Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=PilotAviator;5593032]Paradise is now Queen.

It remains an outstanding massage experience.

I will repeat.

If you don't have a great experience (YMMV), there are four other places within a short walk of Queen (and several of them are also excellent places for NoVA massage experiences).

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.[/QUOTE]Late Sunday afternoon. Dream Queen (some dairy too, see below).

Clean pleasant accommodations.

Met by small 30's? 40's? Petite pretty lady=KAY.

English so so.

Very good table shower. ALL PARTS, rocket prepped and erected on the launch pad.

Calm down. There is much to follow grasshopper.

Very good massage. Not cmt but good with back walk.

Prostate massage, "you take care of me? Yes, of course ".

Flip.

She signals. Do you want my top off? Yes of course.

A little negotiation follows.

-Launch preference signal = pumping middle finger in and out of my mouth.

Numbers fly. 60 80 100. Laughter at my offer. Fun.

80 ok bring more next time.

Everything comes off.

Lovely body slide.

Enjoyable nursing.

Some handling.

69 -pussy in my face.

Wow -great feeling of wet mouth?

Sucking? Pumpin.

Felt real great.

Cim?

Ahhhhh.

She cums up with tissue wiping her mouth. Part of the act?

Very good massage after The clean up.

Very good dream.

How real?

Who cARES, IT WAS WONDERFUL.

Pussy slide next time?

Comments appreciated.

[QUOTE=LoveBreasts6;5654650]Herndon C+C would be the way to go.[/QUOTE]Anyone in specific I should ask for?

Any contact info? Need to find my Paradise.

[QUOTE=OldBoomer;5665270]Late Sunday afternoon. Dream Queen (some dairy too, see below).

Clean pleasant accommodations.

Met by small 30's? 40's? Petite pretty lady=KAY.

English so so.

Very good table shower. ALL PARTS, rocket prepped and erected on the launch pad.

Calm down. There is much to follow grasshopper.

Very good massage. Not cmt but good with back walk.

Prostate massage, "you take care of me? Yes, of course ".

Flip.

She signals. Do you want my top off? Yes of course.

A little negotiation follows..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HerbB;5665804]Any contact info? Need to find my Paradise.[/QUOTE]Rubmaps.

Paradise.

New paradise.

Queen on the door.

I finally got to Kara which I've been meaning to do for a while. It's clean and has a nice TS room. Hannah met me at the door. She says she's been there a month. Hannah was pleasant and gave a good cleaning to all important parts during the TS. She was also open to the stuff I like which, today anyway, did not include FS. So while I expect that was available, I can't say for sure. After she insisted that I tell her what her services would get her, I tole her I don't intend to negotiate and offered what I believe is fair and not at the extreme low end of the spectrum. She accepted and she performed okay.

I'll return to Kara, but ask for a different lady. Hannah was nice, just not my type. I prefer the more slender spinner types. Hannah has a good booty, large tatas with plump responsive nipples, and a little belly. Her English is not great, but it was adequate. Decent TS, okay massage, BBBJ (no CIM), DATY, FIA. . 8 + 1. 0.

If any of you have seen a different provider at Kara other than the MMS who'd you recommend, please let me know, by PM if you prefer.

Rhino.

[QUOTE=OldBoomer;5665270]Late Sunday afternoon. Dream Queen (some dairy too, see below).

Clean pleasant accommodations.

Met by small 30's? 40's? Petite pretty lady=KAY.

English so so.

Very good table shower. ALL PARTS, rocket prepped and erected on the launch pad.

Calm down. There is much to follow grasshopper.

Very good massage. Not cmt but good with back walk.

Prostate massage, "you take care of me? Yes, of course ".

Flip.

She signals. Do you want my top off? Yes of course.

A little negotiation follows.

-Launch preference signal = pumping middle finger in and out of my mouth.

Numbers fly. 60 80 100. Laughter at my offer. Fun.

80 ok bring more next time.

Everything comes off.

Lovely body slide.

Enjoyable nursing.

Some handling.

69 -pussy in my face.

Wow -great feeling of wet mouth?

Sucking? Pumpin.

Felt real great.

Cim?

Ahhhhh.

She cums up with tissue wiping her mouth. Part of the act?

Very good massage after The clean up.

Very good dream.

How real?

Who cARES, IT WAS WONDERFUL.

Pussy slide next time?

Comments appreciated.[/QUOTE]If you can't tell it is faked, it does not matter. If you can tell, it doesn't matter as long as it was enjoyed. Always be nice to the ladies. PA.

It's been a while since I've reported, so here goes.

Saw Noobie, a Thai masseuse in Herndon. Apartment area, good visitor parking. Text directions led me to the place, and introduced to a mid 20's girl. Pretty enough, with firm backside and top, though clothed. She works out. She introduced herself as Noobie (I'm sure I'm getting the spelling wrong).

Got a medium level massage, and it was very pleasant. On flip, she offered the standard finish, with no up sell. Very disappointing, as the roaming confirmed that she was built nicely. Even though it wasn't quite the finish I was looking for, she had a strong grasp of the situation, and I was able to end the session without much of a fuss.

If you're looking for a decent massage and an experienced hand, by all means. Look for the San Fernando area code, with the last few digits ending in 3299. If you're looking for the full package, this isn't for you. Trust me, I tried throwing extra $ at the situation, but was politely declined.

Damage $. 4 upfront. I probably should have clarified what was included in the bundle from the jump, but oh well. YMMV. Happy December why'all.

Since I'm here, let's do another report. Visited TT, it's in an outlet with a phone number ending in 2000. Quiet enough area with nonexistent foot traffic. The initial door opens into a small waiting area, and the owner pops the second door open. . 6 door fee.

Saw two individuals.

First visit was Tina. Early 40's Korean, thicker, but firm enough in the right areas. Lackluster massage. On flip, the up sell began, and I dropped another $. 4. She was enthusiastic, which made up for my lack of attraction, but that's just me. People who like Asian milfs on the mildly thicker side will have no problem. If I was in the mood and lacked options, I'd ask for her again.

The second girl I don't remember her name. Latina, very fat bottomed, thick, short. Same damage, but her acting skills were horrible, and there was no prelude to the main event. I ate a DNF, and she chided me for not being able to close the deal.

After that disappointment, I pulled mamasan aside and asked if there were better options, describing the kind of service I wanted. She laughed me off, saying that no place ran "models". I don't think my ask was that unusual, but okay.

The walls are thin, and I heard another customer that was fairly disgruntled by the rush job he received. Take that as you will.

If you want to go here, ask for Tina, or the Korean lady on call.

[QUOTE=Novaaa;5668050]Since I'm here, let's do another report. Visited TT, it's in an outlet with a phone number ending in 2000. Quiet enough area with nonexistent foot traffic. The initial door opens into a small waiting area, and the owner pops the second door open. . 6 door fee.

Saw two individuals.

First visit was Tina. Early 40's Korean, thicker, but firm enough in the right areas. Lackluster massage. On flip, the up sell began, and I dropped another $. 4. She was enthusiastic, which made up for my lack of attraction, but that's just me. People who like Asian milfs on the mildly thicker side will have no problem. If I was in the mood and lacked options, I'd ask for her again.

The second girl I don't remember her name. Latina, very fat bottomed, thick, short. Same damage, but her acting skills were horrible, and there was no prelude to the main event. I ate a DNF, and she chided me for not being able to close the deal.

After that disappointment, I pulled mamasan aside and asked if there were better options, describing the kind of service I wanted. She laughed me off, saying that no place ran "models". I don't think my ask was that unusual, but okay.

The walls are thin, and I heard another customer that was fairly disgruntled by the rush job he received. Take that as you will.

If you want to go here, ask for Tina, or the Korean lady on call.[/QUOTE]Since when are AMPs sporting latinas in the crew?

The last time I saw that was years ago in Las Vegas.

I haven't been back to TT since Diamond from Shirlington took over the joint years ago. But if this is the usual routine maybe it's worth checking it out.

Can anyone else offer any insight?

VA is lacking good options of Latinas in the MP and even if the chick you saw sucked I'd like to go over just to let MMS know to keep latina in the rotations when possible LOL.

Do not stand in the way of progress and do not forget the names of TheDrowned

Newbie to the area, any recommendations on AMPs in NOVA for FS. Prices?

Smile in Chantilly? River in Centreville? Vivi Warrenton?

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;5668236]Since when are AMPs sporting latinas in the crew?

The last time I saw that was years ago in Las Vegas.

I haven't been back to TT since Diamond from Shirlington took over the joint years ago. But if this is the usual routine maybe it's worth checking it out.

Can anyone else offer any insight?

VA is lacking good options of Latinas in the MP and even if the chick you saw sucked I'd like to go over just to let MMS know to keep latina in the rotations when possible LOL.

Do not stand in the way of progress and do not forget the names of TheDrowned[/QUOTE]I'm usually a crapshoot patron (which is why I stopped reporting, because LOL, everyone can generally tell what they get from an acs), so I can only tell you what I experienced.

The owner is pretty open, so give her a call and inquire.

[QUOTE=JustDior;5668790]Newbie to the area, any recommendations on AMPs in NOVA for FS. Prices?[/QUOTE]I would say take a few minutes and page back thru the reviews with only one post I don't know who is going to answer you.

[QUOTE=Miketastic69;5669663]Smile in Chantilly? River in Centreville? Vivi Warrenton?[/QUOTE]Went to Vivi 3 weeks ago. It moved from the old location across from Walgreens. Its near Wawa now and the standard is same, decent shower, good massage and NOVA. Tip negotiation depends on provider. .7 +.4 for the hr.

[QUOTE=JustDior;5668790]Newbie to the area, any recommendations on AMPs in NOVA for FS. Prices?[/QUOTE]Listen up kiddos! I'm about to spoil the magicians secret. When I was a wee little monger I used to browse the pages for data on the whereabouts of where I can find a good time. Of course as time went on I had questions of my own and only those wiser and more experienced then me had the answer. I knew I couldn't come empty handed so I devised a neat strategy where I would utilize backpage (now masquerading under various different projects such as bedpage) and find one of the many many advertised spas, usually one not often spoken of on the board, thereby taking one for the team (TOFTT). I would then fall asleep and dream of one of these chosen spas and after visiting this dreamland I would hop on this very board and spin a gripping tale of my experience for other mongers to enjoy and sip from like a delicious sangria at a socialites cocktail party.

Because ya see folks it's a party all are invited to, but it's BYOB. The more people that come bearing tasty drinks, the more booze we have to select from and the more fun we mongers can have. It's painstakingly simple math. But sometimes we get that guy who comes in empty handed. Drinks from everyone's bucket of beer has a good time and then leaves. Nobody likes that guy. We call that dude a douche. Nobody's going to lift a finger to help that guy when he's drunk and passed out on the street. Be the other guy who brings exotic drinks you can't find on the market. The kinda stuff that gets ya drunk real quick. That guys going to build up cred fast, and others will be much quicker on the trigger to lend a helping hand when he's got questions.

That's the trick. Go out there try one of the 110+ spas here that Nova has to offer and weave a legacy of your own.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.