Massage Parlor Reports

Ok, I admit it, I made a few mistakes!

Having had a couple of good trips to Niota last winter I made the trek down I-75 with high hopes despite later reviews. (mistake #1).

I was met at door by older (and I mean older. As in 65) Korean lady who signed me up, took me to the room and instructed me to get undressed. I innocently ask, "which girls are working tonight?" That was apparently Mistake #2. My question earned me a slap on the rump and the stern admonishment: "Never ask a woman for a girl. I give you massage. ".

Fearfully, I complied. I thought: What is the worse that can happen? It's only a massage. She has to have lots and lots of experience. This is ok, I will get through it. Then she ask "Are You Law. " Damn the right answer was right there. Staring me in the face - "Yes, I am LEO. Leave me alone. " But, I panicked and said "no I'm not the law. " Mistake #3. Cost me the tip I had to give her to leave me alone.

Yes, that's her. She gets insulted if she thinks you find her unattractive. You might have fared better if you hadn't asked about the girl.

Useful rules when dealing with AMPs:

- unless you know the establishment is trustworthy, do not pay the house fee until you see the girl who will give you the massage.

- learn the skill of walking out if you don't like what you see. Even if you leave disappointed, at least you'll have money in your pocket.

- never carry more money in with you than you are willing to spend.

- whenever they ask, you have always been there before.

- if you have been there before, it helps to remember the name of the girl who saw you.

I probably wouldn't claim to be LEO, though. Sometimes these places have a heavy nearby. Better to hesitate and briefly look off to the side before saying "no". Then they'll take your money but you'll only get a really crappy massage.

[QUOTE=John3735;2517704]Ok, I admit it, I made a few mistakes!

Having had a couple of good trips to Niota last winter I made the trek down I-75 with high hopes despite later reviews. (mistake #1).

I was met at door by older (and I mean older. As in 65) Korean lady who signed me up, took me to the room and instructed me to get undressed. I innocently ask, "which girls are working tonight?" That was apparently Mistake #2. My question earned me a slap on the rump and the stern admonishment: "Never ask a woman for a girl. I give you massage. ".

Fearfully, I complied. I thought: What is the worse that can happen? It's only a massage. She has to have lots and lots of experience. This is ok, I will get through it. Then she ask "Are You Law. " Damn the right answer was right there. Staring me in the face - "Yes, I am LEO. Leave me alone. " But, I panicked and said "no I'm not the law. " Mistake #3. Cost me the tip I had to give her to leave me alone.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WheelerJim;2503595]A lady I have been seeing for massage therapy is awesome I like deep tissue with a therapist using elbows and this thin tall raven haired beauty is great and is great to look at all for 60 roses for 1 hour and says she is looking for new customers if anyone is interested hit me up.[/QUOTE]I finally got the opportunity to meet with this lady last week. Got the best massage I have had in a long time. She gave me a deep tissue and it was really good! A couple of times I had to have her back off. She is very personable and nice to look at.

[QUOTE=WheelerJim;2503595]A lady I have been seeing for massage therapy is awesome I like deep tissue with a therapist using elbows and this thin tall raven haired beauty is great and is great to look at all for 60 roses for 1 hour and says she is looking for new customers if anyone is interested hit me up.[/QUOTE]Just got back from my massage with this lovely lady. Top-shelf massage, beautiful woman, good talk. Highly recommended for people wanting to get their body worked on. Be good to her guys!

Had some business in Loudon this afternoon, so I decided to visit the spa in Niota. Complete waste of time. Mama san is a very hateful, irritable old woman. Sadly she was the one who gave me my "massage", which lasted maybe 6 minutes. Paid for an hour, was in the building 25 min. When her kneeing the hell out of / walking all over my back was just too much she because extremely irritated. Do not recommend this place. I wouldn't visit again even if Kate Upton was giving away freebies, out of principle. I'm very surprised this place has even one positive review. Should have visited the Southern Belle. It's also a brief time with a crappy massage, but at least she's attractive and not a heinous person.

If that ever happens, let me know and I'll happily take your place on line. LOL. Sorry you had a bad experience though.

[QUOTE=BoroDude;2519237] I wouldn't visit again even if Kate Upton was giving away freebies, out of principle. [/QUOTE].

Was driving by the old Bali Spa on Chapman & it has a new "Luck's Spa" sign up. Anyone have any info on what's going on? Thanks.

Went there yesterday. Girl, ("Ivana" or something) in her 40's. 20 minutes of pushing on back with towel over butt for 60. Then make you bid against yourself for extras. Extras were mechanical. Left there thinking "why in the world did I just spend money for that?" Girl was complaining that I was only the third person that day to visit. She said she is only girl working there.

I had a short but decent massage. Roaming hands at end let me know extras were available. Girl was a middle aged.

Went to one of my old favorites today. New girl from the usual one that I always see there but the same decent experience for the $. The real reason I wanted to post was that I noticed an interesting sticker posted in their little entrance area. If A2 feels this info is too hot, please feel free to delete the post but it feels relevant. The sticker was a sheriff's badge that said "Volunteer League Fraternal Police Order" and "VIP donor" or "Platinum donor" I can't remember which. This could be the reason they always seem to fly under the radar when it comes to AMP busts. Seemed too interesting to not pass on, happy hunting gents.

YB.

[QUOTE=WheelerJim;2503595]A lady I have been seeing for massage therapy is awesome I like deep tissue with a therapist using elbows and this thin tall raven haired beauty is great and is great to look at all for 60 roses for 1 hour and says she is looking for new customers if anyone is interested hit me up.[/QUOTE]Another two thumbs up for this WJ find. Good looking. Intuitive. Strong. Skilled. Sun shiney disposition. Sweet voice. Location a little unusual (like where you might get the other kinda rubbing) so you'll have to park next door if you're in the company vehicle. But once you are in, you forget what state you in almost immedietly. She called it massage drunk. Thanks again Wheeler.

[QUOTE=Lvglsvgs;2529778]Another two thumbs up for this WJ find. Good looking. Intuitive. Strong. Skilled. Sun shiney disposition. Sweet voice. Location a little unusual (like where you might get the other kinda rubbing) so you'll have to park next door if you're in the company vehicle. But once you are in, you forget what state you in almost immedietly. She called it massage drunk. Thanks again Wheeler.[/QUOTE]Hook me up?

[QUOTE=YoungBlood1;2527299]Went to one of my old favorites today. New girl from the usual one that I always see there but the same decent experience for the $. The real reason I wanted to post was that I noticed an interesting sticker posted in their little entrance area. If A2 feels this info is too hot, please feel free to delete the post but it feels relevant. The sticker was a sheriff's badge that said "Volunteer League Fraternal Police Order" and "VIP donor" or "Platinum donor" I can't remember which. This could be the reason they always seem to fly under the radar when it comes to AMP busts. Seemed too interesting to not pass on, happy hunting gents.

YB.[/QUOTE]About those stickers. They have been posted there and at many other AMPs I have been in for years.

When I first moved here I went to a spa, can't remember the name. They had a hand written sign in the steam room telling people not to piss in the heat rocks. I laughed my ass off when I saw that and asked the mamasan if that was meant as a joke and she said, 'no, men piss in there, all the time they piss in there'. So I asked her if I could take a pic of it when my phone because it was funny and she totally freaked. I didn't know about all the issues they had to deal with. Still funny though.

If she does a bbj or HE I wouldn't complian. Just hope it's not a man.

[QUOTE=John3735;2517704]Ok, I admit it, I made a few mistakes!

Having had a couple of good trips to Niota last winter I made the trek down I-75 with high hopes despite later reviews. (mistake #1).

I was met at door by older (and I mean older. As in 65) Korean lady who signed me up, took me to the room and instructed me to get undressed. I innocently ask, "which girls are working tonight?" That was apparently Mistake #2. My question earned me a slap on the rump and the stern admonishment: "Never ask a woman for a girl. I give you massage. ".

Fearfully, I complied. I thought: What is the worse that can happen? It's only a massage. She has to have lots and lots of experience. This is ok, I will get through it. Then she ask "Are You Law. " Damn the right answer was right there. Staring me in the face - "Yes, I am LEO. Leave me alone. " But, I panicked and said "no I'm not the law. " Mistake #3. Cost me the tip I had to give her to leave me alone.[/QUOTE].