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You may not have come out and said it, but you were still talking about it. There was a 1000 different ways you could have made this observation about providers without tying it to the topic that is certain to light the thread on fire.[/blue]

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/blonde-paradiseme-or-petite-blonde-barbie/6533959[/URL]

[QUOTE=YoungRestless;2469828][URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/blonde-paradiseme-or-petite-blonde-barbie/6533959[/URL][/QUOTE]It's Ashley W. She was just posting a couple weeks ago with her real pics sporting her new blonde hair color. If you ask me she looks better than the girl in the fake pics.

This one has been posting for a few weeks. Anyone sampled the goods? She looks dang cute, nothing shows up on search here and Google images don't show these being stolen. There is a bit of obvious image editing making her butt look a little rounder.

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/80-special-one-night-only-baby-come-play-with-the-sexy-and-exotic-persian-barbie/7324152[/URL]

[QUOTE=YoungRestless;2469828][URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/blonde-paradiseme-or-petite-blonde-barbie/6533959[/URL][/QUOTE]The picture you posted is a girl who never did use her real pictures in her ad, so you might be correct. What makes you think its her? Always wanted to see her but she runs with a rough crowd.

[QUOTE=StewieGriffin;2469879]The picture you posted is a girl who never did use her real pictures in her ad, so you might be correct. What makes you think its her? Always wanted to see her but she runs with a rough crowd.[/QUOTE]I put answer there.

[QUOTE=SkyWalker13;2469933]I set something up with Honey / Jessica who claims she I down for anything under the sun. So we're texting back and forth and she claims she's ready. I call to get directions to her place and she proceeds to tell me that she was playing. She says she doesn't like Greek or things like that. It is definitely false advertising and a waste of our time when these girls claim to be fetish friendly and ready for anything. I miss providers like Little Lisa, Bowden and Amazon Goddess before their slides. Those chicks were down for anything. Oh well back to Angie I go.[/QUOTE]Working the beat?

[QUOTE=YoungRestless;2469991]Working the beat?[/QUOTE]She posted last week I believe.

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You may not have come out and said it, but you were still talking about it. There was a 1000 different ways you could have made this observation about providers without tying it to the topic that is certain to light the thread on fire.[/blue][/QUOTE]I was just hoping to point out the providers double standard. Will refrain from any likeness of the appearance of breaking rules.

[QUOTE=Dawg34;2469406][URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-sexy-petite-italian-and-cherokee/7358244[/URL] Was going to see her this morning but I'm glad I saw this. I remember the positive add she received and was thinking of pulling the trigger. She thought it was weird that I asked which of her pictures best represents her and she said the pics were new, then I said I'm speaking of a picture from a previous add. She then became completely befuddled as to why I would ask such a things. The sets of pics look different.

[URL]http://www.provider.pics/904-517-7909/?id=6095365[/URL][/QUOTE]I got ditched by Alyssa (the tiger) and she went radio silent for a first time lunch appointment just as I reached San Juan. Little Junior was screaming and wouldn't shut up so to pacify him I pulled over and checked out BP. Went to Jades apartment in the Jammes area. I would probably say I'd visit the apartment complex in daylight hours only. Messy apartment. She explained that she kicked out her roomates for stealing from her. Her room was a mess with a mattres on the floor. I think she cheated me out of a bbj, she said she only does CBJ 'cause she's an army wife? WTF? She pulled the no condom trick but I was packing. Finished the deed. She had company in the room next door. I met the company. She calls her "momma bear" and is a decent middle age woman who apparently works in the biz with her daughter (who jade says may be found taking walks along the area). That alone is a good lead and might be for further investigating. I asked Jade if she dances and she said 'yes'. She is a Wacko's girl and goes by Reneee. She was sorta cute but may repeat just once more to give her a chance to open that menu before I hit the delete button on her.

[QUOTE=SkyWalker13;2469933]I set something up with Honey / Jessica who claims she I down for anything under the sun. So we're texting back and forth and she claims she's ready. I call to get directions to her place and she proceeds to tell me that she was playing. She says she doesn't like Greek or things like that. It is definitely false advertising and a waste of our time when these girls claim to be fetish friendly and ready for anything. I miss providers like Little Lisa, Bowden and Amazon Goddess before their slides. Those chicks were down for anything. Oh well back to Angie I go.[/QUOTE]Wow. I met her before she SW or did BP. She is new at this and I have tried to give her advice about her ad. After reading this I text her about this and she said this is true. I'm not playing white knight. I just didn't want anyone thinking I make up my dreams or promise good reviews.

She told me she did it for me which I do appreciate. YMMV is the motto and for good reason.

[QUOTE=TomCat4871;2470003]I got ditched by Alyssa (the tiger) and she went radio silent for a first time lunch appointment just as I reached San Juan. Little Junior was screaming and wouldn't shut up so to pacify him I pulled over and checked out BP. Went to Jades apartment in the Jammes area. I would probably say I'd visit the apartment complex in daylight hours only. Messy apartment. She explained that she kicked out her roomates for stealing from her. Her room was a mess with a mattres on the floor. I think she cheated me out of a bbj, she said she only does CBJ 'cause she's an army wife? WTF? She pulled the no condom trick but I was packing. Finished the deed. She had company in the room next door. I met the company. She calls her "momma bear" and is a decent middle age woman who apparently works in the biz with her daughter (who jade says may be found taking walks along the area). That alone is a good lead and might be for further investigating. I asked Jade if she dances and she said 'yes'. She is a Wacko's girl and goes by Reneee. She was sorta cute but may repeat just once more to give her a chance to open that menu before I hit the delete button on her.[/QUOTE]If she only does CBJ, then why would she not have condoms? I think you were cheated out of the BBBJ too.

[QUOTE=YoungRestless;2470000]I was just hoping to point out the providers double standard. Will refrain from any likeness of the appearance of breaking rules.[/QUOTE][BLUE]If you note the redact text, it's not the infraction for being a racist, it's the infraction for talking about racial issues. They are not the same thing.

You can talk all you want about chicks that give bad service, don't schedule their clients well, or rip people off. You can use analogies if you wish, just don't use the ones that start shit that go on for three days that I have to spend 15 minutes cleaning up next week.

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[QUOTE=TomCat4871;2470003]I got ditched by Alyssa (the tiger) and she went radio silent for a first time lunch appointment just as I reached San Juan. Little Junior was screaming and wouldn't shut up so to pacify him I pulled over and checked out BP. Went to Jades apartment in the Jammes area. I would probably say I'd visit the apartment complex in daylight hours only. Messy apartment. She explained that she kicked out her roomates for stealing from her. Her room was a mess with a mattres on the floor. I think she cheated me out of a bbj, she said she only does CBJ 'cause she's an army wife? WTF? She pulled the no condom trick but I was packing. Finished the deed. She had company in the room next door. I met the company. She calls her "momma bear" and is a decent middle age woman who apparently works in the biz with her daughter (who jade says may be found taking walks along the area). That alone is a good lead and might be for further investigating. I asked Jade if she dances and she said 'yes'. She is a Wacko's girl and goes by Reneee. She was sorta cute but may repeat just once more to give her a chance to open that menu before I hit the delete button on her.[/QUOTE]That was a win Speaking of Alyssa I've been wanting to speak with her. Never have before. I've heard the good and the bad with her. Something about her look really attracts me!

I don't know about anyone else but I got a good laugh out of this.

[QUOTE=SkyWalker13;2469986]Frequently, women use codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often one asks what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

So, here you go,.

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of a flower only? = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Cinnamon = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Graceful = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Soft skin = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

No age? = same as "28".

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

FOR THE PROFESSIONAL ADS:

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across town.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

Occasionally, an in shape attractive woman, not overweight, can be found on backpage. However, they are the ones usually with the mental issues. The ones who seem normal without any problems are the ones you are going to find that are overweight.

Once in a blue moon, you'll find someone not overweight and without mental issues, attractive, etc. But those are few and far between.[/QUOTE]