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I don't have anything bad to say about Brandy Lynne, so please don; t take this wrong. She has always seemed very nice in the emails and texts we have exchanged over the last couple months.

I actually live about 2. 5 hours from Columbia, and I had business there today. Earlier this week, I contacted Brandylynne because I contacted her way back when she first posted on this website, and since then I have been planning to see her at the first chance I had to get to Columbia. We exchanged emails, then texts and eventually I called her last night. Our plan was for me to arrive early enough that she could still check out of her room before 11. She didn't answer, although I did get a text saying I could call back. I replied saying I would call in the morning while I was on the road.

I called this morning. No answer. And of course, she doesn't have voice mail. I had to get on the road by 7:30, so I called her about 4 times and texted once. No replies or answers. So, she basically went silent on me. Not sure if she got cold feet, flaked out, or had something come up. But a simple "Sorry, not today" would have been nice. 5 hours in the car is a hell of a long time!

As I said, Brandylynne seems like a nice person. Has good reviews, but I'm a little jaded now. My backup plan was Autumn. Even texted her yesterday too. Thank god for the post last night! I did have a "hail mary" plan in place, and that worked out. Ill post another review about that later.

[QUOTE=LoveKgirls;2231423]Thanks for posting about this, WeeAmoo. I saw Autumn about 2 years ago, and she was good, back then. Obviously, that is not the case anymore. I wish these girls had some idea as to how much a bad review can hurt their business. I was actually going to see Autumn, myself, either today or tomorrow. Now, I will never see her again. It really can start to add up for them. She thinks she has made an easy $200, but she has actually lost, in future business, a whole lot more than the $200 she stole from you.[/QUOTE]I don't let things go this easy. I should've pissed on her bed and shit on her sink before I left. So far I've had 4 guys including you tell me they were planning to her and now won't. If I keep this up, she might not have money to buy her drugs. I might actually be doing her a favor!

While I was in Columbia today, my first couple of choices didn't work out (read my previous post). I had seen this lady's post for a while, and was interested. I haven't seem many real reviews of her on here. So I was flying blind.

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Here is the short version. Anyone want more info, PM me.

She is a very nice lady. Basically, what you see on her website is pretty accurate. I opted for the hour long massage with a shower, and it ran me $$. 60, which is pretty steep. I don't think she is for everyone's taste. But for me, she was exactly what I needed.

Cons: I think she's a little older than her info leads on, body not as tight as it used to be. Smelled like a smoker, but not terrible. A little pricy. Not the best part of town, but felt safe and no problems. Took a few tries to get her on the phone. Once she knows you, she said its easier to get her.

Pros: nice little studio, loved the shower and the setting, fairly nice body. She was very reactive, and enjoyed the massage as much if not more than I did. She loved being touched. Everything was covered after the shower. She is very touchy / feely. Don't think she would be as good if you are a just "get er done" kindof guy. Convenient to downtown and easy to get to.

She wasnt my first choice for today. But I'm glad I had a visit with her.

Two thumbs up from me.

[QUOTE=WeeAmoo;2231508]I don't let things go this easy. I should've pissed on her bed and shit on her sink before I left. I'm going to haunt her every city she works in. I'm going to post a neg review till develop alzheimer's and forget her name. So far I've had 4 guys including you tell me they were planning to her and now won't. If I keep this up, she might not have money to buy her drugs. I might actually be doing her a favor![/QUOTE]Add me to your list. I have texts from Autumn that she sent yesterday. I asked her where she would be, and she said "I honestly can't tell you where Ill be tomorrow".

Now I have an idea what she meant. They might have planned that before you even got there.

[QUOTE=WeeAmoo;2231508]I don't let things go this easy. I should've pissed on her bed and shit on her sink before I left. I'm going to haunt her every city she works in. I'm going to post a neg review till develop alzheimer's and forget her name. So far I've had 4 guys including you tell me they were planning to her and now won't. If I keep this up, she might not have money to buy her drugs. I might actually be doing her a favor![/QUOTE]Pimps & drugs fuck up good chicks. I could sit here an hour naming some of my faves who went to pimps & drugs & I never saw again.

AR.

Hopefully your next girl will be ATF material to help you forget Autumn. Thanks for the info.

Lynn is adding more pictures to her ad.

Has anyone seen her?

I had appt once that fell through due to my schedule.

Still haven't tried to rebook and never found any reliable recent reviews.

Anyone else notice Candys back with a new name but the same "Come &% $# me eyes"? Called twice. Texted twice. Still same old flaky self. Damn. MM.

Sorry to hear about what happened.

Autumn was actually on my "to do" list at one point. However, after some texts / calls back and forth and NOT being able to set anything up I gave up on her. If you can't be available, don't post a damn ad on BP. I was thinking about trying again, but not now. Thanks for the info!

[QUOTE=WeeAmoo;2231035]Well I just got back from being scammed out of $$ from Autumn.

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I texted her if she was available for around 10 pm. I got ready and made my way to Columbia. I get to her incall. She's staying at the dump behind Cracker Barrel on Bush River Road. I should of turned around by then seeing how crappy the place was, but I didn't follow my gut. I texted her that I'm at the hotel and she texted back her room number. I go upstairs to her room and I knock, but she doesn't open up. She comes from behind in the hallway (she probably came out another room and didn't pay attention which room exactly) and says Hi and opens the door for me. I go in and again I make a really dumb move. I was trusting enough to think that she was a provider that previously had some good reviews and she wouldn't do me like that. Anyway, I put down my envelope with her birthday card and birthday money inside on the dresser and told her I need to freshen up a bit in the bathroom. Soon as I'm in the bathroom freshening up, I hear the door open. I knew already I got scammed. She texts me:

My commentary in the parenthesis ().

Drug addict / thief Autumn: I see all the cops outside liar.

Drug addict / thief Autumn: leave my room.

Drug addict / thief Autumn: Get out of my room.

Drug addict / thief Autumn: That's the driver's room. He's coming back. (Yeah I wish he would come back).

Drug addict / thief Autumn: You're not getting my stuff! (I guess she sees me gathering some of her shit to take with me).

Drug addict / thief Autumn: You didn't pay me (Really and I'm Santa Claus).

ME: I figured you would do this once I heard the door open up and you left me in your room. Don't worry I'll make sure to post my experience with you on USASG and TER.

Drug addict / thief Autumn: Idk who you are This is her pimp (I doubt it and I wish he would come at me).

Drug addict / thief Autumn: I made her do that.

Drug addict / thief Autumn: She's to high fo all that right now.

ME: Not high enough to take my money though. Don't worry give me a couple hours I'll make sure to post a neg review on every site I'm a member in.

Drug addict / thief Autumn: I'll put a bad review on you too. You tried to rape me (this is too funny).

ME: GO AHEAD.

Drug addict / thief Autumn: I'll do exactly the same. Go for it and call the cops for you trying to rape me. I file as an escort on my taxes every year. I don't do anything illegal. Try me (this is comedy gold right here).

Me: Like someone would actually believe that shit. I plan to call hotel management.

Drug addict / thief Autumn: You don't want no problems. You weren't good enough to see me. Sorry. You we're scary (Yet, she led me into her room. To take my money).

Drug addict / thief Autumn: Call them. My regular owns the place. I'm going home anyways. That place sucks.

Drug addict / thief Autumn: I only see white men (I have previous texts where she was okay with my background since I asked beforehand. I'm not black either.).

Once I figured out I was scammed. I took my time in her room. I gathered any crap that's worth something (managed only to get her laptop cord ($40 at walmart), her straightening iron ($35 at Walgreens) and brought it with me and chucked it out the window a couple miles down the road. The entire text convo was happening while I was driving down Bush River Road (didn't text and drive, I pulled over every time I replied back to her) I am done with Columbia. I am not venturing out there anymore. Well besides my ATF.

Anyway stay safe guys.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PrestonSmith;2233848]Sorry to hear about what happened.

Autumn was actually on my "to do" list at one point. However, after some texts / calls back and forth and NOT being able to set anything up I gave up on her. If you can't be available, don't post a damn ad on BP. I was thinking about trying again, but not now. Thanks for the info![/QUOTE]I'm not defending the BP girls here. They are among the flakiest people on the planet. But you will save yourself a lot of grief if you try to understand them a little. The way things work on BP, they have to have their ads submitted in advance. And a lot of times they do that before they know if they will be working on a particular day or in a particular week. And they advertise in such a way that they generate interest from more guys than they could ever see.

So if you have a stable of a few reliable girls, patronize them and forget about the rest.

LexLuther.

I saw Santanna before. Older chick. I would say early 40's. Nice build. Did not see her management. Excellent service. BJ skills are on par. Did doggy and finished in missionary. Safe hotel off Two Notch. Yes I would repeat. She even said greek was on the menu. Like all girls YMMV.

Be safe out there.

The bottom photo gets a big HMMMM from me.

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[QUOTE=SailorSC;2234650]The bottom photo gets a big HMMMM from me.

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I think it's the GEICO gecko peeking thru the crack to take a peek or a lick.

AR.

Really enjoyed myself today.

Really enjoyed myself today.

AR.

[QUOTE=WeeAmoo;2231508]I don't let things go this easy. I should've pissed on her bed and shit on her sink before I left. I'm going to haunt her every city she works in. I'm going to post a neg review till develop alzheimer's and forget her name. So far I've had 4 guys including you tell me they were planning to her and now won't. If I keep this up, she might not have money to buy her drugs. I might actually be doing her a favor![/QUOTE]If it was me, I would've have broken the tv in her room and maybe the mirror in the bathroom.