Massage Parlor Reports

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Just a quick report on this joint. It is on north side of Southern between Dobson and Alma School. Next to a Circle K.

Was greeted by a semi cute Asian named Lisa. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxkbTG6PeCI&feature=related[/url]

No. Not Lisa Lisa and the cult jam (See you tube link) Lisa from China. Anyway, standard services seemed to be available. I ponied. 4 for a half. Massage was rushed and semi lame. Some other monger walked in literally 20 seconds behind me (bad luck) and she seemed to be rushing. He kept coughing in the other "stall" and this was making her nervous. She repeatedly ran out of the room to check on Mr. Coughy cough.

Finally other girl comes back from dinner and she relaxes."She not eating. She shopping." Ya Ya. This girl was kinda cute actually, but she was wearing some funky panty house that looked like something Aunt Ester from Sanford and Son would be sporting. Really strange. My pecker was not responding to this fashion statement. Made me think that full service was probably not on the menu. Weird.

Mercifully I flipped and was told to dig out. 4 from my britches to achieve my desired results. Again, Ol Bubba does not like to have to get up and fish out dinero in the middle of the gig. Always a disappointment. I did however get her top off with no complaining what so ever. Not bad antlers I might add.

So there you have it. Nothing great Nothing bad YMMV

[QUOTE=Bubba1979; 1100143]

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Just a quick report on this joint. It is on north side of Southern between Dobson and Alma School. Next to a Circle K. Was greeted by a semi cute Asian named Lisa.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxkbTG6PeCI&feature=related[/url]

No. Not Lisa Lisa and the cult jam (See you tube link) Lisa from China. A[/QUOTE]???? Are you saying there is a resemblance between her and Lisa Lisa? I'm so confused!

(off topic. Did anyone else think it was strange to see a guy in the video wearing a gray (Confederate) kepi?)

Higgs

[QUOTE=Bubba1979; 1099455]I told her I had no knowlege of "mydixiewrecked, chillywilly, or goldcoast. This helped to cement my reputation as a non cheap skate!

[/QUOTE]Hey, I resemble that remark! LOL. Boy the weather is sure great here, under the bus!

[QUOTE=Bubba1979;1099455]I told her I had no knowlege of "mydixiewrecked, chillywilly, or goldcoast. This helped to cement my reputation as a non cheap skate! [/QUOTE]Wise man, that Bubba.

[QUOTE=MyDixieWrecked;1100518]Hey, I resemble that remark! LOL. Boy the weather is sure great here, under the bus![/QUOTE]At least it is nice to have company under the bus with some like minded friends.

I will hold true to my old adage that I adopted shopping in the black markets of Shanghai: If you think it is too high price then walk away. When they come running after you, just smile and know you were right. There are a hundred more shops within spitting distance that will be happy to sell it to you for the right price.

I almost don't want to tell this story because I have told it to friends before, so if any of them are on here I will be outed. I am going to keep it vague, but I swear to you this is all true.

I was at a massage establishment many years ago. The young lady that took me back was exceptional and I was looking forward to a good time. Now, at this time VB was hopping. You could sometimes find 50 SW"s on VB strolling like there was no tomorrow. I was used to paying 20 for BBBJ, and I was quite spoiled.

So this gal takes me back and starts with the sexy talk right away, and I thought that she liked me. During the massage she was making all the right comments to stiffen thing up. She rubbed me better than anyone had in a long time. Before the flip I was harder than Chinese algebra, and it would not have taken much to get me over the top. Her body was so hot and she was teasing and pleasing the whole time. Even kissed me gently while her hands worked me.

SO I flip, and the trouser snake is doing a nasty dance in the air and she ignores it, but tempts me with gentle grazing and I tell her I can't take it no more. I can't breathe; I was so on the edge. So then she asks, 'Is there any other place that you'the like me to massage? ' I said oh gawd yes! And she tells me to put her hand where I want her to work. So I place it on the prize and she said that this area requires a 40 dollar tip!

Well that was just too much and she wouldn't take the 20 I offered her. I then take matter into my own hands, and she tries to stop me and says that I can't do that in there. I said 'LOOK OUT' and seconds after I started, I finished. And I finished all over the place. All over her, all over me, and all over the room. Even I was shocked at the back pressure. She was pissed when she left the room, but at that point I didn't care. I get a smile on my face every time I think about her trying to find al the drizzles on her clothing that day before her next client.

[QUOTE=Vaquero; 1098902]For whatever reason, if I go to a massage place, I want it to be Asian or maybe some other ethnicity. Though I'm a white dude, getting a massage from a white American girl just wouldn't do it for me.

I think it's because when I see some of these immigrants doing this work, I know they're doing it for money and might be more likely to take some pride in the work. But if an American girl is doing that stuff, I associate it with issues. [/QUOTE]Vaquero,

I know what you mean about wanting Asian or some other flavor. Even though I am white the white girls don't really do it for either. I've gotten the best mileage by far from Asian girls. For some reason the Asian girls always seem to like me. I'm not trying to brag it just seems to be the case. Seems like the less time they have been in the US the better we hit it off. I also had some good luck with ebony & some Latin lady's.

Later,

Max.

Was wondering if anybody had visited the AMP on Baseline and Price, not Taiwan, but the one on the north side of the street? Sets in a small strip mall with a bar.

Thanks much and be safe.

Kk

I dreamed that I tried my first massage place today. Platinum Body Works on Main west of 202, just west of Castle Boutique. I get in and there is this worn out 30-something blonde working. I am really jonesing so I don't care that she isn't really my type. She takes my. 4 for the 30 min, and takes me back to a room and tells me to get undressed. I do and she tells me she works for tips. I say ok, and she tells me is is $ but doesn't really tell me for what. I tell her I have another. 4 and she sighs and says she will do it for that, but to bring more money next time. Still not sure what, since this is my first. I had no other cash on me and nothing to get more. Anyway, she puts some lotion on her very callused hand and proceeds to give me a HJ, pulls down her top, and then stops. Says she is done and to bring back more money next time. What a fricken joke.

I guess I learned my lesson. Agree what she is doing for. 4 and if they aren't happy about it just leave. Problem is that she said my initial. 4 was non-refundable before I gave her the additional. 4.

[QUOTE=Kool Klyde; 1101647]Was wondering if anybody had visited the AMP on Baseline and Price, not Taiwan, but the one on the north side of the street? Sets in a small strip mall with a bar.

Thanks much and be safe.

Kk[/QUOTE]Been there. Didn't do that. 6 months ago. I haven't been back since but hear it is the same. The girls there were cute but had too much attitude thinking they were the greatest thing since sliced bread and wanted way too much $$. I walked out and called it a forty dollar lesson. Massage sucked too.

[QUOTE=Foundation;1101787]I guess I learned my lesson. Agree what she is doing for. 4 and if they aren't happy about it just leave. Problem is that she said my initial. 4 was non-refundable before I gave her the additional. 4.[/QUOTE]I had the same experience with a chubby Latina in her 20's. I lost my initial. 4 and left so fast I forgot my sunglasses. I was very grateful to get them back without extra $$. I kind of got the impression that they get a lot of "inital. 4's". Scammers IMHO.

[QUOTE=Wanhunglow;1094914]Want one of the best massages of your life? Deep Deep tissue back walking? Jennifer at relax station on west Indian School between El Mirage and Dysart. No extras.[/QUOTE]X2,

Now if she would give the same (any) service some of the other establishments in the west valley did it would be the best. Have also seen Vivian there also. Not quite as good as Jennifer but was still worth the money. Many of the west valley girls could use a lesson or two from them. Hoping the no extra part changes after some visits but it isn't looking good. Still the best asian massage in the West Valley.

There is this no name, I think it use to be Rainbow spa. It's on 71st and Shea in Scottsdale. Has anyone had any luck there?

Due to a recent layoff, funds for my entertainment are very limited. I held out for as long as I could, and ended up breaking into my piggy bank. I wanted to be sure to have a good time for my money, and gave it some thought for about 25 seconds. I went to see Apple at Tops. Always smiling, (to me anyways) , great TS, and a very nice time. Just what I needed to relieve some of my depression.

This is sad news. Anybody been here?

[url]http://www.azcentral.com/community/mesa/articles/2010/12/08/20101208mesa-massage-parlor-murder-brk08-ON.html[/url]

Investigators believe the man fled in a full-size white pickup truck. Possibly a Chevrolet. With a silver tool box on the back.

The man was described as Asian, clean-shaven and in his late 20s, approximately 5 feet 5 inches tall and 140 pounds. He was last seen wearing blue earrings, jeans and a baseball cap.