are the chick or her pimp, we are also here to say, it didn't work.
Someone needs coffee.
C3.
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Xoxo.
Paige.
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[QUOTE=Swaganna;2669208]Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Like my fan page please LOL.
Swags.[/QUOTE]Shoot me to where.