Massage Parlor Reports

I saw a bedpage ad of theirs where they listed off the big new table shower as an amenity. I love a good table shower when done properly. Decided I'd check it out, Mamasan let's me in, asks if I've been here before, I said yes of course and that I wanted to check out the new shower. Off to the room, paid my house fee and dropped the remainder of the standard donation on the night stand and started to undress. Nice clean room by the way, fresh sheets and towels on the table. In walks a very pretty Latina from Columbia, Natalia, thick not chubby, big ass and big tits puffing out her tight black dress, and sees my donation and grabs it, says she'll be back in a sec as I finish undressing. I grab a towel and shower shoes, she leads me to probably the nicest shower room entrance I've seen. The room was huge, and the actual shower room was off to the side. The shower room itself was indeed very nice and clean, I was pleasantly surprised.

Then things go "meh". Perfunctory back wash, no butt cheek or crack wash, and didn't even warm up my feet which were freezing. Flip, quick frontside wash, a little wiggle on the cock, but no real play. She didn't get a drop of water on her. Toweled off, on to the room, 10 min of lame back rub, again no glute rub, and minimal leg rub. Flip, goes straight for CBJ, my hands are roam that big ass of hers, won't let me get an angle for clitty or ass play. Gets me aroused, I ask for 69, she says "no, Papi" and hops on for ACG, then regular CG, her big tits bouncing away, but I was not really into it. Go for mish, then ankles away, before flipping over and all fours for doggy. That was a pretty darn good view, her waist to hip ratio in that pose was stunning and I finished in the bag. I lay back, catch my breath, she cleans me up hands me my water. 40 min total, no offer to finish off with more massage, but does start pulling all the sheets off the bed and grabs my towel to prep the room for the next customer.

Why is it that the places with the best amenities and hygiene give such lesser service? If the group running One / Good / Etc. Had a venue like this, I'd easily compensate. Perhaps I need to visit the Kagency places, I hear they do pretty well at this. I did go back to the EG ad, it does not list off NURU / GFE anywhere, I must have got that mixed up with all the other ones I was perusing.

[QUOTE=ShogunHua;7213045]Yeah, that is a switch, but not when you wait for the one you want. Never did i say, just take who is given to you. Please reread my post.

Always ask for their name first, dont ask for a provider, they may pretend to be that person to get the work. Also dont call up asking for a certain provider, ask who is working, then you will get the real answer vs them just saying yes that person is working just to get you in the door. Maybe get an image of the one you want. There are ways not to get switched.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I've had the manager once text 'what does it matter who you see so long as someone sees you' after I had set an appointment and someone didn't honor it. Just about facepalmed at that.

Sometimes you get lazy and hope they won't pull a fast one or try to get greedy, but it happens all the time I'm sure.

[QUOTE=HelloThar;7213297]Yeah, I've had the manager once text 'what does it matter who you see so long as someone sees you' after I had set an appointment and someone didn't honor it. Just about facepalmed at that.

Sometimes you get lazy and hope they won't pull a fast one or try to get greedy, but it happens all the time I'm sure.[/QUOTE]Yeah, that's not a good way to run a business. You order a meat lover pizza with stuffed crust and get a vegetarian pizza instead with cauliflower crust. Hey you got a pizza!

[QUOTE=JpLovesBlondes;7212975]Of course. $60 for the massage. I invested a bit in the top for my next visit. Fingers crossed.[/QUOTE]Be interested in your return trip along with tip info.

Shanghai. Judy: PHENOMENALLY SEXY!!

MT: Judy.

Provider Details: Beauty: 5/5, Body: 5/5, Personality: 4/5, Service: 5/5.

Overall Ranking: 4. 75.

Whoa. This girl is gorgeous!

Tiny, petite, fit and stunningly beautiful. Great round ass, toned legs, thin waist and perky C cups. Beautiful eyes, and a mesmerizing bewitching smile too. By far one of the most beautiful girls I've seen in a massage spa in a long time. She has a colorful tattoo on her arm to confirm it's her.

This sexy petite thing walked into the room in an extraordinarily short blue dress and immediately introduced herself with a hug and a kiss. She encouraged some roaming hands and then I laid down to start the massage.

Initial touches were soft finger nails running up and down my back and slowly transitioned to a great deep and thorough rub. Strong hands, forearms and elbows mixes with the perfect amount of massage oil put me on cloud 9 before I even thought about the flip.

Once I did, there wasn't a single inch of me neglected. Lots of teasing before she oral and then enthusiastic and sloppy two handed deep throat. Eventually she climbed up on my lap and started out with some frantic bouncing on my lap before we switched for other activities. The view from behind with her perfectly shaped ass smashing into me was amazing.

Post bliss she went back to a legitimately great firm massage.

My hobby budget is going to get destroyed if she sticks around at Shanghai.

Provider Details: Beauty: 3/5, Body: 4/5, Personality: 5/5, Service: 5/5.

Overall Ranking: 4. 0.

Alina has the body of a goddess with a true hourglass shape; abs of steel. I'd classify her physique as thick, but athletic. Her body is far removed from the typical Chinese provider. She is built for pleasure. Long black hair with gold highlights. No tattoos. Lovely MM D's with large nipples.

Age: UNK.

HT: 5'00".

WT: 115 lbs.

Measurements: 39.5 D-26-38.5.

Service Details: GFE, DFK, BBBJTCWS, 69, BLS, DT, TUMA, FIV, FIA, DATY, BBFS, MSOG.

-DFK / GFE starts as soon as we entered the room. We got undressed and headed to the shower. First she washed me, then I washed her and tested the waters with some FIA action, which she approved.

-TUMA was top notch. She seriously gets her tongue in there; cheeks spread for better access.

-BBBJ with lots of DT between my legs and in 69. Her natural wetness is very encouraging. She has a lingering DT technique and pushes past her gag reflex.

-BBFS is an option but not guaranteed. Started with CG; she rode until she got her first O. Switched to Standing Mish, then Lazy Dog, then Standing K9; her ass looks amazing. She very vocal and can really take a pounding. Erica actually mentioned how well she could hear our session from the other room. Flipped her on her stomach and stroked until I was ready to pop. She took the entire load CIM, showed me, and then swallowed. Then we moved back to Mish until I finished CIP. We discussed a GREEK trip, but she said I was too big.

Conclusion: Alina is an absolute game changer. The energy that she brings to a session is incredible. One session with her definitely isn't enough. She's a total pleaser.

Recommendation: Yes.

Judy, 5'4" Middle of the back black hair, 8 face, nice toned body but her butt doesn't really match the rest of body. I'm not sure if its enhanced or not. Appear to be natural B's. Colorful tattoo on her upper arm.

Amy, 5'8", shoulder length hair with blonde highlights. 7 face. She said that she doesn't speak much English but the English she did speak sounded like a local. Very thin, A's.

Smile, 5'6", 8 Face, HWP, B's?

[QUOTE=AmpluckyCat;7214568]Provider Details: Beauty: 3/5, Body: 4/5, Personality: 5/5, Service: 5/5.

Overall Ranking: 4. 0.

Alina has the body of a goddess with a true hourglass shape; abs of steel. I'd classify her physique as thick, but athletic. Her body is far removed from the typical Chinese provider. She is built for pleasure. Long black hair with gold highlights. No tattoos. Lovely MM D's with large nipples.

Age: UNK.

HT: 5'00".

WT: 115 lbs.

Measurements: 39.5 D-26-38.5.

Service Details: GFE, DFK, BBBJTCWS, 69, BLS, DT, TUMA, FIV, FIA, DATY, BBFS, MSOG.

-DFK / GFE starts as soon as we entered the room. We got undressed and headed to the shower. First she washed me, then I washed her and tested the waters with some FIA action, which she approved.

-TUMA was top notch. She seriously gets her tongue in there; cheeks spread for better access.

-BBBJ with lots of DT between my legs and in 69. Her natural wetness is very encouraging. She has a lingering DT technique and pushes past her gag reflex.

-BBFS is an option but not guaranteed. Started with CG; she rode until she got her first O. Switched to Standing Mish, then Lazy Dog, then Standing K9; her ass looks amazing. She very vocal and can really take a pounding. Erica actually mentioned how well she could hear our session from the other room. Flipped her on her stomach and stroked until I was ready to pop. She took the entire load CIM, showed me, and then swallowed. Then we moved back to Mish until I finished CIP. We discussed a GREEK trip, but she said I was too big.

Conclusion: Alina is an absolute game changer. The energy that she brings to a session is incredible. One session with her definitely isn't enough. She's a total pleaser.

Recommendation: Yes.[/QUOTE]She ain't around anymore. Her replacement is Smile from Shanghai. BBFS, msog, and bbbjcws those are pretty attractive services, no up charge either. Damn hope she comes back.

[QUOTE=IstlFun;7215653]She ain't around anymore. Her replacement is Smile from Shanghai. BBFS, msog, and bbbjcws those are pretty attractive services, no up charge either. Damn hope she comes back.[/QUOTE]Alyssa told me that Alina was too "Average" for their shop. I wonder if there are any other reasons. Like offering BBFS or greek. I guess we will never know.

[QUOTE=FlyingGolfball;7215782]Alyssa told me that Alina was too "Average" for their shop. I wonder if there are any other reasons. Like offering BBFS or greek. I guess we will never know.[/QUOTE]Did she give BBFS? If so, that may be the reason.

Iris nor Alyssa was present when I arrived and looks like girls didn't know what to do with the door, haha! It's OK. One girl came and let me in (tatoo on her left shoulder and has big beautiful eyes), and asked me "appointment?" I said yes, with Amy at xx: xxAM. Amy walked and led me into the room #2.

She was 5'6-7 ish. Taller than some other petite Chinese girls, skinny, shorter hair and sunshine-like smile! Her body was skinny but thank goodness she has natural boobs for once. That alone was a big plus but her personality was even more fun for me. Lots of talking, teaching me Chinese, her English was good. Better than some others.

We started with some light massage and she taught me some quick Chinese dialogues which was fun to learn.

Flip came and she undressed herself. One med size tattoos on her left shoulder, one small on her lower rip and then long on across her low belly. All for me. Nothing too crazy or distracting for my taste even though tattoos are my cup of tea. Feeling and sucking one natural boobs was much fun for me. Some sloppy wet BBBJ, excellent skill there. 69 was fun. Her kitty has some Bush but clean near the kitty and O. When the cover came on and my jr entered her box, it was nice and tight. Started with CG, then mish to finish. I asked her to slow down on CG because I didn't want the fun to end too quick. She paced herself very well until I had to sit up to kiss her. Changed to mish, and man, I was out! She cleaned me up with hot towel and cuddled some more even though she offered some more massage. I said it's ok, you worked hard already. My hour was up and on my way out, Alyssa came and said hello.

[QUOTE=FlyingGolfball;7216824]IMy hour was up and on my way out, Alyssa came and said hello.[/QUOTE]Alyssa was at Shanghai? Never seen her there.

[QUOTE=FlyingGolfball;7215782]Alyssa told me that Alina was too "Average" for their shop. I wonder if there are any other reasons. Like offering BBFS or greek. I guess we will never know.[/QUOTE]Our other hostess told me it was simply that Alina began her period and didn't want to wait around here for a week to resume. But we may, in fact, never know the real reason.

[QUOTE=Legendaddy;7217158]Alyssa was at Shanghai? Never seen her there.[/QUOTE]Yes, it was a good surprise for me as well. She texted the night before that she would be in Good and Iris in Shanghai.

We both laughed out and hugged with happiness to run into each other. She told me she has to go wherever her boss tells her to go.

I went there again, the place seems to be just another HE joint right now. But Evangelina was very pretty and very nice. She also has very passable English. I am a sucker for a pretty face. I have a feeling that the ads on Rubmaps are fake ones They do not seem to do more than a HE, but that may be just me. And the names in the ads do not match the girls working there. At any rate Evangelina is already leaving in about a week. The other girl Amy seemed to be okay, but Evangelina may be the sugar to get new men to show up there.