Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TampaBlndBang;3265689]Hey Orlando mongers.

Going to be in the area for work in a week or so.

I used to see a girl in Tampa who disappeared and is supposedly now working the Orlando area.

Near Universal at a low key spot is the word on the street.

Anyone seen this provider?[/QUOTE]Do you know a name that she used? The Orlando place might be Luxsa (they do not use real photos in their ad): [URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/98/posts/2-Massages-Massage-Parlors/2-Massages-Massage-Parlors/25049-LuXsa-Naughty-Treats-Indulge-In-Something-Ohh-Soo-SWEET-14-Providers.html[/URL].

I have been to no less than 50 AMPs in my life. Most offer extras but occasionally you will come across a place where (even after multiple visits), the girls insist they are professional massage therapists. I respect that. However, I think that it is inherently dishonest for such places to advertise on Backpage with pictures of girls in bikinis. I don't see really legit massage places (like Massage Envy) advertising on BP or CL. I believe it is a fair assumptions that folks looking on BP are not looking for a massage only. What do you guys think?

[QUOTE=Gentleman100;3266120]... CB and BB ... Management reads our reviews and wants to provide the best service in town.[/QUOTE][B]THAT'S[/B] something for us to keep in mind when offering insight and advice to hobbyists that may be new to these locations. Sometimes, a PM may be a better way to offer / provide SOME of that "inside scoop," or advice on things like negotiating, pricing, etc.

[QUOTE=Gentleman100;3266120]CB and BB, in my opinion, are all about wanting the customer to be satisfied with the service. It is not like Seinfeld's "Soup Nazi", they are very friendly and caring.[/QUOTE]I would agree. . . Management (and the girls) at these two places seem remarkably focused on customer satisfaction in a market where they have almost ZERO like-for-like competition! In other cities / areas, or even in other lines of commerce, the lack of competition often yields crap customer service (Comcast comes to mind), along with higher prices. These two AMPs do appear at the high end of the price range, at least compared to the (many) other AMPs in the area, but those other AMP service levels and quality of talent also don't seem to match, so a higher price would be warrented, at least until some OTHER AMP opens up offering the same quality and service levels at a LOWER price! When looking across the state (ok, Tampa. That's the only area I know with comparable talent / services), BB / CB are right on par with pricing among the best places (along Kennedy Blvd).

Think of it this way guys. Plenty of quality provixers ask $200 for an hour of their time. So at $240-260 for a table shower, massage, & FS, I believe to be a fair deal. Now if looks and service afe not up to par; then of course not. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Sexyblk8;3266350]Think of it this way guys. Plenty of quality provixers ask $200 for an hour of their time. So at $240-260 for a table shower, massage, & FS, I believe to be a fair deal. Now if looks and service afe not up to par; then of course not. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Experience with vreat providers for FS is an hour for 140 to 160 in a private tranquil rwsidence. Showers are available to share with the provider as well. The AMP are often to mechanical and too much traffic in the locations. It ruins the mood if others are making noise while you are in a moment. Best to go FS lrovider for the higher cost. If an AMP, the need is there for bigger funbags and not a flat ass.

Laymedown1.

[QUOTE=Alan76;3266235]I have been to no less than 50 AMPs in my life. Most offer extras but occasionally you will come across a place where (even after multiple visits), the girls insist they are professional massage therapists. I respect that. However, I think that it is inherently dishonest for such places to advertise on Backpage with pictures of girls in bikinis. I don't see really legit massage places (like Massage Envy) advertising on BP or CL. I believe it is a fair assumptions that folks looking on BP are not looking for a massage only. What do you guys think?[/QUOTE]There was a discussion and a quote a while back about one such independent LMT. Reportedly, when she was asked why she's advertising on BP, she told her inquisitor "That's where all the guys are!" Such a response evokes vivid imagery of a mental vacuum that is TOTALLY oblivious to the simple logic of your question. So. . . Since [i]there's bubbles in them thar brains[/i] (in those cases, but not all), don't expect much more out of the girls that don't seem to get it.

By the way, Willie Sutton was an infamous bank robber from the first half of the 20th century. He robbed banks because "that's where the money is!" As related in an apocryphal story, which Willie denies ever having actually said, but which HAS, nevertheless, culminated in "Sutton's Law" moving into the cultural consciousness.

FS tip everywhere else in the country I've been is more like 140. Is TheBizz way off here. Or is Orlando the home of bargain FS AMPs? Thanks.

[QUOTE=TheBizz;3262613]Sorry for the three post.

I've read up on CB and BB (can't find a link for CB though).

I will definitely be visiting one of these places.

Are they both Chinese or Korean?

Which place generally has younger women?

And is the FS tip standard (40)?

Thanks, feel free to PM me.

Bizz.[/QUOTE]

I stopped by CB recently and had the great fortune to get Pinky. She is from Singapore. Beautiful face, skin, hair, body, etc. To me, she sort of looks like the Chinese actress Zhang Ziyi ([URL]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhang_Ziyi[/URL]). She has a great personality, takes direction well, and great attitude. She was wearing a nice skin-tight short dress that highlighed her Singaporan figure.

We talked during the session. She told me that English is her 3rd language (behind Malay and Chinese). To me, her English is fine. I would recommend refraining from using a lot of slang. If you speak like recently departed Crackhead Bob (Howard Stern Show), or otherwise do not pronounce your words well, she may not fully understand you. Most people who have experienced more than 1 culture will be fine.

Her TS and massage skills are the best I have experienced in a long time. For the TS, she makes sure to clean everywhere, always making sure you are comfortable.

The massage is superior. She uses baby oil, so it does not stay slick on your skin (like massage oil). She asked me to rub some baby oil on herself as well (of course, I obliged).

This is CB, so of course the best was yet to come. Since I tip well, the ending was wonderful. Since these ladies are not used to seeing someone with such a big cock (I am a master cocksman), I usually have to bring my own larger condoms. My cock is both a blessing and a curse.

Pinky is more of a quiet, Asian-girlfriend type. Not a porn star, but someone you could be seen on the street with and not get any negative looks.

Scores:

Looks: 10/10.

Attitude: 10/10.

Skills: 9. 7/10.

Overall Experience: A+++.

I shall return. Be safe.

So, I have been on this site over six months reading all the reviews. Thank you to all that have posted reviews has helped me a lot on where I want to spend my dough. Well, I figured it's now my turn to start contributing my equal share. So, last week I went to Luxa my first time there. For one the girls are not the ones in the pictures, but are still attractive. Once I fell asleep I dreamed the massage was just so so I have had worse and I have had better in past dreams. On the flip I went with a CBJ while she was in her birthday suite where I was free to roam. Over all I would say 7 out of 10 it was good, but she just didn't seem like she was into doing it just going through the motions. My opinion for the Mario coins you dish out you're better off going to cb or bb the girls there always seem to be having a good time.

So, I have been observing this forum for over six months now. Reading all the reviews everyone post and I want to thank you for all the great information love this forum. Well, now I feel it's my turn to start posting and do my part to help inform other mongers. Last week I was feeling really tired and fell asleep. I had this dream that I was at Luxa for the first time. The girls are very attractive, but not the girls in the pictures. You will need to bring around the same amount of roses that you bring the girls at cb and bb. In this dream my lady was happy to stay in her birthday suite and allow my hands to roam freely. For se reason in this dream I just got a CBJ was was ok I mean if delt good, but just seemed like she just was performing the motions and not really wanting to be working that day (maybe just having a bad day I hope). The massage was not bad have had better and worse. I will give this place one more dream just to see if it gets better, but if my dream is the same I would say you're better off just taking a nap at cb or bb. Where the girls always seem to be having fun and energetic and driven to please.

I recently had the pleasure of visiting Gia ([URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sensual-touch-by-gia-27/18390235[/URL]) over by The Loop. Her place is very clean and upscale. The photos on her ad are accurate. She is about 25,5'3", skinny, with fantastic bolt-ons.

After putting down my donation $. 5 for the hour, she started with a nice massage with massage oil. She got nude and touching was allowed, except the V was off limits (definitely not FIV). On the flip, a great massage continued. She massage all the right places. I did not bring extra donation funds, so I had to settle for a standard gleeful ending. Extras are on the menu. From what I gathered, the full monty experience would be $$$ and headache relief would be an additional. 5. A shower is available to take off extra oil.

My overall impressions is that she is a skilled masseuse, great latina looks, and a nice, safe place to visit. If you have allergies to cats, know that she has a cat (kept in a bedroom during your session). I will definitely return.

Be safe.

[QUOTE=GtpBill;3266863]So, I have been observing this forum for over six months now. Reading all the reviews everyone post and I want to thank you for all the great information love this forum. Well, now I feel it's my turn to start posting and do my part to help inform other mongers. Last week I was feeling really tired and fell asleep. I had this dream that I was at Luxa for the first time. The girls are very attractive, but not the girls in the pictures. You will need to bring around the same amount of roses that you bring the girls at cb and bb. In this dream my lady was happy to stay in her birthday suite and allow my hands to roam freely. For se reason in this dream I just got a CBJ was was ok I mean if delt good, but just seemed like she just was performing the motions and not really wanting to be working that day (maybe just having a bad day I hope). The massage was not bad have had better and worse. I will give this place one more dream just to see if it gets better, but if my dream is the same I would say you're better off just taking a nap at cb or bb. Where the girls always seem to be having fun and energetic and driven to please.[/QUOTE]With Luxsa, I have a list of reliable, pretty providers. Some of the girls are outstanding (Selena, Daisy, Lilly, and Sami come to mind), while others seem like they have the attitude for working at the DMV (Mulan: I have never had a good session with her --> bad attitude). I try to keep track of who are the better providers there. If I go there, I always text first to see who is working. If it is not one of my favorites, then I pass. You can always make an appointment and pick your girl when you arrive.

Luxsa is my personal favorite non-AMP (Latinas and Whites). CB and BB are my favorite AMPs (always a great visit). As usual, YMMV, but I encourage to review the forum to see who are the best providers there and go back for more. I encourage the great places (Luxsa, CB, BB, etc.) and never go back to the bad ones. Luxsa is one of the good one.

Just my humble opinion. Be safe.

[QUOTE=Gentleman100;3267222]I recently had the pleasure of visiting Gia ([URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sensual-touch-by-gia-27/18390235[/URL]) over by The Loop. Her place is very clean and upscale. The photos on her ad are accurate. She is about 25,5'3", skinny, with fantastic bolt-ons.

After putting down my donation $. 5 for the hour, she started with a nice massage with massage oil. She got nude and touching was allowed, except the V was off limits (definitely not FIV). On the flip, a great massage continued. She massage all the right places. I did not bring extra donation funds, so I had to settle for a standard gleeful ending. Extras are on the menu. From what I gathered, the full monty experience would be $$$ and headache relief would be an additional. 5. A shower is available to take off extra oil.

My overall impressions is that she is a skilled masseuse, great latina looks, and a nice, safe place to visit. If you have allergies to cats, know that she has a cat (kept in a bedroom during your session). I will definitely return.

Be safe.[/QUOTE]My friend was planning on seeing her. $$ 5 for the whole enchilada and $. 5/ hr for bodyrub with restriction. Thanks for adding the donation to the review. Someone said she used to be an escort before moving to bodyrub. I once saw an her Ad in the escort section of BP.

[QUOTE=GtpBill;3266863]So, I have been observing this forum for over six months now. Reading all the reviews everyone post and I want to thank you for all the great information love this forum. Well, now I feel it's my turn to start posting and do my part to help inform other mongers. Last week I was feeling really tired and fell asleep. I had this dream that I was at Luxa for the first time. The girls are very attractive, but not the girls in the pictures. You will need to bring around the same amount of roses that you bring the girls at cb and bb. In this dream my lady was happy to stay in her birthday suite and allow my hands to roam freely. For se reason in this dream I just got a CBJ was was ok I mean if delt good, but just seemed like she just was performing the motions and not really wanting to be working that day (maybe just having a bad day I hope). The massage was not bad have had better and worse. I will give this place one more dream just to see if it gets better, but if my dream is the same I would say you're better off just taking a nap at cb or bb. Where the girls always seem to be having fun and energetic and driven to please.[/QUOTE]Always start with hhr flat rate to test out the waters. This will save you a lot of $$. You can also search for reviews to weed out the time and $ wasters. There are many reviews for Luxsa on the forum.

[QUOTE=Laymedown1;3266409]Experience with vreat providers for FS is an hour for 140 to 160 in a private tranquil rwsidence. Showers are available to share with the provider as well. The AMP are often to mechanical and too much traffic in the locations. It ruins the mood if others are making noise while you are in a moment. Best to go FS lrovider for the higher cost. If an AMP, the need is there for bigger funbags and not a flat ass.

Laymedown1.[/QUOTE]Don't go to Cherry Blossom or Bora Bora for massage because you'll most likely be disappointed. Shower is expected for any good bodyrub place. So, dropping 240/260 for FS is a personal discretion and not the norm for this type of service. You can go down south (FL) and get better looking providers for $$ for 2 pops in hr. My friend still think CB / BB have asian providers that are better, on average, than all other AMPs in Orlando. We need more competition, IMO.