Massage Parlor Reports

Readers’s Digest version for the Cliffs Notes Fans.

When: Within the last month.

Where: Kay’s near EC.

Who: Ktown skinny.

Greeted at door by tall MMS who I fell in love with on the walk to my cell. .7/hr was the quote.

Ktown skinny enters and decides to check my tonsils. I said Hi back by checking hers. Very happy to see me. Jumped into my bday suit and off to the huge shower. Skinny checks the water for temp and gives me the best shower I have ever had. She stayed in there with me and cleaned every inch of my body. Took 10 mins. Off to the sauna where I steamed alone for 5 mins or so.

Then skinny comes back and takes me back to my cell where she gives me the strongest massage ever. After the flip she works on my good side and after a while she starts to HJ me and I tug on her clothes and off they come. Still no talk of fee just a naked skinny jumping back on the table and now I am daty. I worked it from top to bottom. Very clean girl. She worked her magic, very close, a lot of touching and sniffing, cuddling, just like my OL before I said I do. Cleaned out my ears and FK till I passed out.

More massage followed by more closeness. Some mouth wash and some hot towels. Got out of my bday suit. Got the full hr. Finally asked her how much? She did not really understand [yeah right] so I pulled out a few .2s. I ended up giving her .6 and was more pleased with my session then any in my many years of life.

Nah He

I don't get out as much as before. But I made a visit to ML Monday. Had a very good visit with Bobbie, who has been the subject of 2 previous posts.

She was very good at her craft. My only complaint was that she had her routing down pat. I had my own agenda and it to her a little while to remember that I was the customer. She agreed to follow my lead. I also told her that she could use a little hair cut.

My last 2 visits to ML have been very good. Amy from the previous visit is no longer there. If the quality keeps up maybe they will get back to the point when Jackie ran ML.

As a side note. Guys learn to speak a little Korean. It would help you have a more pleasurable visit to AMPS.

Crazy Dick
(So little money, so many Korean Women)

[QUOTE=Baldconan1]Gentlemen

Decided to TOFTF and checked out new AMP on Eastern Blvd in Essex, just off 702. Had the time and thought why not? Got Jojo, and mid-20's from Taiman, very cute. Got the best massage I've gotten for a long time, excelent technque, followed up by a thorough rub down with a quality lotion. All for the normal 1 hour fee. She left to get a hot towel to wipe me down, and I thought, "Ok, I had a massage that was truly good enough to repeat" and was ready to leave and leave a .2 tip just for the rub. After the wipe down she asked me to turn over and asked if there was any other area I needed massaged. OK, I indicated the only area still in need. She signed to find out my preference, and long story short, BaldyJr was treated to a BBBJCIM while BaldySr got to observe and play with a practically perfect spinner body. Not GFE, but definitely a repeat. Total damages, .7 + .8 (her quote). treat her well and be safe.'

BaldConan1[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the report, looks like I will have to partake of a little Jojo....

yes Bobbie was very nice looking and sexy. She could use a cut but it wasn't to bad. Only problem I have, she always repeated everthing you said. That was weird. like hearing yourself talk. Besides that she was a hot ticket.

[QUOTE=Crazy Dick]

As a side note. Guys learn to speak a little Korean. It would help you have a more pleasurable visit to AMPS.

Crazy Dick
(So little money, so many Korean Women)[/QUOTE]If I learn Korean, I'm still F'd. Most of the girls at my favorite spots are Chinese and Japanese, and I eat enough at these places to ala carte off the menu.

Thanks,

GTR

Ask them to teach you a few words.

Tell the Chinese girls you are "pong yo"

LOL;

Smiling Fox

Like Baldy, I visited the AMP in question yesterday morning. Same girl (jojo), same services, same price, and a very good time.

The only negative is that she answers the door and phone during your session.

Recommended.

Been to see Yumi a couple times over the last few weeks. She's pretty, with a great body, nice b-cups, and a fun attitude. The wrinkles around her eyes suggest that she's older than she looks otherwise, but she's definitely still attractive.

First time was also my first time at Kyoto. I did the. 5 hour, so no shower. She remained clothed, but hands were allowed to roam beneath her dress, and the massage itself was pretty good. It was your basic R&T.

The second time I did the full hour. She recognized me, and so was much more forward and accommodating. She has a fun attitude, and there was some foreplay, groping, and lfk before the shower. Shower was good and thorough, with more teasing. Few minutes in the sauna, then back to the room where she dried me off thoroughly and teased me a little more. At this point I was ragin' so I made it clear that fun was to be had before the massage, and she went with it. Long story short, a BBBJ was had, then DATY in 69 with HJ until I shot a massive load on her chest and mine. After the usual cleanup she asked if I wanted a massage, but I declined since I'd gotten what I was there for already. Total time spent was 45 minutes, though that was by my choice, not hers. Overall, a good experience, and I will most likely repeat.

Looks: 7
Attitude: 8
Massage: 7
Services: 7

It has been about 4 years since I've seen this beauty given the accident I had a few years ago. Today was my first time back. Autumn has been a favorite of mine for years going back to the Absolute days. Guys let me tell you, she's more stunning today than she was then. She works out constantly and she's ripped. She's soft in the right places and cut in other places. She sports a quality six pack and her biceps are hard as a rock. She's added a number of tattoos to her body since I last saw her. Mmm Mmm Mmm, to me she's stunning.

Anyhow, service today was as it was before. Very personable, sociable, not a clock watcher at all. Very accomplished R&T service and I left a very happy guy. As many times as I've seen her I've never gotten anything more, nor would I even ask. It's just not on the menu.

It's just good to see an old friend again. I think she typically works afternoons if you were to call and ask for her.

I'll be visiting Baltimore next week staying at the Sheraton Inner Harbor with no transportation. If a fellow monger can send me a PM with any info on a close spot it would be greatly appreciation.

I'll gladly return the favor if you ever visit San Diego

Had to try out the Eastern Blvd. massage place. I had to call first to see if they are Chinese or Korean. The girl who answered said Chinese. I am afraid to go to Korean places as my girl has to many friends and I want to keep the peace at home. Found the place and parked right out front which I didn't like because my car was the only on there. Rang the bell and was greeted by a nice lady in her upper 30's,small and skinny. Paid my 70 and went to the room. She was constantly saying she was sorry because it was cold inside. They have a table shower but no sauna. Everything is clean and new. The massage was the same as described in the other two posts. The lotion was also great. She asked if there was any place she missed to I had to point and tell her where. She then gave me some sign language and I shook my head in argreement when she pointed at her mouth. She said 80 and I said ok. I good time and she was very very friendly to me. I was there for 70 minutes.

This place is not too far from the home so I have been there three times this month. I had a different lady each time. I wanted my last ktown skinny UM but she had an appointment. Damn, someone had my lady, well in pops YY and she had a good attitude but it was just not the same. We started with a so so shower followed by a bake in the oven and back to my stall.

Did a lot of talking, some begging and ended up paying too much for a HJ and DATY. 8 ouch. Anyway I am trying to stretch out these experiences so once we start I have to give instructions and actually start to feel like a porno director. I was more in control this time and did a better showing with the equipment. We hugged a little more after the ending. Sloshed some mouthwash, mommy dressed me and gave me a piece of candy and she sped me through the door. As I passed all those other cells I knew my UM was there making one of you guys smile.

Next time I will call first.

Nah He

I know this place got bad reviews in the past, so I stayed away. I saw on CL under theraputic some ads saying "grand opening". Any one know if management has changed, or anything else has changed there?

[QUOTE=Jim N Maryland]I know this place got bad reviews in the past, so I stayed away. I saw on CL under theraputic some ads saying "grand opening". Any one know if management has changed, or anything else has changed there?[/QUOTE]Yes has gone thru a management change. Old crusty Massuesse is long gone. Younger more attractive talent . Full menu. I have a feeling it's same ownership as Silk Spa in Jessup. The girls dress simalar and it's mostly new talant from New York like Silk. If your looking for Full Menu then Tip on the SideTable will let them know if not they may think you want just the basic Happy Ending.

I would frequent Towson spa in the past. The women were older but gave a hell of a massage. No joke really worked me into jelly. For the happiness standard HJ. 4. Went back about 2 months ago. They have gotten a face lift. New paint and new women. A mamasan answers the door now and a girl with a knock out body gives you massage. Received nothing more than HJ massage wasnt andything to write about did not return.