Massage Parlor Reports

Went searching for booty again at Zen Spa at 64th Ave. And Bell. There were two girls working. I went to the room with Coco who said she had moved to Phoenix from LA one month ago (so she's not the same Coco that was working at Zen earlier this year). Paid $50 for 45 min.

Here's the Captain's Log:

Looks: 5-foot-6 Chinese lass, late 20s, pretty face, nice manmade rack, toned body. L=7.

Attitude: Pleasant personality but wanted the tip on the flip and started negotiations at $$ for CFS. We settled at $.50 A=7.

Service: OK TS and OK massage. Allowed LK, strong tit sucking, DATY but no FIV. Nice tight nana and I think I was big for her. Was reluctant to let me go deep at first but took a good pounding after she warmed up. S=7.

A little Capn in all of them. Stay safe mateys!

Capn Morgan

I went to the Asian Girls spa, or whatever it's called, off Guadalupe and the 101. I came to understand more what marriage might be like.

The girl who answered the door wasn't bad looking, and she smiled, so I went in for the hour.

Trouble started immediately. I gave her a hundred, and she came back later saying,"I already gave you change, right?" Nope, I said. So she brought it.

And then another customer came in, and she asked me to go for the short massage. I told her she could give my money back, and I'd split then. But she didn't want me to leave.

So I told her we could start my massage later if she wanted to attend to this guy. I watched the clock. I swear to God, this dude was in there just 10 minutes before he left. Sounds like a quick jerk off.

So then she proceeded with my massage and asked how much I'd give her for a HJ tip. Sixty bucks, I said.

And then began the complaining. Again, I gave her the option of returning my money. She didn't want to do that. So I asked for a hard massage, and she said her hands hurt. So I laid on my belly, and said start massaging.

She basically complained to me about her job in broken English for the next half hour. When it came time for the jerk, she tried to up the ante. I could see her with her clothes off and get a HJ for $100. But the truth is, I'd already lifted her shirt up earlier and seen her tiny tits and gut. Not worth the extra $40 for me. So I passed.

After the HJ, she had me flip over again, and she actually shut up for awhile, but about 10 minutes before my time was up, she started in again. Maybe you should get another job, I suggested. Maybe you should marry some rich guy.

"No one want to marry massage girl," she said."Would you marry massage girl?" Probably not, I said.

So when I was leaving, I took a leak and then told her how guys get massages because it's a way to relax."But you just gave me a headache," I said.

I guess it's hard explaining the whole marketing principle of selling to a customer's needs. Always funny to see women employ the third-world tactics of short-term gains and then complain about no repeat business.

Always weird for me to hear these girls who make $60 in tips for an hour of work complain about how little money they get.

The only reason this happens is because some men lavish these broads with whatever they ask for.

On the upside, this girl had the good sense to fondle my balls with one hand while she stroked me with the other. The ball fondling is an often lost art.

Checked out a no-name massage. 98th Avenue and Bell, near Coco's. Met by Gigi who said she was from Taiwan. Gigi was a little older (mid 40s) than my usual choice for a provider but I found myself attracted to her smile, pleasant attitude, toned body and what appeared to be natural BBs. Decided to take a chance.

Got going with TS and got a good scrubbing. I started flirting right away in an effort to make my intentions known and to let her know I wasn't LE. Back in the room, she demonstrated some good massage skills with good pressure. She allowed my hands to caress her nice ass and legs while she massaged. So far, so good.

On the flip, she continued the massage. She asked where I wanted her to concentrate. I put her hand on the Little Capn and said 'how about here? ' She looked a little surprised and said 'You are a very bad boy! ' but then immediately grabbed the Little Capn and stroked him to attention. I asked if she would do CFS. She said no. I asked if I could see more of her and started to remove her top. She politely declined. She said she liked me and continued the HJ. No mention of a tip. She did allow DFK at this point and she had a good HJ technique. I popped hard.

I don't think that extras are typically on the menu so YMMV. I tipped more than I usually do for a fully clothed HE because I liked her and the massage was better than most.

Thanks for the report. I have been in that parking lot many times, engine off. Sipping on the champagne of beers. But never went in. Something about the parking lot vibe that made Ol Bubba bolt to greener pastures.

Massage Ace has a new young Korean girl. Can't think of her name now. Had the typical experience. She was kinda cute but no rack at all. Place was busy. Mammasan was screaming thru the door during the height of OL Bubba's "shake and bake". Kinda distracting if you know what mean. Korean girl tells me "don't worry. Me no listen to her." A disappointment to be sure. Slinked over to applebee's for a scotch afterwards. Bummer.

40 house. 60 hand to hand combat

Capn,

I've been to see Gigi a few times at the "No Name". You are correct about the YMMV, and it depends on how many times you have been there. She has an excellent memory for faces, and the things those "faces" like to do, plus you are also correct about her giving an above average massage. I've had FS from her, so keep going back and when she knows you, you will get whatever you like.

There is also a younger version of Gigi (she looks like she might even be Gigi's daughter, but I've never asked) who works there. Very cute, nice body, but not near as satisfying as Gigi and not near as good an attitude.

[QUOTE=Capn Morgan; 1096708]Checked out a no-name massage. 98th Avenue and Bell, near Coco's. Met by Gigi who said she was from Taiwan. Gigi was a little older (mid 40s) than my usual choice for a provider but I found myself attracted to her smile, pleasant attitude, toned body and what appeared to be natural BBs. Decided to take a chance.

Got going with TS and got a good scrubbing. I started flirting right away in an effort to make my intentions known and to let her know I wasn't LE. Back in the room, she demonstrated some good massage skills with good pressure. She allowed my hands to caress her nice ass and legs while she massaged. So far, so good.

On the flip, she continued the massage. She asked where I wanted her to concentrate. I put her hand on the Little Capn and said 'how about here? ' She looked a little surprised and said 'You are a very bad boy! ' but then immediately grabbed the Little Capn and stroked him to attention. I asked if she would do CFS. She said no. I asked if I could see more of her and started to remove her top. She politely declined. She said she liked me and continued the HJ. No mention of a tip. She did allow DFK at this point and she had a good HJ technique. I popped hard.

I don't think that extras are typically on the menu so YMMV. I tipped more than I usually do for a fully clothed HE because I liked her and the massage was better than most. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vaquero;1096632] The ball fondling is an often lost art.[/QUOTE]I can't agree more. Seems that one needs to take a "director's" approach. Grab here, twist here, shake there.

A report of this place is out in the forum, but my take on this place after visiting it a couple of times I like it a lot. Looks like glodie who was up in sun city owns this and its in the middle of nowhere in buckey, pleasently appointed. All my visits there were just what I wanted, glodie knows how to take care of clients and she is not a clock watcher. .40 for the room fee, $ for a nice nude handshake and so on. Once she gets to know you and depending how turned on she gets, further actions can be negotiated and FS can be had for $$. She is heavy if you are into bbw's, but massage is average and the erotic portions beyond reproach. Nextime will schedule a nice four hands with hope.

Which leads me to the fiasco that was Platinum Body Works.

Against my better judgment decide to visit this place based on the add in BP.

"[url]http://phoenix.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-enjoy-your-morning-with-my-great-body-rubs-26/11267858[/url]"

Found the place, its on apache trail east of sossaman in a strip mall wedged between a decorative pottery place and golf shop. Walked in and its not too shabby. Was greeted at the counter by Shay who was dressed like a trailer park rocker chick, and paid the 50 room fee. While I was paying the fee there was another good looking chick, but the person who gets the money attends. She walks me to the room and asks if I have been to a place like this before, I say yep. She asks that I get comfortable and that I will be back. Get nakid and ass up in the air for some nice tittilation. She walks in and cautions me that this is not theraputic but for entertainment, I say sign me up and she asks me to flip over, WTF, not even a prelim body rub? Oh well she has her tits hangin out now, which were nice all natural. She the proceeds to start jackin with lotion straight away while I was admiring her tatoos and suckin on her ta ta's. Was not workin and she the asked me to take over while she proceeded to play with herself and finally I nutted, dressed up, chalked this up as a teachable moment and walked out. Total damage $5 Most of you would be thinkin $5 for this, I know I've had way better for $5. Enough said would not be visiting platinum unless I read other wise.

For whatever reason, if I go to a massage place, I want it to be Asian or maybe some other ethnicity. Though I'm a white dude, getting a massage from a white American girl just wouldn't do it for me.

I think it's because when I see some of these immigrants doing this work, I know they're doing it for money and might be more likely to take some pride in the work. But if an American girl is doing that stuff, I associate it with issues.

[QUOTE=Noblesavage01;1098306] Most of you would be thinkin $5 for this, I know I've had way better for $5. Enough said would not be visiting platinum unless I read other wise.[/QUOTE]I was thinking when and why you gave her the extra hundo. You didn't mention price negotiations at all.

[QUOTE=MyDixieWrecked;1099007]I was thinking when and why you gave her the extra hundo. You didn't mention price negotiations at all.[/QUOTE]She mentioned the hundred right after I said kay for a erotic rubdown and the other items on the menu was too pricey to be worth it, and was not negotiable.

Unfortunately for Ol Bubba, his first meeting with Blond Jesse from Backpage was delayed due to unforseen circumstances, and Bubba had to go " a huntin." I remembered that Silver moon was sold to a new owner. (merciifully) and perhaps hanky panky was back on the menu.

I had been to this place recently, and saw that an Eastern Spa Alumni was working there and sure enough no extra's were available. A sad day indeed.

So, when I found out that it was under new management I thought it might be worth a gander.

I was greeted by a rather nice looking Chinese lady named "Cindy." I was leery so I opted for the half hour gig at only. 4. A rather nice non oily massage was given with plenty of pleasant chat. I found out through some questioning that she used to work on 43rd ave in glendale. She said it was near a bowling alley. I was thinking maybe it was the one on dunlap?

Anyway. My half hour morphed into more than an hour as we discussed many aspects of the massage business and her past. I told her I had no knowlege of "mydixiewrecked, chillywilly, or goldcoast. This helped to cement my reputation as a non cheap skate!

Anywho. After a really good dry massage Ol Bubba flipped like the river card and presented "cindy" with a red and demanding appendage. She seemed in no hurry to "grease the skids" and continued talikng about business. I was hoping for some fake compliments ala spring rain or ace massage, but none was to be found. So, Ol bubba had to tell himself what a nice pecker he had. Cough.

Mercifully, she started to relieve the stress of a long half week. No questions about dinero. I love that! Just went about the business of taking care of Ol Bubba. I asked her about more on the menu, but she just laughed and refused to answer. I imagine some of you might now her from 43rd and dunlap. Her body was friggin outstanding. She had bolt ons and pencil erasers for nips. Dang.

Yep. I will go back. I told her I would recommend her to you mongers so enjoy!

I pony'd up. 6 for the tip. I sure you could do less. I don't know, I just really like it when they don't haggle and let you decide whats fair.

Enjoy!

First post sorry if long.

Was greeted by an Asian lady late 40's face-5 body-4. Took me to the room and asked how long. Gave her. 4 for the thirty min. She's all over me at this point and telling me how excited she is to see me and handsome I was. I thanked her and played it off. She kept trying to get real close to my face like she wanted to kiss. I kept moving back and got on the table for the massage. When she comes back in the room she asks if I had ever been there before. I say yes (lied). Then begins to rub my head and say what do you want? I said just a massage. Her breath was horrible and I wasn't really into her. She then went on about how great America was and how happy she was to see me. At this point I'm just trying to enjoy the massage which was hard as she decided not to turn on any music and decided she would sing to me through out. Then she started running her hands through me hair and saying "What you want" Just a massage I say. I told her I was stressed from school and not into anything else than a massage. After like ten min I flip over and she rubs my legs for about a min and says "you no like me" I say "no its not that its just I want a massage because I'm stressed" she says want to see another girl?"she very pretty, young korean girl, You like I go get her now" I'm hesitant since its sucked to this point but say sure. Worse cause scenario I say no thanks and bounce.

Next this hot 20 something comes in. Face-9 body-9 and attitude 9! C cup and pretty face. Shoulder length black hair. Came in with tight shirt and tiny shorts in high heals. She says in good English,"Wow she didn't have music on?" I wanted to laugh and tell her about the singing but decided not to. Turns on some music and the negotiations began. FS $ all I had, dropped from her initial offer of $$$ WTF? She walks out and says "One Hundred" out loud, I thought this was weird.

Her body was really toned and super soft skin. She starts lying to me about how huge my junk is. Not be true but who doesn't like being told they are big down south. First CBJ ok skills and did some ball licking. Then mish and finished doggy. I must have gone over in time but she was totally cool and not a clock watcher. I get dressed and head out. Chick was the hottest I have gotten a rub down from, but wish she was more active when banging. Kinda just chilled there but for $ can't complain at all. Small talk while I was getting dressed and thought Wow this girl is pretty cool. She works somewhere else during the day and there till close. The first lady was high or something. As I was walking out I saw her crashed out on one of the tables in one of the rooms.

Will repeat

Hey guys,

First time coming to phoenix for work. I would like some info of the AMP's around the area that offer FS.

Is the standard house $60 for an hr? Thats great because in washington DC its $80.

Is the FS 1 bill?

I don't have a lot of time due to my work so I need some good info.

Thank you in advance!

PS.

Dallas TX has some good AMP's. OMG! Its was pricey but worth every penny.

Just too much good info right here in the forum to help you in a reply here. Suggest you read through some past reports. (RTFF)

Walt