Streetwalker Reports

All joking aside though, this could have been any one of us. I have had not one, but two cars totaled by drunk drivers while out mongering. Driving down Sully at 3 AM is usually fine, but if you drive as much as most mongers do, the inevitable will happen. Imagine having to explain to your significant other why your car was totaled at 3 AM in the west side or Cleveland Ave, even if it is someone else's fault. Get extra insurance. All the defensive driving lessons in the world won't save you. If you monger often enough, this WILL happen to you.

So I picked up Melissa on Sully just west of Belvidere. She is 25, a little chubby but thought what the hell. I brought up the death of the Ecuadorian monger and she said she was just in jail with Michelle Blazer, and claims she actually looks good now. She also said Michelle was treated for chlamydia in jail but doesnt have AIDS. Sunday night, there were cops everywhere. We had to drive far for some privacy. Then we did BBFSCIP for 25. I had nothing for her to wipe herself off with. Oh well, let her wear my seed.

After dropping her off I went to UDF to rinse my dingaling off in the sink. Jennifer the hot WSW was there and her and her upstanding male friend(a black gentleman that might be her pimp) had me use my ID to buy them cigarettes. I told Jennifer I was turning in for the night but I forgot to ask if her number was still good. Then they went off to do some drugs.

So I drove back down Sully toward Morts and saw a bunch of WSWs. The problem was that they were all ugly. But then I saw Amber. I could not resist. It took us a while to find some privacy, but we got to a good spot where we did BBFSCIP. Damage was 30 though she always asks for 40. She said she had court Monday morning. When she said she was actually gonna show up I laughed. I am sure she skipped out. She has 18 days on the shelf she says. Dropped her off near Mort's. What a nice girl.

Oh, I forgot to mention that around 9 PM Sunday night I observed what appeared to be a pretty, young WSW at 5th and High. She had no bags and was walking around aimlessly by herself. I tried to initiate eye contact and should have done the old "I don't mean to seem like a creepy dude circling around you, and I know this is the oldest line in the book, but where do I know you from" line. Believe it or not, this works well whether she is a SW or not. Since its an open-ended question, you are not insulting her if she is not a SW, and by stating the obvious, she cant make an objection since you already did it for her. Girls who arent SWs usually dont have a problem with responding to that line and will at least talk for a couple minutes. It sure beats the hell out of "How much?"

But anyway, I had some shit I had to take care of, so I could not be more aggressive with making a pick-up.

I met Tiff/Nancy in the Sully and Central area around 9 30 pm. Nice body nice face. Youngish. 19 to 24 I would guess. Grea[ rack and tight shaved beave. Shy at first but loosened up. Definatley go back. Have numbers for trade. Interested in heather or seareh.

Thanks

Thanks for the info and welcome to the site. Based on your username I was expecting Tiff to turn into an evil zombie and eat your nutsuck then swallow your soul. Glad it had a happy ending for ya.

The weather was nice, I had the van, time and a couple bucks looking for someone to spend it on. Saw a young BSW I though I'd try.
Turned out really nice. She was willing, able, enthuastic and a real treat.
No need to go into detail, I'll let the pics do the rambling for me.
I asked ner name, she wouldn't give me, and, didn't wanna know mine.
It's one of those 'enjoy it while ya can moments.

I just saw her obit in today's Dispatch. As some of you know, I posted that she was the only girl that I have seen that had HIV designated on her arrest record a few years ago. Don't know if this was the cause of death, though.

She was last arrested on 10/26/09.



Stay alert, stay safe.

For the life of me, I can't believe anyone would have BBFSCIP with any SW.

Well the 2nd time wasnt as good. We were going to spend a while together last night so I gave her some $ for her habit. (did the same first night so I half-way trusted her). She went inside and I waited and waited. Left her several messages but she had just used the last of minutes so no call back. This was around 9 pm. Got a text at 2 32 AM saying something had come up with her daughter. Hmmm. Might get a hold of her if she gives me bonus stuff for $ I am out. Will post the follow up. Haven't shared her # yet cause I wanted to see how this turns out.

Peace and be safe.

LMAO. The rest of us already know how it's gonna turn out.

She just busted your cherry..lol

Yeah. Never give an SW money until you are at a safe and secure location of your choosing. If you absolutely have to go to a place she picks, shoot down her first few choices. Also, I NEVER stop for fast food or cigarettes or whatever before the deed. Afterward, maybe. But never let her drop money at "the babysitters house" or whatever. I tell girls that I don't mind making a cigarette run(or even going to the fast food drive thru if they can act polite to the staff and not cause a scene) afterward but I NEVER EVER stop and wait for them at a drug house.

Simoncreampieman- Many people on this board have questioned why I do BBFS with all these lucky ladies. Well, first off, heterosexual AIDS is a bunch of hype. Almost 300 SWs and dozens of non-pros later, and the only thing I caught was chlamydia, once. I recently thought I had it again, but it turned out to a side effect of the medication I was taking. I was most recently tested for bloodborne pathogens(this means Hep B and C as well as HIV) on September 28. Would anyone like to take a wild guess as to what the results were?

Also, even if these ladies miss out and don't get the honor of bearing my next generation, according to some clinical studies, women's brains secrete happy chemicals when a man ejaculates inside her. Now, you have to admit, a natural high like that sure beats the hell out of drugs, right? I mean, a lot of these girls have lived rough lives. Its the least I can do for them!

So I saw a pic of Paula Slone on the prison website. I do not even recall seeing her walking. Oh well, good riddance.

[QUOTE=StephenKing]Well the 2nd time wasnt as good. We were going to spend a while together last night so I gave her some $ for her habit. (did the same first night so I half-way trusted her). She went inside and I waited and waited. Left her several messages but she had just used the last of minutes so no call back. This was around 9 pm. Got a text at 2 32 AM saying something had come up with her daughter. Hmmm. Might get a hold of her if she gives me bonus stuff for $ I am out. Will post the follow up. Haven't shared her # yet cause I wanted to see how this turns out.

Peace and be safe.[/QUOTE]

It's ok to show her that you have the money (I have only had to do that once) but NEVER pay up front. Wait until services are rendered.

Great post humpty. All the spelling was correct!!! HA!HA!HA! That's a joke. You do offer a lot of exprience to the average monger. And i do enjoy reading your posts. Your fellow monger

Bummer. Have cruised around on three separate occasions looking for my ATF after her phone stopped working.

Fortunately, I received a call today from a strange number who turned out to be Amber. Crappy thing is I'm stuck at home tonight.

[QUOTE=Nervegas]Bummer. Have cruised around on three separate occasions looking for my ATF after her phone stopped working.

Fortunately, I received a call today from a strange number who turned out to be Amber. Crappy thing is I'm stuck at home tonight.[/QUOTE]I would love for you to give me Ambers number or I will give you my number and you could pass it on to amber thanks