Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SmallWonder;2924243]I TOFTT the other night and visited this place:

[URL]http://wichita.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-shop/7573777[/URL]

Here's my report:

Generally speaking, pretty much standard fare; what you'd expect. The girl that greeted me at the door was thinner than what I've encountered at most AMPs. 35-40 ish. Nice body, B-Cups, I would guess. Butterface, though. Not especially attractive. Not Butt ugly, either, but not the best in town.

The place itself is a bit run-down. You walk through a kitchen and laundry area to get to the massage room. The whole place seems worn out, but I can't really say it seemed dirty. It didn't smell dirty or anything. The massage room is sizable, but nowhere to really set anything down. There is a "closet" of sorts for clothing.

The massage itself started out pretty lame, but about 10 minutes in, she got into it. I had some back and neck muscle pain (from work) and she helped with that. Gave the legs a nice muscle workout. However, kept the important parts covered during the whole massage, even when I tried to remove the cover.

Unfortunately, no HE. To be fair, I may not have been sending the right signals and she may have been afraid of captain donut. I didn't set out a tip, which I usually do, but there was really no place to put it. Also, paid up front with a gift card, so she may have thought I had no cash. Obviously, I don't know if there was anything else on the menu, but there were no hints at anything forthcoming.

No reason for me to go back to this place. If here face had been cuter, I'd give her another shot just because she has the body. But the overall place wasn't inviting and I'm not going to take a chance of wasting another hour for nothing given that there are nicer looking providers out there who are anxious to provide extras.

As always, YMMV.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the review. I often wondered about this place. A lot can be learned from a hug when you introduce yourself. I put the cover and tip right under the pillow so I can move it out to be visible when the time is right. Last but not least, when they are massaging me, I massage them. I start with the legs and end up rubbing the kitty. No donut muncher can do that and get away with it, so lets them know they are safe. If they rebuff my hands, I know they are legit. If all else fails, just tell them what you want. Just my two pesos.

[QUOTE=JohnnyTheWad;2924382]Thanks for the review. I often wondered about this place. A lot can be learned from a hug when you introduce yourself. I put the cover and tip right under the pillow so I can move it out to be visible when the time is right. Last but not least, when they are massaging me, I massage them. I start with the legs and end up rubbing the kitty. No donut muncher can do that and get away with it, so lets them know they are safe. If they rebuff my hands, I know they are legit. If all else fails, just tell them what you want. Just my two pesos.[/QUOTE]Thank you. The tip under the pillow is a good idea.

Some of the other things, the touching and so on, I knew about, but I haven't done this many times, yet, and in the moment it's easy to forget to send the right signals.

I suspect, you can at least get a happy ending here, if you follow the "proper procedures. " I didn't do that. Lesson learned. However, because of the environment, I'll move on. There are other places to explore.

[QUOTE=JohnnyTheWad;2923982]A few years ago we had a great one here named Yoyo. It would be TGTBT for it to be the same girl.

[URL]http://wichita.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-arrival-nuru-massage-100good-and-hot-b2b-pretty-asian/9057662[/URL][/QUOTE]How could we forget that sexy lady and get special treatment. Need another like her. If this is her, looking oh so good but I don't think it is her.

[QUOTE=SmallWonder;2924243]I TOFTT the other night and visited this place:

[URL]http://wichita.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-shop/7573777[/URL]

Here's my report:

Generally speaking, pretty much standard fare; what you'd expect. The girl that greeted me at the door was thinner than what I've encountered at most AMPs. 35-40 ish. Nice body, B-Cups, I would guess. Butterface, though. Not especially attractive. Not Butt ugly, either, but not the best in town.

The place itself is a bit run-down. You walk through a kitchen and laundry area to get to the massage room. The whole place seems worn out, but I can't really say it seemed dirty. It didn't smell dirty or anything. The massage room is sizable, but nowhere to really set anything down. There is a "closet" of sorts for clothing.

The massage itself started out pretty lame, but about 10 minutes in, she got into it. I had some back and neck muscle pain (from work) and she helped with that. Gave the legs a nice muscle workout. However, kept the important parts covered during the whole massage, even when I tried to remove the cover.

Unfortunately, no HE. To be fair, I may not have been sending the right signals and she may have been afraid of captain donut. I didn't set out a tip, which I usually do, but there was really no place to put it. Also, paid up front with a gift card, so she may have thought I had no cash. Obviously, I don't know if there was anything else on the menu, but there were no hints at anything forthcoming.

No reason for me to go back to this place. If here face had been cuter, I'd give her another shot just because she has the body. But the overall place wasn't inviting and I'm not going to take a chance of wasting another hour for nothing given that there are nicer looking providers out there who are anxious to provide extras.

As always, YMMV.[/QUOTE]I've been there once before basically same result.

I don't like putting the tip out mainly because I don't want to deal with the losing the tip but not getting the service, or service not worth the tip. I do let my hands graze, then roam like Johnny said and you can get a pretty good feel for how things will go from there if she flat out stops you, positions herself outside of reach or allows it. Best is teasing back.

You basically described this place accurately and I wouldn't return has well. Not the worst legit massage out there, but not the best as well.

Rocky.

[QUOTE=JohnnyTheWad;2923982]A few years ago we had a great one here named Yoyo. It would be TGTBT for it to be the same girl.

[URL]http://wichita.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-arrival-nuru-massage-100good-and-hot-b2b-pretty-asian/9057662[/URL][/QUOTE]I don't ever trust an Asians pictures to be accurate in there ads. Thanks to all the AMP ads out there. Build you up to let you down. LOL.

Rocky.

[QUOTE=RockyDove;2925600]I don't ever trust an Asians pictures to be accurate in there ads. Thanks to all the AMP ads out there. Build you up to let you down. LOL.

Rocky.[/QUOTE]That is right, I checked her out today, she was old and hanging, her belly as a 7-8 months pregnant woman. Nothing like the photos in the ad.

[QUOTE=RockyDove;2925600]I don't ever trust an Asians pictures to be accurate in there ads. Thanks to all the AMP ads out there. Build you up to let you down. LOL.

Rocky.[/QUOTE]Yeah, the AMP ads don't even try. And they can't. If they'd show pictures of the actual providers, nobody would go there.

Don't get me wrong; some of them are pretty good providers. But there is nothing about their physical appearance that would make you select them over other providers that are available.

[QUOTE=SmallWonder;2926145]Yeah, the AMP ads don't even try. And they can't. If they'd show pictures of the actual providers, nobody would go there.

Don't get me wrong; some of them are pretty good providers. But there is nothing about their physical appearance that would make you select them over other providers that are available.[/QUOTE]As far as pics of Asians go, I never believe the pics either. My question was whether Yoyo was THE Yoyo LOL. I have met some providers just as good as the pics and some pretty pathetic.

[QUOTE=JackChun;2926036]That is right, I checked her out today, she was old and hanging, her belly as a 7-8 months pregnant woman. Nothing like the photos in the ad.[/QUOTE]So how was she bro? LOL.

[QUOTE=RockyDove;2914351][URL]http://wichita.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-by-tyler/7557620[/URL]

Short massage, leaving lots of time for extras. (L2,L3).

Good Conversation. She works out of one of Margana's places.

She did try and upsell, but was okay with $$.

You can PM for details.[/QUOTE]Rocky is correct in this review. No longer at that place apparently and Morgana does not know her personally. But Rocky is correct about the service. Definitely a goodie.

[QUOTE=KsMan;2925279]How could we forget that sexy lady and get special treatment. Need another like her. If this is her, looking oh so good but I don't think it is her.[/QUOTE]Amen brother! I thought about checking her out, but I found out she was staying at the same hotel as me and my better half. I could just see myself slipping from room to room. I got big balls but not that big. LOL.

This is one tight kitty and she loves her work.

[URL]http://wichita.backpage.com/BodyRubs/mimi-make-uh-a-p-p-y/9147501[/URL]

Pics are accurate. Also look at Honey and Princess. I just love the chocolate factory. Pics of Honey are right where the action takes place. Makes me hard thinking about it LOL.

[URL]http://wichita.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sweet-honey-hit-the-spot-for-you/9029131[/URL]

[QUOTE=JohnnyTheWad;2927604]Amen brother! I thought about checking her out, but I found out she was staying at the same hotel as me and my better half. I could just see myself slipping from room to room. I got big balls but not that big. LOL.[/QUOTE]That would be a report I'd really like to read.

[QUOTE=SmallWonder;2930010]That would be a report I'd really like to read.[/QUOTE]Stay tuned then, something outlandish usually happens sooner or later LOL.

[QUOTE=JohnnyTheWad;2929222]This is one tight kitty and she loves her work.

[URL]http://wichita.backpage.com/BodyRubs/mimi-make-uh-a-p-p-y/9147501[/URL]

Pics are accurate. Also look at Honey and Princess. I just love the chocolate factory. Pics of Honey are right where the action takes place. Makes me hard thinking about it LOL.

[URL]http://wichita.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sweet-honey-hit-the-spot-for-you/9029131[/URL][/QUOTE]Princess is my Fav of the group. I have known her for a few years and she never disappoints. Love spanking her plump round chocolate "ASS".