The Prickyard

I said this before and I will say it again. Not saying it is true but if FF actually did get freebies from one provider or another WHO FUCKING CARES? If a lady wants to use her services as a marketing tool, so be it. As long as the report is honest, I could give a shit less if FF (or any other monger) paid for the visit. I could provide a list of names from this site or other review sites of guys that either try to haggle down to insultingly low donations or want special "off the menu" services in exchange for a regular donation. There is even a senior member on this board that showed up to see Natalie, tried to get services, and had $0 on him. He was trying to have an appointment and then run out without paying. The bottom line is people that b*tch about this either enjoy the drama or are jealous.
The same hypocrisy goes for some of you who talk about covered services. "Oh she offered it and I wouldn't do it". Some of you who say that are openly trying to negotiate with providers to do BB. I have seen the proof with my own eyes from several different providers that I have known.
The above items don't apply to everyone but one or the other or both do apply to a lot.

Sincerely Signed,
The Biggest Prick in the Yard.

P.S.- JJ, the above referenced was obtained not during a paid 30/60 minute session.

[QUOTE=IndianaMan;3412452]Truly don't have the time to reply to your book right now but I will. Jamie is none of the 3 she likes you and speaks highly of you.[/QUOTE]I think I know where all this is coming from. Everyone knows my extreme love of freckles. I have started a craze that mainstream society is now catching on too. There is makeup that gives the appearance of freckles. Now the big thing is getting freckle tattoos. So I took the plunge and went out and had some freckles tattooed on my ass. When a provider connects my freckle dots it spells out [B]Freebies[/B]. So if you and TA2 want to come by and see how it works I will be happy to let you both kiss my ass.

[QUOTE=RonBurgIndy;3412301]DILLIGAF, as in "Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck".[/QUOTE]WDYGAF, as in "Why Do You Give A Fuck". Some people think they know shit that ain't true but can't help themselves because they love to gossip with active addicts.

[QUOTE=Bob0324;3412351]ALL the fucking chicks (yes ALL) selling their selves to us ugly freaks have an issue or issues, some are addicted to drugs, some are taking care of a loser significant other some are just fucked up in the head, some are just skanks that find self worth in being able to sell their pussy, none are better than the other in the long run, this includes UTR's it's ridiculous that any of you single out an issue and blast others for patronizing a girl, my position has changed on this in the past few months because I now realize, if you're going to pay for play, you're going to see all of the above, just get fuck the chicks, report any known negatives and positives and move on.

Also some of you talk about the lack of protection (condoms) , that's your responsibility. I have not to date met a provider that was not willing to go bare after I've seen them several times. They're ho's we're ho's, get over it.[/QUOTE]That just is a clear view of all of this. And don't forget, many are answer E) all of the above.

And there are a lot more of us who shake their head and think that fraternizing with providers as "friends" is like thinking that every waitress really wants to sleep with you. When the money tree is empty, they're nowhere to be found. I have a friend like that with waitresses, and all of his friends are laughing at him behind his back, because he's an idiot.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;3412996]WDYGAF, as in "Why Do You Give A Fuck". Some people think they know shit that ain't true but can't help themselves because they love to gossip with active addicts.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RonBurgIndy;3413015]And there are a lot more of us who shake their head and think that fraternizing with providers as "friends" is like thinking that every waitress really wants to sleep with you. When the money tree is empty, they're nowhere to be found.[/QUOTE]I cannot speak for other guys that are friends with providers but in my case, the ones I am friends with are just that, friends. These are either ladies that I am no longer a client of or in some cases never was a client. This is no different than a friend that lives down the block from you, except that the conversations are much more entertaining. If a friend provider is hitting you up for money then what you say above is likely true.

Sincerely Signed,
(Lately not even close to) The Biggest Prick in the Yard.

More power to you for those rare finds. Most are clocked in for the money, because it's a job.

[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;3413062]I cannot speak for other guys that are friends with providers but in my case, the ones I am friends with are just that, friends. These are either ladies that I am no longer a client of or in some cases never was a client. This is no different than a friend that lives down the block from you, except that the conversations are much more entertaining. If a friend provider is hitting you up for money then what you say above is likely true.

Sincerely Signed,
(Lately not even close to) The Biggest Prick in the Yard.[/QUOTE]

Yes, I heard it said that FF was a stalker. That he showed up randomly at houses, wouldn't leave when asked and threatened to call child protective services in the outfall. I've heard it from several providers and said it all before.

That being said, I would be willing to bet the same girls that said it would see him again as long as he pays. Girls don't see mongers for their social skills or looks.

Don't vouch for him if it makes any of you uncomfortable.

[QUOTE=IndyAnon;3413114]Yes, I heard it said that FF was a stalker. That he showed up randomly at houses, wouldn't leave when asked and threatened to call child protective services in the outfall. I've heard it from several providers and said it all before.

That being said, I would be willing to bet the same girls that said it would see him again as long as he pays. Girls don't see mongers for their social skills or looks.

Don't vouch for him if it makes any of you uncomfortable.[/QUOTE]I was wondering how long it would take for you to throw in your hat to the ring. Glad to see you showed up and did not let any of us down.

[QUOTE=Untchbl;3413172]I was wondering how long it would take for you to throw in your hat to the ring. Glad to see you showed up and did not let any of us down.[/QUOTE]Considering now there are multiple sources saying the same thing, I imagine it's more difficult to ignore.

[QUOTE=IndyAnon;3413224]Considering now there are multiple sources saying the same thing, I imagine it's more difficult to ignore.[/QUOTE]I will only answer this one post from you, after that I am finished because you are ignorant and I can't help ignorant people who troll the boards just to stir shit up. Do us all a favor and show us the proof. As Ilapp said "Name names and details and let those that might have said it back it up". As RB said "Either provide proof of said monger's dishonesty, or DRIVE THE FUCK ON. " As I say "put up or shut the fuck up!"

I had a couple of texts this morning from new ladies that read this board. The comments varied: "What's up with IndyAnon". "Loser". "Guys are so dramatic on there LOL it's funny". "Are these guys jealous of you because you have provider friends". "When are these guys going to grow up and become men, not little boys". "OMG this is better than Facebook".

So IA I will give you a preview of your follow up posts. I will be hitting the [B][red]Ignore Button[/red][/B].

[QUOTE=IndyAnon;3413224]Considering now there are multiple sources saying the same thing, I imagine it's more difficult to ignore.[/QUOTE]There are multiple sources that think you are a pain the ass, shit stirring, grade A ass sniffer. Just saying.

I didn't read all the squabbling, but if someone is offering freebies, I'm going to take her up on it. I wouldn't coerce or negotiate for it, but if she is just so charmed by my winning personality that she's offering? Why wouldn't I go for that? I thought the goal here was to get some pussy. Seem ridiculous to criticize a guy for getting some.

[QUOTE=Playwithme483;3413407]I didn't read all the squabbling, but if someone is offering freebies, I'm going to take her up on it. I wouldn't coerce or negotiate for it, but if she is just so charmed by my winning personality that she's offering? Why wouldn't I go for that? I thought the goal here was to get some pussy. Seem ridiculous to criticize a guy for getting some.[/QUOTE]Thank you for saying it. I believe you are the first one to openly admit what is the case with 99% of all mongers. If not you are either a fucking moron or a damn liar.

I guess I have been operating wrong for several a years. Years ago I had a stripper fuck buddy from PT's. Knowing her she was probably doing extras in the club. I guess I should have been stuffing Franklins between her ass cheeks while playing because she was charging other guys.

If a single one of you says you would go see a lady, have her say she enjoyed herself so much she wants you to come back, and not do it you are a damn liar. You would walk out of the room with your chest swelled up, head held high, and the biggest grin ever. I have seem countless texts form guys on this board to one lady or another asking for discounts because of "how much she enjoyed herself with you". Then everyone wants to play this bullshit of oh I would never do that. Ya you are going to try and negotiate discounts to save $20-30 but you wouldn't take it if she offered it for free.
Here is another reality check. It is a FACT that the majority of these ladies are addicts of one form or another. Most of them are meth or heroin. If you would insist on paying her if she actually would see you for free then you are no better than the dealer.

Sincerely Signed,
The Biggest Prick in the Yard.

Ilapp, maybe I need to start living up to the title again so everyone stops making their best effort to take it over.

[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;3413437]Thank you for saying it. I believe you are the first one to openly admit what is the case with 99% of all mongers. If not you are either a fucking moron or a damn liar.


I guess I have been operating wrong for several a years. Years ago I had a stripper fuck buddy from PT's. Knowing her she was probably doing extras in the club. I guess I should have been stuffing Franklins between her ass cheeks while playing because she was charging other guys.

If a single one of you says you would go see a lady, have her say she enjoyed herself so much she wants you to come back, and not do it you are a damn liar. You would walk out of the room with your chest swelled up, head held high, and the biggest grin ever. I have seem countless texts form guys on this board to one lady or another asking for discounts because of "how much she enjoyed herself with you". Then everyone wants to play this bullshit of oh I would never do that. Ya you are going to try and negotiate discounts to save $20-30 but you wouldn't take it if she offered it for free.
Here is another reality check. It is a FACT that the majority of these ladies are addicts of one form or another. Most of them are meth or heroin. If you would insist on paying her if she actually would see you for free then you are no better than the dealer.

Sincerely Signed,
The Biggest Prick in the Yard.

Ilapp, maybe I need to start living up to the title again so everyone stops making their best effort to take it over.[/QUOTE]These slack jawed, booger eating, mouth breathers that say they would not take a freebie are full of lies. They probably will say they don't masturbate, always wash after pissing, never lie about their timecard at work, are faithful to their wives, and have never gone bare back either. We have, or would, do all of these if given the right situation. Hell, I am rubbing one out on the toilet at work right now. If you have never been offered free pussy, its because you are an asshole. Stop being jealous, stop being a dick, and move the fuck on with all this bullshit.

Average sized prick in the yard. (Balls that will bruise an ass during sex).