Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=HappyGuy2;5653259]Why go to a barber for a BBBJ? I just don't understand.

I would go to real barber and then to a real AMP / provider and problem would be solved.

But we all have different dreams and aspirations. If we all liked the same thing, there would be no variety in life.

In the spirit of Thanksgiving, it is good that we all enjoy a variety of services, women, technique's, sizes, ages, nationalities, colors. Otherwise we would all be bumping into each other all the time at the same place.

Just being silly.

Happy Thanksgiving. I am Thankful for all of Life.

HG2.[/QUOTE]And when we do bump into each other during departure / arrival, we keep our heads down and are happy our faces are masked.

But we are also always nice to the ladies.

PA.

Much like my name sake I have been sinking to the bottom of unforgiving waters, unable to reach the surface for a swig of that briny air. The eastern winds haven't been so kind to my voyage and my endings haven't been as happy, but most good stories seldom have one I guess.

I'm an adventurer first and foremost. I'm always looking to wander the path less travelled. If I find something new and worthwhile I'm always willing to share the cut of my bounty with fellow brothers, but my many recent attempts have left me without any gold just some stories to tell to any willing to lend an ear.

One such story is a return to Healthy Spa, in an attempt to get myself out of the rut I ventured to familiar grounds in hopes of having another swipe at Annie's big booty. But alas, she was nowhere to be found and instead I drew Linda. Linda was a little older but had a nice pair of big titties, some massive cleavage showing throw a low cut dress she was wearing kept me from walking out the door.

I paid the half hour house fee (. 5) and when she returned I told her to forgo the massage and skip to the fun part. Negotiations began and she wanted 1. 4 for everything. Linda is no spring chicken. If it's a young hot broad in her 20's-30's (very rare find in NOVA BTW) then 1. 4 is an acceptable fee for services rendered and Ill gladly pay it. Hell, I might even pay it if they treat me right and do something unexpected like not hassle me for a tip immediately. But I won't pay that much for FS with Linda. She's in her 50's, smelled like cigarettes, and has a gut. $ for everything is generous enough, and you folks have to be willing to haggle and walk away if necessary. Fortunately I told her that's all I have and I wrestled her into submission on the tip. She left to grab a cover. I pounded her on the table for 15 min and came in the bag. She cleaned me up and all in all it was a good time, but I still think I preferred my session with Annie.

Hoping I can emerge from these tepid waters, but as always these waters forget the names of TheDrowned.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;5653899]Much like my name sake I have been sinking to the bottom of unforgiving waters, unable to reach the surface for a swig of that briny air. The eastern winds haven't been so kind to my voyage and my endings haven't been as happy, but most good stories seldom have one I guess.

I'm an adventurer first and foremost. I'm always looking to wander the path less travelled. If I find something new and worthwhile I'm always willing to share the cut of my bounty with fellow brothers, but my many recent attempts have left me without any gold just some stories to tell to any willing to lend an ear.

One such story is a return to Healthy Spa, in an attempt to get myself out of the rut I ventured to familiar grounds in hopes of having another swipe at Annie's big booty. But alas, she was nowhere to be found and instead I drew Linda. Linda was a little older but had a nice pair of big titties, some massive cleavage showing throw a low cut dress she was wearing kept me from walking out the door.

I paid the half hour house fee (. 5) and when she returned I told her to forgo the massage and skip to the fun part. Negotiations began and she wanted 1. 4 for everything. Linda is no spring chicken. If it's a young hot broad in her 20's-30's (very rare find in NOVA BTW) then 1. 4 is an acceptable fee for services rendered and Ill gladly pay it. Hell, I might even pay it if they treat me right and do something unexpected like not hassle me for a tip immediately. But I won't pay that much for FS with Linda. She's in her 50's, smelled like cigarettes, and has a gut. $ for everything is generous enough, and you folks have to be willing to haggle and walk away if necessary. Fortunately I told her that's all I have and I wrestled her into submission on the tip. She left to grab a cover. I pounded her on the table for 15 min and came in the bag. She cleaned me up and all in all it was a good time, but I still think I preferred my session with Annie.

Hoping I can emerge from these tepid waters, but as always these waters forget the names of TheDrowned.[/QUOTE]Drowned,

I'm betting that what you're describing happens to many mongers, particularly around the holidays. Talking only for myself, but figuring I'm not too unique, one reason a guy pursues this "hobby" is to make up for something genuine that's missing in his life. It's good that the ladies are there to fill this need, but the reality of the situation can't be avoided. So, as they say, eat, drink, and be merry and f* your butt off this holiday season. This too shall pass.

Rhino.

[QUOTE=Rhinopole;5654133]Drowned,

I'm betting that what you're describing happens to many mongers, particularly around the holidays. Talking only for myself, but figuring I'm not too unique, one reason a guy pursues this "hobby" is to make up for something genuine that's missing in his life. It's good that the ladies are there to fill this need, but the reality of the situation can't be avoided. So, as they say, eat, drink, and be merry and f* your butt off this holiday season. This too shall pass.

Rhino.[/QUOTE]I agree with you Rhino: eat, drink, be merry, and F.

This hobby provides a true service for many, most of us all need a bit of pampering from time to time, and the providers provide according to the market. They look the way they look, we look the way we look, and there is usually fun to be had. Be kind to yourself, be discreet as always, and keep pounding. I talk to my ATFs regularly and have learned that they want the same thing as us, are filling in the holes they have as well, literally and figuratively, know what they have signed up for, and enjoy it for the most part. We are all in this thing together.

Anyone have her contact? Been waiting for her to come back, but Linda is now saying she won't be returning.

She and I had great chemistry and want to reach her if possible! PM me if you can help out, thanks!

Falls Church, past Seven Corners toward Arlington.

Enticed by rubmaps relatively good reviews, I went to visit. I called in advance and was told the girls named weren't there but there was a new girl who was very pretty.

How very wrong that was. Her name was CiCi, and she was in the 40+, maybe 50+ range, she never took her mask off so I couldn't tell very well. Big tiddies, but far from being a spinner, and one was rock hard. I'm guessing she needed to get it removed for medical reasons and had a bolt on added.

7 for the hour, she gave a bad massage, and then on the flip she said only HJ. Pushed for FS (don't even know why, I didn't even care for the HJ at that point), and she said no until I offered a cover and $. 4. Proceeded with a quick FS in mish, no oral, and popped in the bag.

Would not repeat.

[URL]https://nova-therapeuticmassage.bedpage.com/herndon-140-hr/12943323.html[/URL]

Anyone have experience with this supposedly 24 year old Thai girl in Herndon?

I'd TOFTT, but it's so far from me I'd prefer to know what to expect before hand if possible.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=IceCityX1221;5652017]Anybody been to the spas out by Herndon or Sterling? Looking for possible CBJ, or CFS for right price. Been a while since I've been around to them in the area, not sure which are still around and who's good at them.[/QUOTE]Herndon C+C would be the way to go.

[QUOTE=InSearch69;5652006]I tried calling twice. No answer and no call back though I didn't leave a message.[/QUOTE]I called her and set up an appointment. She could only meet me late in the evening. I waited but she never showed. She I tried to confirm and follow up, she never answered. Waste of time for me.

[QUOTE=FacelessBoy;5654488]Anyone have her contact? Been waiting for her to come back, but Linda is now saying she won't be returning.

She and I had great chemistry and want to reach her if possible! PM me if you can help out, thanks![/QUOTE]She was good as was Jessica whom I'm hoping will return.

[QUOTE=NyHornet;5654638][URL]https://nova-therapeuticmassage.bedpage.com/herndon-140-hr/12943323.html[/URL]

Anyone have experience with this supposedly 24 year old Thai girl in Herndon?

I'd TOFTT, but it's so far from me I'd prefer to know what to expect before hand if possible.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]There was a positive review on the other board.

Was thinking about it myself.

[QUOTE=FloridaBoy;5636953]I wouldn't listen to Rhino. Seems to be a complainer. A woman hurt herself so he couldn't go down on her. I saw Stacy, she said she was on her cycle so she couldn't do much. She said she had to be there because she's on the clock. I thought she was very nice and very pretty, but that's just me. DATY while a lady is her cycle isn't my forte.[/QUOTE]I called to schedule time with Stacy and was told she quit.

Stopped by to Kara Therapy in Fairfax. Opted for an hour for $80 with a 5 ft tall, older Chinese lady with and average body, and nice big tits. Ok massage. She suggested a BBBJ for $100. She started out very slow, but by the end I had her on her back with her head hanging off the table for some nice deep throat, ball sucking, and rimming. She couldn't take it all the way down, but I was definitely sliding past her tonsils. She let me finish in her throat with no complaint. I ended up tipping another $20 because she didn't negotiate or complain that I took too long. On the way out she introduced me to another lady who was younger and had a very nice figure. I'll definitely try her next time.

[QUOTE=Kijimuna;5656702]Stopped by to Kara Therapy in Fairfax. Opted for an hour for $80 with a 5 ft tall, older Chinese lady with and average body, and nice big tits. Ok massage. She suggested a BBBJ for $100. She started out very slow, but by the end I had her on her back with her head hanging off the table for some nice deep throat, ball sucking, and rimming. She couldn't take it all the way down, but I was definitely sliding past her tonsils. She let me finish in her throat with no complaint. I ended up tipping another $20 because she didn't negotiate or complain that I took too long. On the way out she introduced me to another lady who was younger and had a very nice figure. I'll definitely try her next time.[/QUOTE]This is good news.

I had a similar experience about 6 months ago. I started the session by providing a body rub and got all the above except the rimming - 80 for the H, 80 tip. Left with happy me and happy provider.

However.

My at my last visit 2 months ago I saw a similarly described provider. I asked for a BBBJ before paying. She took me to the Mamason who asked for 180 on top of the 80. I said no thanks and walked out.

Maybe, just maybe, they have revised their business plan.

Always be nice.

But try not to be stupid.

Mongers, semi regular visitor to the AMPs (lean to Papaya or Garden) but looking to try an Indy provider. Any good suggestions for a good massage and more than standard Nova. FS not needed.

I thought I saw good reviews on this one but can't seem to find anything.

[URL]https://nova-therapeuticmassage.bedpage.com/falls-church/12832781.html[/URL]

Any good recommendations out there preferably in the Alexandria, Springfield, Annandale, McLean (greater Fairfax area)?